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hi i'm thirteen my name is Delana (its pronounced like DEE and then lana as in lana lang . sorry i had to put that people kept calling me DEE LANE AH and it started tp piss me off =)) i love vampire academy i want rose and dimitri to be together but i also want adrian to be happy and find someone...just not rose though...'cause lets face it dimitri is better=) i also think he still loves her. but um any way i also love a lot of other books i'm a total book worm. VA is my fav though. sorry about my grammer i'm to lazy right now to do anything about it. i like watching psych. i have eight bros and sisters and the pathetic thing is i'm the youngest of them all. my dad died in 8/18/09. so yeah...thats everything you should know but if you want to talk to me or something just send me a message and i promise i'll reply. so i ramble on from time to time=)

If you think Buffy and Angel were meant to be and that everyones who got in their way should suffer horrible torment then copy and paste this on your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friend will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (What was the point of this again?)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile.

Everything in this room is edible, I'm edible, but that my child is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

Join the Dark Side. We have Cookies And Angel/Angelus.
Well I don't kno- Oh My God did you just say Angel/Angelus?!

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER.

For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest.

YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

"I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!"

-Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity-

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

-Things My Mother Taught Me-

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

My mother taught me REASON
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen

THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times--Don't
exaggerate!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY!
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX
"How do you THINK you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite...

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Technically, I haven’t had English 101…that is unless you don’t count my AP English III)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ") (Not Twilight. I have the tendency to quote Harry Potter)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. The last three Harry Potter books…finished those in a day each.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

You Know You Live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

WHAT I LOOK FOR IN GUY- Dimitri lover 64

sweet, honest, cute, strong, loyal, sense of humor, caring.

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34) Tell people that you can see their aura.
35) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

-if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this

-If you want Rose and Dimitri to end up together in Last Sacrifice copy

-If you want Adrian to be happy and end up with someone other than Rose post this

-If you think all the Vampire Academy books are amazing post this

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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All is Fair in Love and War by DazzleMe1901 reviews
Rose Hathaway, a heart breaker, was always taught to hate her enemy, the Belikov's, that because of them her people r dying. But what happens when she meets a mysterious, and sexy Dimitri Belikov Sorry Im no good wit summaries slightly Occ Rose/Dimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,774 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
You Make Daddy Sick by mygyps17 reviews
Clark and Lana meet Clark's future daughter. Only problem is...Lana apparently isn't the little girl's mother. Bits of Chlollie and Clois. Mostly Jo though.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 194,535 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010
When I said I loved you, I meant forever by BreatheIfYouFindDimitriHot reviews
"If meeting you was fate, there's no way I'm letting you go" i told him, bringing his lips to mine. Rose is a royal Moroi. Dimitri's a dhampir. When they meet, sparks fly. But Abe wants his daughter to be with someone worthy. Someone like Adrian Ivashkov
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Vampire Chat by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Extream randomness and a little OOC never hurt anyone. So why not have a little MSN chat? Slight Christian/Adrian in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Promise Bound by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
What happens if Rose is fast enough and is able to shield Dimitri from the attack in the caves? What if it means she was taken instead? This is the entire fourth book with a twist...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,546 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Can't Ignore by Shadow-Kissed Roza reviews
Dimitri is trying to deny his feelings towards Rose. But when Rose can't do the same what happens when she starts getting a little to close to Adrian. What will Dimitri do when he starts to get jealous? Alot more happens so R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
I Am Strong by mtwordsr reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! Katniss and Peeta explain to their daughter about everything. They tell her the story, they show her the book, and they share how they can stand it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,553 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Ants in His Pants Glue in His Shoe by mygyps17 reviews
Lois is seven. Clark is six. And they're both in the first grade...together. Definitely AU.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
After Mockingjay by jade1118 reviews
So after, when he whispers "So you love me. Real or not real?" I tell him, "Real." An expansion of that one page in Mockingjay
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
You've made your bed, now lie in it by Dimka's chick reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer and left Rose. But 6 months later Rose and the gang go visit them for the Holidays, Dimitri wants her back, but will she take him back or make him suffer first? Lots of jealousy and payback. This is a Rose and Dimitri story. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,287 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Last Sacrifice by twitter23 reviews
Rose, has her life on the line. Her heart between her current love and her first love. What happens when she has to find Lissa's brother or sister and find the real murder of Queen Titania? Will she do it or die trying? Better story, pinky promise.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
if i don't go crazy tonight by andthenshesaid reviews
Because the story of Finnick Odair and Annie Cresta isn't one of star crossed lovers or childhood friends, just a boy falling in love with a girl, only more complicated than that.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Confessions of a lovesick jock by Romanov289 reviews
AU. Peeta Mellark is the popular jock who is in love with Katniss Everdeen. Can he win the girl of his dreams?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Being In Love With My Guardian Is Crap by IHeartVA reviews
*ON HOLD* Rose is a Moroi student who will soon be transfering into the exclusive St. Vladimir's Academy, where sexy Dimitri Belikov will be her guardian. What forms of drama will unfold between these two? Is it really love in the making?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
Vampire Academy Chatroom by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
Yes, it's another chatroom! This is my first Fanfiction... Somehow, I already know I stink at summaries! Well Pretty much rose, Lissa, Dimitri, Adrian, and Christian are in a chat room, plus any other characters that decide to pop in!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Five Slips by Utterly Fractured reviews
Peeta's side of the Hunger Games story chapter by chapter.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Last Sacrifice Their Choice by AwesomeAssassin reviews
*SPOLIERS*** Rose is trying to be happy again. But with the echoing voices of her past playing in her head, how could she possibly? "write a book I'll definetly buy it..." "for a minute acctally thought this was the the last sacrafice!" R&R Dim&Roz 4evar!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,154 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Back Home by Japanese and Chocolate reviews
Some interesting conversations with his family lead Dimitri to re-evaluate his actions towards Rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Yeva B. - Complete
My vampire academy msn by Jazzy-Jazmina reviews
yeah we did this out of boredom so it's really retarded but that's just what we think you read and see what happens when we get bored and have a sierra lol. We own nithing although we wish we did own dimitri lol the twins and the evil culprit sierra.V-V
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Gesture of Love by RoxisAngel reviews
Can stealing be considered a gesture of love? Dimitri thinks so.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Olena B. - Complete
Almanzo's Revenge by daffywriter reviews
Almanzo accidentally gets Laura sick and wants to make it up to her.
Little House on the Prairie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Almanzo W./Manly, Laura I. W./Half-Pint - Complete
War of the pranks reviews
It's April fools day and everyone is pranking each other and even after April fools day the pranks continue. Please read it's my first story it's not done yet but please read i suck at summaries it's gonna be rated m for some swearing. *SPOILERS*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010