![]() Author has written 1 story for Warriors. Hello, my fellow Clanmates! I'm Cloudshine of LightClan. Some random facts about me: Age: below 100 Country: U.S. of A. Hobbies: Figure skating, shopping, eating, sleeping, reading, writing. Music: New Romantics: Taylor Swift, Wildest Dreams: Taylor Swift, I Need Your Love: Ellie Goulding, Here's To Never Growing Up: Avril Lavigne, Enchanted: Taylor Swift, I Can Make You Dance: Jojo Siwa, Apologize: One Republic Movies: Interstellar, Despicable Me 2, Pixels, Misson Impossible 5 Warrior Cat: Cloudshine, a slender she-cat with a sleek white pelt, a long, bushy, tail, aquamarine eyes, and a gold-tipped ears. Cloudshine is kind, but can be stubborn and rude at certain times. She also has a hearty appetite. Favorite Ten Warrior Cats Goosefeather Breezepelt Oakheart Cinderheart Yellowfang Redwillow (One of my fave, yet I hate him) Mistystar Willowshine Leafpool Feathertail (*sniff sniff*) Least Favorite Ten Cats Mapleshade Thistleclaw Tigerstar Mudclaw Hawkheart Leafpool (she's in my fave and least fave) Rainflower Tigerheart Brokenstar Ashfur Favorite Five Pairs Dovewing x Tigerheart Cinderheart x Lionblaze Firestar x Sandstorm Jayfeather x Half Moon Hollyleaf x Mousewhisker Favorite Five Elders Lilywhisker Flamepelt Whiteberry Larksong Flailfoot On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??) On packaging for a K-Mart Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?!) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." ( Talk about a news flash.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7dontuseanypunctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. 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If fictionpress or fan fiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Hope-Hikari, WiseGirl1999, Clouds at Sunset, Ripplelight, Cloudshine of LightClan YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (First three letters of real name plus izzle) Eilizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal) Tiffany Blue Cat YOUR STAR WARS NAME: first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of mom's maiden name Cheeihuo (Okay then...) Who's your role model? (It is wonderful how accurate this is, but do not scroll down until you do the math) 1. Pick your favorite number from 1-8. 2. Multiply your choice by three. 3. Add three. 4. Now multiply by three again. 5. Now add the digits of your number together. For example, if you got 56, add 56=11 and scroll down to number 11. LIST OF ROLE MODELS 1. Albert Einstein 2. Oprah 3. Taylor Swift 4. Erin Hunter 5. The President 6. A beggar 7. George Bush 8. Nobody 9. Cloudshine of LightClan 10. Michael Jackson 11. Michelle Obama {And stop changing numbers, just admit I'm your idol.} Warrior Cats Fan Oath I'll remember Brightheart, I'll remember Silverstream, I will remember Goosefeather, I'll remember Mothwing, I'll always think of Heathertail, I will think of Tawnypelt, I promise to remember Cinderheart, I'll remember Leafpool, I'll remember Brambleclaw, I'll remember Lionblaze, I'll remember Dovewing, I'll remember Bluestar, Feathertail will be in my mind, I'll remember Ashfur, I'll remember Ivypool, I'll remember Crookedstar, I'll remember Jayfeather, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, I'll remember the many battles, Copy and paste this onto your profile! (Unofortunately I do not own this amazing poem) What's the last book you read? I reread Hollyleaf's Story. Where are you? On the sofa, typing on my computer. What's your personality like? C-R-A-Z-Y!!! What's was the last thing you thought? I want chocolate. Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes into your mind? A Bush named George. You now have a million dollars. What do you do with it? Spend it in the next hour, hit the mall!!! Reach out and grab the closest thing next to you. Air. What are you eating/drinking right now? Iced Tea. Grab the nearest book next to you, turn to page 287 and find line 16. What does it say? "Do I have to?" Talltail swallowed. What's it like being you? blink blink* How tall are you? Not very. Ketchup or Mustard? KETCHUP. I AM NOT GONNA EAT MUSTARD EVEN IF MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. How many different programs are running on your computer right now? Let's see! Moshi Monsters, Hotmail, Fanfiction, Instagram, Microsoft Word, Weebly, Wordpress, Do it Gurl, Youtube, Google, Yahoo, Agame, Cartoon Network, Nickeloden, and Good Luck Charlie is playing on TV. What is the weather like? Scorching. Imagine your first child is a girl. What would you name her? Tiffany, Abbey, Madison... Imagine your first child is a boy. What would you name him? Dunno. Name your favourite five warrior cats in random order: 1. Goosefeather 2. Cinderheart 3. Bluestar 4. Dovewing 5. Lionblaze Write 4 names, with 1, 2, 3, and 4's beginning and 5's ending. Gooseblaze (wha??) Cinderblaze (actually pretty nice) Blueblaze (...) Doveblaze (um, no.) Write 3 names, with 1,2's beginning, 3,4's ending, and 5, 1's ending. Goosecinder (no, thank you very much.) Bluedove (um. um.) Featherblaze Stories in Progress A Different Wave Thanks for reading my stories! Please read, review, follow! |
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