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Joined 10-18-14, id: 6216934, Profile Updated: 10-18-14
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Hello everybody! I'm SafiraBluez (no...), Safira means "Sapphire" in portuguese, which is actually my real name!

With a little help, I'm probably the first fanfiction author that is a 9-years old (or not)... but whatever, here in Brazil the situation is worse than the things that I read, and my sister, actually, only writes tragic things envolving blood and everything else... and I saw her notebook, full of bloody drawings. Scary :o

Don't mind if I curse a little. As I said, my sister's mind is a little dirty.

Well, for you know a little better me:

Name: Sapphire

Age: 9

Hair Color: Uh... blonde.

Eye Color: Blue

Favorite Color: Violet

Fav. Food: Salad

Fav. Ninja: ZANE. Definetly Zane.

Fav. Mutant Ninja: I'll go with Donnie.

I do have a sister here on fanfiction! Many people know her, but I'll telling her name anyways: WhiteColor! Or Nataly.

My way of doing stories is easy: romance, drama and funny. I really like these genres, althrough, blaming my sister, my stories can be tragic too.

My OC? I only have two by now, I'll talk about them later when I do my first story.

TIME FOR FUN!

Got this from my sister's profile.

Fav characters from Ninjago, TMNT and Club Penguin (Don't judge me! Look my age!):

1) JPG

2) Cole

3) Rookie

4) Mikey

5) Kai

6) Zane

7) Donnie

8) Leo

9) Raph

10) Gary

5 and 4 are having an argument. Why?

I don't have idea.

You are about to do something that will make you feel embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Maybe yes, maybe not.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

THAT IS SO NORMAL! (Note the sarcasm)

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

That means my brother is a turtle?

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Zane freeze Leo's TV and Donnie got interested in how he did it.

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

NO KAI. LET ME SLEEP.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a café. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Freaking yes I would go with Cole.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Raph would freak out until death, and the two other people on the elevator are Dot (CP) and Lloyd (Ninjago)

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

I did hit his father with my toy again.

3 Is extremely ticked off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

If Rookie is ticked by something, RUN EVERYBODY HERBERT IS CONTROLLING HIM.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Mikey simply can't give advice.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

:3

If 5 ask you to marry him, what would you say?

I'm too young... :(

6 says she pregnant and not to tell 3 or 2... Of course you couldn't keep it in but you only wanted to tell one person... who is that going to be?

0_0

2 ask you to beat him in a round of a video game. Of course he win so what would you do? Hit him? Say good game? Again?

I'm better in videogames than him.

1 turn back into a little kid and ask you that if he never knew he parents or his uncle... would you be his adoptive mother?

YEAH. DEFINETLY YEAH.

7 finally told you why he like tea... what would your expression be like?

And what...?

10 had returned and kidnapped 5... What would you do? You're not a ninja and have no expirence of fighting. Are you willing to risk your life for 5?

No.

4 being 4 is making some cake from a recipe... would you still trust even though you love cake like he do?

Yes, Mikey's cooking is really great.

2 suddenly push you against the wall to kiss you. What would you do? Kiss him back or kick him in the nuts?

I would kiss him back. I can be nine, but come on, he's hot!

8 tells you that you had been bite by a deadly snake (not devourer), you can either turn evil or die... which one will you choose?

Uh... NONE OF THEM. I have a great control of my mind.

9 tells you he has a thing for you.

PEOPLE REALLY LIKES ME.

2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go?

Cole drives while I help Mikey with the shotgun.

While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1.

Rookie always do that to Jet.

5 is keeping him/herself busy by?

I don't have any idea...

Time to fill up the tank! But nobody wants to do it, how do they decide whose gonna do it?

Rookie goes.

4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone?

Pizza.

6 and 10 fall asleep in an interesting position.

Two scientists sleeping. BLACKMAIL!

7 just remembers something very important.

He forgot April's birthday.

8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do?

Slap him on the face.

10 is feeling a little down. How does 1 cheer him/her up?

He would... uh... :3

Out of nowhere, 9 loses it and goes into a psycho rage. How does 4 calm him/her down?

Hugging him. I saw the invasion episode, usually that works.

5 is the hero in a movie. Who is his/her damsel in distress?

My sister's OC, Setsuna.

3 and 8 go on a date. How does this turn out?

. . . Rookie probably don't understand nothing.

Leo would walk away.

4 walks in on 3 changing. How do they react?

Mikey yells while Stupid Rookie is Stupid enough to not realize that he's naked.

6 and 9 go to the beach together. What happens?

TOO MUCH HOT GUYS TO MEAH O_O

In a wild spin-the-bottle game, 2 gets 4. What happens between them in the closet?

LET THE PUNCHING START.

8 tells 9 the dirty secret he's been hiding. What is it?

Leo likes his sister, althrough it isn't a secret anymore.

5 accidentally hurts 1. Is 1 forgiving about it?

NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

3 and 5 get really drunk. What's happening?

PARTY THE REST OF THE NIGHT!

8 proposes to 6. What is their reaction?

Leo: So...?

Zane: No.

Me: Leo is a pervert.

During breakfast, 1 uncaringly goes into the kitchen wearing only his/her undergarments. What're everyone's reactions?

I don't think Jet would do this.

3 and 6 spent the day together doing...?

Eating food.

2 walks in on 5 changing. What are their reactions?

Cole: Kai... *blushes*

Kai: *stares and freaks out*

8 and 9 have to share a room together. How does that go?

They're brothers.

2 makes everyone dinner one night! How is his cooking?

Vomits on a corner*

10 finds out that 5 took his/her laptop. How does he react?

Gary would go insane.

4 starts to annoy 7

But he always do that.

3 and 1 get caught making out randomly by 5. What is his/her reaction?

Kai: WTF?

Jet: It was a dare.

Rookie: What?

6 makes a move on 2.

I DON'T SHIP THEM.

1. YOUR NOBODY NAME (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Phisapxre

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sapizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Violet Bear

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Ia Bluez

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Jossaia

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): White Kuat

7. YOUR ARAB NAME(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Asiasea

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Ia Jose

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Raphie

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): nhhgbghbhjkjjh

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Too young.

2) Where did you get your default picture

INTERNET.

3) What's your middle name?

Ia.

4) Your current relationship status?

ALONE!

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't know.

6) What is your current mood?

My sister don't care about me :(

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Pink and white.

8) Missing something?

I think I didn't made my homework...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My life was amazing.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A butterfly.

12) Ever had a near death experience

Almost hit by a car.

13) Something you do a lot?

Running.

14) The song stuck in your head?

TMNT 2012 opening theme

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

WhiteColor

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Someone with 2 days of birthday? (December 31/ January 1)

17) When was the last time you cried?

Don't remember.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No...

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Flying.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

STARBUCKS IS UNKNOWN ON BRAZIL.

22) What's your biggest secret?

TURN IN OFF!

23) Favorite color?

Go read the top of my profile.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Look. my. age.

25) What are you?

Human.

26) Do you speak any other language?

Yep.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Popcorn smell.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Cool.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I NEVER KISSED ANYONE.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Thanks Nat.

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Don't remember.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Yeah.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Can I change my middle name? I always thought IA is a name of a vocaloid...

35) Who last made you cry?

Don't remember.

End of Quiz.

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders

The Way I See It...

You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai

You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White.

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.

You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.

You say Volturi, I say Serpentine

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.

You say childhood, I say Legos.

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.

You say school, I say training.

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say the Bounty.

You say life, I say Ninjago. :3

Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!!

(RANDOMLY SERACH ON PROFILES I FOUND THIS:)

What if you had a movie...?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits; On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez

I'm the party girl!

Waking up; Thrown Away - NightCore

MY SISTER PUT THIS ON MY PHONE?

First day of school; Breakthrough - Lemonade Mouth

Let me dance it! I'll break through the problems!

Falling in love; Let Me Go - Avril Lavigne

Uh... that song symbolizes the opposite.

Fight song; Beautiful Times - Owl City

THE OPPOSITE!

Breaking up; Demons - Sam Tsui

Let me cry on the corner.

Prom; Counting Stars/ The Monster - NightCore

That's a great mix to dance.

Life is just ok; Hall of Fame - The Script

Of course.

Mental breakdown; Penguin Who Loved Me Opening

Dr. Blowhole?

Driving; Invisible - Taylor Swift

LET ME DRIVE! I'M INVISIBLE CAN'T YA SEE? (Note the sarcasm)

Flashback; Break Free - Ariana Grande

Which kind of flashback is that?

Getting Back Together; Moonlight Desentsu (Sailor Moon Opening)

Moonlight Legend.

Wedding; That's the Way (I like It) - KC & The Sunshine Band

'70 basead.

Birth of Child; Rather Be - Clean Bandit

Rather be here.

Final Battle; Time After Time - Quietdrive

LET ME DANCE HERE.

Death Scene; The Last Night - Skillet

...that I'll be alive.

Funeral Song; Love The Way You Lie - Skylar Grey

No I don't.

End Credits; She Wolf - David Guetta ft. Sia

So... amazing.

Brasileiros Amantes de Ninjago

Pessoas dançam funk, nós dançamos igual ao Cole.

A violência está a solta aqui, culpamos o Lorde Supremo.

Quando vejo alguma coisa verde, lembro de Lloyd.

Quando alguém fala "fogo na brasa", eu penso em Kai.

Bolo? Cole?

Os fios soltos pela rua me lembram de Jay. Só espero que ele não machuque ninguém na próxima temporada como esses fios fazem.

Quando um cara do mal vira do bem, eu pergunto- Lorde Garmadon?

Quando eu vejo alguém de preto e alguém de vermelho, provavelmente vou pensar em NyaXCole, aí eu vou querer bater neles.

Vejo dança dos famosos, queria estar vendo é o Cole imitando Micheal Jackson.

Não neva muito aqui, mas eu sempre quis ver o Zane pra realizar algo impossível.

Pensam Copa do Mundo, eu penso MARATONA DE NINJAGO!

Dizem futebol, eu digo Spinjitzu.

Diga vida, eu digo Ninjago.

Coloque isso no seu perfil se você é brasileiro e ama Ninjago.

Ah, coloque seu nome aqui: WhiteColor, SafiraBluez

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

Total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 15

PREP:

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie (WTF IS THAT)

You own something from pacsun (WHAT?)

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle (I'M BRAZILIAN!)

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks. (UNKNOWN.)

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total: 3

GOTHIC:

Black is one of your favourite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic. (Again, WTF IS THAT?)

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 1

PUNK:

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 1

GEEK:

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You get straight A's

You love/like reading.

You don't care what you look like

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

EMO:

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 0

GHETTO/GANGSTA:

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total: 2

HARDCORE/SCENE:

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (I BLAME MY SISTER BUT I LOVE IT)

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been dyed more than 1 color.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC:

You watch/watched the Superbowl. (WTH?)

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total: 2

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FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

I'll be doing the rest later

Safira

Decision- A Rescue Mission by XShinkuKikinX reviews
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[First Fic Ever] Everyone never thought about sins on Ninjago Season One, so I did and then here we are! I don't own Ninjago, and even this idea, just this fic and my critiques! I don't hate Ninjago BTW. OKAY, I DON'T OWN A SINGLE THING EXCEPT THE FICS AND MY CRITIQUES! You got it.
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