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A Second Chance by Breanie reviews
What if Sirius didn't spent twelve years in prison, but was given a trial after four years? Follow the story of Sirius Black as he learns what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to his young godson & the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him. Slow-burn Hinny. M for sex & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 190 - Words: 1,317,397 - Reviews: 4012 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W.
Nice by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. Astrid isn't entirely sure how asking Hiccup if he liked her dress ended up with her on her knees, but she's not really complaining. Hiccstrid Dom!Hiccup/Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 12/19/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Coming Out by Spitty-Chan reviews
The choices you make at the start can affect the end in so many ways, even the smallest detail can have the biggest impact. How you choose to grow and expand with others is key. Hiccup and Astrid's own little things can change the world,themselves and maybe even each other. They might realize it...one day. Slow burn female hiccstrid with loosely following HTTYD1-RTTE.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/5 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Tempus Magia by chefke reviews
Hermione Granger made a grave error during the final battle that resulted in Remus' death. Working as an unspeakable she spends two years working on a spell using powder from time turners to go back to Remus's greatest hour of need. What if Remus's greatest time of need wasn't in *this* war? Remione, Sirmione, Jily, Hinny, Rare DE Pair, Beta love: MrsRen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/15
Harry Potter the First Nemea Leonthrope by Kairomaru reviews
An accident during Harry's fight with the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets leads to a whole new life that he could never have expected. Now armed with a new power and inclined to make more friends of the female nature. Harry Potter is going to take the Wizarding World by storm as the first of a new kind of Magical. No Yaoi. No Slash. HarryxHarem. Creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,397 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Lavender B.
Harry Potter and the Game of Death by Elsil reviews
On the night that Harry repels the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something strange awakens within him. He is invited to play the Game of Death. Join Harry as he makes new companions, fights to defeat the Death Eaters, confront Voldemort, finds love, and slowly learns what it means to play a game with Death. AU starting end of PoA, Harem, MoD and Gamer aspects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,480 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/9 - Harry P., Hermione G., Death
Hermione's Lemony Life by AzulaInferno reviews
Hermione has insatiable needs in her life, and only pleasure can fill it. A purely lemon story, but worth your read. Leave a review down below, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2018
The Right of Conquest by tlc1894 reviews
A few weeks after the Battle of Hogwarts Harry gets a letter from Gringotts about his accounts. It turns out that he just inherited a lot from Voldemort! Who knew that the Right of Conquest was still a thing? Now, Harry doesn't just have property and money but ownership of lives as well. Will they accept his offer of redemption? Will they ever heal from the horrors of war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,517 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter: Lord of Darkness by AngelSlayer135 reviews
A twist of fate sends Harry down a much darker path. The question is not how far he will fall, but how many others he will take with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 343,910 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Baby Project by JustAnotherObsessedPotterhead reviews
The golden trio came back to redo their 7th year. This year would hopefully be just a normal, plain and eventless year. But then again does normal even exist in their dictionary? A parenting Class had been added to their curriculum and it was necessary to join. But what will happen when the heroes get paired with the so-called villains. Pairings - Hinny. Dramione. Nuna. Ransy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Limerence by Something-Like-Space reviews
It is the morning after Ginny has finally graduated and Harry feels blissfully happy. A letter arives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/25 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Secrets by Gyuliette reviews
Astrid and Hiccup are just friends. Theirs is just a platonic relationship. Everyone knows that. Even they know it. But what happens when one day Hiccup casually happens to stumble upon Astrid's diary? Will he be able to hold himself back and not read it ? Or not? AU (not modern), Hiccstrid, multichap.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 2/11 - Astrid, Hiccup
Adverse Side Effects by GraeLiars reviews
When a key ingredient in his suppressant potion becomes unavailable, grumpy potions Professor Scorpius Malfoy has to cope with his Veela attributes coming to the surface. Which, theoretically, shouldn't be a big deal. Professor Rose Weasley, it would appear, is going to blow that theory out of the water. Aka - TROPE STEW. Scorose fluff and (eventual) smut. Non-canon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,304 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/30/2018 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Holocron by Raven3182 reviews
Lost in a vast, underground system of caves, seven-year-old Harry Potter stumbles upon a glowing, blue cube that has lain forgotten in the darkness for thousands of years. Find out what happens when Harry embarks on his journey to Hogwarts with a Jedi Holocron in tow. The Force is strong with him, but a Jedi must always be wary of the power of the dark side…
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,688 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Becoming Jean by Anni Re reviews
A deadly spell goes awry and sends Hermione back to 1978, the seventh year of the Marauders. There she must adapt to a new life, under a new name, with new friends, but still the same old enemies. Rated M for violence and lemony situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Dream by HeathenVampires reviews
Post-HTTYD3. Zephyr has known for a while what she wants, but it's always seemed like a dream, firmly out of reach until one day, it seems her dream might come true. Hiccup/Zephyr/Astrid/Valka one shot. (Warning for copious amounts of incest!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
Another Way to Spend Girl Time by AlsoAleteia reviews
Winding down from another day of fighting Dragon Hunters, Astrid and Heather find another way to spend girl time. Set between episode 7 and 11 of Season 3 of Race to the Edge. Smut one-shot for Femslash February. Heathstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17 - [Astrid, Heather] - Complete
Harry Potter Out of Darkness by Generic404 reviews
Harry was a beaten down boy when he left the Dursleys watch him grow emotionally and heal with the help of a certain red haired girl. Hinny/Soulbound. Some OOC but not much, mainly a fluffy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/11/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Of Freedom and Hot Italians by Alexia Hellsing
And why both are great ideas. Blaise couldn't just let it go what happened in dinner. So he decided go to the New Year's party of the DA in search. Mistletoe, fan girls and closets sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Hunger Games: A More Sexual Story by FanfictionWriter101 reviews
The Hunger Games, but brimming with sex. Katniss is gonna fuck her way to the top, but will her pussy and arse be enough? Sex in every chapter, pure smut and a twist on the actual games! Warnings: Graphic sex, anal, ass licking, m/f, f/f, m/f/m, pussy licking, strap on (Pretty much perversion under the sun!)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,998 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Katniss E., Prim E., Gale H., Peeta M.
Sharing by HeathenVampires reviews
As twins, Hiccup and Heather share everything. Home. Clothes. Food. A bed. Their girlfriend. Heathcupstrid Hiccup/Heather/Astrid one shot. Warnings for incest. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Heather] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,796 - Follows: 11,832 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Games by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. Frustrated by the snow grounding their flights and stalling their holiday plans, Astrid suggests a game of Jenga. Strip Jenga. Heathcupstrid Hiccup/Heather/Astrid. Polyshipprompts Polyship Week 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2018 - [Astrid, Heather, Hiccup] - Complete
Bucket List by mysecretthoughts reviews
After almost dying in the Chamber Harry realizes that he would have a lot of regrets if he had died. Sets out to make his life more memorable. Makes of list of things he wants to do. Makes a lot of new friends along the way. no mary sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 5/6/2014
Hermione's Lemon Games by HisMione reviews
The Death Eaters won the war. Hermione was captured. Ron was killed. Harry runs the underground resistance of the remaining light warriors. The torture that Hermione undergoes breaks her, but unlocks a power with unlimited potential. Dark! Extreme Lemons with Plot! HG/HP/FD main pairing but will have lots of other partners for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 1/23/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Fleur D.]
Blessed Blood by AngelSlayer135 reviews
Wielding a power never seen before Harry Potter must struggle through a world he does not understand and deal with opposition on all fronts. Will he and the few friends he has be able to make it through?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 228,524 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,168 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 9,964 - Follows: 11,337 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Swinging by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. In a bid to save their failing relationship, Eret and Heather come to Hiccup and Astrid with an... unusual request. (mainly) Hiccstrid with side orders of Eretstrid and Heathcup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, Eret - Complete
Who Gives A Dragonshit About Plot by virus47 reviews
Random, smutty and sexy one-shots with HTTYD characters. Prompts welcome! Warning: this will contain all sorts of pairings, and sex situations. No rape/non-consensual/underage/Male-male content. Assume all characters are 21 or above. Please don't read and flame if you don't like.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, Eret
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 6,762 - Follows: 8,362 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 13,040 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Scorose: A New Day, A New Life, A New Beginning by HPDWTWD reviews
Rose wants to prove that anyone can be pretty and smart while being mischievous. Scorpius wants to prove his family has changed. Together, these two unlikely allies will pull it all off, but at what costs? (Rated M for later chapters)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Love and Lust by virus47 reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and Astrid are in an open relationship. So Hiccstrid is main game, but there will be other relationships as well, such as Eretstrid, Heathercup etc. No cheating, because both Hiccup and Astrid are aware of each other's sexcapades and they have each other's consent. Again, Hiccstrid will always be the main game. Rated M for adult sexual content. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Heather, Eret
I Know What You Did Last Christmas by lilyfanciesprongs reviews
She thought he was an absolute tosser, a no-good troublemaker who got on her nerves. He thought she was a stuck-up prig, a walking wet blanket who lived and breathed to make his life hell. And now they were all spending the Christmas holidays under one roof. Goodie. Scorpius/Rose with some Draco/Hermione. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,672 - Follows: 11,408 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Roses and Thorns by H.P.Scarlett reviews
Rose Weasley-Granger and her mother have a lot in common. The have insanely curly hair, strong wills, sharp wits, and a penchant for beating irritating blonde boys at everything. But time heals all wounds and things aren't always as they first appear. The twists and turns of fate may bring second chances, and the possibility of two new relationships. Mostly fluff and some lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Astrids Captivity by DarkYoshi69 reviews
Astrid is captured by Heather.M for smut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Astrid, Ruffnut, Heather
Snippets of Christmas by Just-Sparks reviews
Christmas is better surrounded by loved ones. Each snippet/chapter denotes a different year. Not canon. Fluff. Dramione. Luna/Pansy. Hinny. Ron/Lavender. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, J.K. Rowling does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Pansy P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Hiccup the Virile by Argo0 reviews
Astrid has a surprise waiting for her husband when he returns from a busy day of chiefing. A surprise that they can both enjoy. Hiccup/Astrid/Heather smut. one shot. quasi-sequel to Hiccup the Vast.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid, Heather] - Complete
Thor Help Her by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
By the will of the gods, 16 year old Astrid gets trapped in her 19 year old body. Shocked by the changes around her, especially in Hiccup, Astrid must learn to accept the feelings she denies, or suffer "consequences". This taller, bolder Hiccup captivates her like she never thought he could, making it impossible to resist his advances... but does she even want to resist him? RTTE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,755 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Amortentia by goldensnitch18 reviews
In their sixth year, rivals Rose and Scorpius have a moment of terrifying clarity when they both inhale the sweet smell of Amortentia. One year later, Rose is finally single and Scorpius is determined to snog the crazy out of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,253 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Oblivion by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not the Chosen One. He's not even a hero. Quite the opposite in fact. He's a being of such terrible greatness that at one point, those who were hated as devils and worshiped as deities, saw fit to seal him away. Now he's back and he wants his throne. Let Order reign...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,537 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
House Unity! by LoveUrselfHon6 reviews
"This activity will involve every single sixth year. It is very simple. One member from each house would leave the comforts of his/her own house and go stay with the other house for a whole term, which is, until the Christmas holidays." Dumbledore finished. DRAMIONE! (Hermione: Ew.) HINNY! (Ginny: YAY!) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35030 - Favs: 24,941 - Follows: 18,621 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley Diaries by blossomaire reviews
Ginny gets hold of a diary but she doesn't know what to write about. Since Hermione made her buy it, she'd thought writing about her. Let's take a peak from a Weasley's diary. FREMIONE and slight HINNY. :) Rated T for Ginny's language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Arcane Legion by Zaibatsu reviews
Exiled after the War, Harry struggles to return to Britain to reclaim his father's legacy. He must control his true gift and rekindle an ancient order to combat those trying to control him in the Ministry. To succeed, he must restore a myth, the Arcane House of Peverelle. Slight A/U. A House political thriller. Powerful, smart Harry. Canon pairings to start.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,905 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Gabrielle D.
Hermione Granger:Voluptuous Temptress(SEXY) by slytherintome reviews
The painfully arousing escapades of Hermione Granger's lustful experimentations. Starring Flitwick, Snape, Mad Eye, Hagrid and a feline threesome. -WARNING. The content of this fanfic is extremely explicit and deliberately provocative. Reader discretion is hugely advised. (PLENTY MORE FANTASTIC CHAPTERS ON THE WAY)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Rubeus H., Alastor M.
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27900 - Favs: 23,489 - Follows: 15,364 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hidden by Lady Phoenix Fire Rose reviews
As soon as Harry saves Ginny, in the Chamber of secrets, they disappear. Thought to be dead by most, they suddenly show up again years later, greatly changed. On Temporary Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,329 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Game of Truth and Dare by Sir Epic the Brave reviews
Harry Potter and several other Gryffindors have stayed back during the winter holidays. However, they get bored until Hermione suggests a Muggle game of Truth and Dare. Chaos, hilarity, and romance ensues as Wizards learn just how fun the game can be. Severe AU, Crack!Fic, Smut/Lemons, Crass Language, Mature Pranks, Immature Humor, Comedy, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7592 - Favs: 14,201 - Follows: 8,884 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tournament of Champions by mjc reviews
Someone other that Ron interrupts Harry's conversation with Sirius, the night that Harry discovers the First Task is dealing with dragons. She decides that Harry needs help with not only the Tournament, but many other things, as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Art of Falling in Love by And.Your.Point reviews
The human body is an amazing thing. If only I could look at it long enough to admire that... or at draw it at the least. Oh look, naked people. Naked people everywhere. Future-fic. Takes place four years after Hollywood Arts graduation.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,722 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
Friends With Benefits? Not So Much by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Let me just begin by saying that I am not a slut." Harry and Hermione explore new aspects of their relationship. Previous title: "Hermione Granger, Woman of Questionable Morals." Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
Swimsuit Quidditch by Northumbrian reviews
It is Ginny's twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebirth by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Harry meets a reporter and get's a new... thing attached to him. A HP Venom Crossover.Dark but Lightsided Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,880 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P.
The Well of Shadows by Ruskbyte reviews
Completed Sequel to The Order of the Phoenix. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts has begun and with it a mix of friends and enemies, old and new, an ominous prophecy, great battles, and a pair of truly crazy DADA teachers. All hell is about to break loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Operation Midget-and-Giant by She's a Star reviews
Harry likes Ginny. Ginny likes Harry. The problem? The both of them don't know it. The solution? Ron and Hermione playing matchmaker. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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