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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3175497, Profile Updated: 01-09-16
Author has written 3 stories for Ghost Hunt, and Hobbit.

Fun facts: I'm in college now suck it! (sorry that was rude)

One of my friend's greatest quotes ever... T: Hey guys look at the moon. J: I don't believe in the moon, it's just the back of the sun.

RAWR= I love you in dinosaur


You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel when...

1. You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore as a pairing.

2. You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy. Randomly.

3. You're having a dream about Hogwarts and Snape bursts in saying "What the devil is going on here?!"

4. Every time you see Malfoy's name, you think: "Malfoy, you little shit."

5. You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing ballerino.

6. When someone asks what's wrong, you say, "Just bitches ruining my life."

7. You see the Draco/Dobby resemblance.

8. Anytime someone says "no way," you say, "Leave right now if you think this ain't real!"

9. If someone says "stutter," you think, "Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!"

10. You find yourself thinking, "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

11. You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.

12. You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.

13. While reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, you had "Make a joyful sound...Voldemort is going down." in your head.

14. You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.

15. You know his full name is "Draco, you goddamn little poofter!"

16. You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.

17. When someone talks about Mars, your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.

18. While watching Harry Potter, you scream at the TV: "WHERE THE HELL IS SCARFIE?!"

19. You start shipping Malfoy/Luna. Hard.

20. You think 'Guys Like Potter' is the saddest song. Ever.

21. You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.

22. Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.

23. Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.

24. You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.

25. Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.

26. Anytime someone goes "BLBLBLBLBL," you think: "Ew, Snape..."

27. You don't go disrespecting the Umbridge.

28. You know Hermione can't draw.

29. You know Lupin can't sing.

30. While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking "Somebody's goin' down..."

31. While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.

32. You know Draco is good now.

33. When tired or frustrated, you whine, "Can't we all just be Death Eaters?"

34. Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.

35. You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.

36. When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming 'Granger Danger.'

37. You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.

38. You know it's not over yet.

39. You're making evil plans. With evil hands...

40. Sometimes, you end up thinking, "With the way Lucius walks, it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor..."

41. Centaurs can dance.

42. Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.

43. The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...

44. When people say Winnipeg, you turn around and sing, "THAT'S IN CANADA!"

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Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!


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Astounded by Chasyn reviews
"Jarvis… I kissed Captain America." Tony said. "I am aware, sir." The AI replied. "I kissed Captain America." Tony repeated. "Actually sir, he was out of uniform. You kissed Steve Rogers." - SHIELD is gone and the Avengers are scattered. Now that Pepper's left him the Avengers are all Tony has left. But he better hurry the rebuilding. Because they seem to be falling all around him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,393 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
More Than Meets The Eye by SherlockDW reviews
During an ambush, Bilbo gets severely injured but hides them from the company, fearing they would torment him for it, especially Thorin. Though, after a while, it gets harder and harder to hide the wounds. The Company is not happy when it finally comes to alight that something is most definitely wrong with their Burglar. (Will be a Multi-Chapter ending) I do not own the characters!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,747 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Bifur
Over There and Back Again by Red Warrior reviews
Sequel to "A Dwarf's Pride". Months after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo cannot say that his life in Erebor is unpleasant... but he admits it would be much better if a certain King Under the Mountain wasn't so elusive. Will it take a trip to the Shire and another unexpected adventure to bring them closer?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 218,236 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Higurashi Case by Nekothorn reviews
"The Higurashi Case is an infamous case. It is known throughout the psychic research world as one of the most interesting and dangerous cases." Will SPR survive! Horror, romance and humor! So chitlins, be afraid, be very afraid! Rated M for gore.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,449 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
The Will of Tides by Jimperbam reviews
After nearly drowning at the beach, you wash ashore in Port Royal circa the 1700s. This is impossible in itself, but you are rescued by the one and only Elizabeth Swann. With no way of getting home, you're in for a high-seas, high-stakes adventure with the most notorious pirate of the age. (reader insert, slow burn reader/Jack)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
An Afterlife Adventure by Mollyjean reviews
The entire company is in the afterlife. Everything is perfect, except dwarves and hobbits don't go to the same place in the afterlife. The Company of Thorin Oakensheild has faced orcs, goblins, trolls and a dragon; they are not about to let the afterlife or the plans of the Valar stand between them and their burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Balin, Kíli - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
One Of A Kind by DemonHairedandBlueEyed reviews
Naru back, after three years in England. He wants everyone to work for him again at SPR. Mai doesn't want to but Ayako persuades her. What happens on these cases and will Mai and Naru's love bloom. Cases change their lives azs they become in much more danger then they had orignally thought. Who's going to save Mai when she is in danger, the one and only Narcissist Naru. MaixNaru.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
The Kids Are All Right by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
After arriving at Beorn's, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo...rated for language.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
I love you now and I loved you then by DramaXLifesXAdventure reviews
Mai has been trying to live her life after he left. Move on and get over it, but one call changes everything. And now the team is back together and stronger than ever. And maybe this time Mai and Naru have a chance at love.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,993 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Community Service by Twins of the Earth reviews
18 year old Tsukiyomi Ikuto is trouble for most of the school, but can one trip to the hospital after being forced to do community service change him? And who's this girl with six siblings? Amuto! No charas, but they are in this story as siblings. NOW COMPLETE!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
My Soul to Take by ToxiNeena reviews
SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Love Under the Full Moon by SilverMoonForever reviews
Naru leads the team of SPR on a search for a girl that he made a promise to 10 years ago, but they have no clues to go by except for the fact that he met her in a cemitary in the little town of Majikku, and that Mai is gone!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,420 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Unhappy Birthday by Hodgeheg reviews
SPR go to an abandoned hotel where a small girl devolpes an unusual habit of following Mai... will they find out what she wants before it's too late?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Love Case by cordelia25 reviews
This story used to be "Katrina Higurashi" The SPR team have a new case. This time, Mai is the targeted subject of the ghost. Will Naru be able to save her before it's too late? Will he, finally, realize his true feelings for his brown haired assistant?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,791 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Are you happy? by Lyvance Callele reviews
AU: Oliver made a solo flight to get his brother's body back but gets involved in a car crash. And Gene asks him...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 52,983 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Forever and Always, but Never Say Never by Closet-Basket-Case reviews
Everyone heads to England. With a new relationship, a murder no one but Mai thinks happened and a problem Mai might have to confront herself, if it doesn't kill her first. But there couldn't be a ghost in a mansion full of ghosthunters right? Part 2 UP!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Ways of the Sinister by Kieno0324 reviews
Darkness lurks. Watching them from every corner. Watching what they do. Can they survive when someone dear to them all is in danger? Why is Gene making a reappearance? Will the SPR survive or will they fall victim to the sinister? Ghost Ship Seq. COMPLETE
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,638 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Ghost Ship by Kieno0324 reviews
One of Madoka's friends is asking the SPR for help. Her ship, docked in England, is rumored to be haunted. Naru's being blackmailed into taking the case. Mai has no choice but to go as well. With Gene being mischevious,who knows what will happen!NxM LxMad
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,370 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Orphanage by Kieno0324 reviews
Mai's old orphanage is experiencing problems, of the supernatural type. The owner of the orphanage is able to convince SPR to investigate what's going on. But the real question is...why is Naru having to solve this case without Mai?NaruMai Rated for safet
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,181 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
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A Child at Heart reviews
After the "Troll Incident" Bilbo can't help but feel hated by certain members of the Company. Bilbo has to deal with certain circumstances that aren't entirely his fault. After all it never is... It happens to be someone in grey's fault... Prepare for immense fluff and cute. (On hiatus until further notice. Also I moved to AO3)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Mai's Pass Time reviews
Another chapter! Just another boring day at SPR until Mai remembers a game her friend gave her the other day, she decides to play it, PLEASE read this, I loved writing it so I hope people will enjoy it too. Remember kids... Pass time doesn't always mean gaming ;D
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Mai T.
Matsu Hospital reviews
It's been a year since Naru shut down SPR to go to America.(everyone I PROMISE the chapters get better 4 or 5 and on so please bare with it ;D). He recently decided to return to Japan. Everyone gathers for a reunion but where's Mai? Right now there is something amiss and everyone knows it. I can never summarize, don't hate! (On hiatus until further notice, sorry)
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,689 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Mai T.