DaMan1500
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My name is DaMan1500. A brief history.

I call myself DaMan because my stupid friends will accidentily say "Ian's DaMan." Of course, how do you know my name's Ian? It could be Steve, or Jeff, or Tim. Still, my name really is Ian. It's incredibly obvious. Still, kind of mysterious. But not really.

I have on more than one occasion eaten stuff out of a campfire for money.

My mom taught me to pee sitting down.

I have never had a girlfriend, gone on a date, and part of me still thinks girls are icky.

For fifteen years I thought Catcher in the Rye was about baseball.

I have on numerous occasions petitioned to make tootsie rolls a food group (it's not chocolate, it's not taffy, what the hell is it?)

I onced asked a guy if he wanted to spoon so he'd go away (with limited success.)

Read my stuff, or I will find you. I'm watching you right now, through your computer screen. But you can't see me.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid...

Cluefinders, the Prequel reviews
The residual effects of never being able to beat Cluefinders 5th Grade.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete