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Did you know that Sesquipedalophobia means the fear of long words?

So if i had Sesquipedalophobia i wouldnt even be able to tell anybody i had Sesquipedalophobia because Sesquipedalophobia is a long word!

Well hey, I'm Marissa and do not be concerned i do not have Sesquipedalophobia. I am born and raised in Ohio and i am fifteen years old, but my mother was born in Puerto Rico, and my heritage is extremely important to me. My biggest passion in life is gymnastics but is closely rivaled by literature, reading and writing. I have always had an extremely vibrant imagination, when i was little i would come up with a these different games about worlds that i would make up in my head with creatures of all different shapes and sizes. They sometime got a little to big, and would cause whoever i was playing with to never want to play with me again. Even now that im older my imagination is still just a big. You should hear some of the stories i come up with to try and explain to my parents that whatever they are mad at is not my fault...

If i had to use one word to describe me i would use the word UNIQUE, but if you asked most people that know me, they would probably use the word WEIRD, and I'm okay with that. My parents put my older sister and I in a private school that went from preschool to eight grade, and I hated it. I have never been one to fit in and follow the crowd, even when i was little, I was the kid whose mom let them pick out their outfits and wore tutus and brightly patterned tights everyday. So you can understand my hatred towards the catholic school uniforms. i hated matching everyone and blending in because i always felt like no one ever notice me. I know that sounds completely selfish but i don't care. I didn't want to stand out for everyones attention, i wasn't even that popular of a kid, some kids thought i was a bit to "out there," i just hated being part of a matching set. So since I've graduated from eight grade and went to the public high school I'm at now, I've done everything in my power to not fit in, to be my own person, and to never follow the crowd. Because of that attitude a lot of people describe me as a "hipster," but calling myself a hipster would be totally unhipster of me.

Now this is the part of my profile where i complain about some of the things i didnt like about twilight, which is probably my favorite book series ever, but the hunger games is an extremely close second! If you LOVE everything about twilight, i would recommend just skipping over this section. First, I hate almost all of the movies... HATE them. The directors and the actors took some of the traits that the characters had and stretched them to the extreme. The movie made Bella look like a socially awkward pessimist, with no self esteem. They made edward seem like a total freak, they ruined a lot of the extremely romantic movies in the book because the actors were so awkward together! The only movie ive sort of liked so far was Breaking Dawn part 1, and that one had Nessie in it... sorta! Which bring me to the second thing i hated about twilight, RENESMEE. I get it, she had to give jacob an imprint, but a half human half vampire hybrid that also happens to be the daughter to the women he was in love with... really Stephanie Meyers... really? I hated that plot twist in the book, which is why none of my stories will have Nessie in them, amd if they do... well lets just say if your a nessie lover you probably wont want to read them. The last thing i hated about the twilight series was the whole Sam, Emily, and Leah love triangle. well okay wait, its not so much that i didnt like the love triangle, its actually a very interesting twist and a nice way to show everybody the down side to imprinting, what i hate about it was how leah was portrayed. They made her seem like a total bitch, but im just saying, if i was her, and had to go through everything she went through, i would've acted the same way, possible even worse. Also, this isnt really something i hate, but im slightly confused about my feeling towards imprinting. Sometime i look at it and it seems like a real life fairy tale, and other times, like when i think sbout leahs story, i hate it!

Well im done ranting about twilight. Now some info about my stories.

Like ive already mentioned Nessie wont be in many stories, and emily probably wont be portrayed like the sweet caring wolf mother that a lot of people portray her as. Im not going to be one of those writers who put links to pictures of outfits that they try and explain in their stories. I mean when you read a legit book you don't see pictures of the outfits, its up to the writer to explain what the person is wearing. Your words are suppose to paint pictures in people minds, so i wont be doing the (picture of outfits on profile) thing. Also, as i mentioned before, im a gymnast and i practice up to 20 hours a week, so my updates may take a while and have long spaces in between, but i beg you guys to just stay with me and hold on, and i apologize in advanced for my long updates. Im still a pretty young writer so some of my stories might not be that great, but i know that. So i would really appreciate reviews, any reviews! I would even appreciate a mean one, because i know they will make my writing better, and in the end the only reason i put stories on here is to grow as a writer. So i hope you guys like my stories and review!

Peace out brussel sprout!

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The Asylum by Valerie21Malfoy reviews
Bella is sent by her parents to an Insane Asylum as a punishment for "undesired behaviour". There she is submitted to terrible 'treatments' and finds herself losing hope. Until Dr. Cullen comes along that is. Will she get out? AU, OC, OOC AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gentle Touches by animal8 reviews
The Cullen boys come across a strange girl when out hunting. What will they do with her? What happened to put her in that condition? With the help of our heroes, will Bella be able to regain herself? But something is different she's not quite human...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,094 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Is The Title Really The Point Here? by Lacey M Anderson reviews
One minute I'm banging some chick in the girls' bathroom, the next some tiny, blushing idiot walks in. And just like that I love her. I, Paul Lahote infamous ladies man, love her. Is it true love? Is it fate? No. It's imprinting. And I hate it already.OC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,445 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Paul
No Strings Attached by Crimson Judgement reviews
Bella never set out to be the other woman, always waiting, always hurting. She didn't set out to get hurt. But in this game, there are no winners. There are only broken hearts, empty promises, and too many tears to cry. Edward/Bella Edward/Tanya AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Love Like Crazy by Summer's Sunlight reviews
Katherine has spent her life in and out of the mental ward for thinking vampires killed her brother. When her family moves to La Push with all of it's supernatural glory, she's faced with an unbelievable dilemma: could she have been sane all along? SethOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Seth, Brady - Complete
Reevaluations by lotus-petals reviews
Seth imprints and Leah naturally reacts badly. A talk with his imprint though, provides a new perspective to the female shifter. Yes, SethxOC but not in a blatant, I'm writing my own fantasy, sort of way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Harmony by morallyambiguous reviews
Her voice cracked as her throat tensed up, but she wasn't about to cry over a stupid boy, a stupid, stupid, loveable boy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Immortal White by CHEVEYO reviews
A new family enters Forks. One that the Volturi wish to get their hands one...especially one. A demon is unleashed and a love triangle ensues. Jacob/OC, Bella/Edward, Alec/OC. High sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jacob
Stars by weirdprince reviews
It's gruesome art, really. / Or, strippers. ;Jade/Cat; AU
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
Fighting Paul by sarah.yoko reviews
Kate just moved to La Push. She befriends all the locals, and the whole town loves her. When Paul comes along and imprints on her, she wants nothing to do with him. She just wants to have an easy life. But Paul won't give up that easily. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Paul - Complete
You're Not Sorry by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Back by popular demand! Edward is that guy who always lets his friends lead him astray! How much will Bella endure before enough is enough? Full summary inside! AH...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 151,176 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imprinted A Seth imprint story by Sarah246 reviews
Seth imprints on the new girl. But something's not right... What dark secrets is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,867 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Seth - Complete
Psych Ward One Shot by B-RizzleDizzle reviews
This is just something stupid I had in my head last night. Edward moves with his family again and becomes a psychiatrist working under Carlisle. AU-After Edward leaves Bella. Rated T for suicide attempt not graphic at all .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by Merkle reviews
What was that?" was all I could think after I watched the black cloaked figure destroy the Volturi. Bella is now the savior for not only the Cullens but also the tribe. Find out who and how.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,990 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pieces of a Broken Heart by Gone with the Vampire reviews
Some say I fell from grace; they're being kind. I didn't fall--I dove. -Sue Monk Kidd, The Mermaid Chair. Esme Cullen's human story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Esme, Charles - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Like a Lost Puppy, but More Sarcastic by Rasberry Parfait reviews
A human girl decides she wants to be friends with Jasper and doesn't take no for an answer. Why? What makes him so special? Rated k for excessive sarcasm and the use of the c-word. JasperXOC FRIENDSHIP not romance, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
The Realm of the My Little Pony by saveourmanatees373 reviews
It is a new era, a new monarchy, and all new ponies! This was co-written with my friend, alias Kyra Briefs. We both would like feedback please!!!!!!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003