![]() Author has written 4 stories for Newsies, Hamilton, and Avengers. Who needs school when you have MUSICALS!!! and BROADWAY!!! We can learn about history from Something Rotten, Hamilton and Newsies, English from any Shakespeare in existence and reading from Matilda(Because apparently you need the alphabet to know how to read) Who needs science when you have Magic and math is so over-rated anyways. Art can be set design and Gym and Music could be combined into massive routines. (Have you not seen how fit those actors are???)Language: HELLO Operas! So anyway, who needs school when you have Musicals? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Irony is when someone writes: "your an idiot" Learn Grammar, insult properly 79 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 42. Shave. 43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 45. One word: Flatulence! 46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 47. Do Tai Chi exercises. 48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 55. Leave a box between the doors. 56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 57. Start a sing-along. 58. Play the harmonica. 59. Lean against the button panel. 60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 61. Bring a chair along. 62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 63. Blow spit bubbles. 64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. 75. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!" 77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, AquaFreez, Loststream,WolfPrincessGirl, newmew4you, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, DaughterOfTerpsichore, truebooknerd If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, EmpressOfEvilBunnies, willow grove tiger, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, DaughterOfTerpsichore, truebooknerd 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity… Repost This This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 78/100 apply to me. Wow... that's just sad 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. The Soundtrack To My Life 2017 Edition! (I got it off of someone else's profile & I put my own song results in) Opening credits: Don't Rain on my Parade-Barbra Streisand, Funny Girl. (Wow surprisingly appropriate. I was expecting something much darker:) Waking Up: Alexander Hamilton- Hamilton,Original Broadway Cast (I admit, has been my alarm clock but knowing that someone is eventually kill me after I destroy myself, not my cup of tea first thing.) your First day of school: Do-Re-Me- Sound of Music, Rebecca Luker. (I don't know. I guess it works from a literal sense?) Falling in love: Welcome to the Renaissance- Something Rotten, Original Broadway Cast. ( I'll give it to this one, it works, because right now I'm in that "Witches are burning and wars tend to start..." part of things.) Fighting song: Right Hand Man- Hamilton, Original Broadway Cast. (Use your imagination to figure this one out because I am too tired at this point to figure some long, drawn-out explanation.) Breaking up: Don't Cry for Me Argentina- Evita, (OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT!!! I will definitely sing this to my ex (if I ever get one) :):):):) Flashback song: You'll Be Back- Hamilton, Jonathan Groff/ Original Broadway Cast. (I promise on scout's honor that this is entirely random.) Prom Night: A Winters Ball Hamilton, Lin-Manuel Miranda/Leslie Odem Jr. (Works. Nothing more to say except that I sadly won't be a Schuyler Sister) Wedding: Brush Up Your Shakespeare- Kiss Me Kate, James Whitmore/ Keenan Wynn (Clearly he did woo me and I would never turn down a guy who knew his way around the Bard) your bad day song: You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile- Annie ( I do have what I would call an optimist's personality so it works I do like smiling even on a bad day.) your pick-me-up song: Tchaikovsky and Other Russians- Lady in the Dark, Danny Kaye (It is funny but I don't know if this is the ONE) your theme song: Popular- Wicked, Kristin Chenoweth ( HA HA HA, I am laughing only because I probably am the least popular person I know) Song that describes you:Shall We Dance- The King and I, Kelli O'Hara/Ken Watanabe/Ted Sperling (Sorta I do like dancing. Ballroom to be specific) End Credits: Santa Fe- Newsies, Jeremy Jordan (This is kinda sad. I hope I go out with more of a dramatic big sha-bang kind of affair rather that me singing about all the thing I wish I could do.) |
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