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Joined 07-06-10, id: 2435008, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Fairy Tales.

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Hey there, it's me...

Ha, ha. Really. I'm so funny.

ABOUT ME:


My name's Sara. I'm also known as painting.roses, Teresa, absolutelyperfectlynormal, or a variety of other handles. You can call me anything you'd like.

I write emotional things. Maybe not sad, but certainly emotional.

I like to read emotional things too. And screwball comedies. And pretty much everything.

I don't ship. I read/write almost anything (except really creepy stuff), as long as it makes sense in the context of the story. If it doesn't, then I don't read it, no matter how much I like the couple. It's as simple as that.

Anyway, lovelies, I hope I'll see you around the internet

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she stops my bones from wondering just who I am by hyenateeth reviews
When England is out at sea as a pirate, he thinks of magic, and he thinks of her. England/ fem Portugal, written for a friend's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, Portugal - Complete
Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun by that one little guy reviews
Mario goes on vacation in a far off country, where an evil villain's attack causes the world to be literally split in half. Now, it's up to our hero and his new partners to restore balance and save the worlds of Day, Night, and everything in between.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,471 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mario, OC - Complete
The Light in Your Eyes by OrangePlum reviews
He was in the bathroom when America was shot. US/UK or platonic. Whatever you guys feel up for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,504 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
From the Ashes by Streamingwords reviews
When tensions finally break, every nation falls under the shadow of destruction. Is it even possible to rebuild that which seems beyond repair? Rated for dark situations and some foul mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,290 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Cannon Fodder by LunaPadma reviews
Cameron Fodder has no chance of winning the Hunger Games. Nor does Mia Thatcher. And Hannie Arentum? Forget about it. Wattage Myster doesn't even think he'll make it off his platform. Instead of the Games from the winner's perspective, meet the losers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Other tributes
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Verbing Weirds Language by Alix Cohen reviews
Italy notices a badly worded restaurant sign, and turns it into a game. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Once and Future by RobinRocks reviews
Mild USUK. "Whoso pulleth," England sighed in reply. "Even swords in stones come with responsibility." King Arthur, WWII and an infinite number of parallel legendary deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
One Mistake Too Many by Straightjacketed reviews
What would have happened if Boq's transformation had taken a turn for the downright monstrous?
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Boq, Elphaba T. - Complete
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Theory and Thunder by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Romano is not Rome's favorite grandchild. He is not Veneziano. But maybe he's blowing this a bit out of perspective; after all, he doesn't know how Rome actually felt about him also known as the fic where we find out how Rome felt about Romano . gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Good Witch of the South by Leia Emberblaze reviews
Despite all its attempts at accuracy history is forgetful. There are always holes in the story that time eventually fills in. All of Oz remembers the witches of the west, east and north but what about the south? What about the witch that history forgot?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,951 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Raven Tears by Dontmezwitme reviews
The story of the North American twins...and their mother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Fairytales by Commander reviews
Fairytales, across different times and places. One-shot.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Seven of Four by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Seven scenes from the fourth day of July, America's Independence Day. Throughout the years America has encountered many people, many friends, and many stories, and all have left him with reason to celebrate. AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Aux Armes, Citoyens by Tsuki no kimi reviews
The French Revolution would change his life forever. It would give him freedom from tyranny, transform him into a Republic - but his streets would run red with the blood of the innocent. Warning: Revolution!France, overly-historical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - France - Complete
21st Century Breakdown by Canadino reviews
World War Two was a long four years. This is their story. Well, I just wanna see the light!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by TheWitch'sCat reviews
It only takes one moment, one kiss, one risk, to change your future entirely. Like the brush of a butterfly's wings, change is subtle, and our lives are shaped one choice at a time. *Won Best Overall fic in the 2009 Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,972 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Unimaginative Because He Just Took Away the ‘North by Canadino reviews
Meanwhile, he had an original name of his own: Canada. Or in other words, brotherly bonding may not be as healthy and positive as it sounds, but it is hilarious. T for language and sexual remarks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Mother's Child by Miss Pontmercy reviews
Cosette is eager to become a mother, and she and Marius have a healthy pregnancy. The birth of their first child astonishes Marius, who gets a frightening awakening. He did not expect his family to develop this way.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Marius, Cosette - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
An Oath Forgotten, Remembered, Kept by Robias reviews
Upon questioning Prussia about the cleaning tool Germany found loitering around the house, he finds out it's much more important than he ever thought a broomstick could be. Written for the fluff. Germany/Italy, Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Words For Thoughts by Konstantya reviews
Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Drinking Buddies by McMuffinDragon reviews
We're no' en'mies anymore, G'rmany. He said softly. "I suppose so." Germany agreed, picking up the pint that had been set down in front of him. "Then, Cheers." England grinned, holding up his glass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2009 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Lost Letters by Silent Nacht reviews
Everything he never said. Letters written to England by America after the Revolutionary War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Tea With Destiny by AvocadoLove reviews
After the shock of Lu Ten's death, Iroh makes a fateful journey into the Spirit World. The tea there is exquisite, but the company may give Iroh a run for his money.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Invictus by caithream reviews
In which Lily tells James she's pregnant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002
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The Kingdoms reviews
Tucked away in the folds of time are four kingdoms. However, these are no ordinary kingdoms: they are the birthplace of the story to end all stories. Dozens of people are racing for their own happily ever afters. But all is not as it seems, as two certain witches have a very different ending in mind...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
Return of the Blue Flame reviews
Zuko knows only two things: one, the most wanted prisoner in the entire Fire Nation has escaped. Two, dealing with girl problems is almost harder than running a country. Post-war, eventual Zuko/OC, otherwise canon pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zuko, OC