![]() Author has written 7 stories for Animals, Goosebumps, Change of Heart, Jodi Picoult, Love Ya, Babe, and Heart is a Lonely. Hiya, my name is Caitlin i'm 12 years old and almost 13. I'm from the UK and some of the stories i'm writing or have published are kinda things that either are based on a true story or is just made up. I'm am quite shy... well very shy but when you get to know me I can be VERY loud and I mean very loud. I like music and all that knid of stuff. Unlike others i'm too shy to even speak to my crush because I think i' ll end up embarrassing myself, I know thats strange. lol lol lol lol im madddddddd!!! Fave song: um... loads Alana lee- butterflies :) (: Fave band: Errr Skrillex! Fave Film: Hmm final Destination 5 Fave book: Marly (i cried) About me: 38kg, 4ft 11, light brown hair quite long, blue eyes, for all them racist ppl out there im white okay! :P, i like music and spend most of my time on my laptop, phone or iPod shuffle (yes the touch screen) im not really the popular girl but im friends with a couple of populars so im kinda semi-popular. :) 1 thing that confuses me is that why do ppl swear it doesn't make them look big they just sound pathetic and it doesn't get them anywhere in life, yes I've never swore yes i am emotional but it kinda depends whats goin on. like if some1 dies in a film and their partner is sad i'd probably cry a bit. STOP!!! don't judge meh im just like you i bet. Fave Colour: Blue, blue rocks!! ( I aint no boy) WHICH DO U PREFER CHOCOLATE OR APPLES? Of course chocolate. if u chose apples ur MAD what is wrong with u. copy and paste this if ya like roast potatoes YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Caiizzle! ha lol hee heee heeeeeeeeeee. Bla, im fine dont worry. :P You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone comes towards you and asked are you ok you just tripped? you reply with... I didn't trip I just thought the ground needed a hug. "I Won't Give Up" Hmmmm ... Hmmmm ... Hmmmm ... Hmmm ... When I look into your eyes I won't give up on us And when you're needing your space 'Cause even the stars they burn I don't wanna be someone who walks away so easily I won't give up on us I won't give up on us (no I'm not giving up) I won't give up on us Copy and paste this if you've ever pushed a door when it clearly said pull Copy and paste this if ya like cheese and Marmite sandwiches kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted "Kill Everybody" I want to kill everybody in the world! I want to kill everybody in the world! I want to kill everybody in the world! [Sycho Instrumental Substep] I want to kill! I want to kill everybody in the world! I want to kill everybody in the world! I want to kill! I want to kill! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.) If you've ever wished you could go into a book/ movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb...copy/paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend tells you you deserve better when he dumps you, a best friend prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days." A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up." A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold ones are me) XYou love hoodies. XIt's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends who it is) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/lipstick. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. I also like dogs! If you could hurt someone with something, what would it be? CHAINSAW What's your name? STRANGER! RUN AWAY! Do you have a boyfriend? No What's his name? I said no Do you have crush? Yeh!! What's his name? Teehee Joe Cierpik (: What his hair colour? Blonde ish Eye colour? Blue Do you have a best friend? Sort of, ok, alot. What her name? Why should I tell you? Do they go to school? Look above Do you like fruit? Yes Frozen bananas? Maybe... :) W o u l d. Y o u. R a t h e r 1.Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose 2.Be serious or be funny? be funny 3.Drink whole or skim milk? whole 4.Die in a fire or drown? fire 5.Spend time with your enemy or parents? Enemy D O. Y O U. P R E F E R 1.moon or sun? Moon. 2.Winter or Fall? Fall. 3.Left or Right? Right. 4.Ten aquantances or two best friends? 2 best friends 5.Sunny or rain? Rain 6.Vanilla or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate! 1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5 A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true... Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 11. You check your profile every ten minutes. 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) Imagine this! (Put this on your page if you LOVE music) Put this on your profile (='.'=) This is Bunny. /l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you ARE on someone elses profile right now (that's you!). Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're the type of person who'd get REALLY hyper and het up if you find one review on reader traffic. If you believe RACISM IS WRONG, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are deeply against abortion and the killing of unborn children, copy this onto your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!! If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs cpoy and pstae tihs otno yuor pfliore. If you like icecream on a freezing cold day, 'cos it tastes good, copy and paste this onto your profle. If you like my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you laugh at the most unfunny things, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA!! XD. And that wasn't funny WOW! THIS IS REALLY LONG! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Yus Yus!) (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is the friends in your head. Crazy is when you have a laugh attack when someone says something about a calculator. Crazy is when you salt your water. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is when you pour acid on ya science book and say it was God because he thinks science is Shi*! How to annoy your parents 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name 3. Pretend that you have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder. 9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!" 11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!" 14. Try to climb the wall. 15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people" 16. Eat your hair. 17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!" 18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!" 19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb" 20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, Rainthief, birdgirl24, Lilac_Rose6,carrot341 92 percent of American teens would die if Edward told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Edward to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overjealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Jacob by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good. 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They pushed her down a sewer. About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you. (Yeah, I agree with the other bracket) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. STOP STERIOTYPES! 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick. 95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs. Haha, not really, but it was funny. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Something Kewl...(Speechless) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever (And yes, i have beaten a guy at arm wrestling many times. Real Tomboyish when it comes to sports and challenges... WAYto big of a feminest to let a MALE beat me.) FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat,sakura-sasuke-together, Princesssayuri1, VampireToshiro,TeardropsOfAnAngel, Fourteenth Guardian, xless.then.three, xxbochiboxx, SapphireShadowCat,WaterflyGirl,GrapeWhiz, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777(obssessively and almost nonstop, i could spend my entire day reading fanfic), xXdei-deiXx(lol i'm a fanfic addit and im damn proudXD), xxbochixx ( I went until 9:00 in the morning till 2:00 the next day :D nonstop! except for eating...), SapphireShadowCat(denying possessive behavior to the computer. Surviving only on sugar and soda after 48 hours reading DeiSaku fics. XD)WaterflyGirl,GrapeWhiz Fun stuff to copy and paste to your profile: If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile. 98 procent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 procent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think Gaara and Sakura should hook up, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Sasuke should just die already, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever ran of walked right into a glass door (X_X), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Sakura should forget about Sasuke and move on, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosndoesn't, drone, rosin, son" / 't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Another poem about abuse... because it happens too often and people do nothing about it. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. VERY IMPORTANT DETAILS BELOW.. Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven Where: Kingdom of Heaven How: Just Ask Why: Because God Loves You! ... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul. 98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny 888888 repost if you believe in Jesus Christ as your lord. Favorite Quotes: -It's only illegal if you get caught. -It's not you, it's me. I don't like you. -I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom... -Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. Plus no one can sleep through the machine-gun sound of popcorn popping. -AHH!!! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding! No! Stay Back! -Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. -There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. -Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. -Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. -Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided. -My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... -You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. -I ran with scissors, and lived! -I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me -When life gives you lemons, make applejuice and let the world wonder how you did it -Come to the dark side. We have cookies. -The larger they are, the more likely they are to cause internal bleeding! -Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes -Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow! Contradicting statements every child hears: Make new friends/meet new people Do as your told Always ask questions Do what you think is right Eat your peas Ignore the bullies To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 11. Sing Along At The Opera. 12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 17. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Women who read A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing, Can't you see that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you." groused the sheriff. "Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think. (Haha I so agree!!! [bias opinion]) Snappy one liners for "One of those days" 1. You! - Off my planet. 1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile if your friends are idiots and keep u relativlea sane copy and paste this into your profile if u tend to lagh your ass off at funny ffs and your friends think your wird copy and paste this into your profile If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If when you get grouned you get yelled at to go outside and stop going for the vampire look, copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! These are things I would love to have a guy do for me The Sweetest Thing When she walks away from you, mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Girls 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile. If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. 59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU! Note to self x100: 1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7. Note expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25. Train army of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38. Naked men dig parkas. 39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40. You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49. That way is rum. 50. Constipated people don't give a shit. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can also kill you. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56. Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM... 66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it's broken glass. 73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers into blender. 82. Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as "mortal". 90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Copy and Paste this to your profile if you laughed at at least one of those. I know you did. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else whoops forgot 13...ohhh well 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. soz if i all ready wrote this in my profile 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Joe Cierpik) 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? (Blue) 3. Your first initial? (C) 4. Your month of birth? (July) 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black) (I'd rather have black hair than white hair) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Jude) 7. Your favorite number? (28 or 57) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Florida) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (lake) 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (Sooo not telling) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (Oh poo y did i tell you) 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile the 6th truths of life 1.you cant lick all ur teeth withur tongue 2.you just tried 2 do the above 3.the first one is a lie 4.ur smiling now because ur relizing ur a idiot 5.u are going 2 post this on ur page 4 some other sucker 2 read it 6.ur smiling like a idiot right now! Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. SCARY!! Subject: one messed up sleepover Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you |
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