![]() Author has written 13 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Nikita, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Hunger Games, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Me, My name is Akira (No, i am NOT Japanese, but i swear my parents were high when they named me), but call me Lily (GO HARRY POTTER!!!!) I am a girl. My motto (DO NOT COPY): Sisters, not by blood, nor bone, no born, but sisters still by choice. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile: „ºø„„øº„øº (Put this on your page if u like music) Put this in your profile Mission Impossible Quote (DO NOT COPY!!!) Benji: There's an easy way to remember it. Blue is glue... Ethan: And red? Benji:...dead. Someone once asked me "Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?" I said "ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! HOW CAN YOU BE EITHER? HOW CAN YOU NOT BE TEAM FINNICK?!?!?!" 'Merry Christmas!' "Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione. "--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet." "So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-" I'm Black and forever will be... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will choose the hot boy at the party instead of looking after the incredibly drunk you. BEST FRIENDS: Will choose you and be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(we both are!;] (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now) Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on! 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!) The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. anyone can make you smile. anyone can make you cry. but it takes someone special to make you laugh with tears in your eyes. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate! There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. Obviously you who which category I fall in to! They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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