Name's Calliope Ariel (WTF?!) I'm not old or young (u gotta figure it out) I've got grey eyes and red hair (I know wierd. Blame the genes.) Favorite books: Mercy Thompson series, Shifter series, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson series, Vampire Academy, Virals, Gifted, The Studies series Favorite movies: Avatar, Transformer, Pirates of the Caribbean Favorite shows: Bones, NCIS, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Charmed, Fairly Legal, House MD Funny thingies: -My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. -One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said, "Where ?" -I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" -While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." -S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand -One bright morning... in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too! -I thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much -It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. -A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening. -A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -Being stupid is its own reward -Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. -I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. -Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. -With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. -I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. -If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! -The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. -Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. -I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them. -The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. -Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn. -If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing -When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him -You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous. -An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. -Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river. -I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly! -They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead. -A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Never insult anyone by accident. -Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. -To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury. -I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me. -All guys hate the words DONT and STOP unless their put together. -Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. -A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid” -Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue? -I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder. -I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing. -You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free. -I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am. -The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. -If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! -My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems. -You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep. -its only funny until someone gets hurt. ….. Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS! -I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. -A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many. -If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you. -I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. -I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later! -The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it -If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do. -I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory. -Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film. -When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs. -I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it! -its not easy to argue with yourself… YES IT IS No its not! SHUT UP! make me stupid….. im done NOW MY TURN when life gives you lemons make lemonade. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE! i wanted a freakin cookie! -I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder.. -Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid.. -I used to think I was stupid, then I met you… -You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted.. -You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law. -I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied I swear to Drunk, I’m not God! -I once thought I was wrong, but i was mistaken. -Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!! -Second is the first loser. -You can lie to me, You can lie to the court, hell…. You can even lie in front of my car! -Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright. -Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? -Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? -Don’t look at me in that tone of voice! -Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb. -People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. -Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma? -When your mom dropped you off at the school , she got a ticket for littering. -You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face. -Mirrors can’t talk and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either. -It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else. -If i say something that offends you, let me know so i can do it again later. -Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face. -Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. My name is Sarah and I am but three, My eyes are swollen shut and I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, Why else would daddy be so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me, I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up all the day long, When I awake I'm all alone, The house is dark my folks aren't home, When my mummy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight, Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is home from Charlie's Bar, I hear him curse my name he calls, I press myself against the wall, I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm just so scared I start to cry, He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault he suffers at work, He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door, He's already locked it and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall, I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream but its now much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me. 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