
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Maximum Ride.
Initials: M.A
Species: Half-blood (daughter of Hermes ;D)
Favorite Series: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles and Books of Umber.
Favorite Stories: Anything on Wattpad and Figment. :3
Couples I Ship
FangxMax (FAX)
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley (ScoRose)
Ron and Hermione (Sorry, I don't like Draco and 'Mione)
Percy and Annabeth (Percebeth)
Peeta and Katniss (PeeNiss xD )
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Well, duh!)
On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Umm... it's a bit too late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought it would be cold?? No!!!)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash! Duh!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta? P.S. Why would we open the packet when we don't wanna eat nuts?)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?! P.S. how do you put on a fork?)
On a can of bug spray:
“Harmful to bees”.
(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)
On a life-saving device:
“This is not a life-saving device”.
(note to self, don't buy from this company)
On a TV remote control:
“Not dish washer safe”.
(oopsy daisy!)
A New Zealand insect spray
"Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)
A Television Owner’s Manual
"Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)
A VCR box says
"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray
"May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(yeah that helps me soooo much)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard
"Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)
A cartridge for a laser printer
"Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)
A computer mouse
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)
A container of underarm deodorant
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
(wouldn't dream of it)
A dishwasher carries this warning
"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)
A popular manufactured fireplace log
"Caution - Risk of Fire."
(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time... Isn't that what we bought the log for?)
A rubber ball toy
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(thats what the label says people)
A sharpening stone
"Knives are sharp."
(oh really?)
A snowblower warns
"Do not use snowblower on roof."
(How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)
A baby stroller
"Remove child before folding."
(shoot, thats another mistake)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(awww... i lost the bet...)
An electric router made for carpenters
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
"Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(isn't that the point?)
A rock garden
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(may?!?! WILL people WILL)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack
"Remove plastic before eating."
(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...)
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I dont do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one at our school who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (Well, kinda. We had to dissect a beaver once.)
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.
Boys friend: hey he likes you, you want to go out ?
Girl: Uhm.. no.. Sorry.
8th grade:Boy: I like her and I want her to know.. will you tell her?
Boy's friend: Sure.
A few minutes later*
Boy's friend: He likes you and he wants to go out with you..
Girl: No, I like someone else.
That summer:
Boy: I like her and I want to tell her.
A few minutes later*
Boy: I like you and I want to go out with you.
Girl: No, I just want to be friends.
Few days later:
Girl: He likes me but I don't like him.
Girl's friends: I don't think he will bother you again.. I dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
Girl: Okay.
The next day:
Boy: I really like you will you please go out with me..?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: What?!?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: YES!
Girl starts to fall for the boy
Exactly one month later:
Girls friend: I think its time you break up.
Girl: Okay.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi.
Boy: Hows it going?
Girl: It's fine.
Boy: Whats wrong?
Girl: I think we should break up..
Boy: What..?
Girl: We should break up.
Boy: Why..?
Girl: It's just.. we never see eachother anymore..
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I've never met your family..
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
Boy: I wish I could change that.
Girl: I'm sorry.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I have to go.
Boy: Thanks for trying..
The next day:
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I'm sorry..
Boy: No, I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
Girl: Okay.
Freshman year:
Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. I have since we first started dating, but I can't tell him; I can't tell anybody.
Sophmore year:
Boy: (has a new girlfriend)
Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. I still do... but I can't tell him, I can't tell anybody.
Junior year:
Boy: (him and his girlfriend break up)
Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
Boy: I'm sorry, I like someone else.
Girl: (runs away crying)The next day:
Boy: (finds a note in his locker)
Note: I told you I like you, but I was wrong.
I ment I love you, but you don't love me.
I wish I could change that.
I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade.
I really didn't want to.
I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now.
By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support.
I just needed to tell you before I go; I love you.
Don't forget that.
Boy: (stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall, he went to her house, but she wasn't home)
The next day:
Boy: (goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see)
Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
Boy: She's better?
Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
The next day:
At her Funeral,
Boy: (asks to speak)
Boy: A few days ago I received a note from her.
(he reads the note) and I wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, I love her.
I've loved her for a long time and there is nothing I can do now.
Nothing.
All I can say is I love you and now your gone.. I wish I could change that.
Boy: (starts crying and so does everyone else)
The boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with the girl he really loved. He was 28. Repost or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
Repost and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight. Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all
serious diseases including cancer..Repost for all of the people who fear death is at their door step; waiting to get them.
MY QUOTES
I'd love to shut up but my mouth said no. And no means no. :D
Our strong bond is like a wizard to it's wand. We're meant to be with each other. ;D
Everyone is like "OMG ONE DIRECTIONNNN!!!