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hi i am Sophie :) i am not telling ya how old i am and if you want to know your a creep i love to read and draw i have not wrote any fanfiction's yet but i love!!! finding funny things on fanfic accounts most of them i print out :) i am shore i can show ya some good fan-fics. here are some things about me!:) i am super weird and i have three(ages 4,9,13) sisters and one(7) brother my 13 year old sister i and i are like twins. i am a ninja and proud of it i can do cool ninja moves lol ( ' _ ' ) :)

as for school i am homeschooled. i have one dog and his name is Ben and he is 160 pounds and yet still sits on the couch ;).

for music i love Paramore, panic! at the disco, Kesha, (she is ok but she talks all of her songs lol)3 OH 3!, Ok go, if any of you like music that ya think you i would like feel free to message me! :) my dislikes are miley cyrus justin bieber, jones brothers,twilight(sorry if yo are a fan of any ): ), kids who are tooo perky!! being bored (one time and i ate too BIG spoon fulls of raw sugar to make myself unbored i was about to barf blech) things i like:) drawing or painting,playing with my little brothers remote control truck (lame right?..but SO much fuunn! :))i love music but i don't play anything and can't sing in tune to save my life lol hanging out with friends(not that i have any lol jk)! sleeping,

. my favorite movies are. my cousin Vinny,the proposal, get smart. lest favorite movies are.the hannah montana movie, anges thongs and perfect snogging (it was so dumb!)cats and dogs!,(my mom made my go see it along with the hannah montana movie with my little sisters:(.Twilight (all of them) i think purse dogs are so funny what if they crap in your purse well then your screwed ahahaha.

i LOVE to be weird if you won't be able to take it then run while you can!!!! some day i will rule the world (i am not too mentally messed up but i like to act it but i am really super nice :) and while i am ruling the little plant you call earth i will do kick butt ninja i can do lots of good pressure points :) if you try anything down there i will know you have been warned... juuuuust kiddding i'm not crazy! hehhehehe

oh and my biggest fear is .. CARL is the the 4 foot hobo (killer) in my basement ...yeah

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.(HAHAHA)
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”(HAHA I NEED TO TRY THIS :)
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.(this one works ok)
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"(this does well it drives my parents crazy :)
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"(don't do this one it could end really bad !!!!)
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"(same with this one do not do it !!!)

Annoying things to do in an elevator (my sister and nearly wet our selfs with this one :)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

~Things to do at a boring movie~

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”

3. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, “Ahhh…”

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!!”

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, ”I’m Batman! Hahahahaha!!” and
run away

14. Yell, “Fire!” and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

Things To Do At the Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream “MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!”(again not recommended)

6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.

7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King…

9. …but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”.

10. Walk up to a random person and ask, "Have you seen my mommy?" in a tiny voice.

11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.

12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”

13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.

15. Test mattresses in your pajamas.

16. Dance excessively.

17. If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

18. Sprint up the down escalator.

19. Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”.

20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.

22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them.

24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.

25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.

26. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

27. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

28. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France…”

30. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

31. Play the tuba for change.

32. Start a hokey pokey dance off.

33. Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.

34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz”.

35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have “any giant crap made out of straw”.

36. “Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

37. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

38. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.

39. Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.

40. Collect a ridiculously large pile of clothes and ask to put it on lay away. Don't come back.

41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leak proof”.

42. “Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

43. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.

44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real.

45. If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.”

47. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.

48. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

49. Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.”

50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet.

51. Blast a Kenny G demo in the CD store, and head bang while playing air guitar.

52. One word – STREAK!(again not recommended)(but it would be so stinkin funny)

53. Sit with a group of friends in the middle of the mall, and have everyone stare up at the ceiling. Count the people walking by who start looking up, too.

54. In department stores, turn on toys that randomly make noise, talk, croak, etc., and place them in inconspicuous, strategic locations.

55. Randomly scatter handfuls of those caps that “pop!” when stepped on. Quite effective in indoor malls.

56. Place one of those fake, plastic piles of dog-doo on the ground, in the middle of the mall where everyone walks. Sit nearby, and watch what happens - you’ll never see anything this funny!! Also most effective in indoor malls.

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "JERK I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a jerk"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

~O~o~O~ Quotes ~O~o~O~

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! (actually...i was never normal...)

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! THREE RETARTED IDIOT GIRLS!!...random...)

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?"

Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (They has never made me cry...of sadness that is)

Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege.(im talking to myself...)

growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher)

Save trees: don't do homework!

The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

If you like being crazy,an idiot,a retard,a moron,a anime fanatic,a anime retard,a stupid idiot who tried to eat a watermelon without cutting it then copy this and paste it on your profile.(not with glue trust me that doesnt work)

The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me.

If you met my family, you'd understand!

I have multiple personalites and none of them like you.(i was talking to my other personality...hehe... :D...)

It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Great Sayings...

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

!!Copy and pastes!!!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate scool on saturdays like me then copy this and paste it on your profile.(seriously they took our weekdays and their taking our weekends too well atleast my school is god i hate school)

If you think homework is a way for adults to take over our minds then copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you think...i forgot what i wanted to type...oh well if this has ever happend to you copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile.

If you like spitting out random nonsense then copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log into fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the person who came up with parental rights is a douche then copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (... :D ...)

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (which i have)

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

(answer all of these with only one word)

1. Where is your telephone? Bed

2. Where is your significant other? Nonexistant

3. Your hair? up

4. Your mother? kitchen

6. Your favorite thing? art

7. Your dream last night? Strange

8. Your iPod? AWESOME

9. Your dream/goal? awesome

10. The room you're in? Messy

11. You hate? beans

12. Your fear? hobos

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Rich

14. Where were you last night? sleep

15. What you're not? Average

16. Muffins? yummmy

17. One of your wish list items? jet! ;) p

19. The last thing you did? COOKIES :)

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? idk

22. Your pet(s)? Doggie

23. Your computer? none

24. Your life? Stressful

25. Your mood? hyper

26. Missing someone? Nah.

27. Your car? awish :)

28. Something you're not wearing? shorts

29. Your summer? awesome

30. Your eyes? brown

31. Love someone? FriendsAndFamily

32. Your favorite color? Green

33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier

34. Last time you cried? month

35. Who will repaste this? you :p (do it :)

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Just Wait and See by TokyoGirl7 reviews
Moving to a new town, I meet my new best friend and she is part of a weird Host Club. As strange as it is, one of the members I meet is my dream guy! What's next now? All I can say is, "Eh oh well, I'll just wait and see." MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 230,068 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/11/2008 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
Unknown, Unexpected by caithzadz reviews
Katherine Yuri Inoue is your typical, average, half-Japanese, half-Spanish fifteen year old living in America. Except, she is secretly a Junior CIA agent. She is sent to Japan to find the Japanese ambassador's long-lost niece. Full Summary inside.KyouyaOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,232 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Kyōya O.
Fitting In by Supergirl501 reviews
She had never experienced a REAL school in her entire life, and she tries to fit in by being something she wasn't, but when an "accident" occurs, she'll have to live a double life, fitting in with a new kind of crowd. KyoyaxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,551 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Kon'nichiwa eh! by ouran4eva reviews
Three canadian exchange students get accepted into Ouran on music scholarships. They find a place to practice but unfortunatley for them it's the third music room. There, the hosts stumble onto the girls playing. What will happen! Read and find out!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,012 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kyōya O.
The Americans by Treeni reviews
Two really strange girls end up at Ouran because of the partial scholarships they recieve. One has QUITE a past and the other is afarid of the future can these two girls live in the present when they meet the host club? TamaHaru KyouyaOcMori KaoruOcHikaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Bleeding Mascara by SecretanimeFreak reviews
Hanako Hitachiin is the third triplet neglected by her brothers-Hikaru and Kaoru-ever since she could remember runs away because she can't bare being treated like a stranger by them anymore, what happens when she sees them again? Possible Parings HUNNYxOCxKYOYA
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,288 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Defying Gravity by Nana Sora reviews
The new girl at Ouran is definitely something else. For one thing she's an acrobat in a circus! After Mori saves her when he thinks she accidentally fell, he can't seem to stop thinking of her. Could Mori be getting a crush? MoriXOc
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
Past lovers by HaruhiUsangie0808 reviews
Takashi Morinozuka has always been silent though his silence is due to a reason and Taylor Mackenzie wants to find out, she believes that Mori is the key to finding her past since she doesnt remember anything, can he help her? or will she discover danger!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,056 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.
Nineteen Years of Freedom by angelwings12 reviews
Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Fic beginning just after the battle. My version of events! First fic, please read and review! Open to suggestions. Disclaimer: Any and all material belongs to JKR. I own nothing. SUSPENDED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Top Secret by stuckinadream reviews
Hi, I'm Emma-Lee, but just call me Em. I have dark brown, curly hair and brown eyes. My friends and I are part of a top secret agency. Our boss tells us we have to go on a mission to watch the Host Club at Ouran Academy, but why? What did the club do? R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,493 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.
Wonderful Beginnings by Courtney777 reviews
She never knew a life were she was free to do what she wanted. She was told under law, that Lina, her cousin, was her master. In her final year of school, she is invited to join Ouran High School with her. But what if she falls in love? MoriOC. On permanent hiatus until further notice.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
A Way of Art by vamplight22 reviews
Akami is gifted in art, but she is always alone. She's in her own little world. Then the Hosts appear with a challenge, and she finds oout things about herself that she never knew.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Natanya and Scappa by sapphireheart22 reviews
Natanya and Scappa are two girls who have been out of school for a year because they've been in the hospital. Natanya is fighting a deadly tumor in her throat and Scappa is blind and has no immune system. What happens when Ouran gives them a scholarship?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.
Forgive But Never Forget by DreamWalker18 reviews
Kitama was whisked away from her home and her best friend Mori. After 10 long years, she finally returned to Japan and is enrolled at Ouran. Who does she meet there other than the awesome host club and he long lost friend, Mori! What feelings will blossom
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,757 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
If Only You Knew by Hatori's Snowdrop Princess reviews
2 female relatives come into the lives of the Host Club members and reveal what is hidden behind closed doors, shattering their happy reality by revealing lies and removing the masks. Collaborative work with XXLostDreamerXX. R&R, please.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,603 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Sweet Misery by SilentXFreak reviews
With the tragedy in her past school life and family issues around her step-mothers home, she has no choice but to be silent and secluded. Her childhood friend, Haruhi, thinks it's about time she stops hiding. But the trouble doesn't end even after she opens up. What will become of her and the Host Club? OCXTakashi/Mori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Second Kiss by allwaswell23 reviews
Ron and Hermione share their second kiss the day after the battle. "This was their second chance at life, at each other. This was their second kiss." Takes place right after the final battle until Hermione leaves to finish her education.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Keira has entered Ouran by AnimecrazyAlly27 reviews
Keira Anoyuki has enterd Ouran to escape from a home of angst and abuse. Haruhi,her best friend, introduced her to the host club while she studies there.Meanwhile, she gets acquainted with the silent,most handsome host of all.MORI/OOC. Pls enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
What Haruhi Wants by xDarkShadowLoverx reviews
Haruhi gains mind-reading powers and along with her fellow hosts is sucked head-first into a mystery. Someone is after her, and a certain host will do anything to protect her. Kyoya/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,799 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Like a Cloud in the Wind by E.M. Megs reviews
From the moment my hand shook his and I saw his fake smile, I knew I hated his bastard guts. And that would never change. He would put himself before me. What I didn't know, was that he would be the one who searched the hardest for me when I disappeared.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,537 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Apple of my Eye by iwasbroken456 reviews
Written from Rons POV. When Ron reads Hermione's diary and see's her opinion him, he'll try to do everything to change. But can he, read to find out. Now evolved to a Ron and Hermione who have run away from there home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,591 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Undercover at Ouran by animeloveramy reviews
sorry to anyone who was reading this. it is now, offishally abandoned. anyone who wants to adopt it is free to do so. written years ago on notepad. might redraft it. ideas anyone?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyōya O.
Love Thy Neighbor by Leys14 reviews
Kyouya is living all alone in an apartment due to the orders of his father. He has no complains about it though. Except for his weird neighbor. Good thing Kyouya rarely sees her. Then the unthinkable happened... she enrolled in Ouran. Kyouya/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,578 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Kyōya O.
What's Left Unsaid by angel74 reviews
Ron and Hermione are worried about their best friend after everything that has happened. They decide to investigate whether or not Harry is truly "fine" at the Dursleys. What they discover was worse than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Together Again by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Andromeda, a girl no one seems to understand, comes to Ouran only to find her two oldest friends are a part of some Host Club... what will happen? And what will the Host Club do when they discover she's hiding something? MorixOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,555 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.