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Hey, Mandy here! I was going to update my profile with stuff about me, but I decided I would prefer to post this instead.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

now, here is the randomness u were waiting for...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting that they won't

i speak sarcasm as a second language

act your age nor your shoe size

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good.

I believe that there is a great story inside of everyone and it may just need a little help to come out!

Imagination: Let it sweep you off your feet and into a whole new world that you once knew a long time ago!

Don't be afraid to act like a little kid once and a while, it helps you imagine wonderful things that can help you write stories!

When you close your eyes, you enter your own Dream World and you can make it whatever you want it to be!

Don't be overwhelmed by what other people have to say. Just be yourself and you'll get through any obsticle.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Question if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revoling door

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too late to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.

Humans are the only creatures that appreciate irony...

Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.

If you wish to convince people of something, it is more useful to be entertaining than to be right.

Greatness is difficult to appreciate from close up. The great mountain on the horizon is only the ground when you are standing on it.

If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

when u look at this list, u should soon come to realize that some of this is a lie, and some of it is true. like, we have adapted to cars, so the one that says we haven't is a lie, but most christians still don't accept being gay, so that is true, ect...ect...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that

hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy

behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has

legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed

at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,

and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were

allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun

marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay

couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to

marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs

more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight

parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like

ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.

That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model

at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents

to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could

never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to

cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,

and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:

-Keenan and Kel.

-Doug.

-the amanda show.

-all that.

-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:

-fresh prince of bellair

-full house.

-cheers.

-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:

-rock paper scissors or

-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or

-ms. mary mack

-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus

-Wishbone

-Reading Rainbow

-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:

-the 1st Batman

-Aladdin

-Ninja Turtles

-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of

-Rugrats

-Wild Thornberry's

-Power Rangers

-Rocket Power.

-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

Post this in your bulletin if you smiled when read it

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, ErisnaDeathclaw.

I refuse to add my name to this list because doing that would technically be considered trying to fit in, just so you know why my name isn't on this list.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. (Stop animal cruelty!)

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

(It's been the Harry Potter books that had me up all night)

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Manyara, Erisna Deathclaw, NBB-1-Fan

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I believe that there is a great story inside of everyone and it may just need a little help to come out!

Imagination: Let it sweep you off your feet and into a whole new world that you once knew a long time ago!

Don't be afraid to act like a little kid once and a while, it helps you imagine wonderful things that can help you write stories!

When you close your eyes, you enter your own Dream World and you can make it whatever you want it to be!

Don't be overwhelmed by what other people have to say. Just be yourself and you'll get through any obsticle.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Erisna Deathclaw, NBB-1-Fan

If you like scaring people, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are part of the 0.5 who think myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips, etc. post this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you enjoy people, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile

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If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The Depths of Darkness by Dan1Hart1ey reviews
As Harry approaches his 7th year, he's finding himself changing in unexpected ways. His own understanding of who he is has been torn to shreds and among the chaos he has to recreate himself, which has him turning to the last person he ever expected. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,320 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crossing the Line by ClassicalConundrum reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Alone Again by XxBeccixX reviews
Goblet Of Fire rewrite, Harry/Cedric. Eventually M /. Harry couldn't help but worry about the safety of the Hufflepuff at the Quidditch World Cup, but could his concern go any further? And with the Triwizard Tournament looming ahead, what is in store?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,810 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Paging Doctor Malloy by Mana Midnight reviews
After a passion filled night before the Final Battle, Harry Potter saves Draco's life at the expense of his own and Voldemort's. Now, ten years later, Aurors Malfoy and Granger are assigned to work with muggle Doctor Harvey Malloy. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,112 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces of a Lost Night by Squall Thrawn reviews
After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,549 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Decoding You by xJacksonx reviews
True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,042 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D.
This Won't Mean A Thing Come Tomorrow by paranoid these days reviews
who knew being in love with your best friend could make you grow into an insomniac? will/warren. i suck at summaries. i know everyone says that, but trust me. you're better off just reading it.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,457 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will
Exciting Game by Mitaretai reviews
American Idol. Kradam! Kris Allen is roommates with Adam Lambert, but their relationship continues to change and things keep going a little too far. It's scary, but exciting, and Kris kind of likes it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,983 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009
This Is Me by Moliver reviews
It's been a year since Camp Rock & Mitchie has become a huge star. After turning into a total diva & a messy break-up with Shane, she is sent back to Camp Rock to get in touch with who she used to be. To make matters worse, Shane would be back as well...
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,806 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Diary of a Nerd by Crystalbluu reviews
Gabriella is a wallflower within the walls of East High. However, her perspective on Troy Bolton, the popular jock, changes when she is assigned to tutor him. Read Gabriella's diary to find out what happens and how the rest of the school will react.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,945 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
The Bet chp 1 by september25 reviews
Noah is a senior in High School, out and proud, but has never been in love. A cute boy named Luke moves into his neighborhood and Noah's friends make a 'bet'. Will Noah have feelings for Luke or are they doomed from the start? Rated R-Mature. Plz review.
As the World Turns - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Fire & Ice by brent360 reviews
A new generation of the young, beautiful, and privileged now rule the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Amidst the academic and social intrigues, the paths of two gorgeous young men collide as they embark on a sexually intense journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,436 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Justice Over Mercy by leoandsnake reviews
Sequel to "Devil's In The Details". A post-war Harry and Draco begin to sort out their lives after Voldemort and their shunted feelings for each other while entering the working world. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,213 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
To win the heart by DreamingInColour reviews
HPDM. After his parents murder Draco disappears from the wizarding world to become a muggle. After nearly 10 years Harry comes across him purely by chance. Can Harry convince Draco to return with him to face his past? M/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,665 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Company Manners by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the new face of the Ministry: poised, witty, confident. And Draco is fascinated with him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is this Feeling? by Rising Phoenix1835 reviews
The war is over, and Harry Potter just wants to move on with his life and be a normal teenager. He returns to Hogwarts for his final year hoping for once that it will be a normal year. But when does normal ever describe Harry's life? AUish, HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two Quarters and a Heart Down by Skabooom reviews
Connect 3 & Mitchie return as counselors. Mitchie & Shane are together but Shane doesn't feel right. Rather than break her heart he decides to stay with her until he meets Maxxie Oliver, a young dance counselor who changes the way Shane sees things. slash
Crossover - Skins & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Maxxie O., Shane G.
Nineteen Reasons… by Emrys MK reviews
At King's Cross, 19 years after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod wasn't the result of a sense of obligatory politeness—there were 19 reasons for that nod. Stop b/f epilogue for happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,471 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Some Kind of Miracle by shmexsay reviews
Draco is determined to live the last nine months of his life with no regrets. But when a series of unfortunate events exposes his innermost ambitions to Harry Potter’s eyes, he might find that facing his imminent death is not so easy after all. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,476 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cross The Line by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
With the release of an album comes publicity, photo shoots ... and rivalry. With Jude Harrison and Tommy Quincy, the release of their albums also comes with the temptation of crossing the line between rivals and something more - something better.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,579 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Fluff 'n Stuff by skyefyrestorm reviews
Suki just switched schools and loves. However, she can't have a happy ending without a few road blocks! Set in RL. Rated teen for safety. Sukka and Maiko for now, but maybe other ships later. Seventh Chapter up! Please rate and review! I don't own ATLA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Suki, Sokka
Chances Are by Cassie-Black1 reviews
The war is over and the rebuild is underway at Hogwarts. Hermione drags a reluctant Harry along to help, and more things are rebuilt than the old castle. DH compliant - no pesky epilogue. With guest appearance by Portrait!Snape H/D Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by okydoky reviews
When the pressures of fame become too much, Harry Potter disappears into the Muggle world, but returns to Hogwarts years later, in disguise. But Draco Malfoy is also teaching now... H/D, SLASH, MATURE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For The Nights I Can't Remember reviews
James wakes up to find Sirius crying. When Sirius reveals what is making him so upset, can James help him convince the person he loves that they are supposed to be together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.