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Joined 07-11-10, id: 2442733, Profile Updated: 07-25-10

Hello, and I commend your braveness in venturing over to my profile. Well done. It was heavily warded and only the truest of Harry Potter fans can get through.

Alas, here you are.

So, welcome to the highly conceited page where I randomly babble about myself.

Rather than babbling, I shall make you a list.

(I am rather fond of lists.)

Name:

Grace

Age:

Not Applicable, I am Immortal

Hometown:

Nomad.

Current location:

Michigan

Next week:

Who knows?

Likes:

Coffee - 1 part coffee to eighty five parts sugar

Lemons (FanFiction AND the fruit)

My Dog

My feet

Dislikes:

Snobs

Fleas

Dandruff (ew...)

People who neglect to update

People who think they can sing and CANNOT

Frizzy hair

People who mess up their makeup

People who wear plaid AND stripes at the same time

My Thighs

My Elbows

My Scars

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Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Even Death by karahollymorgan reviews
Hermione looks back on her interactions with Severus. Rated M for language at the start
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Onyx Raven by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
It was just after sixth year when Hermione Granger died. When she did, Onyx Raven was born. Without her friends knowing she's alive and nothing else to live for, Hermione goes undercover. Does this former bookworm have it in her to be a Slytherin? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5342 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Version of FLF by babealltheway reviews
Alas, this story is finally complete, hope you enjoy. This is a Babe story - This is not mean toward Joe, but he doesn't get the girl. Keep reviewing, but be sweet, be kind!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,330 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Joys of Womanhood by Karren reviews
Steph Newly married to Ranger has her first period with him as her husband and with the Merry Men. Will they be able to handle a very emotional woman? Can Ranger help his new wife?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet by Molly Raesly reviews
James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,097 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete