An Preson Peepul
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Author has written 13 stories for Team Fortress 2, Undertale, Transformers/Beast Wars, Steven Universe, A Hat in Time, Darkest Dungeon, and Super Smash Brothers.

I am a sentient group of cells that likes to believe I'm competent at writing.

I write random things in my spare time (which I seem to have an excess of). When I'm not writing I'm fumbling around some game engine. When I'm not doing that I'm reading. When I'm not doing that I'm probably playing some video game. When I'm not doing any of those, then I'm wasting my time watching dumb videos on Youtube. And if for some godforsaken reason I have nothing to do at all, I'm probably staring at a ceiling or wall, trying to think of a story (but since I'm lazy, I probably won't write it down until a week later).

I also dislike Teletubbies. (Then, again, who doesn't?) That is all you need to know about me.

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Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,315 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 14h - Published: 2/28 - Jaune A.
Autobots Rising by AstonMartinLover reviews
As conflict spreads between the autobots and increasingly radical decepticons, Orion Pax and a team of autobots work to shut down former ally Megatron. But in order for Orion to lead his autobots to victory, he must become something more. Sequel to Decepticons Rising, but can work as a stand-alone story. Inspired by IDW's Autocracy. Cover art by the fantastic ThemSoundWaves
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 73,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 2/24 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Megatron
Siblings by ponystoriesandothers reviews
Having an S-Class hero as your older brother is not easy, and no one knows that better than Zenko. Everything from shopping to being outright kidnapped can happen. However, despite all the chaos, Zenko and her older brother always manage to pull through. One-shots! Mostly unrelated.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/13 - OC, Metal bat
Transference by Misgel reviews
Darkmount has fallen, but the battle is far from over. Jack and Miko are still in the brutal clutches of the Decepticons, and Raf has yet to master the power of a Prime. As the Civil War reaches its breaking point, loyalties will be tested. And an ancient species will rise... Sequel to Metempsychosis! Coauthored with Rian Moeru!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,599 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/13 - Megatron, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
The Strongest Hero by The Lone Lobster reviews
What if Saitama was actually praised and acknowledged for his feats instead of always taking the brunt of mob mentality and credit stealing? Come and take a gander at this tale which seeks to answer such a question all the while at Saitama's expense!...What you didn't HONESTLY think he was gonna have it any easier did you?
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 247,131 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Saitama, Genos, Tatsumaki, King
Opal, Sapphire, Ruby, and STEVEN! - Twists and Turns by iamconstantine reviews
Steven's world has been tossed upside-down. All at once, he's facing new enemies, new dangers, and decisions he never thought he'd have to make. But there may be some new friends along the way, even in the most unlikely places. Plus, he still has the Crystal Gems and his best friend Connie by his side. Hopefully, they come out in one piece.-Sequel to OSRAS. osrasaskblog on Tumblr!
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 220,608 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Steven U., Opal, Ruby, Sapphire
Golden Universe by squish13 reviews
A gem stranded on Earth, a young rocker who never saw Rose Quartz at his Beach City gig. How can Greg Universe convince this proud Diamond to appreciate this planet and maybe more? (Cover by Weirdkid20)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Greg U., Yellow Diamond] Yellow Pearl
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12370 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Decepticons Rising by AstonMartinLover reviews
Years before the Civil War, Cybertron is in the grip of a corrupt and tyrannical Prime, and Megatron, the miner, assembles a brutal and ruthless army to fight back against all who have oppressed his home-world. Based on the IDWverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/16/2017 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Golden Universe Gaiden by squish13 reviews
Side stories to the Yellow Diamond/Greg Universe origin fic. (Cover by Weirdkid20)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/9/2017 - [Yellow Diamond, Greg U.] Steven U., Yellow Pearl
Metempsychosis by Misgel reviews
The Decepticons changed the rules when they used Jack, Miko, and Raf to steal the Omega Keys. Only when the Omega Lock's destruction has horrible consequences, it will change the entire war... Coauthored with Rian Moeru!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,364 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Megatron, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Weiss is a Naughty Girl by Mallobaude reviews
Christmas was coming, and Weiss had been a naughty girl all year! She had to do something to ensure that Santa would find her at her new home in Beacon Academy. She had to be nice to her annoying partner. To her ex-terrorist teammate. To her unfairly busty other teammate. And most of all, to the dumb boy who she had been nothing but cruel to since day one... Cover art by Mojojoj.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/1 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Frost Queen by Kenya Starflight reviews
To most of the rest of the universe, Ben Tennyson, wielder of the Omnitrix, is a hero. To a young Necrofriggian hatchling, however, he's something far more... he's a mother.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,353 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Ben T., Max T., Rook - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Down To The River by Burkion reviews
Cinder Fall is one of the top assassins working for the Salem crime syndicate. She is nothing if not a proud woman, especially in herself. She allows herself one indulgence, watching a musician by the name of Jaune Arc from afar. Content with this life of blood and dreams, she receives a rude awakening. Pride, they say, goes before the Fall.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 9/13/2018 - [Cinder F., Jaune A.]
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
GLITCH by RealityItch reviews
Searching for a mysterious substance Arcee and Soundwave get accidently trapped in an old mine. They try to get out while the world starts to be somewhat different for them as they get hit by an unexpected change. Or is it just a glitch? [ATTENTION: The story has been moved and is now part of the DEPTH OF FIELD (chapters 1-3)]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - [Arcee, Soundwave] Laserbeak, Knock Out - Complete
Shorty, Shorty by Just A Random Pencil reviews
"Soundwave, this is a grave matter that must be resolved immediately, for I fear it threatens the whole Decepticon cause. It must never leave this room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Champions of Heart by GrimGrave reviews
Commissioned by A Dusty Old Qrow. Pokémon and people can have their lives brightened when they challenge a powerful opponent with utter devotion - a saying that Cynthia firmly believes in. Little did she know what her battle with Touya would lead to. Rated T for minor violence and romantic themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2018 - [Cynthia/Shirona, Hilbert/Touya] - Complete
Fire Emblem: Eyelander by 2cool4ulonk reviews
As Chrom, Lissa, and Frederick headed to Southtown, they came across a man laying unconscious on the ground. This man was not a black and purple cloaked, white-haired tactician, however. Instead, the man they found was the one and only Black Scottish Cyclops of Teufort. Watch how this absurd take on Awakening plays out with everyone's favorite demolitionist. Rated T for bagpipes.
Crossover - Fire Emblem & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,429 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Chrom, Lissa, Demoman, Merasmus
Zwei-Handlers by Kirjoitabls reviews
Nora is asked to dog-sit Zwei. With Ren busy, Jaune is asked to baby-sit Nora while she dog-sits Zwei. What could possibly go wrong? Certainly not some supernatural, romantic, and completely bonkers adventure that pushes these two-and the dog- to their limits, right? (Third Genre: Adventure)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,601 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Jaune A., Nora V.] Zwei
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 6,781 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dreams and Revelations by Thuiy reviews
Azura has a secret. The ghost of a tactician haunted her dream one night, and now he's talking to her all the time, giving her advice. But why is he here? What is he doing? And how does he know so much? Oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/20/2017 - [Avatar/Robin, Azura] - Complete
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Grief by Cryssy-miu reviews
Distraught over the recent things he's learned of his mother, Steven falls asleep and meets someone that needs just as much help as he does. R&R
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Steven U., Yellow Diamond - Complete
Childcare and Warfare (Tales of an Irate Father of Twelve) by King of Plot Bunnies reviews
When they set up camp in the Carrion Isles, Robin had never expected to find himself confronted with a band of people from the future, let alone the future-children of his close friends. Oh, and there was one other problem as well. They were his, too. ALL of them. "Naga, help me." Naga, help us all. Robin x Gen 1 Women. ChromxMaiden. Superdaddy!Robin
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Morgan, Kjelle, Severa
I Love You: Cordelia's Love Story by LiamReyas reviews
Cordelia grew up learning to be a Pegasus Knight to serve the halidom. As she grows, she battles with what love might really be. Is it time spent with a person? Is it an instant attraction? Or is it simply something that can't be explained? One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Cordelia] [Chrom, Maribelle] - Complete
General Grievous: Prove Your Worth by GeneralPen0412 reviews
Tired of General Grievous' failures and supposed incompetence, Count Dooku gives his supreme commander an ultimatum and one final chance to prove himself to the Separatists. When a chance transmission comes through will it be enough to save the CIS cyborg from certain impending doom or lead to his imminent destruction?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 191,831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - General Grievous - Complete
Tokens by The Erudite reviews
Morgan wants to know more about her mother and father, but they're both such busy people. She has to rely on simple stories they can tell in between the times they're together. For this paticular subject, however, Morgan's patience and persistence know no bounds. Series of RobinxAnna one-shots. Completed.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,886 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Anna] Morgan - Complete
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Brotherhood of Smash reviews
Then there came a day unlike any other when the world's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, they became the Brotherhood of Smash.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 6/15
Black, White, and Everything Between
Greedy, naive, knowing, curious-but never outright evil. They were just unfortunate enough to pick the wrong person to romanticize, to share camaraderie, to inform, and it turned them into servants of the unnamable things. But what if everything shifted just a tiny bit, saving those who would become monsters from their fate, and putting our favorite heroes into the line of fire?
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/11
Diaries of the Fallen Heroes reviews
This is basically a series of diary entries for versions of the heroes in the game which would end up becoming the monsters instead of the bosses we're familiar with.
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 12/15/2018
To Mirror the Broken Glass reviews
Just a Transformers Prime: Shattered Glass story broken up into a series of scattered snippets.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 2/3/2018
The Hat in Time Rewrite reviews
It's a rewrite for A Hat in Time. Not much else to expect. But hopefully it'll be one heck of a fun ride. (Discontinued)
A Hat in Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 2/9 - Hat Kid
Pick Your Universe reviews
Steven has a conversation with himself and himself in a very weird dream.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
Moonshine and Spirits reviews
After her exciting adventures on Earth, Hat Kid has finally returned home. She believed that her business on Earth was finished for good, only to find a stowaway hiding in the engine room.
A Hat in Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Complete
A New Life
Lost. So many lost to the feelingless tendrils of time, to the cold grasp of death. But what if the lost were given a chance at a new life?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Asriel - Complete
The Polar Express
I rewrote the Polar Express and made it into a Team Fortress 2 fanfic because I saw that one animation with the Polar Express in TF2
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,634 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Olivia Mann - Complete
Fusion Confusion reviews
So this is a story based around the gems changing genders whenever they fuse. What does that have to do with anything at all? Actually, to be completely honest I'm not too sure myself. Also this is one of those things that you probably shouldn't take too seriously otherwise you end up going off in a reverse explosion.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
High Standards reviews
The law of mass states that mass can not be created or destroyed. This means any perceived increase of mass must have gained the mass added on from the increase in mass from somewhere else. Matter can't just come from nowhere, it has to be gained from an external source. Bottom line: This is a story in which Team Fortress' Sniper gets his 3 standards from Team Classic's Sniper.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Sniper - Complete
The Yellow Soul reviews
Before Frisk fell into the Underground, there was the Yellow Soul. Follow the 6th human in the Underground while he goes around and murders everyone through the eyes of the more powerful monsters at that time; the members of the Underground's council. OC centric. Rated T because all the main characters get killed.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Complete
The Night Before Smissmas reviews
All was said and done on Smissmas eve. The mercs quiet down, a girl did grieve. High up top emerged a fight. All that has happened this one winter night. Rated T for reasons.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete