![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. i read alot faster than i type, so I'll probably ALWAYS have more favorites than my own stories. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(i havent failed english but maybe there talking collage 101) REMEMBER WHEN .. getting high meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? when your mom was your hero and 'dad' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your worst enemies were your siblings and race issues were about who ran fastest? when war was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Copy and paste this on your profile if you ever believed in a stereotype and bold the ones that apply to you Italisize the ones about your friends... Friends Best Friends (I dedicate this 2 my Wifey! Sex-a-milli, Keep it pimpin!) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"(mine has actually done this) FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!" FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.(same here) FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.(yes!) FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."(I do this all the time) FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever(tru dat!) My General Life Right Now: I All around me is ash and fire. It's closing in but it can't touch me The fire took my family and my father set the fire. He lit the fire to take himself, my mother, and my sisters. I am alone in this world. Everyday I am singed with the thought of any of my loved ones and how that monster took them away from me. I am left alone, screaming, in this world where no one on the outside no one can hear II Now the fire has cooled to ice and i have nothing to keep me warm and I wished for all of them back, a normal life instead of this hell. The gust of wind pass over my skin and it feels like I'm freezing from the inside out. I am about to die, I can feel it in my bones, blood, and every other fiber of me. I am about to die because I am going to kill myself. All I want is to leave. I want to get away from everything(me, my past, my ruined family, and anyone that has tried to comfort or understand me). I'm alone here and it's "get out or die" for me now. III Now it's neither hot nor cold. It is warm. I see no sparks of fire and no gust of wind. Both are gone, I think, because of the rain. Every drop that falls splashes off sorrow, lonliness, and, most of, the pain. The rain stops. I am absolutely free. There is nothing to hold me back from new life now. I stop and look into the golden light that shines in the distance. Now I'm positive that I am free. Free for Bliss, Joy and open for new Love. Rain falls from the wells in my eyes as I understand that I am able to forgive but never forget. All of the hell that I have seen, I feel no need for revenge. I am Strong. DCV2AVP What About Me... Fav Color: Black, Dark Blue, and Brown( Did I mention black? In case I didn't Black X 10000000) Fav Book: Currently I'm working on my second book(like full length novel) and it's soooooooooo yummy. Sometimes I wonder how someone could be blessed like me. Fav Movie: Harry Potter, Disney, Marvel, Sailor Moon R Fav Food: Cinnoman Crumb Cake Ice Cream(Kilwins all night baby) Fav Material: Silk Lace(Preferably on lingare) Fav Season: Winter/Fall (I live in GA so they mesh most of the year) Fav Sport: Debate (Counts in my world) Fav Subject: Art History/Math Fav Way To Relax: Read Books or Manga or Go watch anime Gender: Female (last time I checked) Siblings: 1 and I'd kill do that bitch so watch yoself Goals: Publish both of my books and get on the NYT Best Sellers list, Curate Museums Zodiac Sign: Pisces What Annoys Me? My job sometimes and when a good anime only has 1 or 2 seasons MOST AND FOREMOST: SAGGING PANTS (They are literaly the MOST unatractive thing I've EVER seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 1. My Job (sometimes) 2. WHEN A REALLY GOOD ANIME ONLY HAS 1 OR 2 SEASONS 3. Chores, they hold me up from writing. 4. Coming up with a new concept for my book and my compostion book is no where in sight. I cannot tell you how annoyoing it is to hold creativity in. It's kinda like having to pee for hour while going over the bumpiest road of your life and no one will tell you if you are any where near home. 5. Having to break up with friends for things that you can't control. 6. The fact that teachers don't talk, togethor, and make their plans to make my life easier. (Gurrrrr some of my teacher, you know who you are) 7. When I fuck up and know it was my fault. |
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