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Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9434 - Favs: 13,324 - Follows: 12,546 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Unwelcome Discovery by V-rcingetorix reviews
Humanity discovered the Ruins over Forty years earlier than they should have. After the First Contact War, they have earned the respect of the galaxy and are respected as equals. But Shepard, survivor of Mindoir, stumbles onto a secret spanning through the millenia, and now the Powers want to control his discovery. Alternate Universe, see Early Discovery for the Backstory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 253,450 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Garrus V., Ashley W., Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto. NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 266,375 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
The Mercenary by Raphael Fitchburne reviews
Naruto wakes up in an unfamiliar place after a tragic fight with Sasuke. While coming to terms with his present situation, he meets the Shodai Hokage, Senju Hashirama. Hashirama tells him everything. Seeing it as the road to the future his father has entrusted him, he promises to help Hashirama reach his ultimate goal: kill Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Harem (Warning: Full of OCs)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 346,532 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6519 - Favs: 10,407 - Follows: 9,523 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inter Nos by ethnewinter reviews
AU & OoC Disclaimer: Mai-Hime/Otome characters belong to Sunrise. The Mai-Hime/-Otome characters in a universe fashioned after the world of Ancient Rome.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,209,905 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Asclepius Abides by wyles77 reviews
"To be a ship's medic is to be doctor, priest, teacher, and parent to your crewmates. You're the one who's supposed to fix everything, the one they scream for in agony, the only one upon whose shoulder it is permissible to cry. They willingly bare their souls to you. And that sacred trust is how I endure." Karin Chakwas reflects on her time aboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,036 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] Dr. Chakwas
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 201,359 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goddess Bless the Queen by sigmalied reviews
A series of ominous incidents brings Councilor Tevos and Aria T'Loak back into surreptitious collaboration. Old attractions resurface as they work to preserve their seats of power in the galaxy. Meanwhile, Liselle braves the cruelty of the underworld to help defend her mother's syndicate against an enigmatic threat. She uncovers Omega's darkest secrets—and many of Aria's as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 452,279 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] Liselle
An Apostate's Abominable Guide to Kirkwall by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
Kazar Surana had thought he'd escaped Templars, Warden duties, and all the drama that came with being a partial abomination when he'd fled Ferelden. He was even finding something close to peace among the Dalish. Then, Hawke happened. (A sequel to All Roads Lead to Denerim)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,235 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Surana, Hawke (F), Merrill
Broken by Sirrocco reviews
Trauma fragments the ability to make meaning-fracturing memory, time and narrative. Yet it also clears space for new possibilities to emerge. When traumatic events shatter the lives of young Rachel Shepard and young Liara T'Soni, they struggle to pick up the pieces in time to achieve victory amidst all that is broken.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 278,255 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Benezia, Aethyta
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 6102 - Favs: 9,201 - Follows: 8,021 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Jump Drive by oncoming-traffic reviews
Was it too much to expect to have a simple life after all they had gone through? Divided, alone, afraid. When the biggest threat fully reveals itself, where will the HiME be? Post-Carnival, with a bit of a twist.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,710 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Natsuki K., Shizuru F.] Mai T.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect Trilogy : Pieces Old And New by ObsG reviews
The Reapers are gone but their legacy remained. The Indoctrinated will continue to serve even with their masters gone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 512,297 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Hannah S. - Complete
Monsoon by Sombereyes reviews
The rain doesn't always summon despondency at every turn. It can be bittersweet, binding together the rifts of the past in ways that no one thought possible. Lovers look back to what started it all, they reflect that even the hardest of times can form the fondest of memories. -Triad pairing within-
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,144 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Natsuki K., Shizuru F., Mai T.] - Complete
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The scars i bear by LisaStriker reviews
Shizuru has known Natsuki for a long time. They're close and have always been. But one day she stumbles upon Natsuki's secret and everything starts to change. Natsuki with her lone wolf complex and all the walls she has set up around herself to shield her from other people are thorns in Shizuru's side. #Warning for Angst.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,613 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Renascence by Twisted Eternal Wolvetta reviews
Awoken from a year long coma, baffled and weak, Natsuki's world was turned upside down with the changes the world had taken in her leave. Will she regain her memories and become the Gakuenchou she was famous for, or develop into a different person entirely? (Collaboration with: Harmonium-Kruger).
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 262,485 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Natsuki K., Shizuru F.]
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Perfection: Overrated by Sombereyes reviews
A perfect world isn't so perfect, and one man is finally going to turn the tables. With the help of specialized divisions, friends, and his own brand of justice, will he take out the corrupted system once and for all, or fail, just like those before him? A clash of several anime inside awaits. Shiz/Nat, Nao/Revy, Shino/Yayoi, Tsunemori/Ginoza, Balalaika/Jean, and many others.
Crossover - Mai HiME & Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F., Akane T., N. Ginoza
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Aria of a Fallen Star by guubear reviews
[Crossover] What exactly is the true nature of the Hime Star? Why must the Himes fight each other? What does it mean that the winner could wield the power to shape the fate of the world? Yes, I'm still alive. Muse-chan is a harsh mistress... Not the face!
Crossover - Mai HiME & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Shizuru F., Natsuki K.] [Nanoha T., Fate T.]
The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast by PMC65 reviews
The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 505,512 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Addiction by Zkname reviews
You ever wonder what would happen if Naruto became addicted to Kyuubi's chakra, similair to how others get addicted to crack and heroin? Well this is that what if... Dark Naruto... Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,681 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Messiness of Life by Victoria G reviews
Every person has a breaking point that once reached, begins the inevitable descent toward devastation or beauty...in the rarest of cases, both. Fujino Shizuru happened to encounter hers on a bus. (Shizuru-centric AU, eventually ShizNat)
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 257,214 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Show and Tell by J. Peterson reviews
A ShizNat story beginning with a video camera, a little girl and a lot of fluff. Cavity alert?
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/2/2009 - [Natsuki K., Shizuru F.] [Mai T., Reito K.]
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11211 - Favs: 14,826 - Follows: 9,954 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Confidentiality by sigmalied reviews
When the former asari councilor passes away, Tevos is elected to succeed the position. The rising Aria T'Loak immediately uses this shift in politics as an opportunity to illegally expand her enterprises into asari space, leaving the Council and the matriarchs to either negotiate or risk a war with Omega and its Terminus allies. Set about 150 years before the trilogy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,438 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] - Complete
Spiral Heart by D-Sparil reviews
The fate of Karin following her arrival in Konoha and how her life might just change the entire Ninja world. A romance story between Naruto and Karin, as well as a few other pairings. You have to read to see the others!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,812 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Roller Coaster by Sik1 reviews
Fresh out of college, Natsuki lands the job of her life. What's left to do but to celebrate? Nurse the hangover of a lifetime. AU, some Language.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,008 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 6,471 - Follows: 5,075 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Forces of Evolution by sigmalied reviews
Even after the defeat of the Reapers, the forces of evolution continue to manifest in every area of normal life in subtle yet magnificent ways; from the cooperation of organisms in their perpetual quest to survive, to the most basic laws of heredity and reproductive instincts. Epilogue to the trilogy, FemShep/Liara pairing.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Cold by sol113 reviews
Naruto/Samui pairing. A drama/humour/kinda romance involving a very different meeting between Naruto and Team Samui. AU from Manga chapter 452 onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,809 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 5,657 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ginga Nagareboshi Natsuki by FearTheFluff reviews
Blood had a very nice taste and smell but she, Natsuki soon discovered, exceeded the red liquid in both.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,957 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K.
Unity by Awska reviews
Victory is only the beginning. Shepard and Liara, their friends, families, allies, enemies, and the fate of the united galaxy after the end of the Reaper War. Gritty, sciency, often funny or teary, sometimes sexy. …And always hopeful.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 225,583 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F), Kasumi G., Jack
The Rise of Uzumaki Naruko by Dreetje reviews
Naruko finally graduated from the Shinobi Academy and now the secrets of her past are revealed. Under the guidance of her Jounin Sensei Uzuki Yuugao she starts her career as a Kunoichi of Konoha. FemNaruko/FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 217,884 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uzumaki Chronicles: The Swirling Tides by AkashXD reviews
Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,925 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
Nudist? by The Digger reviews
Nudist defenition- a person who prefers not to wear clothes when not needed; a person who doesn't believe in wearing clothes, thus being naked; Naruto? Takes place after finding Tsunade. Adopted from original author frost-bite-killer. *DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
By the Sword by Kirika-sama reviews
Hunted for the slaying of humans and for desertion in the name of a young girl, Teresa of the Faint Smile, greatest Claymore of all, faces off against her most powerful opponent: the second strongest Claymore in demon form.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,577 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Teresa, Clare
Betrayal by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
Naruto grows up with the knowledge to defend himself from all people, with the Kyuubi as his sensei we'll see just how far he can go in his journey. but on the way he gets betrayed by someone he should have known was going to do it eventually NaruHaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 197,867 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
My house's Jibakurei by papapapuffyAY reviews
Jibakurei is a ghost that is bound to a certain place. AU Oocness and some Hetro stuff
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Naruto Jinchūriki Unbound by blackcake reviews
What happens when Naruto gains all the power of the Kyuubi. Will he succumb to his new power or be saved from a dark fate? Warning : Rape/Lemons/Violence included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Seeking Solace by Sukaretto Yuki reviews
Meet Shinobu. The younger sister of Itachi and Sasuke. Abandoned, guarded and quiet after years of carrying the burden of knowing she was unwanted. Now she's entering the academy, and she's not the only one who's alone. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 159,737 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11125 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Force Unleashed by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
During a mob attack, Naruto was drawn into the seal and met Kyuubi, who offered him a bloodline limit that allowed him to tap into a long forgotten power known as the Force. What will he do with this power, read to find out. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,412 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dysfunctional Family by Addster reviews
"My husband and son make me want to drink." Tsunade grumbles as she pulls her largest bottle of sake from her drawer. Naruto's explanation of his family. Somewhat following the story line of Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Cramoisi by 7rabbits reviews
Paris in between 19th and 20th century. Cramoisi is not your average house of prostitution. It's house of the most elite courtesans, Viola being the Lady of the Cramoisi. And it was fate that Natsuki found herself sold to this exotic house. ShizNat
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K.
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Azure Cat, Crimson Fox by Darth Malleus reviews
What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,285 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Great Sage Naruto by Thousandson reviews
This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 457,860 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Divergence by Aotsfan reviews
What if the Kazekage wasn't apart of Orochimaru's plan at the Chuunin Exam? How will this affect the lives of those involved? Read and Find out. Rated for safety. Naruto trains for the finals while Temari tries to force him out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,409 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Village of Chakra by Killapanda666 reviews
Naruto meets the fox a few days short of his 7th birthday. With her influence Naruto grows to near impossible levels of power and become feared by everyone as the mysterious leader of the Village of Chakra. Naruto x Fem Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,698 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sōshin Rensa by Trace Reading reviews
Senju, Uchiha, Uzumaki. The ability to control demons split between three clans, lost to time but for a scant few. Legends made and destroyed by history. An untitled story, retold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,379 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
More The Merrier by Razamataz22 reviews
Part 2: Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Hanabi are all chasing a chance to be on Naruto's team. What dirty tactics will these girls pull. Who will get this golden oppurtunity, or will any of them? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,238 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
DogEared Fox Demon (Discontinued) by NeoNazo356 reviews
Adopted by Korog the Oversoul.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,696 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Whirlpool of Love by TheRoadrunner reviews
Naruto decided that Kushina is the only one for him. She tries to withstand the temptation, but for how long? Strict Naruto x Kushina - Rated M for lemon & gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,803 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Karma's Web by Copper Clouds reviews
In a world where a nukenin lived and Karma is... unkind, things go astray. Most ninja pray that Karma never has anything to do with them. Ever. Naruto finds out why early in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 513,004 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Crimson Wind Red Dream by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when Naruto finds a legendary sword hidden away by ancient entities? how will his life change? Read and Find out! Now Naruharem with a small Harem to fit personal interaction between the girls and Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,531 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Elementary by LightningHunter reviews
AU. Use brains, not brawn. Observation and deduction is how you stay ahead. Go further than anyone on the path of ninja or to leave it completely. To build yourself a name even when bereft of a village. Naruto is based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Giving In by centauri2002 reviews
Shiznat, lemon, mature themes Intended to be a series of smutfics. Some chapters may have semblance of plot. Set soon after The Carnival. Contains scenes of a sexual nature... you have been warned.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,057 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 6,492 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Advent Against Time by Matdeception reviews
An obsession born from guilt, a cursed child just trying to make the best of eternity, and an Uchiha surprise... sounds like a story if you ask me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,737 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete