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For all of those who hate prejudices as much as I do:

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.*

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.*

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.*

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.*

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.*

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.*

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.*

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals*

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.*

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.*

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.*

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.*

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut*

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.*

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(sometimes)*

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.*

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.*

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'NT be a virgin

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO*

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude*

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.*

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.*

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.*

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly*.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA*

I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)*

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive*

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon*

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.*

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.*

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.*

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.*

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.*

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.*

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.*

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.*

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.*

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist*

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.*

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.*

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.*

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo*

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.*

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.*

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser*

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy*

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue*

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.*

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.*

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.*

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.*

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.*

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED*

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish*

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.*

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.*

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.*

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.*

I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.*

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist*

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake*

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems*

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

I HATE STEREOTYPES!!!


Now on a happier Note,

Favorite movies: The Avengers, Frozen, Star Wars

Favorite books: Percy Jackson (of course ), The Dear American books/Royal diaries series, Hunger Games series, Dork Diaries, and, The Land Of Stories.

I'm a huge bookworm.

I love super hero's.

Favorite super hero's: Wonder Woman,and Black Widow

Favorite Percy Jackson pairings:Percbeth

I love DC and Marvel.

Black Widow and Hawkeye long together.

Wonder Woman and Batman belong together.

I love reading and writing.

l love cartoons like crazy.

I can be really immature.

I love music

My favorite actress are:Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Larance, and Julian Moore

That's me. Remember 'It's okay to be different'. (That's really great book by Todd Parr.)


"If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don't write, because our culture has no use for it." - Anais Nin.

I try to evoke emotion, good and bad. I believe in the characters I write about - I want you to laugh with them, cry with them, feel their hearts break and watch them put each other back together again.

"To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins." - Lili St Crow


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

If you've ever hit ur toe in a door, put this in ur profile.


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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

Re-post if this touched your heart:

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, If she... went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

She knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats

One by one the teacher called A student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, A man who wasn't there.

'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out.

'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say,

'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.'

The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique.

'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart

I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart'

With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud.

'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far.

You see he is a British soldier And died just this past year

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy

And taught Britians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.'

And then she closed her eyes, And saw him there that day.

And to her mothers amazement, She witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side.

'I know you're with me Daddy,' To the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed
February: I smelled
March: I ran naked with
April: I jumped
May: I ate
June: I shot
July: I danced with
August: I loved
September: I kissed
October: I robbed
November: I slapped
December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White: Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black: Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat
Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I kissed an iPod, because that's how I roll!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'What do you think about so and so?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (Come on people, how hard is it to get a soda and a candy bar?)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."


Friends vs. Best Friends

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you

A friend will tutor you, a Best Friend will let you cheat of their paper.

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will be waiting in the car for you

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will steal your keys

A friend will call only up till 8 p.m. and not before 7 a.m., a Best Friend has you on speed dial and will call at midnight

A friend will address your parents proper, a Best Friend calls them family!

A friend will help you clean up a mess, a Best Friend will help you hide the bodies.

A friend will help you if you’re in too deep, a Best Friend will be right by your side, making sure the both of you get away with it.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


I WANT A GIRL...

1. Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

2. Who would let me sleep on her chest.

3. Someone who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

4. She would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then cuddle with me.

5. She would take me to the park and buy me ice cream.

6. Someone who would give me big bear hugs all the time.

7. She would tell all her friends about me and SMILE when she did.

8. And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

9. She would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of her friends.

10. We'd argue about silly things and then make up.

11. I want a girl who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

12. Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful.

13. Who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

14. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART


Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(I want one:D) That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(CHRIS!!) You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (I do not have any expierience) You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the film and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. Lou look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon Everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You talk about them nonstop. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (and lots of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera." You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never look at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You just have to research more about greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good boy, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Joshua; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Joshua, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it

It's okay to cry


If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

I DONT obsess! I think intensly...and like all the time.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!).

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

I see no good reason to act my age.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3 or iPod. Weird (a.k.a us) teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If your a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile!

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

Haikus are random

They never make any sense

Refrigerator

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think some people must be on sugar highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.


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Justice League: The Second Chance by Mr. Chaos reviews
A battle with a reality warping foe leaves the League's adult minds trapped in the bodies of hormonal high school students! Wonder Woman's a cheerleader? Batman's in Drama club? Superman's in a love triangle? Oh, and they're also secret crime fighters after school. Homework, prom, battling Ultra-Humanite, getting their drivers licensees, acne... yup, this will be a bumpy ride.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,429 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 4,539 - Follows: 6,089 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Neptune Initiative by HephaestusSmith reviews
The Giant War is over. Percy is in isolation and half-crazy. Can SHIELD put his mind back together in time to save the world from a new threat. But this is just the beginning and the threat is so old Athena has no knowledge of it. Will Percy be able to overcome his past in order to stop this threat and is he even strong enough to win. REWRITE IS POSTED: GLADIATORS RISE OF MAELSTROM
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,811 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Percy J., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Prisoner by ThatNerdFromSchool reviews
When Percy is framed for multiple crimes, he is sent to the most savage beasts in all of the realms, where people go who have done horrible crimes, a place for murderers, not a place for heroes. Percy Jackson is sent to the Chitauri for an eternity of torture. There he meets a person with emerald green eyes. Will he ever get out? Rated M for Torture and some Gore
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,635 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Rules by SiofraPrince reviews
Or...Things not to say and/or do around Various Avengers. Ignore at your risk. Next up- STARK, ANTHONY EDWARD
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
The Strange Courtship of Nicholas J Fury and Maria C Hill by Still Waters reviews
A Hill/Fury twist on the OTP 30 day challenge.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,520 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Agent Maria Hill, Nick F.]
An Evening Stroll by Still Waters reviews
Some of us just don't enjoy parties so much. Sometimes, a twosome is more fun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,490 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R.]
Picture Perfect Lies by OneHarlowPierce reviews
Post-AoU: She's a Spy. He's a Soldier. Nick Fury thinks they are the perfect babysitters for an enhanced baby, but having Black Widow and Captain America living in the suburbs?. What could possibly go wrong? AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,181 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Mending Past Wounds by mashamallows reviews
Annabeth is worried about Percy plunging into depression, so she goes to her mother for help. Time travel. Motherly!Athena, bullied!Percy (very lowkey Pothena, couldn't help it XD)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Athena - Complete
Another Alternative by Still Waters reviews
Another 'I didn't like the finale storyline so I wrote my own' story. I'm not ignoring all of it, just the parts that I really didn't like.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,749 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 4/5/2014
Avenger Annoyance by Sarcastic Musician reviews
There are many things Maria knows, but what prompted Tony Stark's fascination with Natasha and Clint's love lives is not one of them.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Agent Maria Hill, Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by LeanaVine reviews
Loki's been defeated, and all the Avengers decided to move into Stark Tower. It's been a year since they all moved in together, and in that time romance has flourished a bit in some unexpected places. (Includes OC. Includes major character death. Warning of depression. Bruce/OC. One-sided Brutasha, Bruce/Natasha. Slight Clintasha, Clint/Natasha.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 6/9/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., OC] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Half-Blood Care Home by VMA1998 reviews
Annabeth Chase is an orphan living at 'Half-Blood Care Home'. Years later a new kid, Percy Jackson, moves in. Annabeth hasn't spoken a word since her parents died. However, there is a possibility that the new kid will be able to convince Annabeth to break her silence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,023 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Black Widow: Fallen Angels by Fenix84 reviews
Natasha Romanoff's life is in shambles. Her covers have been blown, her loyalty is being questioned, and it's only a matter of time before her friends all learn to hate her. Against these odds, she decides to save a young girl whose life is far too similar to her own. However, her dark past is about to come clawing for her once again. Set after Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,878 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
We Know Where We're Going (But Not Where We've Been) by The Darkness Factor reviews
"May might be in trouble." No one who didn't know Natasha well would have seen the slight falter in her step. It was barely more than a hiccup, a moment where her boot didn't come down fast enough. She continued walking after that, keeping her face blank, but she wasn't able to stop the hold on her phone from tightening.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., M. May, G. Ward - Complete
Siblings by Musicgirl xxx reviews
Clint Barton was home with his family but who were his kids asking for and why did Natasha look so awkward? Sorry about the awful summary but please read it. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B.] [Black Widow/Natasha R., OC] - Complete
Greeks meet Egyptians by Rebeccax3 reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's blood of the pharaohs. What happens when she gets to Brooklyn House and meets the rest of the Egyptians?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 12/25/2012
Lovely Trouble by JWolf28 reviews
"Jasmine stayed with Natasha the longest, four months, but she was adopted too and that was that. Until the day the tower was attacked and Natasha was knocked out, but woke up surrounded by kids."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,512 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by WarriorOfTheWeek reviews
Bucky Barnes is on the run. Tormented by resurfacing memories and his struggle to discover who he really is, he is forced to seek help from the people he has hurt the most. They may be more willing, however, than he was expecting.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam W./Falcon, Steve R./Capt. America
Olympia by awesomekittycat reviews
Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially the arranged marriage part. Annabeth doesn't really like being a princess and sitting up straight and never running or skipping or jumping. But when she meets a mysterious stranger (With sea green eyes) her world turns around-but is it for the better? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Step Up When The Lights Go Off by ShunKickShunKers reviews
AU high-school. Natasha Romanoff's life was, from an external point of view, perfect. Well, that was before Clint Barton dragged her into the world of the Street and Crew battles… (Clintasha, Pepperony, Hill/Coulson, one sided Steve/Bucky)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,722 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Childish Heroes by randomfanfiction277 reviews
Whilst facing a familiar face the Avengers are turned into children and Agent Coulson, Agent Hill and Pepper are given the job of babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Will the Avengers be able to become adults again before evil attacks? This is a de-aging fan fiction. Oh yeah did I mention Bucky and Loki make an appearance?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,423 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Family is a Strange Thing by marvelislife365 reviews
Takes place after the events of Captain America 2. Natasha is now alone, pregnant, and assigned one last mission. Sorry for such a terrible summary.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
You Broke My Zipper by Captain Parkour reviews
Steve walks by a room and hears Nat say, "You broke my zipper!" Rated T for slight suggestive themes
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
AOS meets Avengers by AvengersIsLife reviews
Avengers are called in for a mission, and Coulson and his agents are assigned to help them out. But what happens when everything goes wrong? Mostly dealing with Fitsimmons and Clintasha, but the others are there as well!
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] [J. Simmons, L. Fitz]
we feed Our Own Demons by wir-sind-die-LOKI reviews
After the events of New York, Tony can't sleep, so the Avengers decide that they should all take a team vacation, but things take a turn for the worst after an innocent game on the beach. No Pairings. T for flashbacks and Tony!Whump. Remember to R&R. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even the cover image.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Avengers as Children by jaberwooky reviews
Loki has turned most of the team into children, Hawkeye and Black Widow must take care of the infants
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Labyrinth by Mikkeneko reviews
A strange metaphysical disturbance has taken over an isolated rural town, and it's up to the Avengers to find out what's happening and stop it before it engulfs the rest of the country. And get out alive - if they can. Horror, adventure, rated M for violence and disturbing imagery. Some Bruce/Tony but not the focus of the fic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Optica Eterna by MistressOfMalplaquet reviews
When the new queen orders Natasha to deliver Loki's heart, the huntress is torn between duty and her own heart. A genderbent version of the fairy tale (because Loki, with his white skin and black hair, makes a perfect Snow White) from a prompt by the-coldness-from-within on tumblr.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] Thor - Complete
Mr Mom by whiterose blackrose reviews
When Steve gets fired from his job, Natasha steps up. She goes to work while Steve looks after six out of seven kids. It's pandemonium for a dad that's never really been home during the day. He's got to balance all of the kids after school activities, try to keep the 9-year-old from pulling pranks, and keep the baby's hair away from the bubblegum. Can Steve handle it?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Embrace the Fire: The Avenger Games by Lorata reviews
[COMPLETE] "Trust me, and I'll give you something better than a Mockingjay. I'll give you the Avengers." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Trust me, and you'll see." Avengers/Hunger Games fusion crossover/AU. M for violence and language (no sexual content).
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,155 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Suffering Is a Guarantee and Happiness Is a Phase by ChElFi reviews
A brief overview of Steve's and Maria's childhoods. This is Rated M for child abuse, all types of child abuse. Nothing sexually explicit, just inferred.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Nothing by AvengersIsLife reviews
Natasha is in hiding after the events in Cap2, and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are looking for shelter. Spoilers for Cap2 TWS and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy J.
Strike Team Delta Takes the Bus by aprill99 reviews
To complete an impossible mission to take down a Russian arms manufacturer experimenting with Gamma radiation, Coulson calls in Clint Barton and Natasha Romanov. The master assassins will have to adjust to Coulson's new team, and temporary life on the bus. Written purely because I wanted to see Clintasha on The Bus and almost no one was writing it. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.
I Wanna See Your Animal Side by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
Loki has been left to wander the same patch of forest for far too long, so when a woman with hair red as his own, red as the fire he calls familiar, wanders into his domain he can't help but be fascinated.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] - Complete
Our Daughter by wertman25 reviews
Leia is a toddler who knows more than she let's on because she is Force sensitive. One day when her adopted father Bail takes her to work with him in the Imperial Senate, she takes matters into her own hands and goes to find her real father. How will Vader react to little Leia? (Expansion story from Time Travel Redemption)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader, Leia O., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Is Life Worth Living? by LethalCrown reviews
This takes place after the Avengers, with Clint and Natasha being somewhat together. They find four girls from the red room, so may contain references to past torture. Some violence, no deaths probably, injuries, may include entire team at some points. IF U DO NOT LIKE CATS, better not to read. The main characters love cats & there may be 5 or more. T, I'm paranoid
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Shattered Glass by fishfingersandcustard333 reviews
Clint and Natasha find out the mission they are on is more crucial than it seems and Natasha gets kidnapped. When she is saved, she comes back in a similar situation Clint was with Loki due to an operation called Shattered Glass. Everything that makes her who she is, is gone and Clint takes it upon himself to restore her former self, but at what costs?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
A Chance Encounter With The Other Side by AvengersIsLife reviews
Jemma is staying by FItz's side in a hospital while Nick Fury goes in to help Coulson take down Garrett. Due to lack of room, another patient is placed in the room, bringing along a concerned partner. Jemma meets the strange duo, and soon learns their actually identity.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., J. Simmons, N. Fury - Complete
The Master Of Lies by AvengersIsLife reviews
Natasha Romanoff v.s. The Lie Detector. Inspired by the episode where Ward asked if Romanoff could beat the lie detector, and Agent Koenig replied with "Like Fury would tell."
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] N. Fury - Complete
Non-Linear Aging by f-romanoff-13 reviews
Hydra gets their hands on a piece of machinery whuch they use to try and get rid of Hawkeye and Black Widow; it turns them into kids. But what starts off as nothing more than an inconvenience turns more sinister when something starts happening to the two children...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,676 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Childhood Memories by f-romanoff-13 reviews
The avengers are regressed to children, they are looked after by Pepper, Phil and Maria who find the mini-avengers are more trouble than the adult ones! *This fic is pretty much an ongoing work in progress with no end in sight; it's just fluff with a little bit of occasional angst thrown in - if you want plot, my de-aged Avengers fic Non-Linear Aging is more plot, less fluff*
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 54,985 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Skies Over Manhattan by Alpha Flyer reviews
A demi-god, a super-soldier, a man with breathtaking anger-management issues, two master assassins and a billionaire in a flying suit. Somehow, they're supposed to be on the same team... A series of post-New York encounters. (This story was supposed to be complete, until it became clear that Coulson lived, necessitating one more conversation.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,058 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Myths, Magic & Monsters by f-romanoff-13 reviews
An accidental curse leaves three of the Avengers as mythological creatures (a vampire, a werewolf and a magical being), their powers get stronger, and it soon becomes clear they need to reverse it, soon.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Beauty Within the Beast by my-chemical-romanoff reviews
Loki Laufeyson is a cruel, spoiled king. Upon encountering an enchantress, he is transformed into a hideous monster and only love can break the spell. Will Natalia fall for Loki and break the spell? Or will he forever be a monster? A Beauty and the Beast AU. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,365 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
A Rude Awakening by MrsEDarcy reviews
A select few of the Olympians are teenagers, and they're about to learn something disturbing. Even in Camp Half-Blood, there's prejudice. If you're really different, then they want nothing to do with you. Now the gods are trying to fit in. But it turns out they don't understand modern times as well as they thought. Or the cruelty that their children could dish out when threatened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] - Complete
In My Sights by Tahllydarling reviews
Coulson's voice interrupted the moment, coming strong over the link, "Barton if you have her take the shot, I repeat, take the shot." My take on how Clint and Natasha met and became partners. (Not Canon)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,958 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Angel's Hope by WolfieRed23 reviews
One night on Tatooine, Padme can't sleep and goes outside to calm her nerves when she gets caught up in a strange sandstorm. Strange as in it sends her 32 years forward in time. And that's only the beginning. Now Padme's on an adventure where she meets her children, joins a rebellion and so much more. Cover by ASHtheMUSICALgirl13 on deviantart.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Not This One by T.J. Elise reviews
SHIELD has used the Tesseract to begin exploring other universes that could potentially threaten Earth. After discovering the Capitol of Panem, SHIELD and the Avengers learn of the Hunger Games. But they're not going to sit back and let them go on. No, if the Avengers have it their way, the 74th Hunger Games will be the last.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,093 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Katniss E., Black Widow/Natasha R.
All 'Hallows Eve by f-romanoff-13 reviews
A curse hits the Avengers and several SHIELD agents at a Halloween party; turning everyone into whatever they'd come dressed as. Luckily; Tony Stark came dressed as Iron Man. Reviews are always appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Q Word by MistressOfMalplaquet reviews
Natasha and Loki are engaged in a slow, intimate game with unintended consequences, when a new Romanov appears. Add the threat of an ancient evil in the London underground, and romance must battle with adventure - all while dealing with the Q Word. Blackfrost. LokixNatasha. Also Lady Loki and Lokitty, because I love them. (Volume 1 of the Natasha of Asgard series.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Forever Young by ClatoOTP1 reviews
What if the Greek gods didn't know they were gods? What if they were regular teenagers going to school in Hampstead in London? This is their story. POVs will be Athena and Odysseus, but other POVs may be added in as the story continues.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013
Baby Owl and Fish by Elsa the SnowQueen19 reviews
Some people said Esmeranda (Esme) is the daughter of Aphrodite because her name in Old French means Love or to Love. But believe me, my mom is gonna blasted you into pieces if you dare said I'm the daughter of Aphrodite in front of her. And why is that? Because my mother is Athena the goddess of wisdom and war strategy…
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,722 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Will S. - Complete
Blackhawk Potter by SlyLittleLuna1234 reviews
Bella Potter knows she was adopted, but she certainly didn't except her biological parents to show up! Nor did she expect to discover that she was kidnapped! Will Bella handle a new family after losing Sirius and Remus and in a time of distress? What'll happen when you add the danger of being the daughter of two superspies/Avengers to being the Chosen One?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,986 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Natashen'ka by the frozen cherry reviews
THE SEQUEL TO LENA - When Natasha is called in on one of her days off by Fury to do an interrogation she has to face an important part of her past, someone who was meant to be dead - what he tells her sets her off on a journey to rediscover how deeply the manipulations of the Red Room have affected her life. Set five years after the end of Lena.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Forever by IaMcHrIsSi reviews
Clint dies and leaves a pregnant Natasha behind. This is the story of how she and the Avengers (plus Pepper) deal with it. Obviously, CHARACTER DEATH.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lena by the frozen cherry reviews
When Natasha and her partner Clint were given a mission by S.H.I.E.L.D, to investigate to happenings of the supposedly inactive Black Widow Program, she was not expecting to face her past so dramatically, fight for her future and face the person she had to leave behind...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,172 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Athena's Beginning the untold story by GreekGodsRule reviews
A story filled with Secrets, Lies and the real story. From the POV s of many Gods and Goddesses. My first ever Fan fiction story so please don't judge me too harshly. Please read and review. It's better then it sounds. Gets better the later the chapter.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Athena, Prometheus
Star Wars: remix by AslansHow24 reviews
This is my version of what would have happened if Anakin never became a jedi. It will detail each of the 6 movies with obvious differences. It is a rewrite of my earlier one which i accidently deleted a while back.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Leia O., Han S., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Dark Queen and White Knight by Tanydwr reviews
AU. Balancing the Force cost too many lives. The Force turns back time and changes reality. Anakin is born earlier, Padmé is Force sensitive... Palpatine chooses another as his apprentice, Darth Bana. AP. OSabé. First in series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,193 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
My Mother by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic: The dying Padme is frozen in carbonite and discovered by Leia years later. Luke, Leia, Han, Padme story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,305 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Naboo Chronicles by MasterRev reviews
Post TPM AU: How would Anakin Skywalker's destiny change if the Jedi refused to train him and he remained on Naboo? How would this event affect the unfolding of history? Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, HMs, Shmi, Siri & the Exile.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,855 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Far From Home by arliddian reviews
AU. Padmé found the strength to go on and become a leader of the Alliance with Leia. Separated from Luke for his protection, she believes her husband is dead. And Vader believes his family is dead. One day they will all meet again...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,967 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - [Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala] Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
By the Grace of Lady Vader by A21a-pFern reviews
When Amidala stands by her husband's side, no power in the galaxy can stand against them. COMPLETE, 5/8/02
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,102 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Complete