Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Pokémon. The Copy and Paste stuff: 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, MafiaMello If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile. To answer some of life's unanswered questions, Q: What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? A: The good luck and the bac luck cancel eachother out and you live averagely ever after. Q: If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why is there a song about him? A: Because someone wanted everyone to know that no one cares. Q: When someone asks you one thing that you would want most on a deserted island, how come no one ever says 'A BOAT'? A: Because everyone is stupid. Noone Ever is the only smart person. Q: If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? A: You could call it anything you want. Q: Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: 'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness'? A: Because some people *stares at SlytherclawHP* don't pay attension to what pills they buy. Q: Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. A: Imaginary rabbits do. Q: What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? A: The cat gets 14 years of bad luck and gets hit by a car on the last day. Q: If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? A: You see your evil reflection. Q: Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars? Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? A: Long ago peanut butter was made out of the pygmy squirrel's toe fungus. Now its made with nuts. yes, some people are stupid. |
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