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Those of you who read my previous profile, (Sparkling Fangs96... there! your names in my profile! happy?) I have updated it... from before... (you should be even happier Sparkling Fangs96...) and I'll put it to the way they (Sparkling Fangs96 in general) probably want it. (btw, so I don't put a giant target on Sparkling Fangs96, I put credit on pkmnmasterdavid and katpattinsonakahalokat, the ones who showed me this site)

Grr... another mean message... this time from from 4everlovinedward... another friend of mine... again wanting her name on my profile... (why is it all the sorta crazy, random, strange girls always want their name on my profile?) OK! her name's on my profile! Time to go back to putting descriptions for my friends!

name: (usually don't tell people on the Internet, but I don't see my friends getting dragged off by strangers) Brent

last name: (sounds just like it's spelled, and yes, it's french) DeSherlia

status: Taken by the best site in the world, Leah!

age: never told anyone besides friends, never will! (muahaha- cough cough sorry...)

place: uhhh... I think this is my house... lemme check again...

height: over five feet tall

hair color: now officially brownish gold...

eye color: hmm... depends... from one angle, they're blue, from another, they're green, from another, they're gray with an outer ring of blue-green... it's weird...

books I like (from any order):

Deltora quest series (you should read it, it's good)

Harry Potter series (awesome!)

can't think of any more right now... might have some later...

songs:

mainly lemon demon songs (such as: the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, knife fight, etc (the reason i don't put more is because there's so many))

shot through the heart (you give love a bad name) by Bon Jovi

move along by the All American Rejects

through the fire and flames (play GH3, those who have never heard of this song) by Dragon force

fall for you by secondhand serenade (played during channel one on the 9th of January... thought it matched the day... and it's a good song)

movies i saw and liked:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (I saw part of the Goblet of Fire, but dozed off at the part where they called Harry's name)

home alone (1, 2, 3, and 4)

(a lot of other movies that if i put them, I'll run out if room, so let's move on to the next section)

friends (none of my friends really have a clique (that I know of O.o) (ex: emo, prep)) (will not put height, I'm not very good with height):

David - funny, smart, my # 1 best friend, brownish hair, don't really pay attention to his eyes (I'm not that way), is dating Mandi, has a lot of other very crazy friends, and has an account on here. Oh, and LOVES Pokemon.

Kate (aka, Sparkling Fangs96) - single, kinda crazy, the girl that sent me that message to update my profile... (she apologized, her excuse is she was hyper... (it's not that I don't believe her, she's hyper a lot, and when I say- er... type a lot I mean A LOT) oh well, it's fun to keep reminding her of that.) she's actually really funny, (especially when she's hyper) comes up with almost half of the phrases we use to make each other laugh, probably will get mad at me for making her description the longest, so i better stop. uhh... now she's sad because hers isn't longest any more... hopefully this fills it up... come on... come on... why do i keep typing come on?... OK! hers is longest again! done with Kate's description for real this time! (I hope...)

(wow... it's getting harder to come up with stuff that's funny for each person... aww man... forgot something funny for David... oh well, next person! oh, wait, there's something funny for David... oh well!)

Katrina - currently dating Jono, sometimes quiet, random (like all my other... uhh... female friends (kinda sounds wrong still, but oh well)), says she's short, but she's taller than me (though everyone says I'm too short), funny (again like all the other... hmm... just read the last () I put), has a long description on my profile, and caused my brain to quit trying to put a description of her on here... (I try to put too many funny things down... oh well, that's what they like about me)

Kendall (aka, 4everlovinedward) - single, like most of my other friends of the opposite gender, very random, can creep people out when she wants to (she sent a complaint message about this part, and I'm sorry, she doesn't creep people out, she scares them to death!), sent me a message wanting her name on my profile (I think everyone will before I'm done with my profile, that I haven't listed already), goldish, blond hair, and I can't think of anything else to put as a description for her. Next!

Shawn - forgot if he was dating Katrina or not, strangely colored hair, always says my hair's 'sexy', always says everything I wear is 'sexy', kinda strange sometimes, can be very funny, and uh... hm... I think I'm done. NEXT!!

Connor - no longer my friend

Zac - doesn't have a girlfriend... has 'multiple' girlfriends on his favorite game (grr... I forgot to put this on Connor's description... oh well), RuneScape, more random than Kate when she's hyper, more random than Katrina and Kendall combined, more random than and elephant (that was me being random), more random than those parenthesis I put, more random than... uh... you get the point, right? No? Wow... slow much? (LOL, jk (laugh out loud, just kidding... Gosh!)) Likes to have fun, and has a longer description than Kate on here, so Kate's been out... uh... described! uh... yeah! Woot! nvm... Kate got sad... oh well! next person!

Jonathan - likes to be called Jono, (I made that bold because that was his name, those of you that are wondering), is currently dating Katrina, if you paid no attention to the description me and David always make fun of him with his middle name, Matthew, gets really annoyed by his middle name being called to him, HATES Justin, and has the second, maybe third, shortest description on my profile (maybe fourth) OK, bye!

Justin - (what I meant by "bye" was that I was done with Jonathan's description... gosh...) always follows me, sometimes annoying, laughs at pretty much everything I say, and has a really short description on my profile! Next!

uhh... hmm... do I have any other friends? oh yeah!

C. J. - likes to be called C. J. (though his real name is Carl... so what do you expect? oh wait... you don't go to my school... oh well) has a castle named after him in Germany, my partner in a note card thing where we have to put info of a country of our choice in Europe on note cards, and they're due on 12/16/08 (don't worry, my cards are done (and the only reason I put the date is because a few days from now, people will think it's kinda weird for something to be due during Christmas vacation)) pretty much the only person on my profile that doesn't say "longest on my profile" or something like that, oh... wait... now it does... dang it! oh well, next person! if there is one...

(a few minutes later) holy crap! I forgot Iris!!

Iris - (OK, there she is) last person on my profile, currently single, waiting 'til highschool for dating, the only one of my friends of the opposite gender (I think that'll work...) that are in my grade that don't start with a "K" (hold on... three of them... KK- holy cow! they form the KKK!! (I probably shouldn't put this on a public profile, but oh well! it's still really funny!)) sits right in front of me in Algebra 1/2, can be funny when she wants to, has fun beating up Jonathan, thinks I'm stupid for some reason... (David, am I stupid? "uh... no... comment...") OK, so everyone thinks I'm stupid... (my stupidity does not effect the results of my descriptions of these people, thank you)

Eighth grade section!

Jaina - Probably the most random of the group, She's a big girl (no offense), very nice, requires a lot of hugs, and... uh... crap it! stupid brain fart! oh well, next!

Leah - first off, MY GIRLFRIEND!! The most beautiful creature on earth, gorgeous hair, (it may sound like I'm trying to impress her with all these complements, but it's all true in my eyes) very funny, I can't stop thinking about her (seriously!), and that's all I can think of to put on her description!

Mandi - David's girlfriend, owner of Ultiverse, the smartest person that was on the scholar bowl team (the reason for the "was" is because of the end of the scholar bowl season), the same height as David, brownish hair, and has a really short description... Next!

NEW SEGMENT IN PROFILE!! The Daily Message!

Sunday, 1-4-09, 2:45 am; First daily message post! Yay! Will try to do the messages daily, might miss a few days, but that's OK, it'll due... anyway, I just came up with doing something like this a couple of minutes ago, but I've been busy doing other stuff on my computer. This is meant for me to update you people to stuff that I've been doing on Fanfiction.net, other websites, my house, and my school life. This first one will just tell you how this thingy works, and that's basically it. Yay! First Daily Message complete! (finish at 2:53 am)

Monday, 1-5-09,; missed... sorry...

Tuesday, 1-6-09, 3:26 pm; Hey, I'm back. We were supposed to have school today, but it got canceled. Reason: unknown... Anyway, for more stuff that happened today. I went to IGA, Harmon's market, and walmart with my mom, just so I could get a haircut at walmart, and I was hoping to buy a game at walmart, but my mom was already done shopping after my haircut, so I didn't get to buy the game, but I'm going later today with my brother (yay...), and then I'll get the game. Oh, wait... forgot to tell you the name of the game... it's Insaniquarium deluxe. I played a demo of it, and it's really fun. I made it to tank 4-3 but then I lost all my free wildtokens for that game... so I'll type to yah tomorrow! bye! (finish at: 3:59 pm) (update at: 4:04 pm) I actually expected something really good to happen at school today, but oh well! I can wait till tomorrow! (finish update at: 4:05pm)

Wednesday, 1-7-09, 3:59 pm; Hello! yesterday I told you something good might happen... but I decided not to have it happen today, it'll happen tomorrow... Friday tops... you prolly want to know what it is don't you? hmm... I guess I'll tell you... but if you're one of my friends that check my fanfic every now and then, then DON'T tell anyone else... especially not who this is about... OK? OK, you remember Iris, from my list of friends? Well, I'm thinking about asking her out... (other friends of me and Iris, DON'T TELL HER!! or anyone else) other than me failing to do that today, my day was great! David got the first book in the 39 clues series, and my first scholar bowl meet is tomorrow! I can't wait till tomorrow! OK, see you later! Give me strength to ask out Iris! Kk, bye! (finish 4:08 pm)

Thursday, 1-8-09, 9:46 pm; Hi! again! uhh... today, I planned to ask Iris out today after the scholar bowl meeting, but I forgot she wasn't in scholar bowl, so I'm going to try tomorrow during recess. Those of you that know me in real life, try to back me up during recess, and remember, DON'T tell Iris! I'll be able to do it... don't worry... the reason me doing it so late is because i was over at my g-ma's house and my friend, Jordan Henry, (omg!! I forgot to put him in my friends section! meh... I'll do that on Monday...) and he wants me to play Runescape, so I wasn't able to get on Fanfiction... but at least I got on at all! Oh, and another thing, I'll miss this weekend (including Friday, which is why I said I'd put Jordan on my friends section on Monday instead of tomorrow) because I'm going up to my dad's cause my parents are divorced, so I get to go up to his house every other weekend. So I'll see you tomorrow! Or well... type to you tomorrow! Bye! Give me strength to ask out Iris! And pray recess will be outside tomorrow! (I don't know why, just do it) Bye! I'll tell you on Monday if she said yes! (lol, it's like a TV show... only it's a three-day-long commercial... dang... that would suck...) \/\/()()7! I might finally get a girlfriend! woot woot!! (finish 10:01 pm)

Friday - Sunday; Dad's

Monday, 1-12-09, 9:29 pm; Hey, I'm back. She said no... said she wanted to wait, so I'll just have to wait too... well... I'll see you later... don't feel like typing... bye... (finish 9:31 pm)

Tuesday-Friday; missed. sorry!

Saturday, 1-17-09, 6:05 pm; Hi! Sorry I haven't been on recently, I've been busy with a new proboards site called ultiverse. (I put this of my own free will, not to advertise because of some bonus I may get for advertising... hmm... I'll have to look into what would happen if I did advertise a lot...) And whenever I wasn't on ultiverse, I was either on Runescape or Funorb (brethren of each other (wewt! spelled it right first time!)) anyway, I'm not as sad as before about getting rejected... but let's not focus on it before I get depressed again! hmm... is that it? uhh... I think so! I'll see you around! (and maybe I'll get a bonus for advertising) Bye! Oh! I almost forgot! I'm going to my G-ma's with my bro today like right now, so bye! (not like you really needed to know that...) (finish at: 6:12 pm)

Sunday, 1-18-09, 9:57 pm; Hey, I'm really busy right now, my computer's FILLED with tabs, and I can't find any time to relax! I'm trying to get on Runescape, which is actually pretty relaxing... except when fighting a really powerful creature... then it's stressful... anyway, while I try to do that, I'm busy on Ultiverse (still haven't checked about advertising yet, I'll ask after I'm done (see how booked I am? Gotta do a lot of stuff on here...)), and then I gotta do the daily message on Fanfiction... or I could just call it "here"... either way, I can't find room to fit anything else in! I don't see how I'm going to get through school knowing I gotta do all this... man... wish i had a clone and another computer... or at least a slave and another computer... (no... wait... bad idea with the slave... Kate would get ticked at me about having a slave and Iris... I don't know what Iris would think of me... great... now I'm bummed... and inside parenthesis! what the heck?!) well, I gotta go! My schedule's not gunna go through it's self! bye! (finish at: 10:07 pm)

Monday-Tuesday; missed... again...

Wednesday, 1-21-09; updated profile

Thursday; missed... still...

Friday-Sunday; Dad's

Monday-Wednesday; missed... still... again...

Thursday, 1-29-09, 10:10 pm; Hey, peeps! sorry I haven't been on lately... (last time was on Wednesday, and I still didn't get all of it updated) well, it's really late right now, so I'll try to hurry... and I still got 1000+ things to do... and I did see about the advertising for Ultiverse, and she said there's no penalty or prize for advertising... great... I advertised and I get no prize... that's jank... (oh, and I made a new friend in Ultiverse! ('ello) everyone, this is Voice-Inside-My-Head! but he likes to be called Vimh. (Don't EVER call me that...) What, Vimh? (no... the other thing...) ohhh, that! (yeah...) oh... ok... sorry... (we used to be mortal enemies until he decided to be cool instead of being a dork...) Hey, I'm not a dork! (not anymore... when I first met this dude...) sigh there he goes again... telling you guys the goofy story... thank goodness it's really short and totally untrue... (and that's how he became cool... like me...) yeah... the real story was that he was being really mean to me while I was messaging Mandi ((admin of Ultiverse)) and I threatened to delete him... and once I deleted him three different times in one day... it was fun! (you just HAD to tell them the real story, didn't you?) Well durr... if I didn't, then you would've ruined my reputation on here... (oh... right... sorry... please don't delete me...) Meh... I'll think about it...) anyway, I gotta get going... got school tomorrow... oh! and one more thing! on Monday night this week, we got a lot of snow, and we got school canceled, then on Tuesday night, we got even MORE snow, and school got canceled again! it was awesome... and when we went sledding, i did a faceplant in the snow on accident... me and my brother, Curtis, (I'm not sure if I told you about him...) where just bursting out laughing after I faceplanted. Too bad my mom missed it, it was funny. She was too cold and wanted to go inside... (wimp) so she was already at the house, and we live on a hill, so i went to sled down the hill, and I just faceplanted, right there! well, I gotta get going before my mom kills me... so, bye bye! (wow... longest daily message typed... awesome!!) (finish at: 10:30 pm, seriously!)

I know I missed a lot of days... sorry...

Thursday, 5-7-09, 9:32 pm; 'Ello. Been forever since I've been on fanfiction... (I got rid of Vimh, BTW) And, just a few days ago, I got a new GF! Her name be Leah (updated the friends list... Got a ton of new friends... mainly eighth grade), she too is in eighth grade, and, If you haven't already read the new status report, she's the most beautiful girl ever! hmm... not much more I can think of to discuss... oh well, more time to update the rest of my profile to where it's up to date! Oh, and I'm working on Ch. 1 on my story. (unless you want to call the prologue a numbered chapter.) OK, well, I'll type to yah later! Piece! (end at 9:44 pm)

Friday, 5-8-09, 3:52 pm; G'day. I don't have much to talk about right now... but I am setting up a new poll for what site I should be more involved in... read the poll to understand. sheesh... lack of things to talk about... and I thought I'd have a lot to tell you after months of not typing to you guys... oh well! no harm, no foul! kk, bye! (finish at: 3:56 pm)

Saturday, 5-9-09, 2:27 pm; Hello peeps! still haven't made the poll yet... though, tomorrow I'm not going to get on because I'm going to six flags... so I'll see you later because of the lack of things to talk about... bye!! (finish at 2:29 pm)

Sunday, 5-10-09, 7:16 pm; Hey, lack of things done on here... I apologize... I also went to six flags and couldn't stop thinking about Leah on the way there and back... and I also witnessed a car crash... It wasn't pretty... Oh well... still a large lack of things to talk about... especially sense I can't stop thinking about Leah... Well, C ya later! I'll try to get everything I need done on here... (finish at: 7:21 pm)

Monday, 5-11-09, 8:23 pm; 'Ello again... another lack of things to talk about... uh... dang... a lot of stuff that's not going on... uh... well, nothing to talk about... bye! (finish at: 8:26 pm)

Tuesday, 5-12-09, 8:08 pm; Sup! Just got off the phone with Leah, though she'll prolly call back in a little bit... but oh well... she hasn't called me again yet, so... uh... yeah... I don't really have much going on... so... I'll see you later! bye bye! (finish at: 8:11 pm)

Wednesday, 5-13-09, 8:02 pm; Hey! wazzup? Leah had her phone taken away... and now I can't call her... stupid moms... oh well... I'll see her at school I guess... anyway, I went to church today and learned some motions to a song, "God of the city." It's actually a really good song! You should listen to it! Well, other than that, nothing's really going on... still... Well, see ya later! Oh! Wait! I finally beat the final boss on a game called ginormo sword, it's really addicting... The link to the game is: (In case you want to check it out.) OK, well, C ya! (finish at: 8:07 pm)

Thursday, 5-14-09, 9:49 pm; I'm gunna skip this one... bed time...


Miracles Happen

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly
believe
in
God..

COPY & PASTE TIME!!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't seen the Twilight movie yet and are depressed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think squirrels are the best thing since sliced bread, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

(+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, Nesiku, pkmnmaster-david, UB3R H4XX0R

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just burst into song in a public place, copy and paste this on your profile

If your friend has a girlfriend who won't tell you a dream because it involves something he says you don't want to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.


There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. (whoever came up with that never met CHUCK NORRIS)

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at her just remember she was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! ( Ha Ha Kendall! )

Elmo knows where you live! ( Ha Ha again Kendall! )

"...and the truth will set you free" so, what? you stand in a cage, door locked, say your real age and the door swings open?


COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... every 1 is invited!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

repost as COME TO MY PARTY!


You know you live in 2007 (2008) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Funny isn't it!


IF YOU THINK THIS IS SAD OR A GOOD SHORT STORY,

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE

(AND GIVE CREDIT TO PKMNMASTER-DAVID)

4 YEARS OLD

My first day of preschool, I meet you.

We're the best of friends.

We do everything together.

I wouldn't think that would ever change.

6 YEARS OLD

We have less time to play.

1st grade takes up to much time.

But, we've made new friends too.

8 YEARS OLD

3rd Grade,

you start to hang out with friends

that I don't like.

It bugs me, that I could lose you

as a friend.

10 YEARS OLD

You and my mortal enemies

play online RPGs, like Runescape.

I'm not intrested in them,

so I reside with FanFiction.Net

12 YEARS OLD

I can't control my anger,

I throw enemies to the ground

and I almost got suspension.

I hope I never have to throw you down.

14 YEARS OLD

High School,

I haven't seen you in like forever.

You're probably hanging out

with my rivals.

I want to see you soon.

16 YEARS OLD

I've always seen you with my enemies.

You start to give in

to peer pressure.

I see you drink and smoke.

18 YEARS OLD

Senior Year,

You had been pressured too much,

you had gotten really drunk.

You were driving your friends to a night club.

I was driving home, when...

CRASH!!

ONE DAY LATER...

I look down at the Earth underneath the clouds.

I wish I could've gotten my dipolma at graduation.

I wish you were here.

I know you will never read this, but if you were

here, you wouldn't be that 18-year-old before the crash.

You would be that 4-year-old that I met on the first day of preschool...


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Tell me thats not funny!!

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie (Fatality!)
Carebears!
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that
You remember reading Highlights Magazine
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Advice to being the Perfect Boyfriend,

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it


To many babies are killed just because of a mother's ( or father's ) mistake. Many believe it's a mother's choice, I do not. If you don't want the child, give it to someone who does, give your baby a chance to live. Trust me, my mother raised me to believe that if you carried the baby for nine months, it should at LEAST get a chgance to live out side of your body. Sorry for the lecture, just stating my total point.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now isn;t that the cutest thing you've ever read! So like Bella and Edward

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.


I'd be this boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad, Follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go.
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you, Give her your attention.
When she pull's away, Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Pokemon Sinnoh Tamers by PkmnTamer reviews
Lucas Diamond, 12 years old, competes in the Sinnoh Gym Challenge. But with his friends Paul Topaz and Dawn Pearl, can they save the world from Cyrus and his evil Team Galactic?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
quest of the end
a quest for a boy, and his friends, very strange, first in a series, hope you like it! very bad at summaries... sorry... if you don't like the name, pm me a suggestion for a new name
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Published: 12/16/2008