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Ease on down..Ease on down, down the road~!

AMERIKAN PI! Cause spelling is for pansies! (Wait...)

Name: Not Important. Rhymes with Orange.

Age: 1-100

Ethnicity: African-American

State: Proud Michigander. Great Lake POWER! Never go to the U.P. ...just don't...

About: Okay, I am Completely OBSSESSED with hetalia! Its like my world right now. My OTP is always and forever USxUK in that order. I fell in love with hetalia when I was with my friend and we saw a picture of the characters on deviant art. We looked up the anime, watched it, and became super obssesive fangirls. (Ah, Life.) I also try to get my other friend to say aru after her sentences because she acts like china. (Love You B, you always-uke child!.) I HATE the Twilight franchise, but think the books are nice-ish. I love to write even if I'm crap at it. I wrote a yaoi lemon, let B read, and she looked at me and asked me what happen to my once so pure mind. I swear it's her fault for getting me into that. It's a drug I say! A DRUG!

PLEASE JOIN MY FRIENDS HIGH SCHOOL RP SITE:

WE NEED MORE TEACHERS AND STUDENTS! So please join. All relationships are welcome. Yaoi. Yuri. Straight. StudentxStudent, StaffxStudent

Loves: Apple Pie, Anime, Yaoi, 3.14, Hetalia, Vampire Knight, Harry Potter, Bamboo Blade, America, China, England, Japan, Azumanga Daioh, Angel Diary, Rosario Vampire, MAKING LISTS!

What Grinds My Gears: (Family Guy Reference!)

-Francis Bonnefoy (France: But not the country, it's the character) I just hate this guy for some reason. Maybe it's his personality? ...Or just him in general.

-Terrorism

-People who use LIKE to many times in a sentence (This means you Poland.)

-People who make fun of others

-Giving up chocolate for lent.

- My retainer

-My orthodontists.

- Getting below a 4.0

-Gym class.

-Algebra. (We have a love hate relationship...It's complicated.)

-Sports. Nuff said.

-GOING TO SEPERATE HIGH SCHOOLS THAN OLD FRIENDS!

-Not having japanese class...I shall have this fixed at once.

Fav Pairings

UsxUk(e)

UKxColonial!US

RussiaxChina

GerxIta

Spamano

JapanxChina (Im like the only person who likes this TT-TT )

Most Hated Pairings

Basically anything that is opposite my OTP. (RAWR!)


Random Quotes

"Hey, can I rip your heart out? Maybe snap it in two? Leave it cold, crushed, and broken? What? You weren't using it anyway."- Unknown

"How did it feel to have elmo touch you?"-Unknown

"Personal Affection is a luxury you can have only after all your enemies are eliminated. Until then, everyone you love is a hostage, sapping your courage and corrupting your judgement."-Orson Scott Card

"Never means forever."-Fall Out Boy

"In this life, there is no absolute happiness, happiness usually carries a poison inside itself, or poisoned by something from the outside."-Anton Chekov, Paraphrased

"What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have."-Stephen Meyer

"Kay-kay, be back here to kill you all."-A:TAS

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." -George S. Patton

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing. After the've tried everything else." -Winston Churchil

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."-Unknown

''Never knock on Death's door- Ring the bell and run instead''-Unknown

"That's what forgiveness sounds like-- Screaming...then silence."- Harold, Llamas with hats.

"There are many things in life we just don't understand...like how bread turns into toast."-30 Rock

"I'm so happy I have such an attractive class...I hope you all marry for money."- My English Teacher


If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

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Hetalia News by Olv1993 reviews
Funny little articles from a newspaper for and written by the Hetalia characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/17/2010
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
As It Should Be by applecheeked reviews
It is no secret to anyone that Alfred has a bad tendency to be a bit of a workaholic. At first, Arthur tries to be understanding—but when he gets ignored far too much for far too long, he decides that desperate times call for desperate measures. Domestic USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Superheroes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
My Night by Changeling Fey reviews
Ven is the good kid, the one who makes the grade and never stays up too late. Terra is the opposite, the bad boy, the delinquent. But for the two of them, it's true what they say. Opposites really do attract. Rated for the future.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Terra, Ventus/Ven
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Few Drinks by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men first class fic. After informing Angel of her allies, Charles and Erik spend a little extra time at the gentleman's club.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Into the Herd by M.D. Off-Red reviews
27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,683 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - America, England/Britain
It's a Small World, Afterall by HoneyTwilight reviews
When teens from around the world are summoned to a special school called the IYSA, things can get pretty hectic. Little do they know that evil lurks in the shadows, waiting... Was Two Years to Remember: The IYSA. Rewritten, Pairings and warnings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - America, England/Britain
To Love an Android by NajikaIce reviews
Alfred's father works for a company that manufactures a variety of mechanical trinkets. But their latest technological triumph, an actual human-like android, has to stay with the Jones for a while. What's Alfred to do but fall in love with him? AU, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
Soul Mate by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain
Dear Zexion, Sincerely Demyx by DancingEnigmas reviews
Grace of Oblivion Academy and Pacifc Coast High are assigned to do a pen-pal letter assignment. Demyx just so happens to draw Zexion's name. What will happen over a month of exchanging letters with each other? Zemyx AkuRoku UryūCloud M to be safe
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Demyx, Zexion
House of Jones by Edwards-Personal-Maid reviews
Maid!AU Arthur is a high end maid looking for a new patron. What he finds instead is an obnoxious and infuriatingly handsome idiot who is hot one minute and cold the next. Arthur doesn't care until he begins to fall for him. What's a maid to do? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - America, England/Britain
Subject: Why Don’t We Ever Do Work? by Spazzkitty reviews
A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hungary, South Korea
It All Started With A Shot of Tequila by piqueprincess reviews
Arthur was sulking after catching his wife cheating again, and gets totally wasted. But fate has it that he gets picked up by a the son of a powerful CEO, Alfred. They quickly go from strangers to friends to... lovers? T for now, but rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,655 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Gakuen Hetalia: Summer Talent Show by x.Chi-chan.x reviews
It's almost summer break and the students of Gakuen Hetalia are putting on a talent show. What happens when Arthur Kirkland and Alfred F. Jones confront each other about how they feel... and in a very odd way. AU Rating for language and hot yaoi later on
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
How 'bout a song? by Someya reviews
Arthur had concluded in this short meeting that this guy was an asshole. It's a shame he's exactly what the doctor ordered. USxUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - America, England/Britain
deep fried by calciseptine reviews
Francis/Alfred. Some arguments are questions of honor, and others are just plain ridiculous. This one was both. For mochalatt3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - France, America - Complete
Where Dreams Come True by Tobigoesbang reviews
Arthur and Alfred go to Disneyworld not expecting anything, Besides a sunburn and riding 'It's a Small World'. But anything can happen at the happiest place in the world, eh?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
At Papa France's house by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
Mobsters With Unicorns Die by KolKolKol reviews
America/England yaoi! Random crack at the end, all that jazz. Rated for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Love You, Too by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Six years have passed since Arthur and Alfred last saw each other, and a rather important key element will bring them back together. Warning: MPREG, MINDLESS FLUFF. USUK, three-shot. Do enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Revolutionary Failure by strawberrycupcake101 reviews
The british are coming, the british are coming!" "By land or by sea" "By air!" "We don't have one for that!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Colors of Freedom by LittlePorcelain reviews
Alfred's thoughts on his country's flag. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America - Complete
The Hetalia Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
The latest in recent technology! A Cracked guide on how to maintain and nurture the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia. Pure crack...OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
It Started with a Kiss meme by Here's Your Cheese Omelette reviews
Because even though Arthur will sulk, Alfred has reasons why he grew up. : USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dragon Bait by Lapis of Lazuli reviews
AU. Arthur had lived in the village of Hetalia all his life, and the last thing he'd expected was to be falsely accused of witchcraft and then staked out on a hillside for a hungry dragon... From a kink meme request. T for now, but will probably go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - America, England/Britain
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Two Nations A Z by RainKrystal reviews
The "Special Relationship" from A - Z.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coke or Pepsi? reviews
Yep, that old question. America has trouble deciding between two of his favorite drinks. Of course this decision might take a little while. And piss off a certain Brit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete