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Hey there, I see you've stumbled upon my page :) Here on Fanfiction, I'm mostly a reader, not much of a writer (you won't see any of my stories below, since I've deleted my hopeless attempts at writing something). You might want to take a look at my favourites for some good reads, there are so many talented writers out there. I do sing a bit, though, so if you're interested (maybe, possibly, probably not), head on over to Also, I reblog pictures and things on PM me if I seem cool in the slightest (again, probably not).

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Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Floral Rants by Badly Behaved Rabbit reviews
Lily and James have some interesting interactions during their years at Hogwarts. A lot of them include an angry Lily that likes to rant. Add the rest of the Marauders and a little bit of Snape, and it makes for a very entertaining seven years. Chapter-fic! [7 chapters, the continuity isn't all that great, so take them as separate one-shots if you wish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
of misunderstandings and matchmaking by kingslayers reviews
"Lover of poetry? And you thought Albus?" / in which scorpius is pretentious, rose is violent, albus is unwillingly roped into everything and louis face-palms frequently— rosescorpius, for the qlfc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M., Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Charms Corridor Confessions by Badly Behaved Rabbit reviews
"On this particular night, James Potter and Lily Evans were meant to patrol the castle, but instead of meeting up in the Entrance Hall as they usually would to start their rounds, the Head students met early when James was wandering around the third floor to pass the time and found Lily in a rather dire situation." Jily-Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Prefect Effect by Badly Behaved Rabbit reviews
Remus Lupin: Werewolf, Marauder, Prefect, & Relationship Strategizer? The Head Girl receives some much-needed help from a scheming Prefect. Jily-Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Happy Halloween by fizzingweaselbee reviews
A (mostly) angst-free Halloween!Jily oneshot: It was just a kiss, friends kiss all the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Arguments of Love by l1lyfl0w3r reviews
Newlywed Lily and James have just moved into their first home and can't figure out where to place the picture. The result? An argument. The outcome? Padfoot proposing to Prongs. Series of one-shots of arguments L & J find themselves in through life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Great Bet of Hogwarts by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Everybody knows that Lily and James are going to get together. It's a given fact, but nobody knows when and how. The inhabitants of Hogwarts decide that they might as well make the wait a little more entertaining... and so they make a not so little bet. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Happy New Year by marnimg reviews
It's New Year's Eve and there's a huge party at the Potter residence. But among the mass of guests, the only person who feels alone is Rose Weasley. But what will happen when she's given a mystery date and a bit of encouragment? One - Shot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by marnimg reviews
Rose Weasley is caught between her own curiosity and the views of her elders when the tempting Scorpius Malfoy wants to talk to her in private ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Agreements by chasinglaughter reviews
No matter how curious they are about each other, he's still a Malfoy and she's still a Weasley, and life's complicated enough, yeah? — Scorpius/Rose, in ten parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The BoyFriend Tag by StayWeird reviews
"Yes it's on! I hit record thirty seconds ago" "Oh well then, I've never done this before. How do we start?" "I'll start. My name is Kim Crawford, beside me sits my loser of a boyfriend Jack Anderson-" "Hey!" "And this is the Boyfriend tag..."
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Catching the Snitch by Amelia Jean Mannequin reviews
"It is the delicate art of playing hard to get, my dear friend." Sirius gives James Qudditch themed-advice on how to attract girls. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snapshots by rideswithprongs reviews
As I can't really justify posting every single drabble I write separately, this is where I will be posting all of my drabbles. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's Letters by F3rn reviews
Mrs Evans had always been particularly close to her youngest daughter. She kept every single letter that Lily sent home. But why is she looking back through them now? What is she searching for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Prima Lily by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
In which Lily tries a stupid idea from Marlene to hint to James Potter something... L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Stag and The Stars by delz04 reviews
James Potter stared out at the sky, hoping the clouds would thin so he could see the stars. The same stars that he pointed out to his baby son, saying "Look! That's Sirius, your godfather; the brightest star in the sky, with the biggest ego to match."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incendio by Lucius Malloy reviews
Rose tells Scorpius all the things she should have told him a long time ago, but it's too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Paper Dolls by IronBlackbird reviews
No one wanted to look at a hero and see a reflection of their shattered selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Fred W. - Complete
That of Nicknames by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Ron and Hermione have a discussion of sorts regarding nicknames. All dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Seven Years of Christmas by Ms Marauder98 reviews
Every year, from first to seventh, James would try to get Lily to kiss him under the mistletoe. Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear James Potter by Lily Joanne Potter reviews
A love letter from Lily Potter nee Evans to her husband. A/N Before you read, I would like to add that this story has in no way been taken from the movie/book 'Dear John.' even though the titles are very similar. I've never even watched Dear John.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Potters' Answering Machine by color my world bright reviews
Lily should have known not to trust James with Muggle technology - but she had, and now their answering machine message was full of tidbits about Batman, Robin, and sticking wands in places they shouldn't be stuck...one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Predilection by Sparkly Faerie reviews
Oneshot. Even with Lily's best friend and Sirius between them, he could still see the pleasant flush on her pale, freckled cheeks as she smiled and sang sleepily along. She was the only good thing his life this year. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by xMagicalMystery reviews
James knows only one thing, and he knows it with utmost certainty. He is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Ceilings, Mismatched Shoes & Wit Beyond Measure by calliopeinbloom reviews
Luna and the Sorting Hat have a rather interesting conversation... I feel obliged to point out that this is NOT ROMANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Luna L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Holding Hands by martiansarepeopletoo reviews
'Slowly, he inches his hand across the carpet, and their fingertips touch. Both of them tense. Then, just as slowly, she begins to move her hand too, until their palms lie facing each other.' Ron and Hermione fall asleep holding hands at Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Teddy's Tale by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Teddy Lupin is eleven years old. When Harry arrives at Andromeda's house early on September 1st, he finally gets some of his questions answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Pact by martiansarepeopletoo reviews
'If you aren't there at the end… I won't be either.' Ron and Hermione make a pact in the Chamber of Secrets during the Final Battle. Oneshot. Bookverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Darkest Night by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Severus Snape made a grave mistake during his school years. Hear his thoughts on one particularly long night. Set November/December 1981
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Realising by B.C Daily reviews
James realises - not for the first time - that he cannot possibly be Head Boy when it takes three attempts plus Remus's interceding just to get Lily to agree to have lunch with him. 2011 LJfest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Abduction by thelastenemy reviews
When James hears that Lily doesn't think they're friends, he doesn't like it one bit. He'll do anything to change her mind, and if he has to resort to kidnapping her, he will. Little does James know, Stockholm syndrome is no myth. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Exploded Cauldrons and Realizations by PenguinBuddy reviews
James Potter is a mischievous prat, but that's why Lily loves him. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caving In by Froody reviews
When a passage caves in on Potter, Lily's the only one around to save him - and this Head Girl's in danger of caving in herself. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bleeding Gryffindor Red and Gold by museme87 reviews
On the morning of September 1st, Lily and James quash Harry's worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trouble with Lifts by SuperSpy reviews
"I should have known that a magical lift was only going to cause trouble. And here I thought that an inanimate object couldn't pose a threat to my sanity - which was a ridiculous assumption. Obviously." L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
With a Little Help from Mum by Marauder'sFlower reviews
Lily has always told her mother everything, but mothers have the habit of being embarrassing and saying the wrong things. When James comes to visit, Lily worries that her mother is going to say the wrong thing. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Princess and the Pea by lucy quinn fabray reviews
Hermione once read Ron a fairy tale story from the Muggle world. He retells it with a spin. For your entertainment. Ron/Hermione and slight Harry/Ginny plus NG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stargazing by Livelier reviews
Sometimes you can't be afraid to fall. LJ Oneshot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Try, Trial, and Try Again by B.C Daily reviews
Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position. LJ-oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Should Have Known by whiteblossom143 reviews
When your boyfriend doesn't turn up for breakfast, forgets to walk you to Potions, practically ignores you in said Potions lesson and then makes up pathetic excuses to get out of spending time with you you know something's wrong. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James' Jinx by Stuck in Wonderland reviews
A jinx. That was the only explanation. What else could make Lily's stomach do flipflops whenever he was around? Well, James has got the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Best Man's Speech by elenwyn reviews
It's Lily and James' wedding, and Prongs has asked his three best friends to say a little something...I have a feeling he's going to regret that... Funny little ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
S'mores by Crystallic Rain reviews
The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed - Remus ate him -, a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, Peter likes chicken, & Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet - yay inbred purebloods! J/L, SB/OC, RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete