Oktober Skye
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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2947166, Profile Updated: 05-30-11

Hello, my names Oktober Skye (really it is :D)

I'm 14 years of young age...not to brag or anything... ;)

Im obviously female...don't want to mislead you to thinking I am a man or such...if you get my drift

I live with my mom,dad, annoying sister (i will probably refer to her as sewer rat ), my doggy Lucy and my Guinea pig Alfonso...jk her name is Daisy!!!!

I live in P.A. in the U.S.

I don't recall when i caught the writing bug but it was when i was smaller than now. I don't know what it is about writing that fascinates my brain but I love the way it feels to type or scrawl down letters in a notebook...yeah I know pathetic right? but i have become obsessed with THAT feeling and i sit in my room and write books ALL DAY LONG !!! I literally NO LIE have about 25 five subject notebooks piled up high near my dresser. I pick one up and just write. I have started sooo many books and my freak zoid friends that also write and my teachers think I have amazing talent. They say I'll be published someday. I'm not so sure. I sometimes get nervous when showing people my work. I hope writing fanfics and other things will show people my ability and help me from my insecurities. sooo enough about how much i LOVEEEE

ummmmmmm so I'm just gonna start by saying

IIIIIII LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEE VVVVVAAAAAMMMMPPPPPIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEE ACCCCCCCAAAAADDDDEEEEEMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the series( duh)

I am a FREAKY OBSESSOR OF THE VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES!!! I

did i mention how much i am in love with this series called Vampire Academy jk

i also love the Twilight saga, House of Night, Harry POTTTEEERRRR!!!, Sweep series, Hunger games, and any other scifi book!!!!

uuuummmmmm so i don't have much else so i am gonna put some quotes and other stuff now...ENJOY!!!!

Quotes From Vampire Academy:

"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.” -Rose.
"This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session.” -Mason.
"Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.” -Rose.
"It's always a good a time to think about you naked," -Eddie, Vampire Academy.

"What? I just had my ass handed to me." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." -Rose.
"Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." -Mia.
Oh man, what an opening that was. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy.

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian, Vampire Academy.

He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Screw you." -Rose.
"Are you offering?" -Ralf.
"From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw." -Rose.
"Wow, you have changed. Last I remebered you weren't too picky about who you got naked with." -Ralf.
"And the last I remember, the only people you ever saw naked were on the internet." -Rose, Vampire Acadeny.

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, Vampire Academy.

"We all have to do things we don't like. That's life." -Christian.
"What are you? An after school special?" -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"If you weren't so sphycotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian.
"Funny, I feel that way about you too." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Oh, man. Who pissed you off?" -Mason, Frostbite.

Good God, Men everywhere. -Rose, Frostbite.

"I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've practiced it." -Rose.
"I have. But...well...I'm not very good at it. And doing it on dhampirs is nearly impossible. Liss is a hundred times better than me. Or probably any Moroi." -Christian.
"I know. But I don't want her to get in trouble." -Rose.
"But you don't mind if I do?" -Christian.
"Not really." -Rose, Frostbite.

"You never looked so good Rose." -Christian, Frostbite.

“I can’t wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other’s hair, telling ghost stories…” -Christian, Shadow Kiss.

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian.
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Really good. I think you have a promising future as a house wife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars." -Rose.
"Funny that's exactly my dream." -Christian, Shadow Kiss.

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." -Adrian.
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bitch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Then stop bitching and try again." -Rose.
"Hey no advice ghost girl." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"What do you think, little dhampir? I was pretty badass with that plant, wasn't I? Of course it would have been more badass if I'd, I dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practice." -Adrian.
"If you want some advice-which I'm sure you don't-you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa." -Rose.
"What? Doesn't he know that my heart belongs to you?" -Adrian.
"It dose not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him." -Rose.
"You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better." -Adrian.
"If you touch me, I'll provide you with the oppritunity to see if you can heal your self. Then we'd see how badass you really are." -Rose.
"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian.
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Don't worry, little dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Oh man I didn't know you could kick into crazy mode even in dreams." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Are you insane?" Who was I kidding of course he was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"No," Dimitri interupted gently. "It won't happen to you. You're strong. You're so... so strong. It's why I love you." -Dimitri, Shadow Kiss.

"I did it because I love you," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. And really, it was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

I was sure he was going bring up some zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed me. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"You’re about to face down Strigoi, and my mother’s the one you’re scared of?" -Rose.
"She’s a forced to be reckoned with. Where do you think you got it from?" -Dimitri.
"It’s a wonder you bother with me then." -Rose.
"You’re worth it, believe me." -Dimitri, Shadow Kiss.

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. -Rose, Blood Promise.

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. -Rose, Blood Promise.

"I'll always love you." -Rose.
"That's what I was supposed to say..." -Dimitri, Blood Promise.

"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point. -Rose, Blood Promise.

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose.
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise.

"Out of all the people who would attempt to rescue me I would never expected you two..." -Victor, Spirit Bound.

This is it, a small voice inside her head whispered. This is where I die. -Lissa, Spirit Bound.

"Because I need you to be bait for Rose." -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

"Eternity will be lonely without you..." -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

"There is no us, I already told you that." -Dimitri.
"And you know I'm not a very good listener." -Rose, Spirit Bound.

There's nothing more between you and me. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

I've given up on you. Love fades. Mine has. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

She wasn't Alone, I was with her all night. -Adrian, Spirit Bound.

Dont touch her, Stay back, They arent going to lying a hand on you. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

Dimitri + Rose!

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-If you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

-If you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

-If vampires are real, post it.

-If you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this.

-If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile. (Although I was sure he would turn Strigoi, I still cried like a baby)

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 700 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile.

-If you think that Vampire Academy is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

-If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile.

-If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with reading fan fictions about Vampire academy copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile.

-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile.

-If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't like Chocolate?)

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Hush Hush, The Immortals, The Hunger Games, etc), copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If when you're angry most of your vocabulary consists of 'Fuck', 'Shit', 'Motherfucker' or any other colorful words your twisted mind can come up with, post it to your profile.

-If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.

-If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your profile is (somewhat) long, copy this to make it longer.

-"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

-If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

-If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

-If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-"HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!"
If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

-If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

-Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen can be an arrogant jerk but also a gentleman ... AT THE SAME TIME! Copy and paste this on your profile. (Really weird that he CAN do that!)

-If Dimitri Belikov is the hottest guy on earth, copy this into your profile.

READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do? kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

I walk in the rain,
So no one sees me crying.

You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Dimka and Rose
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI!

YOU CALL ME A BITCH. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG,DOG BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE IN NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL SO THANKE FOR THE COMPLIMENT:P

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

If you die, I'll kill you!

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen.

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here)

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real

7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12)He's HOT!

soooooo maybe i will put more freakish things up

so from one freak to another PEACE!!!

~~~~OKTOBER