The-City-Burns
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Joined 11-06-11, id: 3407642, Profile Updated: 06-27-13
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

A nightmare for some.

For others, as a saviour I come.

My hands, cold and bleak,

it's the warm hearts they seek.

What am i?

Death


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I see (or used to see) A COUNSELOR OR PSYCHIATRIST, so I MUST be INSANE and ready to KILL MYSELF OR OTHERS.


If you hate sterotypes copy and paste this onto your profile, bold what you are.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it."

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"When in doubt...Cheat...Repeat until caught... ... ... Then lie."

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades"

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that."

"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend you arm and punch them in the face."

"Be insane...Because well-behaved girls never made history."

"They laugh because I'm different...I laugh because they're the same."

"Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it."

"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass."

"If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation."

'You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.'

'I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.'

'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.'

'Education is important, school however, is another matter.'

'Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.'

'Boys are like purses: cute, full of shit, and always replaceable.'

'Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.'

'What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

'A person who smiles when something goes wrong has just found someone to blame it on.'

'Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

'Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.'

'I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.'

'I gave up on Anime once...it was the hardest two hours of my life.'

'There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.'

'Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.'

'What is this "kindness" you speak of?

'Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system.'

'To put it nicely, I hope you choke.'

'It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.'

'Most girls daydream of meeting a cute blond at the beach. I daydream of meeting a quiet dark-haired guy at an anime convention.'

'You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah, like that. Stop it.'

'Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you so early in the morning. I'm really regretting it...please take me back.'

'I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.'

'Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.'

'Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.'

'Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.'

'How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?'

'When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges.'

'I think, therefore I get a headache.'

'Nine of ten voices in my head tell me that I'm crazy. The last one is humming the Tetris tune.'

'I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'

'Edward isn't a vampire; he lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a fairy.' (Me: HELL YES!!!)


You know you live in the 21th Century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen-name

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Ugh.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

"I'm a daughter hiding my depression. I'm a sister making a good impression. I'm the girl sitting next to you. I'm the one asking you to care. I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there." If you have ever had a friend or know someone who had a friend that commited suicide, put this on your profile.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many times...)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (#$%@#$%&* MOSQUITOES!!!)

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. YES!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Still obsessed...)

fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste

If you love anime, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana, MelDazzey, Kira's Loyal Follower, kitty13492, Elayna19, ergelina, Scorpio's.Black.Opal, The-City-Burns,


Tuesday 22nd may 2012

Hey I'm back! sorry it took me so long to get the next chapter of Gold Eyes out, i have a crappy school computer which breaks down and results in me fixing it

(AKA hitting the screen until it works again) i had it taken to the fixer person, and it took forever to be fixed, so i wrote a extra long chapter. Hope you enjoy. By the way i know my punctuation sucks, but I wasn't taught much punctuation in primary school, cause they were bitches. Bye Bye




Thursday 21st June 2012

Hellooooo! Sorry it's taking me so long to get each chapter out, i have exams at the moment so I'm busy studying, I am in need of an editor, my editor will get previews to each chapter, but I need you to put in all the punctuation and things like that.

If you want to, just message me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If i get more than one request, I'm going to need you to show me your skills, so i can decide. Anyway this chapter is nearly done so should be out soon.


Monday 25th of June

And the results are, Sarre you have been chosen as my editor, your use of proper language fantastic and so you have been chosen, when you receive this please PM me, and i will send you the plotline as soon as possible, Shadow the Ranger I am sorry, but you are allways welcome to PM me if you need help with anything.


Thursday 12th of July

Hello! sorry for the wait for the next chapter, my family insisted on going away camping and now we're back home, but since it's holidays now they're going out somwhere elce, i got to stay home because i'm sick, so i got to finish the next chapter, it will be up later this week.


Friday 3rd of August

I am back! sorry for the wait, with school going back and masses of homework, it's been a bit hard to get to the computer to write, BUT I GOT THERE! My parents think my brother is becoming addicted to the computer so we don't get on as much, but i found i can write the chapters on my iphone and send them to my computer, via email, so that's good. I hope everyone is enjoying my extreamly crap story (I don't even know why you're reading it) and Goodbye for now



Tuesday 21st of August

Hello peoples while I have been buisy i have managed to draw a quick picture of Ari and Deidara, I've set it as my picture thingy, (I have no idea what's it called) i got the next chapter out and currently have no motivation to write whatsoever, although I have ideas i have no motivation *Sigh* back to homework. does anyone know why it was invented, I don't


Wednesday 12th of September

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, with the storms latley our internet has been stuffed, and our computers keep turning on and off with the power, which is really annoying, just thought i'd let you know

Bye!


You cannot see me, hear me, or touch me.

I lie behind the stars and alter what is real,

I am what you really fear.

Close your eyes and I come near.

What am I?

The dark

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Lethal Weapon by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,733 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Black Star, Maka A., Soul Eater, Tsubaki N.
Rain Soaked Tears by DemonClowSorceress reviews
AU. Soul Eater finds honor student Maka Albarn crying in the rain. He takes her home, and from there, the truth comes out. Rated T for some cursing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Soul Jam by Souliel reviews
"Never. Again." The scythe meister could only nod faintly in agreement as her weapon's cackle and the sound of a high-five rang through the air. 50 themes. T for safety. Canon, AU and ALL pairings should be expected. Slash Warning. Character Death Warning.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 33,964 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me by artemisfireflame reviews
21-year-old Sakura finds difficulty in recovering from Naruto's death. And as a conspiracy unfolds, everything she believes in becomes challenged by the people she holds dear. Can a kunoichi ever find happiness and peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,328 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
If Today Was Your Last Day by Heki564 reviews
What if you knew your death was coming? Would you stand up and change the world? Based off of If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickleback. Rating may change; just shonen-ai for now. First chapter redone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Blind Belief by JellyBabiesareDeadly reviews
They called me the Wolf Witch, but superstition blinds so easily. Hidan x O.C
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
Team Seven by Coboltcrow reviews
Of Team Seven through the years, and the one who is left behind. Slight AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Fine Lines by SensibleNonsense reviews
Not all men are the same, even if Maka doesn't believe it. But from time to time, Soul and Spirit would find themselves agreeing on some things... A sometimes-funny, sometimes-serious story following the interactions between the two scythes and Maka. SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Broken Promise by lord of the land of fire reviews
A promise is easy to make but some times hard to keep. A broken promise leads to tragic consequesnces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nine by SilverFang88 reviews
One day, the Kage's and Daimyos will cry out 'save us'. And together in one voice, we will whisper 'No'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U.
Innocence by Airanke reviews
What she lacked in confidence she made up for in innocence. That's what they really liked about her. SasuHinaHida, Hidan Hinata Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Mask by Kyuubi no Kitsune0101 reviews
He wore it for protection. No one saw underneath his smile because it was an amazing mask. One day, in the Land of Waves, it was broken by blood and death. Character deaths. OOC Naruto. No pairing. He became Nobody, a shinobi of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Gold Eyes reviews
Freedom, something we all take for granted, but what if suddenly all of that freedom was taken away, that happened to once such person. Her name is Ari this is her story. Deidaraxoc CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Deidara
Dismissed
The first time he saw she was alone
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete