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Joined 02-18-05, id: 761403
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Hello all...Name is Kris James. I am a New York Yankee and New York Jet fan. (This our year baby! Whoo!) Oh also a wrestling and NASCAR fan. Hummm what else-OH! I live in Connecticut GO HUSKIES! Im into Star Wars (cant wait for Episode III...May 19th, 2005 12:01 AM)

Famous Star Wars and Spaceballs quotes

~ May the Swartze Be Will YOU...you...you...(Mel coughs)

~OH! Liquid Swartze!

~ I will have the special (Alien pops out of the guy stomach) What did he have? "The Special"...CHECK PLEASE!

~Your father wanted you to have this when you were older Luke...(even though Anakin did not know he had a son, only a child.) -Obi Wan

~I have a bad feeling about this (Episode I, Episode II, Episode III, Episode IV, Episode V, Episode VI)-ObiWan, Obi Wan, Obi Wan, Han Solo, Leia, C3PO

~ Do or do not. There is no try.-Yoda

~But Master Yoda, I've done everything you've asked. You are impossible, I don't believe it.-Luke Skywalker

~ That is why, you fail...-Yoda

~I AM YOUR FATHER-Darth Vader

~Lord Vader. Riiiiiiiiise...-Darth Sidous/Emporer Palpatine

~Anakin-NO-Qui-Gon Jinn

~...-Darth Maul

~No disintigrations. -Darth Vader

~ The odds of surviving an astriod field is 3,207- to 1-C3PO

~Never tell me the odds...-Han Solo

~Darth Vader was a pupil of mine. He betrayed and murdered your father, and became a Dark Lord of the Sith.-Obi Wan

~ With the Force, you see the past...the future...Old friends, long gone.-Yoda

~Hannnn...LEIA-Luke

~I hate sand, its hard, gritty. And it gets everywhere.-Anakin

~Now young Skywalker...YOU-...WILL-...DIE (crackles)-Emporer

~I only haveRepublic credits, they will do fine. (Waves hand)-Qui Gon Jinn

~NO-DEY WONT! What do you think you are some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like dat? I am a Toydarian, Mind tricksdont work on me. Only mon'e...Hehehe(flys around)-Watto

~Well I saw you light stick...-Anakin

~Yes, Jedi need protection too you know...-Qui Gon Jinn

~Why? Jedi cant die...-Anakin

...I will leave that last line to the creative people that you all are. All can womder what wopuld have happened to the entire Star Wars series if Anakin lost the PodRace. Or if R2D2 was blown away in Episode I...Well I'll letcha all think about that...

Destination X reviews
The end of Return of the Sith left us with many voids and plot holes. As Darth Vader reigns supreme why can't he sense Yoda and Obi-Wan? And what did he mean by the words "I told you not to come back" directed toward Obi-Wan before their final encounter,
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005