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![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Academy. hi i'm thirteen my name is Delana (its pronounced like DEE and then lana as in lana lang . sorry i had to put that people kept calling me DEE LANE AH and it started tp piss me off =)) i love vampire academy i want rose and dimitri to be together but i also want adrian to be happy and find someone...just not rose though...'cause lets face it dimitri is better=) i also think he still loves her. but um any way i also love a lot of other books i'm a total book worm. VA is my fav though. sorry about my grammer i'm to lazy right now to do anything about it. i like watching psych. i have eight bros and sisters and the pathetic thing is i'm the youngest of them all. my dad died in 8/18/09. so yeah...thats everything you should know but if you want to talk to me or something just send me a message and i promise i'll reply. so i ramble on from time to time=) If you think Buffy and Angel were meant to be and that everyones who got in their way should suffer horrible torment then copy and paste this on your profile. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.' I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (What was the point of this again?) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. Everything in this room is edible, I'm edible, but that my child is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one! If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this fact, copy and paste this into your profile. Join the Dark Side. We have Cookies And Angel/Angelus. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER. For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. “GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.” It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest. YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME! I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message. Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. "I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!" -Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity- 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! -Things My Mother Taught Me- My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE My mother taught me RELIGION My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL My mother taught me REASON My Mother taught me LOGIC My mother taught me FORESIGHT My mother taught me IRONY My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM My mother taught me about STAMINA My mother taught me about WEATHER My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS THEN?" My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION My mother taught me about ENVY! My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION My Mother taught me about RECEIVING My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD My Mother taught me ESP My Mother taught me HUMOR My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT My Mother taught me about SEX My Mother taught me about GENETICS My Mother taught me about my ROOTS My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE And my all time favorite... My Mother taught me about JUSTICE YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Technically, I haven’t had English 101…that is unless you don’t count my AP English III) (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ") (Not Twilight. I have the tendency to quote Harry Potter) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. The last three Harry Potter books…finished those in a day each.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human. You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book. You Know You Live in 2010 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6. 15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. WHAT I LOOK FOR IN GUY- Dimitri lover 64 sweet, honest, cute, strong, loyal, sense of humor, caring. Things to do in an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU! -if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this -if vampires are real, post it -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this -If you want Rose and Dimitri to end up together in Last Sacrifice copy -If you want Adrian to be happy and end up with someone other than Rose post this -If you think all the Vampire Academy books are amazing post this Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot: 1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die. 2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie. 3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably? 4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex. 5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep) Repost if you agree to at least three statements. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love |
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