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Joined 06-16-11, id: 2996139, Profile Updated: 09-10-11
Author has written 7 stories for Glee.

Hello Gleeks, Potterheads, Starkids, and Klaine Shippers...

welcome to starkids off to pigfart's (previously Beeboyerable's) Profile!!!

PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES!!!

If you're having trouble with fanfiction check out this blog! if you're not, you could be an admin yayay :P pm me at leleakycauldron to apply for admin :)

Guess What??? I GOT A POTTERMORE ACCOUNT!!! PatronusDraconis159 :D (It cost me ten hours sleep, but I think it's worth it)

Most of my stories are Canon, i dont like messing with the brilliance that is HP and Glee :)

(On Other Sites I might be halfblood-princess or bibilu500)

GLEE HARRY POTTER STARKID!!!! That is my L.I.F.E

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I ship...

klaine KLAINE KLAINE KLAINE KLAAAINEEE

Ginny-Harry

Brittana

Finchel

Romione

IF YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE GO EFF YOURSELFF!!!!

Im a teen, I hate school, love to write, sing, skate and HORSEBACK RIDE!


Baby, I love you I never want to let you go The more I think about, The more I want to let you know… That everything you do, Is super f*cking cute And I can’t stand it


Here's my new ideas for stories pm me if you want me to do them :)

1. One Shots about each of the couples during the same event. (Like a trip or tragedy or somthing big)

2. Blaine get's the opportunity to Write a Musical Based on one Harry Potter

3. New Directions meet a Choir from Canada

4. Collections of one-shots about what would happen if one of the characters died... :'( gosh thats sad

5. (KLAINE) a random fluff about Blaine taking Kurt to his Childhood plsce (Already Started)

6. Mercedes Kurt Puck Blaine Brittany and Artie go on a roadtrip around the US and Canada (Looooong Story)

7. A Collection of one shots about random Klaine dates (Posted ch. 1)

8. New Directions party at Dalton

9. Rachel Kurt and Blaine take New York

10. Episodes of Fondue for two :)


This is my tumblr account if ya want to check it out...

this is my youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/user/beeboyerable?feature=mhee

so yeah... im all about HP GLEE AVPM and stuff, im willing to be a beta!!!

OH MY ROWLING!!!

Nothing. hahah u were expecting somthing! ANYWAYYY... ill shut up before I die of Exhaustion... actually i think ill just watch glee ;)

Hope You Enjoy my Stories!!! (AND IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY COMMUNITY GO AHEAD, BY ALL MEANS ;)

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Where appearances are deceptive by hannah15687 reviews
Blaine has been struggeling with a serious eating disorder for too many years. Will his relationship with Kurt, his love and support help Blaine realize that life is, in fact, worth living and that happy endings do exist? R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
What Is It Like To Sleep With The Great Sherlock Holmes? by RainbowZombieApocolypse reviews
In which Detective Inspector Lastrade can't help but ask John the question everyone is dying to know. What is Sherlock like in bed? Rated T for suggested sex. M/M
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Very Glee Musical by Stroppy Poppy reviews
"We are doing another musical week!" Mr Schue announed. Rachel kept muttering Evita in time with Kurt muttering Wicked. But what was written on the board made Kurt and Blaine squeal with joy. 'AVPM' Blaine attending Mckinley and Karofsky hating Potter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Auditioning For Idol! by vicgirl831 reviews
What happens when American Idol hold auditions in Lima? All of the New Directions kids and a few other people try out. Who makes the cut and who dosent.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,391 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Driving Force by Third Person Point of View reviews
FABLE II STORY: Basically follows the storyline of the game. Little Sparrow's life as the 4th Hero. Someone has to be the incentive to continue her dangerous, life-threatening missions. SparrowXO.C. Please read and review.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
Look At Me by SirenSShadow reviews
"You taste like apples" *Rewritten*
City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Lina M., Doon H.
Skin Has Gotten Thicker But It Burns the Same by Kaleidomusings reviews
Kurt Hummel is so used to dealing with his problems by himself, he's forgotten how to let someone help him. Good thing Blaine Anderson is as stubborn as he is. Badboy!Blaine AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Edge of Glory by foraworldundeserving reviews
It started out simple. A few words, carelessly thrown into conversation. Then the explosion came. '"Nothing I am saying appears to be penetrating your skull!" "I think I'll be on my way to find someone better."' Collab with SquirrelzAttack
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,384 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Smooth Blaine by hannah15687 reviews
Sad, funny, awkward and just un-dapper moments in Blaine Anderson's usually so put together life.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Invisible by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Do you know how many gay teenagers get bullied to the point of killing themselves? If I hadn't met Blaine, that would probably be me right now. You'd all probably be at my funeral, if you cared enough to come." Non-canon. Klaine-centric.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Only My Heart Knows by dinosaur-idontcare reviews
When Kurt woke up, he couldn't remember a thing. Then there was Blaine.  Future!Fic, goes AU after Prom Queen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Stretch Marks by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Kurt has stretch marks all over his stomach and thighs. He hates them, so much. He tries really hard to keep it hidden from Blaine. They're making out one day and Blaine really want's to see his boyfriend's perfect body; so he asks him. Kurt freaks out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scared by ohblainers reviews
Kurt's scared after waking up from a bad dream, so he decides to get some warm milk. But Kurt can hear footsteps in his house, even though his family is asleep. So who's in his house? Very fluffy. Boy cuddles.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Winter cuddles by ohblainers reviews
Just a cute little drabble where Blaine is sleepy and doesn't want to get up. Very fluffy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One more cup of Coffee by ohblainers reviews
Blaine has too much coffee one night to finish some homework, which leads to a very immature and excited Warbler. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Puppy for a boyfriend by ohblainers reviews
Just a short little drabble in which Blaine tackle-hugs Kurt, and just generally acts like a puppy. Fluff. Wevid bromance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Kurt Hummel Has Coffee With Himself by QueenoftheClumsyDorks reviews
Kurt Hummel still isn't 100% certain how he came to be sitting at the Lima Bean while looking across the table at his younger self. In fact, the only thing Kurt Hummel is certain of is that he's glad he doesn't have to wear that Cheerios uniform anymore.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Roadtrip of a Lifetime by Niamh the Vargie reviews
Full title: Puck, Artie, Kurt, and a Video Camera-The Roadtrip of a Lifetime. "They lasted 3 hours before they started fighting, though as the video showed, that was mostly because Kurt was the only one awake for the first 2 hour and 50 minutes."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,730 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Artie A.
I Just Haven't Met You Yet by Shadowstar556 reviews
How many different ways could Kurt and Blaine have met? The possibilities are endless! PROMPT1: In a coffee shop PROMPT2: At Regionals *Open for prompts*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
For This Moment, You're Mine, All Mine by kissinginthebluedark reviews
Stargazing has a way of making Kurt consider the future. Luckily, Blaine is there to put fears to rest. Klaine, one-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Embarrassing much boys? by hannah15687 reviews
In Kurt and Blaine's lifes embarrasing things happen frequently. Maybe it's because they're teenagers and their hormones make them crazy or they're just two poor boys who happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. R&R
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
In the Senior Commons by Marauder9876 reviews
Kurt is working alone in the Senior Commons when Blaine arrives bearing coffee.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Gleequel by Musings of a Writer reviews
GLEE/A VERY POTTER MUSICAL - Kurt is having a dream where he's attending Hogwarts, but it's nothing like the one he's read about. Not to mention all of his McKinley friends find themselves a role in his dream, so everyone's along for the ride!
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Brick by Brick by Shadil reviews
Chris' feelings for his co-worker might not fade at all, but he's doing everything he can to keep them as a secret.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What Even by LaniLaniDuck reviews
I'm sorry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coffee Shop Confessions by lessthanthreeredvines reviews
First Fic- Revew and tell me how to improve! Also i dont mind prompts to write if you have any! Thanks to forawordundeserving and rholou for the help! sorry if it sucks :o
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Reminders by kissinginthebluedark reviews
Sometimes it's Blaine who needs to be reminded that he's not alone anymore. Klaine, one-shot. Complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thoughts That Are Silly And Have To Do With Love by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Blaine may have just said he was oblivious and left it at that, but there was a lot going on in his head. Post Silly Love Songs, Oneshot, COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Changed For Good by Musings of a Writer reviews
Blaine and Kurt lack something that they can only gain from one another - and it isn't a relationship. Based on the song 'For Good' from Wicked.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Musings of a Writer reviews
When I heard Kurt and Blaine were singing this song, this is the scene that instantly sprung to mind. Kurt is over at Blaine's house when the weather begins to get a little out of control...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The smile on your face by hannah15687 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are in love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Baby, It's Cold Outside by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
My take on Baby, It's Cold Outside on Glee. Klaine R&R?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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A Very Blaine Musical
Blaine never thought that they would get a chance to do this, something that he had always dreamed of. He never thought he would get a job this 'totally awesome' Collab with lessthanthreeredvines
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Not Alone reviews
Blaine wants to write Kurt a song after Kurt is badly Bullied
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
My Notebook
So... what do Kurt and Blaine Doodle in their Notebooks during Class?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Product reviews
So, what DOES happen when you take away Blaine's Gel? Madness, that's what. Co Author lessthanthreeredvines :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stained With Tears
Kurt Didn't know how he got there. Bawling. Running down the hallway from his dorm. All he knew was that he had left Blaine there. Short Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lucky reviews
What Happens When Kurt and Blaine aren't Allowed to perform a duet Together *Kurt Hets His BitchFace on* Oh Snap... Rated Teen Just in Case
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Days Of Summer reviews
A Collection of Dates and moments that Klaine could of experienced during summer : PROMPTS ACCEPTED
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
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