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Contractual Invalidation by
R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 5,488 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Way Home by
Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
High Anxiety by
EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
beautiful contradictions by
drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Listening by
TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 262,841 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Kiss and Tell by
SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stray by
Molly Raesly reviews
Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by
Agent of the Apothecary reviews
P.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn’t involve booze and sorority parties doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
those eyes to tide me over by
Agent of the Apothecary reviews
She absently wondered if it was possible to stab someone through the jugular with a coffee stirrer. In which Derek wants to move, Casey attempts to assist, and the idea of there being an eleven hour drive separating them becomes incomprehensible. -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by
lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by
Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Different for Girls by
unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Daphne Ballon’s Five Stages of Dasey by
ButterflyRae reviews
Join Daphne and Jeff for Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance with a satirical Dasey spin.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Karma by
sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Yes, Please by
Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over Spilled Milk by
apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by
johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by
sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Seven Days Till Valentine's Day by
thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
Seven days till Valentine's Day, seven chances for James to convince Lily to go out with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Love is blind by
Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by
Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Swoon Worthy by
Oh. Blimey reviews
James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Goodnight, Nymphadora by
Sparklystuff reviews
A crucial evening in the recent life of Nymphadora Tonks, in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk. Or at least, that's how she tells it. T for strong language & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/11/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Bad Faith by
Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by
drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by
Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete