![]() Name: Emily (is that my real name even?!) who knows. But you are all are writers with very imaginative imaginations I assume, so call me whatever you want (as long as it's nice ]) Age: 16 (am I really?) maybe. Feel free to imagine me at anywhere between 15 & 74 years of age please & thank you. Height: No more than 5'6'' thx Weight: Didn't your mother tell you to never ask a ladies weight?! Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE More About me: Favorite Color: the silver teardrops of a dying unicorn mixed with the rusty orange drool of a mermaid. yup Favorite Song: Eish, it's a definite tie between the 'I'm the Map' song from Dora the Explorer & the 'Toothbrush Song'. For all of you ducks who aren't familiar with that last one: Brusher brusher bruuusher All around Up & down Side to side Brusher brusher bruuusher (repeat until you start to cry) Loud, outgoing, or shy kind of person? none. I'm a mixture of 2 cups of the-greatest-person-you'll-ever-meet, 1/4 cup sarcastic attitude, 1/3 cup awesome- opossum swagger, 1 tbsp. smooth talkin' soda, 1/2 tbsp. great hair pepper, baked at...nothing I'm already HOT, & finally, sprinkled with a pinch of modesty :) Hot-tub or Jacuzzi? does it matter? I'm in a hot bath with bubbles. I'll be in a good place Trust Issues? why would I tell you?! Secret Celebrity Crush: definitely Larry King Rich & fat or poor & skinny? I hate this question. Can I be middle class & normal sized?? Favorite appendage: my left foot Pet names: 3 cats & 1 dog names Jazzymans, Nana-Banana, Jonesy, & Rocco Taco (but not necessarily in that order...) Super-power? To be able to change colors...like a chameleon Favorite Food: squeezable applesauce Windows or Quest? uhh windows??? we're not in the stone age here people What is wrong with you? other than that I'm so blindingly awesome people can't stand to be within a 7 feet radius of me? nothing at all Favorite Piece of Furniture: loveseat :) Favorite Flower: close tie between the flowers of the parasitic rafflesia plant or daffodils Favorite Superhero: The Black Mamba (Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill) Now that you are familiar with who I am, welcome to my profile :). (''•.(''•. .•').•') MY TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS: 1) Hidan 2) Deidara 3) Itachi 4) Kisame 5) Kakuzu 6) Sasori 7) Tobi/Madara 8) Zabuza 9) Pain 10) Kakashi As you can see, I'm an Akatsuki fan ;P Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto) Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits. Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero. Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives. Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear. When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths. In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease" Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it. The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi. |
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