TheMachinette
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Joined 11-06-11, id: 3405677, Profile Updated: 11-08-11

For an ice breaker, say: "Hey, I wonder who first thought: let's squeeze that cow's tits and see what comes out!" Just one those things to get a conversation going :) (I've often heard someone else respond with: I wonder who thought of eating those white balls that come out of chickens' arses!)

I love writing and I am currently in Year 10, which means I get to do a lot of creative writing exams (YES!!!)

I hope to write incredible stories, and if I don't, please break it to me kindly :)