A short parody that I wrote for a friend. Edward The fairy with zombie sperm aka as Eddinstein Bella Rubella the simple daughter of a man from Storks. Eddinstein teaches Rubella about the birds and bees and they bring the "antichrist" into the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete