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Author has written 9 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Glee.

hey!

it's Irene Valley here, glad to see someone's reading this! i am very new to this site and just relized that i should have a profile thingy to keep you guys updated on what i'm working on and when i'm updating and all that good stuff!

but first, a bit about me, i am an American teenage film director/actor/screenwrite. The concept of telling stories WITHOUT pictures WITHOUT actors WITHOUT sound is terrifing and new to me! so i apologize in advance for my sloppy writing style, horrid grammer and spelling and lazy update schedule as this is a new media for me...

so why am i on this site to began with? well i'll tell you...

i get bored. i have the attention span of a sugar high toddler. i use this site to vent creative energy whenever i'm stuck on another project or am just bored. i have an otaku friend who wanted me to write fanfics to began with and she is the one responsible for me wrecking chaos on this site so BLAME HER! NOT ME!

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Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,721 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
The Lord Of Winter by NihonBara reviews
Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,295 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 1/27/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Hogwarts Watches A Very Potter Musical by E.M. Pride reviews
It's right before Harry 5th year when Albus Dumbledore discovers a mysterious package on his desk. In it is a computer and a note saying to watch what is on the screen. So Dumbledore, along with other special people, watch this strange movie... no, play... no, musical?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,699 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
That Butler, New Face by weezerz2490 reviews
We all know the story of everyone's favorite demon butler and young Earl, but what if they had a third partner in crime? Let's rewrite history by adding a new face, now shall we? Chene's life is about to get a whole lot more interesting! [currently on hiatus]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 301,441 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC] Ciel P.
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Klexting by It'sNotUnusual reviews
Text conversations between Kurt and Blaine. Supposed to be funny, hopefully it comes off that way. :/ Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,894 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Like a Teddy Bear by surelock reviews
"And that's the thing with him. It's no use trying to hide what you are because Sherlock sees right through everyone and everything in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things." Scenarios in which Sherlock is utterly oblivious.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A punk band in Paris by Taffy-chan-16 reviews
Punk rocker Arthr kirkland has always been able to stir up music rebellion in city after city, but what if a certain frenchman manages to get him to see the beauty behind the peaceful capital of love that is Paris? Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - England/Britain, France
When Nightmares Are Reality by MeltingMetal315 reviews
What ever happened to their happy family? Did it ever exist? Matthew and Alfred Kirkland live in a life of abuse. When Alfred leaves Matthew to fend for himself, who will save Mattie from the monster their father has become? CHILD ABUSE, NONCON, DARK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - America, Canada
The Bodyguard by VisionImpossible reviews
AU. As a world-famous singer, Kurt Hummel becomes the target of a mysterious stalker. But on the other hand, he somehow just can't get his new bodyguard off his mind...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,702 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fandom Chaos by IrisTheFlower reviews
Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012
Science of Deduction by inthelookingglass reviews
The exceptionally brilliant head is finally balanced by an exceptionally beautiful heart. Sherlock Inspired Klaine AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
POKEMON: pOKEMON CHAMPION by ScytheRider reviews
A badfic. Chapter 1: Nash Fetchum starts his journey to be become POKEMON CHAMPION, but something is haunting him? Chapter 2: mew2 wants to destroying all huamity except for one girl what will he do? Chapter 3: THE LAST FINAL IS UPON. Will history repea
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Perfect by godessoftrees reviews
Perfection was what he strove for. That was almost his entire reason for coming to Dalton, except for the bullying. At Dalton, Kurt could start over. He could be whoever he wanted to be. And Kurt wanted to be perfect. Warning: self-harm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,674 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Butler Killed My Mom by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"So let me get this straight, I'm some kind of supernatural snack getting hounded down by seven maniacs named after sins and you've decided that I'm the boyfriend in the relationship?" "Yep!" "Still, this question bugs me" "What?" "Why did you kill my mom?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 198,170 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
One step at a time by annkum reviews
Blaine passes out at the Hummels one Friday night. As they help him change in to PJs, they discover his whole body covered with bruises. His whole life shatters in the after math. He has to put his life together, on step at the time. Rated for adult theme
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 137,305 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
HetaOni: The Story Continues by Lady Nightwisp reviews
A continuation of the currently unfinished RPG HetaOni. Trapped in a dangerous mansion haunted by mysterious grey creatures, the countries must work together to find a way to escape, before it's too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,138 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - N. Italy
Wake Up Call by GummyBears231 reviews
Blaine is struggling with his abusive home life ever since his mother's death. After being shipped around to various schools because of his unaccepted sexuality, Blaine's father sends him to McKinley, where he meets the life changing Kurt Hummel. Trigger warning: physical abuse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,485 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Séjour Infernal by Dragonna reviews
Arthur, le grand pirate, s'est fait capturé par Francis en mer, près du Canada. Blessé, il doit rester dans la maison de son rival avec en plus le risque de "punition" au moindre mot de travers devant Matthieu. Va-t-il survivre à cette semaine infernale?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,125 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Gimme Sympathy by Operamuse reviews
When Amelia Jones decides that Ivan Braginsky needs a hero she takes it upon herself to lift his spirits. Too bad the Russian has decided to find out who is responsible for this anonymous act of goodwill. Fem!AmericaXRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,388 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Family HolmesPart 1: Withdrawal by Gatergirl79 reviews
The First part of the Family Holmes Series: When Sherlock died, John discovered he'd left everything to him. Everything, including a rather surprising deposit in a rather special bank. When Sherlock returns from the dead three years later, he discovers John made a withdrawal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Monster by triedtolie reviews
Nothing is ever as it seems. There are no such things as monsters - only people. But sometimes, people are the worst monsters of all. Superhero AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,537 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Songbird by Ayai reviews
Desi Vargas's cousin really wanted her to transfer to his school in New York. She did willingly, only to learn of a situation that she and her new friends could all be murdered for. Follow Desi through school life, love, and dodging bullets. OC x Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Back to Reality by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
"Sometimes I just wish that I wasn't a country!" America learns that he better be careful what he wishes for, especially when he has an alien friend who can make it happen. America's world is turned upside down as he wakes up as some guy called Alfred Jones, but if he's not a country anymore then who is he? More importantly, what happened to everyone else?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,527 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - America - Complete
When fallen Angels fly by MoLoveAnime reviews
After Arthur's death Alfred sees no point in staying alive. That is until he finds a special Angel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 68,735 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Canadian and the American by NihonBara reviews
Prince Matthew is to be "subjugated" by Lord Ivan for several days. He wants a way out and then he discovers the young American peasant, Alfred, who's been impersonating him. Now he has an idea. Russia x US A Prince and Pauper story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,287 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
That Butler, Finding Holmes by Amaymon reviews
Holmes goes missing. His daughter, Elena, has no choice but to ask the help of her second cousin, Ciel Phantomhive, and his butler, Sebastian Michaelis. The closer they get to solving the case, the further away logic and sense seem to appear. No pairings!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Girl They Couldn't Woo by Miz Shoelaces reviews
Two transfer students arrive from America and not even Kyoya knows about one of them. Who is she really? And what will happen when they find out? Just read please! Rated T for safety...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,095 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
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The Girl Who Laughed reviews
One Muggle dares laugh at the strangeness of the Harry Potter fandom & her step sister has the power to teach her a lesson. By using her magic fanfic author powers to send her to live through the stories alongside The Boy Who Lived. But will there be any risks when the fourth wall between the two worlds is shattered? This story is mostly crack with a side of awesome! ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P.
Stage Fright
Dalia is a new student at McKinley high who is having difficulty adjusting to her new live with her father in Lima Ohio. She makes a deal, if she can overcome her stage fright by the end of her school year, she will have the chance to become a star, & if she doesn't, she will always be a Lima loser. Will the Glee club help her find the courage to stand up to her fears?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Published: 9/21/2012
Sebby's Kitten reviews
Kitten, the 13 year old 21st century girl has an imaginary friend named Sebastian. Back in Victorian England, Ceil needs someone else to wear the dress when he goes undercover to a masquerade ball on a case, and he's butler knows the perfect candidate... FIRST CHAPTER REWRITTEN!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Mathematics Of Soulmates: Chemistry of Love reviews
Sherlock explains his theory on soulmates to his good friend Dr. Watson. It has nothing to do with love, but mathematics... Because love is just part complex chemistry of the human mind. Love is among the emotions that can cloud the mind, while a soulmate's effect clears & focuses. Sherlock understands that Moriarty is his soulmate...& also knows that it has nothing to do with love
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Slip Up reviews
Just when you thought America couldn't be anymore dense, he goes off and tells his new friend the secret of the nations...read how their friendship began and how it all went down... Human OC, no yaoi, is pretty clean... so enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - America
One Drop reviews
A Cursed Knife is given to Russia, and it doesn't take long for the other countries to be effected, starting with the nation no one will notice missing, Canada. CHAPTER TWO IS UP FINALLY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012
Dr John Watson's Blog: The Real Sherlock Holmes
My continuation of John Watson's Blog based off the website. Pre-Reichbach Falls. Not JohnLock. Has some original characters. Prologue is up! Also it is possible to summit your own comments/questions and perhaps John or Sherlock will answer! ;D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,268 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
I'M THE HERO! reviews
England finally gives into America's begging & preforms a spell to give him superpowers.Now that he is one step closer to achieving his childhood dream of becoming a Superhero,all he needs to do is follow his Superhero to-do list and SAVE THE WORLD!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - America, England/Britain
My Butler, Murderer? reviews
It's a quiet day on the Phantomhive estate, until a certain lovable, chainsaw wielding, butler doting grim reaper comes to tell who's name just appeared on the to-die list... THIS IS SAD! & short, I've split it into two-shot. full warnings & rant inside!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.