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Just Look At Us (Drarry story) by
thehellowflower reviews
After ignoring professor Snape's order, Harry faces his punishment. But what happens when Draco Malfoy joins in? Turns out that what was supposed to be a one-time punishment evolves into an odd arrangement between the two school rivals, with Draco using Harry for his pleasure and Harry finding himself not exactly protesting. Initial Snarry; after the 2. chapter turns into Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 7/3 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Growing Up: A Bluth Tale by
Hannah Arendt reviews
This piece of fiction is set after George Michael and Maeby accidentally get married and find out about it, and what happens when she finds the letters in the attic that George Michael had hid them in, leading to true feelings against all the odds, finally being discovered. This fiction is consequently an alternative ending to season 3 moving on into season 4.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 5/28/2018
Unfurling the Flagg by
Fencerchik721
Colonel Flagg/Reader, Samuel Flagg/Reader, This is the product of a fevered (literally) imagination. The Reader meets the infamous (and very sexy) Colonel Flagg at the 4077th. This is total trash with a dash of naughty romance and a smattering of witty rejoinders.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,531 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2018
Cupid and Psych-iatrist by
CSI Clue reviews
Major Sidney Freedman finds his spirits and libido lifted by a young widow.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H., S. Potter, Sidney F. - Complete
Uncomfortable by
Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Coercion of Hawkeye Pierce by
lastarael reviews
Hawkeye must ask himself just how much he's willing to take to keep his secret safe. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016 - [Hawkeye P., OC] BJ H., S. Potter - Complete
Creature of Habit by
EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by
starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Moonlit by
StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,800 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
The Man in the Long Black Coat by
CrackedFic reviews
"Why'd you have to kill him?" she screamed. "What did he ever do to you?" The man scooped her into his arms and headed for the door. "I killed him," he said, "because I was hungry." AU/Vampward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 72,597 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing With Fire by
Zoya Zalan reviews
Bella has an itch. Carlisle has a few stiff drinks. A gritty tale of lust, betrayal, and the search for redemption begins. AH/AU; some disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
The Stig by
listrant reviews
PWP inspired by The Stig, from Top Gear. (aka, I indulge my fetish for men driving stick) Written in second person for maximum trashiness. Dedicated to all the other women who love the show.
Others - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
If by
Todash reviews
A wartime friendship continues after Korea, grows deeper, and ultimately evolves into something much more. Eventual slash (I don't consider that a spoiler; Hawkeye/B.J. slash is my stock in trade). Updated with Chapters 22, 23 and 24. Now complete!
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
What I Failed to Realize by
Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Store Room Surprises by
Robin Gills reviews
Surprise sex, Slash, PWP, enough said.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Hawkeye P., BJ H.
Tentationem by
Dhani Harper reviews
The chaplain befriends the newest surgeon at the 4077th, but quickly finds himself at odds with his feelings when the unexpected occurs. Mulcahy/OC
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - F. Mulcahy - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by
PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Big Gay Story by
The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Infatuation by
Dhani Harper reviews
There's a difference between seeing someone and noticing them.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 271,208 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hawkeye P., F. Mulcahy - Complete
Dirty Carlisle by
Wrong13 reviews
I'm a cautionary tale if ever there was one. I'd make Nabokov feel dirty. I'd make Fitzgerald hit the bottle even harder. I'd make Hemingway smile and nod. OOC sex and whatnot... B/C
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,837 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Vampire in the Basement by
michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intangibilities by
PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Alternate outakes and extra bits from A Tangible Dichotomy. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper
When Fiction Becomes Reality by
BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,531 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Me & PP: a Journey Into the Absurd by
Lawn Girl reviews
A collection of various collabs with PerfectlyPersuasive. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward
Stay by
avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Perv Says Yes by
Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P TWO: Perv told Punk no. Twice. What an idiot. WARNING: Handcuffs and spanking included. You are SO welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Since by
MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by
Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
This Mortal Life by
hidingfromsomeone reviews
For Jake, the only thing that could make life any worse would be imprinting. The only thing that could make that any worse would be imprinting on another guy. One- shot for Slash Backslash contest NOW EXTENDED! NC-17 for yummy wolfy lemony slash scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,278 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jacob - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by
theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by
OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
At First Sight by
Todash reviews
An alternate-universe fic. While on R&R, Hawkeye meets a surgeon from the 8063rd named B.J. Hunnicutt. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by
theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Potential by
Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Raw and Rosy by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Golden Banana by
Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by
Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
One February Friday by
LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Passion and Distraction by
msashlyjudd8 reviews
Jasper finds a way to distract Edward after a bad day at work. All Human. Explicit Lemons J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,850 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Quick Trip by
regrette rien reviews
Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by
Touchstone67 reviews
A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by
The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,746 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vigilante Justice by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward and Jasper are not two caped crusaders seeking to rid the world of evil. They simply play a game. A game that results in justice. Beyond the Pale Contest entry. AU/OOC. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content. See warnings inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Belonging by
Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
After kissing Sherlock, John must make the decision, Sarah or Sherlock? Contains Explicit content, M/M small M/F
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by
CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things That Go Hump In The Night by
Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
Entry for Slash Backslash 2.0. It's All Hallow's Eve, the night of the year when all kinds of creatures come out to play.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Love Between Sexes by
EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Piano Lessons by
wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by
Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by
atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Belief in Ghosts by
xx-intothewind reviews
Jasper befriends eccentric and mysterious Edward Cullen. However, when one falls for the other, tensions arise, and the pair start to struggle. Who will break first? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Screamers by
KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Exposure by
ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Parseltongue Perversion by
dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Permanent by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
Three-shot. When a vampire changes, the change is permanent. After Jacob imprints, Alice watches as Jasper is forced to balance his new love with his old. Expanded entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. AU. Jasper/Jacob Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Begin Again by
C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Operation Friendship and More by
Todash reviews
One possibility of what transpires after Dr. Traeger leaves B.J. and Hawkeye in the Swamp, at the end of "Operation Friendship." Slash, B.J./Hawkeye.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
Marshmallow Delight by
shouvley reviews
As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The List by
LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by
the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,909 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by
LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by
SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Midnight Refreshment by
Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by
Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by
I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Passion and Disaster by
ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Modern Affairs by
NeuroticMuse413 reviews
OneShot! Jasper is about to get married and asks his once best friend, Edward, to be the best man. Edward's refusal leads to a life-altering revelation and sparks a dangerous affair. ExJ, JxA - AU/AH. Rated M. Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Rabbit by
Zigster reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by
littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power by
OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
And Then There Were Three by
einfach mich reviews
He's not human, like I am - he's a hunter. A killer with skin like marble, that glitters like diamonds in the sunlight. He is most beautiful creature I've ever seen, and the most deadly. AU Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, James - Complete
The Trip Home by
mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by
The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by
delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Book of Peter by
ElleCC reviews
SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by
Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by
Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by
dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by
Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by
Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Two Timer by
eroticfan reviews
Draco takes narcissism to new heights by having an affair with himself. Yes, himself. A DracoxDraco romance, with a bit of HarryxDraco as well. Very lemony magical fun and games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trumped into Bed by
gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Cotton Tail by
ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by
Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Small Print by
faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Almost Lover
When the Cullen’s come back, how does Jacob feel? Loosely based on the lyrics to ‘Almost Lover’ - A Fine Frenzy. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jacob
Bixby Canyon Bridge reviews
Until I eventually arrived at the place where your soul had died..." Based on the song by Death Cab For Cutie. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete