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The Art of Being Used by Rhosyn Fox reviews
Kabuto Yakushi was comfortable being used. However, what's a spy to do when he finds himself longing to be more than a tool to Orochimaru; a master he knows he must betray?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,304 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
What I Cannot Have by Diritus reviews
Kabuto's mind wanders to darker places while Orochimaru is under the knife. He reflects on the tortures of his obsessions and fights the urge to act on them. Rated M for sexual themes and mild gore. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Obsession by Night Yagami reviews
Itachi's always harbored an obsession for the legendary Orochimaru, but he never thought they'd actually meet. Until, that is, he joins the Akatsuki... yaoi, major OOC, departure from canon, angst
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Orochimaru
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Catchphrases by wingedmercury reviews
Holy crap. Troublesome didn't even begin to describe it. "That's right troll, you have to replace your catchphrases for a whole month." "What kind of S-classed mission is that? You made a bet, didn't you!" This was going to be hell on earth. CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Nightmare in a Nightmare Wrapped in a Tsukuyomi by wingedmercury reviews
Orochimaru and Madara walk into a bar…and no, this is not a joke. This is not even funny. This is a horror story that should have never been witnessed and memorized with a sharingan. Cracktastic! contest fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Orochimaru - Complete
Crazy by Ada Kensington reviews
Kabuto's having nightmares. Horrible, horrible nightmares...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Wax Wings by ncfan reviews
What did you expect, flying so close to the sun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
It's Just a Step to the Left by Nugar reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Follow Me Into the Dark by sinemoras09 reviews
This is what it's like to be needed. Kimimaro x Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K. - Complete
Decadence by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
OroKabu and KabuOro. They would do anything for each other, even throw their morals to the dirt. An exploration of Orochimaru and Kabuto's relationship with each other, complete with some hot, steamy yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Toy Soldier by Ada Kensington reviews
During the Great Shinobi War, an eleven year old genin from Amegakure meets the eleven year old Orochimaru in battle. Warning: war violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Rise by Ada Kensington reviews
Orochimaru, Sasuke, and a dream.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Smut by Selvanic reviews
Orochimaru wants something very specific for his birthday this year. OroKabu I don't know how to use the 'fruit' warning, so EXTREMELY HEAVY YAOI CONTENT! Don't read if you don't like
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Time Not Passed by niver reviews
In which Sasori learns that there is no need to wait for someone he does not need. /Orosaso/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori - Complete
The Bone Garden by Baby Morrison reviews
MM yaoi. OroKimi. Orichimaru brings Kimimaro back from the dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K.
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
The Forest of Bones by afriendtosell reviews
Orochimaru let out a sigh, reaching inside of his yukata and placing two flat pieces of gold on each of Kimimaro's eyelids, the action strangely reverent for one who valued gold as much as some valued lint. [Soundfic. DARK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Baik by Novocain reviews
[Pretty words don’t mean a thing. Keep your eyes on him. Keep your eyes on him.] Orochimaru twists into you so naturally. Your castle will melt. Your bridge will wilt, and you. Won't. Care. [Pretty words mean everything.] For ChildOfDarkness15.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
I Will Make You by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
It’s not my fault you refuse to kiss me and I’ll have to force you to, it’s no my fault I almost choked you, it’s never my fault. It’s your fault, that’s the golden rule always your fault. OrochimaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Gaara, Orochimaru - Complete