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HI! omfg i luuuv fanfiction and facebook so if im not on here im most likely on facebook or at a party!!! but yeah i am a beastly kid who is overly obsessed with neon orange clothing, my friends, and defying conformity (if you dont know what that means, i'll put it in simple ways: IM CRAZYYY ;D) heres a list of a five random things you can do in an elevator (sry i cant remembr where i got em from) 1: sit in the corner with a knife not moving or saying anything, just stare at another person in the elevator with a rllly creepy smile (and try not to get taken away by security) 2: get uncomfortably close to the other person in the elevator if theres only one person in there and say "OMG its so crowded in here!" 3: act all fancy like when the first other person walks into the elevator and say 'may i take your coat?' if they yes ignore the fancy coat hanger (if there is one) and act like u dunno where to put it, and finally put it on the ground. 4: sit in the corner with your back to the doors and the other passengers, and don't get off. If someone tries to approach you, turn around and attempt to bite them. 5: periodically look into your briefcase or purse and whisper, "you got enough air in there?" How to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! thx for giving me that, Loststream! Copy and Paste thingies When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie doll. She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand the apples you asked for I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? Stressed is Desserts backwards :) You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Where's the good in goodbye? My door is always open, so feel free to leave. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light. A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight. If you really hate things which say 'copy and paste this onto your profile', copy and paste this onto your profile |
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