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Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,709 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 6h - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 5,891 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren by MissDiRed reviews
A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 201,116 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Genma S., Team Seven, OC
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,668 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 8,088 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/13/2018
Crucible (Conquest) by The Jingo reviews
Reforged in the ashes of their homeland, the Dreamer and the Builder cast away the vestiges of their old convictions. There is only one route to revolution: "Oderint, dum metuant." Part Three of Ouroboros/Resonance.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,232 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/14/2018 - [Naruto U., Kunou] [Sasuke U., H. Akeno]
Homeward by Astroavis reviews
Shot backwards in time, Sakura finds herself in an unfamiliar land where she begins to, unwittingly, make a reputation for herself. Desperate to find her way home, she makes a deal which may change her life, and the future, forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,374 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S.
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Raynare, OC, Azazel
Cycle of the Butterfly by Alban55 reviews
When he became Star's squire and witnessed her deep dive, the questions were burning in the back of his mind. It started with Mewberty, but with every new adventure and revelation, he began to wonder. Wonder about the nature of Mewman society, the nature of the royal family's magic, and the nature of the Mewman people themselves.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,510 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Star B., Marco D., Queen Moon
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 8,626 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nightfall by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
"You can't always win. Sometimes circumstances are outside your control, sometimes you suffer losses. If we don't bend, we break. A shinobi endures. Do you understand?" His life the prize in a game with stakes too high and odds too long, Naruto learns that survival is its own form of victory. Sequel to Patriot's Dawn. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,427 - Published: 3/26 - Naruto U.
The Only Truth in this Cold World by Azrael27 reviews
Harry knows more then he should. Daphne just wants to be warm. Perhaps they'll be able to carve a place out in an uncaring world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 6,009 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Goddamnit! I'm God, Damnit! by Thewackness135 reviews
Ever do a good deed? And because of that good deed people started following you? Naruto Uzumaki has been in such a situation after giving mercy to one thought irredeemable… Only this time, he's the object of worship for thousands of people. After many long years spent in stasis, his energy running rampant while he slept, he is now awake… "Why are people with wings calling me God?"
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Gabriel, Michael
Son of Gato by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,088 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Haku, Kimimaro K., OC
Seven by Shaydrall reviews
There's a lot to be said about second chances, but that's about it. They're rarely offered in a world where mistakes lead to death. But that's no fun, so buckle up and let's just do it anyway. In which Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each find themselves back in time and are honestly not too upset about it. The catch? None of them know about the other two. Will they ever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11411 - Favs: 11,343 - Follows: 10,809 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Paradox Aeternum by The Jingo reviews
Summoned back across the void; Naruto and Sasuke must navigate the remnants of forgotten peace and a shattered Konoha. Only one thing is certain: "This place no longer feels like home." Part Two of Ouroboros/Resonance.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,650 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 10/14/2017 - [Naruto U., Valerie T.] [Sasuke U., T. Koneko] - Complete
Et Cetera by Silent Songbird reviews
"Oi, Sasuke…" Naruto's voice reduced to a mere whisper. "…T-there are people here." No response. "I said there are people here teme!" "I heard you the first time dobe." Silence again. "Why? Why are there people here?" Naruto asked, looking over to his rival for an answer. "I don't care" The Uchiha's nose rumpled. "Just get them to stop screaming."
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., H. Issei
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 9,353 - Follows: 4,718 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,724 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 5,054 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Comes by Cambrian Beckett reviews
Waking up tied to a Weirwood Tree with a Child of the Forest about to stab a dagger into your heart is never a good thing. What follows gives that experience a run for its money though. (Night King Self-Insert Fic)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,653 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Night King - Complete
Kusari no Naruto by Digitize27 reviews
Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,432 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,388 - Follows: 13,102 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 11,012 - Follows: 6,896 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 5,149 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 5,233 - Follows: 6,152 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
In Darkness, Bound to the Light by ElMarquis reviews
There walks in Middle Earth a powerful warlock of great magical skill, wrathful in battle. He walks in the company of a second, a sorceress, vengeful in her spellcraft. Ere the battle looms, and the End of All Things should they not prevail. Meanwhile in the county of Surrey, a teacher seeks a missing student, who is more than miles away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 446 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Harry P., OC] [Aragorn, Arwen U.] - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
White by Millie M. Banshee reviews
At age 9 Ichigo is put into a mental hospital after he keeps seeing people that aren't there. At age 23 he's still in the hospital using his abilities to scare the staff & to entertain himself. But when the hospital comes under a spiritual attack it's up to Ichigo & a few friends to save everyone in the hospital along with fighting off his inner demon. Dark themes. Rated T for now.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 362,438 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
hands like houses by jaylene reviews
Sakura finds herself trapped in the past and discovers a new family along the way, however unwilling she may be. Time travel. Fix-it fic. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 168 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sakura H., Danzō S., Kagami U., Torifu A. - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 11,992 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,355 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 9,845 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 9,217 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Heresy by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,658 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 3,834 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 1,557 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 302 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,021 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Whistling Icarus by Gleam reviews
Between songbird and serpent, and on the frayed thread of youth - this is Orochimaru, who sought immortality, and found it in a tombstone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Orochimaru
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 365 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Patience of Trees by Gleam reviews
Puppets never are. They're either tree-corpses or broken to heel. Karasu, patient Karasu, is neither.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kankuro
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 694 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 978 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 686 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete