TotalDramaObsessiveFanGirl9
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Author has written 21 stories for Total Drama series, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Frozen, Gravity Falls, Supernatural, and Divergent Trilogy.

Hey guys! As you can tell from my username, I am obsessed with Total Drama. therefore, most of my stories, if not all of them, will be Total Drama related.

some facts about me:

gender: girl

age: 15

My computer finally is working now and I can update again!

If my location says "Norway" it is only because I tried to log in using my phone. I live in USA.

I love poetry and my favorite poet is Robert Frost.

I leave reviews as "TotalDramaLover" because I use my phone for it and it takes too long to type my name in lol

favorite Total Drama character: Dawn from TDROTI

favorite male character: Noah

least favorite character: Scott

Favorite tv couple: Samkota

favorite fiction couple: NoCo (is my OTP!) Well, unless Bawn is considered fanon... (I also love Malcan, for reasons even I don't understand)

least fav couple: Dott (have you read "Just Go Out With Me?")

favorite total drama song: Before we die

favorite tv show: do I really have to answer?

Oh my gosh I LOVE TDPI! (SO much better than All-Stars...)

Check out my newest story, Total Divergence!

If you would go insane if FANFICTION closed, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: mickeymouse4everz, Funpuppy725, Charming Crescendo, Bronzonglover52, GiLaw, TotalDramaObsessiveFanGirl9.

My dream sick day: no work to do at all, a warm blanket, and FANFICTION! :)

NOTE: all of my fics take place in AU from each other... I guess. they don't take place/correspond with each other, unless it is stated somewhere in the story. it's hard to explain, so I just hope you understand. if you have questions about my stories, PM me and I will try to answer you.

90% Of Chris Maclean Fans would die if Chris jumped of a cliff. Paste on your page if you're the 10% yelling, "Chris, toss me the Million!"

If you know what Yaoi is and you support it insanely, post this in your profile!

My Shipping Stats

I have no problem with YAOI or YURI

My fav YURI is either Gwentney or Courtney/Bridgette

I ship NoCo and Gwent hard (and now Jashawn--or whatever Jasmine/Shawn is called...)

On the DxCxG triangle, I am team Gwourtney

The only person I really ship Cody with is Noah, and vice-versa. That doesn't mean that I don't like other pairings with them, however.

The only person I really ship Dawn with is B.

if I ever start to ship "Dott," kill me.

Okay, here's my shippings divided into sections: OTPs, Like, Neutral, Dislike, and NOTPs. This includes shippings from other shows as well. (I probably forgot a bunch...)

OTPs: NoCo (Total Drama), Bawn (Total Drama), Destiel (Supernatural), Billdip/Bipper (Gravity Falls. Side note: I told myself that I didn't ship this, and that I shipped Mabill and Macifica, and even Dipper/Wendy more. Halfway through "Sock Opera" I admitted I shipped it. SOMEONE HELP ME ALL MY FAVORITE GRAVITY FALLS SHIPS ARE GAY AND I CAN'T STOP), Bubblegum/Marceline (Adventure Time), Samifer (Supernatural. Mainly one-sided), Jasmine/Shawn (Total Drama), Everlark (The Hunger Games).

Like: Gwent (Total Drama), Samkota (Total Drama), Gwourtney (Total Drama), Sabriel (Supernatural), Finn/Flame Princess (Adventure Time), Jasmine/Samey (Total Drama), Chrisney (Total Drama), Malcan (Total Drama), Duncan/Trent (Total Drama. GUILTY PLEASURE SHIP ALERT), Dawn/Ella (Total Drama. I DON'T THINK THE WORLD IS READY FOR SUCH SWEETNESS YET), DJ/Katie (Total Drama), Ella/Leonard (Total Drama), Sugar/Leonard (Total Drama, Ella/Sugar (Total Drama), Simon (Ice King)/Betty (Adventure Time), Gale/Madge (The Hunger Games), Owen/Izzy (Total Drama), Chref (Total Drama), Haymitch/Effie (The Hunger Games), Sam/Jess (Supernatural)

Meh: Duncney (Total Drama), Heather/Lindsay (Total Drama), Heather/Gwen (Total Drama), Courtney/Topher (Total Drama), Finn/Marceline (Adventure Time), Finn/Bubblegum (Adventure Time), Jo/Lightning (Total Drama), Jo/Brick (Total Drama), Cody/Sierra (Total Drama), Sam/Castiel (Supernatural)

Dislike: Wincest (Supernatural), Amy/Topher (Total Drama), Wincestiel (Supernatural), Sastriel (Supernatural), Scott/Courtney (Total Drama), LightAnne (Total Drama), Noah/Katie (Total Drama), Gwuncan (Total Drama)

NOTPs: Dott (Total Drama)

Favorite Singer: Owl City.

Guilty Pleasure Music: Big Time Rush... don't judge me.

List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order

1. Dawn

2. Cody

3. Noah

4. Mike

5. Izzy

6. Courtney

7. Lindsay

8. Sam

9. Trent

10. Bridgette

11. Dakota

12. Sierra

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Would you want to?

I have never read a fic with Courtney and Dakota that I know of. I don’t know, it could be interesting…

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes! Extremely, especially with Mal! (I am so messed up)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sierra getting Sam pregnant? HAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Dies of laughter* *mysteriously comes back to life* That would never happen! Sierra likes Cody! (she said, ignoring the m-preg factor and how impossible it is)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Many… many about psycho Trent! :)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

…I guess. I’ve read CoCo before.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten just because Trent belongs with Gwen and I think Bridgette/Izzy would end up being either really weird or really awesome!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Lindsay would probably call the police on Sierra—since it would most likely be non-con—but forget how to dial 911 or think Cody is Tyler…

8. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Dawn and Lindsay are in a happy relationship until Lindsay runs off with Mike. Dawn, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dakota and a brief unhappy affair with Sierra, then follows the wise advice of Izzy and finds true love with Noah.

What title would you give this fic?

“From Dindsay to Nawn: A Story of Love, Loss, Friendship, and a Moonchild Finding Herself”

9. You need to stay at your friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Dawn! She is my favorite character ever and it would be awesome! Courtney might not be too bad, but I would definitely choose Dawn.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Noah, but they are all either ignored or shot down with sarcastic one-liners!

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Cody and Bridgette’s wedding except Sam. He probably wouldn’t care a ton, considering he’s never met them and he could spend the whole day playing video games.

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

(Why would Noah start a day camp?) he gets pissed in an hour and ends his day camp in two hours.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

I really don’t think Lindsay could even make an apple pie, let alone a good one, considering she could probably not even read the directions.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Sam and Izzy go camping? Izzy would catch fish and they would eat them raw then realize that Sam’s handheld game has a GPS on it and they go home.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

AWESOME!!!

16. (2) (5) (9) (7) and (11) have a party at (8)’s house. What happens?

Cody, Izzy, Trent, Lindsay, and Dakota have a party at Sam’s house. Lindsay and Dakota trade makeup and hair advice, Trent provides a private concert, Izzy trashes Sam’s house, Cody tries to clean it up, and after Lindsay goes home Sam and Dakota make out.

17. (3), (4), and (6) start a book club. Which book do they read?

Noah, Mike, and Courtney start a book club. They would probably read something like “How to Overcome MPD, Become a Class-A Lawyer, and Be a Genius in Ten Minutes!”

18. (10) cheats on (6) with (1). Why and where?

Bridgette cheats on Courtney with Dawn in the woods by the Playa des Losers because Courtney got too demanding and Bridgette and Dawn have a lot more in common.

19. Why is (7) afraid of (6)?

Lindsay is afraid of Courtney because she can be insane and everyone is scared of Courtney when she goes psycho!

20. (5) and (12) get together. How does (2) react?

Izzy and Sierra get together and Cody is very relieved.

21. Make a summary for a (5)/(6)/(7) love triangle fic.

Izzy loves Courtney. Courtney loves Izzy. But does she also love a sweet blonde bombshell? What does Izzy think, and does Lindsay like Courtney? Find out here on Total Drama: Love Sucks!

22. What song would you choose for a (2)/(12) songfic?

“Something that we’re Not” by Demi Lovato would be perfect for a Cody/Sierra songfic!

23. How would you feel if (2)/(3) was canon?

:D I would die of happiness!!! NoCo FOREVER!!!!!

24. (4) jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? (10), (2), or (7)?

Mike (probably as Mal) jumps me in a dark alley. Cody comes to my rescue because I have candy from Halloween for him! :)

25. (3) either has to marry either (8), (4), or (9). Who do they choose?

Well, seeing that Noah is apparently gay now considering all three choices are guys, he would probably choose Trent because he hasn’t met Mike or Sam.

26. (7) kidnaps (2) and demands something from (5) for (2)’s release. What is it?

Lindsay kidnaps Cody and demands that Izzy tell her how to be smart.

27. Between (10) and (8), which one is more likely to fail at life?

Obviously it would be Sam. Bridgette actually does stuff with her life.

28. (1) and (10) go to a protest. What are they protesting?

Dawn and Bridgette are protesting animal cruelty and are animal activists.

29. If (2) and (3) started going out, would (12) be angry?

Sierra would probably want to kill Noah, but I would stop her and spread the NoCo love! :D

30. (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until finding out that (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (1) who tells them to hook up with (11) until (2) kills (11) and ends up with (10).

Bridgette has been crushing on Cody for a while, that is until finding out that Cody likes Courtney. Bridgette runs off and meets Sam and Mike who tell them to talk to Dawn who tells them to hook up with Dakota until Cody kills Dakota and ends up with Bridgette.

What title would you give this fic?

The Forgiving Surfer and Raging Geek

Ten Traits of a Nerd:

1. You have a favorite rock/mineral. (My favorite is Obsidian!)

2. You read reference books/textbooks for fun.

3. You genuinely love school. (Just not homework.)

4. You have been/are in advanced classes.

5. You think you read too much.

6. Despite the aforementioned, you feel you can never read enough.

7. You confuse people when you talk normally because the words you use are too big. (Sometimes I do it on purpose)

8. Most—if not all—of your teachers love you.

9. You rarely misspell words or use incorrect grammar.

10. You have been called a nerd and take it as a compliment!

11. Admit it, you slept with a book and/or used one as a pillow before.

12. you spend more money on books, etc. than on clothing.

If you are a nerd and proud of it (I know I am!) then paste this on your profile!

Alejandro:

()You're latino

()You have an annoying older sibling

()You're evil

()You fall for Kings/Queens Bee

() You're the Arch Villian

(x) You're manipulative

Count:1

Beth:

() You are a wannabe at sometimes

(x) You have a best friend ( Who doesn't?)

() You wear/used to wear braces

(x) Singing is one of your hobbies (especially if nobody's at home)

() You easily fall for the eye candy

() One of your favorites colors is pink

() You work on a farm

Total: 1

Bridgette:

() You surf

() You're a vegetarian (Sorry cute animals but your yummy.)

(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature (definitely!)

(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you (I just can't stand it!)

(x) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

(x) You get along with everybody(sometimes)

(x) Everything should be natural to you

Total:5

Cody:

(x) You love technology (of course!)

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

(x) You are a quick healer

(x) You easily get sun burn

() You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

()You play the keyboard(i wish)

() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you(sorry but no I am sticking with the doritos jacked)

Total: 3

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT

(x) You want everything right

(x) You get mad easily(matters my mood)

(x) Everything is important to you

(x) You are/were on the Student Council

(x) Everything turns out wrong for you

() You fall for the delinquents/criminals

(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count:6

DJ:

(x) You love animals

() Everybody loves you

(x) You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

(x) You are most of the time happy

() You never get mad

() You get scared easily

() Group hugs are cuddly (I need my personal space!)

Count: 3

Duncan:

() You have/had a mohawk

() You've been to jail/prison

(x) You love skulls and crossbones

(x) You have piercings

(x) Green is one of your favorite colors

() Punk is one of your favorite music genres

() You pick on dorks

() You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 3

Eva:

() You often lift weights

() You wear knee-high socks with gym clothes

() You've been through anger management

(x) You are competitive

() You can lift anything(who do you think I am wonder woman)

(x) Happiness is not your forte

(x) You often don't fall in love too easily

() You're never happy

Count: 3

Ezekiel:

() You're homeschooled

() You're a sexist

() You have/had/wear a toque

() You often say "eh"

() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

() You pick your nose often

() You have no friends

() You are pale

Count: 0

Geoff:

()You love parties

() You often call people "dudes" or "dudettes"

() You often make out most of the day

() You wear a cowboy hat

(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family(only)

() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"

() You are invited to all of the parties

() You skateboard

Count: 1

Gwen:

(x) You're goth(sometimes)

() You have highlights

() You wear blue lipstick

(x) You wear fish nets and black (if I want to be fancy)

() You make the first move

(x) Preppy things piss you off

() You have a younger brother

(x) Annoying things urke you up

Count: 4

Harold:

() You can be a pervert at some times

() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

(x) You're a dork

() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

(x) You read comics

() You breathe loud

() You get picked on most of the time

() You save chewed gum

Count: 2

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader

(x) You often lie about being nice

() You often get embarrassed

() Weird people make you mad (um I am a WEIRD

person)

() You break couples up

() You often call people "losers"

() You are never trusted (i'm really trustworthy)

Count: 1

Izzy

(x) You're crazy/psycho

() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

() You're a redhead

(x) Fire is your addiction

(x) You love acting silly

() You run a lot

() You want to be called by your nickname (I have none)

(x) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 4

Justin:

() You're the eye candy

() People often stare at you

() People faint when they see you

() You lie to most people

() Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shot

() You don't care about anything but beauty

() You're gorgeous

Count:0

Katie:

(x) You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

() You're often sweet

(x) You blush easily

() You wear pigtails

(x) You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Count:3

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl

() You wear baby T's

(x) You easily get pissed off

(x) You love winning (who doesn't)

() You have a great taste in style

() You know how to dance

() Rap is one of your favorite music genres

() You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 2

Lindsay:

(x)You are/were a blonde (natural!)

() You're dumb

() You take Gymnastics

() Your boobs are big

(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

() You fall for the jocks

(x) Your eyes are blue

(x) Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 4

Noah:

(x) You are a bookworm(so I like reading someone has to right?I mean seriously why would you be here if you didn't)

(x) Your IQ is off the charts/high

(x) You're in Honors classes

(x) Sports aren't your forte

(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky(really havent noticed :P)

(x) You're quiet

() You've accidently kissed someone of the same-sex

(x) You don't like parties

Count: 7

Owen:

() You're overweight

() You fart a lot

() You can burp the ABC's

() Everyone loves you

(x) You love adventure

() You're out of shape

(x) You love to eat(yummy stuff also eating keeps you alive)

() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 2

Sadie:

(x) You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby

() You cry without your best friend

(x) You accidently do things wrong

() You do everything with you best friend

() You easily cry

() You love to squeal

(x) You often do things wrong

Count: 3

Sierra

(x) You're obsessed with a cartoon (Total Drama)

() You're in love with one person from this cartoon (im in love with MANY)

() You're a stalker

() You name your pets with names in this cartoon

(x) You quote people from this cartoon easily

() People think You're an psychopath when someone is too nice for the one you love

(x) You know everything about cartoon you love

Count:3

Trent:

() You play/played the guitar

() You often wear green

(x) You've been heartbroken

(x) Your favorite number is 9 (even before I learned about Trent)

(x) You care for the people you love(you wouldn't really love someone that much if you didn't)

(x) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes(a bit more than sometimes)

() You easily fall in love

Count: 5

Tyler:

()You suck at sports

() You often wear red

() You wear a head bandana

() You wear sweat clothes

() You're tall

() You have brown hair and brown eyes

() You have a fear of an animal(animals are cute)

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 0

Anne Maria:

( )You are from New Jersey

( )You speak with an accent

( )You add so much product to your hair

( )You have/had a fake tan

( )You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

( )You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

( )You wear a lot of make-up

( )You can't sing

Total: 0

B:

(x)You don't talk much

( ) You're a bit on the chubby side

( ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

( ) You're skilled in mechanics

( ) You are embarrasses of your first name(not embarrassed just don't like it)

( ) You like using initials

() You have multiple items in your coat

() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Total: 1

Brick:

( ) You/your family has a military background

(x) You follow a moral code(everyone has their own code that they follow)

(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family

() You are rather athletic

() You STINK at Fashion design

(x) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others (depends on who it is.)

( ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises

() You have the "need to be dominated"

Total: 3

Cameron:

() You're under 100 pounds

( ) You have lived in a bubble

() You have overprotective parents

(x) You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an "expendable player"

( ) You wore diapers until a late age

( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Total: 2

Dakota:

( ) You're addicted to fame

( ) You LOVE pink!

( ) You are a major fashion phonon

(x ) You usually wear sunglasses

() Your parent(s) are majorly rich

(x) You're attracted to nerds

( ) You and your phone are inseparable

(x) You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 3

Dawn:

() You are a wicca/witch

() You can read auras (that would be awesome!)

(x) You love nature and communicating with animals

(x) You are very short

() You can levitate

() You know how to levitate

(x) You don't really care about money

(x) You are able to detect positive/negative energy (actually very well at it)

Total: 4

Jo:

( x) You're a tomboy

( ) You are EXTREMELY athletic

( ) You don't think anyone is better than you

( x) You aren't the most attractive person

(x ) You HATE the beauty queen

(x) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin ( Depends...)

( ) Your favorite accessory is a whistle

( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

(x) You're a blonde

Total: 5

Lightning:

( ) You talk in the third person

( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

( ) You tend to add something before words

( ) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender

(x) You are an overachiever

( ) You have protein powder

() You believe in teams of one (no i in team)

( ) You often call people "losers"

Total: 1

Mike:

( ) You have a mental disorder

( ) You have said you are an actor

(x) You like two people at the same time

() You talk in your sleep (don't think so)

( ) You have a therapist/psychiatrist

() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy

(x) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

(x ) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love

Total: 3

Sam:

(x ) You love video games

( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date (never been on one)

( x) You have cat-like reflexes

( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

(x) You are a couch potato

( ) You have a "circus thumb"

( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk

( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode (no but awesome)

Total: 3

Scott:

(x ) You LOVE manipulating people

( ) You're a poser

( ) You like to whittle

( ) Animals don't like you

( ) You don't like animals

( x) You have a lucky item

( ) You're a ginger

( ) You have freckles covering you

Total: 2

Staci:

( ) You have a long ancestry

( ) You are a compulsive liar

( ) You talk incessantly

( ) You are rather overweight

( x) You are annoying to most people (it is my personality ;) !)

( ) You have trouble swimming

( ) You have been bald at one point

(x) You don't have many friends

Total:2

Zoey:

(x) You wear stuff in your hair

(x ) You're an only child

(x) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends (i would think)

( ) You like retro fashions/music

(X) You enjoy the theatre (the movies, you mean?)

( ) You have seen your crush go out with someone else

(x ) You are generally nice, but have a tough side

( ) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

Total: 5

Awesome! i'm Noah!

Total Drama Characters: least to greatest

38--Scott

Seriously? this guy is an unattractive, repulsing, annoying, feelingless, jerk who just sabotages his own team and blames it on others! how do people like him? or even stand him, for that matter? he got rid of some of my favorite characters and got away with it for the most part! ugh, I cant even stand his voice! I know the producers needed a villain, but come on! this guy's the lowest of the low! me and my obsessed friends hate him! so much that we made a nickname for him: Asstard! (I know it sucks but I didn't come up with it) he's just the stereotypical red-headed devil child!

37--Heather

She has the most screen time of all of the contestants, so she has become a writers pet. she also partially broke up one of my favorite couples in TDI (Gwent)! at least she has had her humble moments, but I still don't like her.

36--Alejandro

He's just a big man-whore, like an attractive Duncan! he is an over used, slime ball of a person, basically a mix of Duncan and Justin!

35--Duncan

(see Alejandro) he kissed gwen, not the other way around, and there by permanently ruining two of my favorite couples (Duncney and Gwent) he is the number one writers pet! I could stand him in TDI, but I didn't like him in TDA, and when he was eliminated from World Tour, I realized just how much he relies on other people to help him in the game. I mean, he has made it to at least the final 5 in every season without doing anything! I just hope he doesn't last long in all-stars!

34--Beth

She was sooo annoying in TDA, going on and on about her booyyyffrrriiieenndddd (yes, I think she said it like that). she was being forced upon us, and I couldn't stand it!

33--Justin

He was Alejandro minus Duncan. And he was the only American, and was an idiot for the most part. he wanted to vote off izzy just because she didn't find him attractive!

32--Lightning

Really? he was dumber than Lindsay and shouldn't have won in America! he was never nice either.

okay, now those are really the only ones I hate. the rest are ones I don't hate, they are more in the order I like the least.

31--Staci

the producers just needed someone who people would be okay with going home first. yeah, I did find her kinda annoying, but who didn't?

30--Ezekiel

Didn't like him in first season. I think he could have been in the competition more WITHOUT being a stowaway, he should have had more character development.

29--Katie

I might be the only one that has liked her less than Sadie. they were almost the same, yes, but I always thought Sadie to be just a bit smarter and possibly more independent.

28--Sadie

(see Katie)

27--Jo

she is just a greedy person with no respect for others, but for some reason I like/respect HER.

26--Eva

I guess there just wasn't much there. she was competing only in three episodes, so yeah. not much to say.

25--Anne Maria

I guess she was just the "Jersey Shore" reject. again, not much there.

24--Brick

I liked Brick. he was sweet. like I said, I have no real problems with anyone after 31.

23--Blaineley

I thought she was pretty funny, but she was in for like two episodes and didn't have much development.

22--Cameron

I just didn't love a lot of TDRI contestants. I like him though, and wish he would have won in the US instead of lightning.

21--Geoff

I liked him in TDI, but in TDA Aftermaths, he was kind of a jerk to Bridgette.

20--Harold

I like Harold. he is smart and I like nerds!

19--Leshawna

she was totally badass when it came to beating up Heather in season 3!

18--Zoey

she was nice, basically a normal 16 year old. she was TOO normal for the show. then she went crazy and was a parody of Rambo.

17--Mike

I found him entertaining. that's it.

16--Tyler

he was funny and a good comic relief.

15--Owen

he was always happy and nice!

14--B

he had virtually no character development, but he was a tech nerd... I love nerds!

13--Gwen

she was my favorite from TDI, but I didn't like her AS MUCH in TDA and TDWT.

12--DJ

I thought he was one of the sweetest guys, but not so much in TDA.

11--Sierra

I actually liked her, maybe because I am a slight version of her... I also thought she was really funny and I loved how she was willing to die so cody could win!

10--Trent

he was so sweet! if I had any doubts about if I liked him or not, I knew I did after "Not Quite Famous" when he sang the love song for Gwen!

9--Courtney

I actually liked her by far the most out of the CXDXG love triangle after it happened. I think she is an awesome player!

8--Dakota

she had a lot of personality development and she was so sweet! DakotaSam=

7--Sam

he was so cute! I loved when he said "I was looking forward to asking her (Dakota) out and getting rejected all season!" or something like that. and... I love nerds!

6--Bridgette

She was just so nice!

5--Izzy

she was so funny! she was another comic relief and I thought she was one of the characters that didn't change from TDI through TDWT!

4--Lindsay

I love Lindsay! she is sooo nice! and the way she stood up to heather in TDI, and stood up for herself in TDA! I just don't like that she is the dumb-blonde stereotype.

3--Cody

He is soooooo CUTE and smart and I love him! I love nerds!

2--Noah

I AM Noah! he was hilarious in World Tour, and TDI, having in almost every episode a rofl worthy line! I LOVE NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1--Dawn!

I loved her! she was the nicest person on the entire show! and, in my opinion, the prettiest, the sweetest, and the most caring person on there! she isn't afraid to be herself, like most of the people on the show!

99 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

77. One word: STREAK!

78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to McDonald's and try to return a toaster.

82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving the store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.

87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

89. Put lingerie in the men's department.

90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.

95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.


Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final

answer.

32) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say

"you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34) Tell people that you can see their aura.

35) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


FUNNY QUOTES AND RANDOM THINGS...

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.

Saracasm is just one service I offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.

I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest.

Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.

Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh, when you jump of a cliff, I laugh harder.

You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.

It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

The road to success is always under construction.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

It proves that you are a worthless, conceited human being whose brain is so big it could fit inside a peanut shell, and there'd still be room for the peanut!'

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

OPTIMISTS: look on the bright side of things

PESSIMISTS: look on the realistic side of things

OPTIMISTS: think we live in the best possible world

PESSIMISTS: fear it's true

OPTIMISTS: always keep their head up

PESSIMISTS: laugh at the optimist when they trip because they had their head up, therefore not seeing the tree root

OPTIMISTS: dance in the rain

PESSIMISTS: go inside


Annoying Things People Do:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dummy?


Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of PEPSI Warning: Do NOT shake up contents of can it can explode under extreme pressure (Now how am I gonna trick my friends?)

On a LawnMower Warning: Do not stick hands or feet in blade while mower is running (Okay if you have done that, you MUST be a Jimmie Johnson fan)

On a Soda Vending Machine Danger: Do not tip machine, it can fall over and kill you (Huh, I guess whoever did that REALLY wanted a Root Beer)


Here is some things to copy and paste well you can copy my whole profile if you want I don' t care but who has that much time look at this thing I just keep adding on


When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.(who doesn't)

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(yeah I am weird so what)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile(yeah slapping people)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

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First Day of My Life by Cassiopeia Mercutio reviews
Teacher!AU. Castiel is a new teacher to Samuel Colt High School. He just wants to lay low and have a fresh start. Unfortunately for him, his heart disregards all his plans and flushes them down the toilet when he meets Mr. Dean Winchester, the teacher across the hall. Destiel! (DeanxCas)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,350 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
This Is Why We Fight by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
It's been 5 months since the disease escaped the lab, though Courtney's starting to believe it was never really a disease at all. More like a plague. Maybe an experiment by the government to stop their ever growing population that went horribly wrong. Either way, all she knows now is that she had to survive long enough to get rescued- if she ever gets rescued. NaNo 2013 winner.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,108 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
Total Drama: Fans vs Favorites by AldhairCerleyv97 reviews
Sequel for Total Drama X-Treme. Seven favorites. Seven fans. Two million dollars. Who will win this time? CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UPDATED! It's getting better!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,460 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
And Babies Make Ten by Shaddic reviews
Update: This is where I'll put fics involving Mike and Zoey's kids, Noel, Jack, and Riley.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
Attention Seeker by BlueIce RedFire reviews
He was bored and hungry for attention.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Cody, Noah - Complete
A Concert for Twenty Fingers by Craneeum reviews
My name is Noah and I'm just about twenty-one. I'm studying at McGill University in Quebec, fourth year BA. After I finish that, I might go into law, or maybe be a professor like my parents. Oh wait, silly me, you only care about the part of my life that involved kissing boys and being embarrassed on reality TV. Alright, here it is, if you insist: My manifesto of Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cody, Noah
Before and After by Shaddic reviews
This is the story of Mike and Mal's past before Mike was adopted by the Skinners and what took place after.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,745 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Wake by Bardic Jester reviews
The first funeral surprised everyone. The second one was less of a shock. The third one felt like the natural conclusion. It was an inevitability during the year of death. Geoff's mother used to say that bad things always come in threes. A short reflection on life, love, and death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
If You Give a Duncan a Donut by orangerachel reviews
If you give a Duncan a donut...nothing good can from from that! Sequel(ish) to 'If You Give a Noah a Book'. Oneshot!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
If You Give a Noah a Book by orangerachel reviews
Based on the "If You Give a Pig a Pancake" series. If you give Noah a book...god only knows what would happen! Oneshot!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Noah - Complete
Total Drama X-Treme by AldhairCerleyv97 reviews
14 new contestants. 2 million dollars. And the most threatening challenges. CHAPTER 13 UPDATED! SEASON FINALE!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,463 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
Daddy's Characters by Shaddic reviews
Mike and Zoey couldn't be happier in their simple lives with their little girl, but when disaster strikes and everything is lost, can hope rise from the ashes?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,606 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
A Personality Christmas Carol by SailorMarble14 reviews
After All Stars, Mike is happy to celebrate Christmas with his friends, and personas, the only one not excited Mal. Can three spirts of Christmas bring the meaning of Christmas to him. Some Zoke.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Mal, Mike, Zoey, Cameron - Complete
Mental Checkmate by Irk The Waffle reviews
After spending all this time crossing the board, the Knight and his Pawns are ready to scale the Castle and take down the King. (alternate ending to the conclusion for Mal's arc)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
If this is Heather by Fangirl206 reviews
This is just a little story I'm doing because of writers block. Its based off of the song 'austin' by Blake Shelton. Posting multiple chapters with random song based story lines.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Alejandro, Heather
Total Drama: Island Renewed by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012
The Chatroom by Awaiting Inspiration reviews
The TDI contestants are given a chatroom, where chaos insures.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011
Closet Case Studies by Craneeum reviews
During the seasonal break, Noah decides to confide in his large litter of relatives a secret that being on TV has made increasingly hard to hide. Kind of a sequel/midquel to A Concert for Twenty Fingers, although it does not contain a whole lot of spoilers for that story.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Noah
Nothing Else Really Matters Anymore by ZexionLexicon reviews
Ever since his memory shattering brain surgery, Mike can't remember anything about the island, including Zoey. Can she help him find his way again, or will he always be the zombie he's suddenly become?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Mike, Zoey
I'm going to sexually assault everyone at this party! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris sent Lindsay a text telling her that he wanted to her to come over to his house for some fun! Lindsay misreads the text and the next thing Chris realizes is that every cast member is now at his house playing some weird game Izzy thought of and everyone is hooking up! Some will regret it and others will find new love! YOU pick the pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012
Remember by DittoDudette reviews
"Look, I know this is going to sound crazy, but you have to listen to me Cody."...When Noah wakes up to realize no one remembers Total Drama, he immediately goes to check on his boyfriend. Now, he's traveling to extremes to get everyone to remember what happened back at Camp Wawanakwa. Even if it means sharing secrets. Slash warning. NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Noah, Cody
A NoCo Alphabet by Harlie Davidson reviews
A little segment for every letter in the alphabet for everyone's favorite slash couple! Because we know they like each other! T for slash. Me no own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Invisible by KagomeMiroku reviews
could a fatal accident postpone the wedding?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Noah, Cody
Total Drama Island III Return to Wawanakwa by NWCobalt reviews
My little take on a third season of TDI. Note that I don't know the outcome of TDA. I had Duncan win it just cause I wanted him and Owen to battle in this segment. Plus it fits into what I have planned. So enjoy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Duncan, Noah - Complete
Prep Luv: NxC Oneshots by SK-sama reviews
Probably the first or second NoahxCody fanfic ever written. We need more NoahxCody! Rating may vary T to M for chapter. Chapter 1: rated M; Chapter 2-3: rated T
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
Nice Eyes, Don't Lose Em' by Cookies94 reviews
Cody tries to pick up a few girls. It doesn't go as well as planned.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
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A New Friend and an Irritating Ex reviews
So, Scott's relaxing at the Playa after All-Stars, and finds an unexpected friend in Beth. Courtney is not amused. But, it's not like she still has feelings for him. Of course not. She insists she doesn't. Secret Santa gift for The Liability! I hope you like it!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Beth, Courtney, Scott - Complete
Angels Among Us
Takes place when Dean is four. He wants to go for a walk just before dark, and winds up lost. His mother always said that angels were watching over them, and tonight it was true. (No romance; Sorry that the story is so short)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Dean W., Mary W., Gabriel - Complete
Take a Chance reviews
(Loosely based on the song "(Kissed You) Good Night" by Gloriana) Castiel doesn't quite understand why Dean wants to walk him to his motel room ten feet away, and Dean isn't sure how to explain. Will Dean go for it anyway, and use the time to tell Cas how he feels? (Destiel fluff)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Total Divergence reviews
Dawn is Amity born, Amity raised, and she would never want to live in any other Faction. When she takes the aptitude test to determine which of the five Factions, Abnegation, the selfless, Amity, the peaceful, Candor, the honest, Dauntless, and Erudite, the intelligent, she is left with more than one resulting Faction. She is labeled as a threat to society. She is Divergent.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Dawn - Complete
Diary Entries of a Rivalry to Love reviews
"Ugh, Pacifica." "Ugh, Mabel." "She's so rude, and she looks down on everybody!" "She's so… happy, and such a weirdo!" "It's so irritating!" "Why won't she be my friend?" "Why can't she just leave me alone?" "I really can't stand her." "But… even though she's so demanding, in her own snobby way…" "But… even though she's so weird, in her own 'endearing' way..." "She's beautiful."
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Mabel P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Say Something, Please reviews
Mike is no longer the happy, outgoing young man that Zoey fell in love with. He has become more withdrawn since losing his personalities, and Zoey is no longer sure if she loves him. All they need is a sign from who they miss, but will either receive one before they give up? Based off of the song "Say Something."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Mike, Zoey
All Is Not Well In The Land Of Arendelle reviews
All seemed well after the Great Thaw, but nothing is as well as you last saw. The Snow Queen warmed, the deadly white braids are red, reborn. The man with the ice, it quiets the sound... Of the world falling apart all around. Rated for dark themes but nothing too bad.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Duncney Songfics reviews
Back without lyrics! UPDATED with songfic number 5! It is another pro-Duncney one-shot and I love it! Song is "Cop Car" by Keith Urban.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Courtney, Duncan
One By One reviews
They will all be eliminated. From life. The story of how an ex-contestant snapped and them setting out to destroy the other contestants. they might not be who you would think... Rated M for language and violence.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014
Forever Green reviews
Finn's new Grass Sword is more cursed than anyone ever imagined. Better story than summary. Rated T for angst and horror near the end.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Finn
Skin reviews
A Samkota drabble/one shot based on the song "Skin (Sarabeth)" by Rascal Flatts. AU
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Dakota, Sam
Beautiful Blue Lips reviews
After All-Stars, Gwen finds out that a certain someone has a crush on her... Does Gwen like them back? Based on a dream I had.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Gwen, Courtney, Jo
Omnia Sol reviews
A songfic from a song we are learning in chorus that always make me think of Mike right before he... reset. Enjoy! Warning: May mess with your feels!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Mike
Kiss of Death reviews
Cody was never perceived as a ladies man on Total Drama. This is why.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Cody
Total Drama Crack! reviews
A bunch of crack pairings. I was gonna post it another day, but since it's writing spree day I figured why not?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013
TDAS My Way reviews
Finally Chapter 2! Sorry for the long wait!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Chris M., Bridgette, Jo
Super Cheesy Romance One-Shots reviews
Just what the title suggests. Chapter 1: Gwent
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013
Just One More Chance, Princess?
Courtney is fed up with Duncan's lifestyle, but Duncan wants her to stay.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Courtney, Duncan
The Little Black Box reviews
Depressing, I guess. I got this in my head and when that happens, I knew I wanted to upload it. Nobody knew what was inside, except for Courtney... because it was hers.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Courtney
Just Go Out With Me! reviews
Disturbing little one-shot I got in my head at 2:00 am. Dawn never knew how infatuated Scott was with her, until that night. Rated M for violence and swearing. Scott is extremely psycho.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - B, Dawn, Scott - Complete
Before He Dies reviews
Can Cody find out what Noah wants to do before he dies? Rated T for NoCo and mild language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Cody, Noah - Complete