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Joined 12-25-12, id: 4437817, Profile Updated: 01-01-13

Name:Kyle Takanashi

Age:15

Birthday:December 31

Gender:Male

Country:North America; Garden Grove, Orange, Cali

Likes:Anime/Manga, Art, Neko girls. Tsundere or Deredere girls, Japanese culture, Gakuran, and cake.

Dislikes:... None, really.

About Me:Well, I guess you could say I'm emo... Hence the pen name. I'm half Japanse, my mother's side, and the other half is whatever you want it to be. I currently live with my aunt, my mom and dad are divorced. I DO cut myself, however I only do it when I'm in a bad mood, or something happened. although I'm emo, I'm not really a depressing kind of person. I DO smile, I DO laugh, I DO talk, etc. I read manga, watch anime, draw it, etc. I don't have a favorite food or anything, but if I had to pick, it'd be either spaghetti, or lasagna. I've recently moved to Garden Grove, and I attend Pacifica High School. I don't know what to really say about myself, but maybe if we become friends... Er... No... You'd actually have to get on my really good side is what I mean, then you'll learn more about me.


I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.



I don't really write stories, but review, fav, and alert them and authors. If you DO happen to see any of my own stories, expect grammar that isn't very good, but I'll try my best. Also, PM me if you have anything to say to me. And no, I'm not mean unless I have to be.

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More Than No Good by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…
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Mafia Row by Phantom Hitman 1412 reviews
Welcome to Mafia Row, where normal criminals fear to tread. When the Strongest and Highest Ranked House get a new addition, why does it seem as if the mood has lightened? Parental!Arcobaleno now including Bermuda. Involves nearly every Mafia Family too.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 377,414 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno
Wonderland High: The Academy for Blades and Guns by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Alice enters a highschool where everyone can magically summon a weapon and fighting is necessary. Being the only one without a weapon to call her own, how will she survive? Plus, everyone seems to hate her, like THAT helps! More summary inside! Alice&All
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice L.
Daisuki Papa! by suzubell-chan reviews
When Alice finds several little girls, she can't help but take them in. How is Alice gonna react when she finds out not only that they're from the future, but also each one has a Roleholder for a father and a Foreigner for a mother! Sorry if summary sucks
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,267 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Alice L.
Raising a Family by SkyGem reviews
What if the Vongola wasn't the old, powerful, and influential Famiglia we all know it to be? What if, instead, it was a young, barely known Famiglia still in its first generation? At the age of...Full summary inside. First gen parents/tenth gen children. DISCONTINUED. Please read the revamp: Story of Our Lives.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 102,447 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
Meeting The 10th Generation by mangaanime15 reviews
Giotto makes a wish. He wants to meet the future generation of Vongola. He gets his wish. Unfortunately, the future generation gives him uneasy feeling especially their boss.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,678 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Run, Mickey, Run! by Exagie reviews
What does Gowland do when he can't get his kids to leave him alone? Send them to Disney World! Of course, as these teens gain rivals and allies at the resort, it's not the teens in danger, but the park! AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,488 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alice L., Peter W.
Inevitable by pisces-royalty reviews
She was a prisoner, confined behind crumbling stones. He was just a guard, charged with nothing but to watch over a tower. Their paths were never meant to cross, but once they did, their fate was only inevitable. DISCONTINUED.
Gosick/ゴシック - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kazuya K., Victorique B.
Fighting Destiny by pisces-royalty reviews
Now twenty, Victorique and Kujo are about to deal with the Second Storm. But, when Victorique gets a letter from Japan bearing tragic news, how will she cope? AU.
Gosick/ゴシック - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Victorique B., Kazuya K. - Complete
Alice in the Country of Kids by Fate Pwns You reviews
At a visit to the circus, the Jokers decide they want Alice to take a trip back into her childhood. The ending result happens to throw Alice back in the country, where all the role holders are kids! Sequel to Childhood Wonder Full Sum inside
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,299 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Alice L. - Complete
The Carnal Desires of Victorique, Avril and Kujo by DJ Blonde reviews
Victorique is developing feelings for Kujo; but her emotions defy her intellectual logic. To make things worse, that pretty girl Avril is making moves on Kujo. Now they are all going to be spending summer together. Is this an opportunity or a nightmare?
Gosick/ゴシック - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Victorique B., Kazuya K.
Childhood Wonder by Fate Pwns You reviews
What happens when Alice in a klutzy moment ends up hurting herself? And in this moment she hits her head, hereby expelling her thoughts to that of 5 year old temporarily. Let’s see how everyone in Wonderland reacts shall we? AliceXEveryone
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