![]() Author has written 3 stories for Ghost Hunt, and Hobbit. Fun facts: I'm in college now suck it! (sorry that was rude) One of my friend's greatest quotes ever... T: Hey guys look at the moon. J: I don't believe in the moon, it's just the back of the sun. RAWR= I love you in dinosaur You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel when... 1. You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore as a pairing. 2. You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy. Randomly. 3. You're having a dream about Hogwarts and Snape bursts in saying "What the devil is going on here?!" 4. Every time you see Malfoy's name, you think: "Malfoy, you little shit." 5. You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing ballerino. 6. When someone asks what's wrong, you say, "Just bitches ruining my life." 7. You see the Draco/Dobby resemblance. 8. Anytime someone says "no way," you say, "Leave right now if you think this ain't real!" 9. If someone says "stutter," you think, "Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!" 10. You find yourself thinking, "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" 11. You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do. 12. You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor. 13. While reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, you had "Make a joyful sound...Voldemort is going down." in your head. 14. You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco. 15. You know his full name is "Draco, you goddamn little poofter!" 16. You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers. 17. When someone talks about Mars, your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts. 18. While watching Harry Potter, you scream at the TV: "WHERE THE HELL IS SCARFIE?!" 19. You start shipping Malfoy/Luna. Hard. 20. You think 'Guys Like Potter' is the saddest song. Ever. 21. You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was. 22. Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster. 23. Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks. 24. You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem. 25. Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet. 26. Anytime someone goes "BLBLBLBLBL," you think: "Ew, Snape..." 27. You don't go disrespecting the Umbridge. 28. You know Hermione can't draw. 29. You know Lupin can't sing. 30. While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking "Somebody's goin' down..." 31. While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's. 32. You know Draco is good now. 33. When tired or frustrated, you whine, "Can't we all just be Death Eaters?" 34. Big D and Little D are not constellations to you. 35. You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking. 36. When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming 'Granger Danger.' 37. You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione. 38. You know it's not over yet. 39. You're making evil plans. With evil hands... 40. Sometimes, you end up thinking, "With the way Lucius walks, it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor..." 41. Centaurs can dance. 42. Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple. 43. The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller... 44. When people say Winnipeg, you turn around and sing, "THAT'S IN CANADA!" Copied and pasted from the profile of BackwardsMuffin. If you like, copy and paste to your own profile. Children Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' (I Love this child) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! |
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