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A twdg, pjo/hoo, fnaf, yandere sim., and mcu fanatic.

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Hogwarts Reads the Books: Goblet of Fire by Spirithorse16 reviews
4th Book the revised version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,540 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 8/5 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G.
The Great Hall Reads Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Ixerarim reviews
Harry discovers a book all about him in the Room of Requirement, so, as Harry Potter always does, he goes to Dumbledore. They decide to spill Harry's life to every student and staff at Hogwarts, how embarrassing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 9/2 - Hermione G., Draco M., Harry P., Albus D.
The World Meets Canada by Patient Harmony reviews
At a world meeting after an unfortunate encounter with America, France and England, Canada's uncles help him with his invisibility problem. Unfortunately, it works a bit too well... CanadaXWorld.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 197 - Words: 212,961 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Canada
Budo x Ayano x Taro The Rejection by iDimensional reviews
Ayano Aishi finally eliminted all her rivals, she could now confess to Senpai, but then Senpai rejected her! Ayano Aishi couldn't accept it and is planning her revenge on Taro Yamada. As she plans her revenge, she discovered Budo Masuta, leader of the Martial Arts club, likes her! Will Ayano give her heart to Budo over the one who broke her heart? Stick around to find out more!
Yandere Simulator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,580 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Budo M., Taro Y./Senpai
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,602 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
Bye Btch by SlytherPuff123 reviews
Harry's had enough. He will get his revenge on Umbridge. Snape and the Weasley twins help him as they get rid of her, for good! Set in OotP. Crack fic. One-shot. BAMF!Harry, good Snape. A little OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Arctic Vulpix reviews
The animatronics are going to have to learn quickly with the new night guard. Ruby is unpredictable and prides herself on it. How are the 'bots going to react to the girl who refuses to die at their hands but also refuses to hate them?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 86 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
10 Times Madeline Had Her Hair Done by WonderfulRainbows reviews
Basically Madeline gets her hair done by 10 different people. NyoCanada x World
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Canada
Lithuania in Switzerland - Pt 1 by TheMGMouse
Lithuania's birthday is coming up, it's his last day visiting Switzerland for a meeting, and Switzerland just wants him to do SOMETHING. Anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 5/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,149 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Matthew Williams - Prank Caller Extraordinaire by Forever Prosperous reviews
Tired of being ignored and getting mistaken for America, Canada found a way to get back at the offending nations in the form of making prank calls. T for vulgar language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/22
Spider-man meets Daredevil by KayMacBurn reviews
Spider-man is still new to this whole super hero thing and he is still working out some of the hiccups. Lucky for him he finds there are other New Yorkers willing to help him out. Before Tony Stark came calling there was Daredevil.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/12/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Champions United by FreedomandDisorder reviews
Harry's fourth year has an inauspicious beginning. Unwillingly chosen as a champion he is scared. What will happen if the other champions decide that there is something more important than eternal glory?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/5/2017
100 Bad Days by fishstickcat23 reviews
Canada has always had bad luck, and now it's gotten even worse, what will he do when everthing he’s ever known gets taken away? Who will he meet? What will happen? And will Canada be able to find his glasses? All can be answered in-! 100 Bad Days!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/19 - Canada, Kumajiro
Boredom and Secrets by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
A very bored Harry Potter starts writing to the Dark Lord over the summer after his fifth year at Hogwarts. An equally bored Voldemort decides to write back. And thus, a summer of secrets is born, and the enemy named boredom is fended off. Slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 38,868 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Voldemort, Harry P.]
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quiet Comfort by 3from2k reviews
Spider-Man Noir wasn't expecting Peni Parker to come to him for comfort, yet here he is.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/2
Mischief and Courting by slayer of destiny reviews
Based Book 4. The Weasley twins step in and start helping Harry after the revelation he is the 4th Hogwarts Champion. Are they interested in friendship, of course not. The Twins are on a charm offensive, and Harry is about to be swept along. Harry/Weasley Twin Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Past Memories by SlytherinDemigod18 reviews
When Canada is hit by a spell intended for America, his past will come to light and many will be surprised at what they see. Some memories are better left in the past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,815 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Canada - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Ponder and Seek by BrickSheep reviews
Tony was not happy with his current circumstances. Peter, even less so, after all he'd been stuck in the cell even longer. Leave it to HYDRA to make hellish living conditions. (Rewritten Wonder and See) Under revision.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,890 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Discovering Truth by stephSY reviews
Dolores Umbridge found a book containing life of Harry Potter. She is determined to expose his 'lies' and show what an attention seeking brat he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,779 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/25/2014
Pranks by Ihatechoosinganame reviews
A non boy who lived Harry Potter meets The Weasley twins (born to Fabien Prewett) on the train to Hogwarts and the two third years take him under there wings causing chaos throughout hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Poisonous :Ayano X Budo: by KatiMariposa reviews
Ayano Aishi had her Senpai on her mind and had an agenda to take out her competition, but she never excepted to be sidetracked by another boy. Who you might ask? The Martial Arts Club Leader himself: Budo Masuta. The two seem too different to be compatible, but after a couple of encounters, something sparked between them. Is there a change of heart for Ayano or a trick in disguise?
Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Budo M., Taro Y./Senpai
The Potter Diaries: Reading the 4th Champion by Felicity Dream reviews
The Champions and two Ministry judges are supposed to read brief summaries of the Champions' lives. Hogwarts forces a lockdown and gives them detailed books about the 4th champion instead. Crud, Harry didn't know everyone else would get to read them too! Fem!Harry (because I can); no CP excerpts from books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,870 - Follows: 11,027 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
5 Times Matt Talks to Peter by RebelzHeart reviews
And one time that he meets Spider-man.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Matt M., Foggy N., Karen P. - Complete
All for One, and One for All (plus one) by Whitsie reviews
Barty Crouch really should have thought harder about Confunding an powerful magical object. In a fitting lack of logic the wizarding world doesn't even bother to explain, the four Champions end up married forever and have to learn how to deal with their situation, and each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Fleur D., Cedric D., Viktor K., Harry P.]
The Goblet's Surprise by furyvore reviews
As part of the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire may re-ignite after choosing the champions. This is a rare part of the choosing ceremony during which the goblet justifies its choices by showing something about each champion that influenced its decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Harry P.
Of Nations and Cheese by SuperLeaf reviews
Wisconsin was definitely not at fault, really wanted to go back to America, and guiltily enjoyed himself as he was finally given attention.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,077 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - America, Prussia, Mexico, OC - Complete
To Those Who Want To Be by catastrophicsakura reviews
No one ever realized that Japan, South Italy, Lithuania, and Canada were friends. But, when you looked closely, you could see how it could work. Romano kept things alive, Lithuania kept things calm, Japan kept things rational, and Canada made it fun. Together, the Fourseen make the world a more interesting place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 6/9/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, Lithuania, Canada
Protective by Angel N Darkness reviews
Just how protective of Harry is Cedric? Written for CoMC assignment 7 on HSoW&W! Bashing of Dumbledore don't like don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Kuma Vs The Monster by Ktkat9
Matthew's little bear decided to prove that he can protect his master, too. Especially from this dastardly foe. Matthew is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Canada, Kumajiro
Needy Child by Feyna reviews
America is all grown up now, but Canada is still a child. A little, useless child who's no longer needed nor loved by his older brother. When an accident happens, will it reinforce Canada's belief or prove him wrong? (Pre-Revolutionary War)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Canada, Kumajiro, America, England/Britain - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Howlers by Dina45 reviews
Just funny stories about people reciving Howlers! NOTE: has profanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017
If Only They Knew by H8trzgonnah8te reviews
Clementine has a secret... Dark...VERY DARK. Contains rape, self-harm, and other things. Don't like don't read
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 102,719 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Clementine, Carver - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,797 - Follows: 11,276 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Uncle Scotland by HexFoxFire reviews
Canada is have a difficult day. There is only one thing that can help him release this amount of stress, and that is a trip to see Uncle Scotland. Everything was going to be great, or that was what it should have been.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Scotland, Hungary] Canada
Worth It by Ariana Peverell reviews
Harry makes a bet, Binns cries, and Ron loses one-fifth of his life savings, but it was worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., C. Binns - Complete
Don't Do It by mayunazamaki reviews
Maddilyne decides to prank Sadiq. and the outcome gets the two of them a little soaked, and us a good laugh. Rated because Sadiq says a sort of bad word. Nyo! Canada and Turkey friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015
Grapes vs Broccoli Pancakes Rule Supreme by Doe Eyes at Dusk reviews
My brain was tired and gave me this. Now, it is my gift to you! What happens to Turkey when he offends Canada by saying that he doesn't like pancakes? Let's find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Canada, Turkey, Greece, Egypt
Harry Sends Sirius a Howler by dreamwriter32 reviews
After Sirius gets injured and nearly caught while on an Order mission, Harry sends him a howler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's Normal by ClemmyClue102 reviews
Clementine has her 1st period and feeling frightened, she asks Kenny about it. Warning: Boys beware, it's a...girl thing. You can tell from the description.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Kenny, Clementine, Sarita - Complete
Ruler of the Future by Kurokoo reviews
Canada awakes at a time in the future to find things have changed quite a bit. It appears to be a hell on earth. However, he has to decide if it is a future that must be stopped, or rather the perfect way to give justice to those who have wronged him. [Some hints of RusAme, but not fully a couple. Warning: Suicide]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Canada, America, Russia - Complete
Consequence of a bored Sirius Black by harryfan160889 reviews
What happens when Sirius is bored!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
The Child of Winter by FictionButterfly reviews
Canada has faded away from the mind and memory of the world and turned into an arctic wasteland, devoid of almost any life. Now a dream set by Mother Earth herself has got the countries trying to find the one among them that has been missing for centuries. The question is, will they find him in time? T for possibly offensive language later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015 - America, Canada, General Winter - Complete
Delirium Victoria by TheCauldron reviews
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Play on, Hetalia! by Krasavitsa reviews
All the Hetalia countries have been invited to play their instruments in a concert for Hetalia Day. That is, if they can get through the first rehearsal! Strings break, nations fight, and overall hilarity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014
One Sleepless Night by ClemmyClue102 reviews
Unable to sleep one night, Clementine asked Kenny for a bedtime story... Requested by a guest, who want a fic, where Clem asks Kenny if he has done "kissing stuff" with Sarita? T for swearing, and mentions of "kissing stuff"
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Clementine, Kenny, Sarita - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Sought After: The Three Seekers by EiriTheBear reviews
Part I of the Sought After Series. The Goblet of Fire spits out a fourth piece of parchment, with the name 'Harry Potter' written on it. Harry, alone more than ever, struggles to find strength after the events. Two boys seek to understand him and his plight. Viktor is strong, quiet, but protective, and Cedric, charming, compassionate, and thoughtful. HP/CD/VK Slash Threesome AU GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
The Hairdye by ClemmyClue102 reviews
Clem finds some dye and wants to give it a try. ONE-SHOT Summary sucks I know... Rated T for swearing. I mean it's Kenny, what do you expect?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Clementine, Kenny - Complete
The Truth Revealed by phoenixgirl26 reviews
When Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, the truth about his treatment by the muggles is revealed. Single chapter, Warning: slash, some strong language, mentions of abuse and rape. Harry/Fred pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Harry P., Fred W.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 8,012 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Secret Nation by Patient Harmony reviews
There are three times when Canada was noticed. When they saw him for him, when they mistook him for America, and when they wanted to get something off their chests. After all, someone who is neither seen nor heard is the best choice when you need to tell a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Canada - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by StonesFics reviews
During an irritating World Meeting, Romano meets a nation whom he's never really noticed before and finds that not all nations are complete idiots. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada
You're Never Alone by Insanity under the moonlight reviews
When America and Russia inform the world of their relationship the reactions they get is far from what they expected, though their siblings reactions take the cake by far. Direct assassination attempts probably would have been easier to deal with than this...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Russia, America] Canada, Belarus - Complete
No Longer Allowed by Kerra-Chan reviews
1. My titles is the United States of America or America and I should not introduce myself to others world leaders as "The United States of Motherfucking America! God fucking bless me!" America compiles a list of things he's done before and is longer allowed to do. Rated T because potty mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - America
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Britain as she is Visit by Craic agus Ceol reviews
America and Canada show up on England's doorstep, looking for a place to spend the night. England is Not Amused, especially when Sealand gets involved. Brotherly fluff and shenanigans abound!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Sealand
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Mothers and Tears by Daaro Moltor reviews
Molly is up late at night in the kitchen at the Burrow, and it turns out she's not alone. Through a heart-aching display she finds out just how much her youngest son means to Harry Potter. Slash; look at the paring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Maple Blog- Canada's Revenge! by Italian Nightmares reviews
Canada has decided to make a blog for his revenge on all of the nations. Make sure to ask him questions, leave him a request, or a suggestion! This is multi-shipping! Yaoi! Future smut maybe! R&R !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Canada
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Smothering by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Harry hated how much he was mothered. What was it about him that caused women to go crazy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mixed Up Destiny by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
Tired of being neglected by his parents infavour of his twin Harry Potter runs away with Fred and George Weasley and Neville Longbottom who are in a similar situation. Full summary inside. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A little Problem by Gazlover12 reviews
When England accidentally casts a spell, he and America get into some trouble...now they are turned into children again! Will England ever be able to fix it? Until then, the two have to survive in Canada and France's care. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Theirs Was The Graveyard by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
Listening to instincts, luck, chance...It is amazing how a few slight twists of fate could alter so much. AU. One-shot. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Turning Point by dovasary13 reviews
Professor Flitwick steps in and asks Cedric to do something that will change Harry Potter's life forever. Both fluffy and serious, join Harry and Cedric as they discover a whole new side to themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Apology by KaoruHare reviews
When America invites Canada to Niagra falls, he isn't sure what to expect. He expected America to blow him off...Again. But what really happens is so much nicer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
His Constant by Mew I is Dinosaur reviews
General Winter is Matthew's constant. He was there from the very beginning, not once forgetting about Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,797 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Canadian Masquerade by YoshiDevil reviews
Austria decided to have a masquerade ball. All the nations must dress to impress and hide their faces. Only this has a twist; every one must complete a dare and poor Canada is right in the middle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Can He Stay? by Cherry82 reviews
America in his younger days, staying with his big brother England. Encounters a new friend named Canada. Both boys are full of misadventure. The story is dedicated to deviantART member dieingcity. Warning spanking. Story is complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,777 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 592 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Of Hip and Cool by PwnedByPineapple reviews
During America's family get-together, England loses a bet to France, gets drunk, and tries to fit in with the 'young crowd'. America and Canada are amused, France is suspiciously innocent, and Sealand decides that it's a great time to declare war. FACES family fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Forgotten then Remembered by Moth Mask reviews
Every year, America throws a big party. And every year, everyone always forgets Canada's birthday in favor of America's. But this year is different. No intended pairings, but PruCan and/or Canada/America if you squint. Just fluff-ish birthday nonsense.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
I Don't Want To Hear It! by Cygrus reviews
Sealand is staying at Latvia's when a scary movie comes into his clutches. Can Latvia help comfort him, or will it backfire on him? Fail summary. Request from taquitos on TinierMe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Use Somebody by Cygrus reviews
After an argument with his brother, Canada takes to the streets of Germany, only to get lost. Luckily, he finds his good friend, Prussia. But when beer comes along, Canada isn't positive he made a smart choice. Maybe Prussia will change his mind?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
An Uncle's Duty by gomababe reviews
Some Scotland/Canada bonding. Probably a little controversial, but the full summary is inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Scotland - Complete
Five Plaits by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
The four times Canada has her hair braided, and the one time she does it for someone else. Various fem!nations/fem!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Canada - Complete
Canada's Guardian by gomababe reviews
Scotland comes across his 'nephew' looking really quite miserable. Reviews are love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Canada, Scotland - Complete
Not Again by lemonkeygirl reviews
Kink Meme fill: Canada's birthday is forgotten again, so as revenge, Canada doesn't go to his brother's party. Imagine his surprise when Alfred comes looking for him. Original:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Canada - Complete
Canada's Secret Weapon by natcat5 reviews
The day before the Fourth of July, Canada gets pushed a little too far and...well...interesting things occur. *cough*beaver*cough*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada
Forgivemeology by awaylaughing reviews
Canada can do nothing but forgive because Canada was born and raised on the unforgivable. Warnings: child molestation, neglect and melodrama. From the kink meme. Includes France and England, super slight Eng/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Canada - Complete
Decoding You by xJacksonx reviews
True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,042 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D.
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Red by Light Blue Walls reviews
Oliver discovers a red, lacy undergarment in his locker that he is quite certain is not his. The twins, on the other hand, think differently. One-shot. KBOW sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Things Harry Potter is not allowed to do by LightLessStar reviews
Just as the title says. It is little snippets, of things a OOC Harry. Also a has secondary stories, POV of different people. Do not own Supernatural.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P.
You're Bringing Muggles to Hogwarts? by Snaperocks reviews
Harry is abused by his Uncle and his relatives and their friends are in danger. Dumbledore decides to do the unthinkable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Cast a Dark Shadow by TechnoRanma reviews
On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Champion's by Ferosh reviews
Two of the Triwizard Tournament champion's become very close. CedricHarry slash. Please review. Rating changed for safety!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Brothers by Taint of Taia reviews
One-shot. It's Christmas of sixth year for Ron and Harry. Not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.