hi i am Sophie :) i am not telling ya how old i am and if you want to know your a creep i love to read and draw i have not wrote any fanfiction's yet but i love!!! finding funny things on fanfic accounts most of them i print out :) i am shore i can show ya some good fan-fics. here are some things about me!:) i am super weird and i have three(ages 4,9,13) sisters and one(7) brother my 13 year old sister i and i are like twins. i am a ninja and proud of it i can do cool ninja moves lol ( ' _ ' ) :) as for school i am homeschooled. i have one dog and his name is Ben and he is 160 pounds and yet still sits on the couch ;). for music i love Paramore, panic! at the disco, Kesha, (she is ok but she talks all of her songs lol)3 OH 3!, Ok go, if any of you like music that ya think you i would like feel free to message me! :) my dislikes are miley cyrus justin bieber, jones brothers,twilight(sorry if yo are a fan of any ): ), kids who are tooo perky!! being bored (one time and i ate too BIG spoon fulls of raw sugar to make myself unbored i was about to barf blech) things i like:) drawing or painting,playing with my little brothers remote control truck (lame right?..but SO much fuunn! :))i love music but i don't play anything and can't sing in tune to save my life lol hanging out with friends(not that i have any lol jk)! sleeping, . my favorite movies are. my cousin Vinny,the proposal, get smart. lest favorite movies are.the hannah montana movie, anges thongs and perfect snogging (it was so dumb!)cats and dogs!,(my mom made my go see it along with the hannah montana movie with my little sisters:(.Twilight (all of them) i think purse dogs are so funny what if they crap in your purse well then your screwed ahahaha. i LOVE to be weird if you won't be able to take it then run while you can!!!! some day i will rule the world (i am not too mentally messed up but i like to act it but i am really super nice :) and while i am ruling the little plant you call earth i will do kick butt ninja i can do lots of good pressure points :) if you try anything down there i will know you have been warned... juuuuust kiddding i'm not crazy! hehhehehe oh and my biggest fear is .. CARL is the the 4 foot hobo (killer) in my basement ...yeah Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you 40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated 1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. Annoying things to do in an elevator (my sister and nearly wet our selfs with this one :) 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! ~Things to do at a boring movie~ 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!” 3. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses. 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, “Ahhh…” 6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma 7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" 8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!!” 9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding 11. Yell out what is going to happen. 12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling 13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, ”I’m Batman! Hahahahaha!!” and 14. Yell, “Fire!” and moon the people coming through the exit. 15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is. Things To Do At the Mall 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream “MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!”(again not recommended) 6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles. 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King… 9. …but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”. 10. Walk up to a random person and ask, "Have you seen my mommy?" in a tiny voice. 11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I. 12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?” 13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning. 15. Test mattresses in your pajamas. 16. Dance excessively. 17. If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side. 18. Sprint up the down escalator. 19. Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”. 20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda. 22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone. 23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them. 24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner. 25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist. 26. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 27. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens. 28. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France…” 30. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps. 31. Play the tuba for change. 32. Start a hokey pokey dance off. 33. Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers. 34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz”. 35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have “any giant crap made out of straw”. 36. “Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display. 37. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 38. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it. 39. Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets. 40. Collect a ridiculously large pile of clothes and ask to put it on lay away. Don't come back. 41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leak proof”. 42. “Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises. 43. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. 44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real. 45. If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap. 46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.” 47. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself. 48. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 49. Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.” 50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet. 51. Blast a Kenny G demo in the CD store, and head bang while playing air guitar. 52. One word – STREAK!(again not recommended)(but it would be so stinkin funny) 53. Sit with a group of friends in the middle of the mall, and have everyone stare up at the ceiling. Count the people walking by who start looking up, too. 54. In department stores, turn on toys that randomly make noise, talk, croak, etc., and place them in inconspicuous, strategic locations. 55. Randomly scatter handfuls of those caps that “pop!” when stepped on. Quite effective in indoor malls. 56. Place one of those fake, plastic piles of dog-doo on the ground, in the middle of the mall where everyone walks. Sit nearby, and watch what happens - you’ll never see anything this funny!! Also most effective in indoor malls. Life and Lemons When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! ~O~o~O~ Quotes ~O~o~O~ A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face! I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! (actually...i was never normal...) A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong. A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days." Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! THREE RETARTED IDIOT GIRLS!!...random...) A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?" Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (They has never made me cry...of sadness that is) Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege.(im talking to myself...) growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher) Save trees: don't do homework! The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong. Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head. I did not escape. They gave me a day pass. I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken. If you like being crazy,an idiot,a retard,a moron,a anime fanatic,a anime retard,a stupid idiot who tried to eat a watermelon without cutting it then copy this and paste it on your profile.(not with glue trust me that doesnt work) The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me. If you met my family, you'd understand! I have multiple personalites and none of them like you.(i was talking to my other personality...hehe... :D...) It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Great Sayings... "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!) Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'. The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it. Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it? If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!" Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. !!Copy and pastes!!! If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate scool on saturdays like me then copy this and paste it on your profile.(seriously they took our weekdays and their taking our weekends too well atleast my school is god i hate school) If you think homework is a way for adults to take over our minds then copy this and paste it on your profile. If you think...i forgot what i wanted to type...oh well if this has ever happend to you copy this and paste it on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile. If you like spitting out random nonsense then copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log into fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the person who came up with parental rights is a douche then copy this and paste it on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (... :D ...) If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (which i have) If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! (answer all of these with only one word) 1. Where is your telephone? Bed 2. Where is your significant other? Nonexistant 3. Your hair? up 4. Your mother? kitchen 6. Your favorite thing? art 7. Your dream last night? Strange 8. Your iPod? AWESOME 9. Your dream/goal? awesome 10. The room you're in? Messy 11. You hate? beans 12. Your fear? hobos 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Rich 14. Where were you last night? sleep 15. What you're not? Average 16. Muffins? yummmy 17. One of your wish list items? jet! ;) p 19. The last thing you did? COOKIES :) 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. Your TV? idk 22. Your pet(s)? Doggie 23. Your computer? none 24. Your life? Stressful 25. Your mood? hyper 26. Missing someone? Nah. 27. Your car? awish :) 28. Something you're not wearing? shorts 29. Your summer? awesome 30. Your eyes? brown 31. Love someone? FriendsAndFamily 33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier 34. Last time you cried? month 35. Who will repaste this? you :p (do it :) |
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