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Joined 04-15-12, id: 3920074, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 2 stories for Saw, Fallout, and Twilight.

"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist." George Carlin

The Basics:

-I am a very sarcastic and painfully cynical person.

-I’m nineteen and hate long walks on the beach. Forests are fine.

-I am a procrastinator which doesn’t go well with writing or university

-I am a major nerd and Nerdfighter.I am currently studying networked systems at a university in a rift between time and space.

-I plan to become a computer technician one uni’s done with. Although writing is the dream job.

-I dabble in psychology and enjoy writing characters with mental problems.

-I strive to be honest in my writing and to create interesting characters. Please tell me if anything I write is other than this.

-Biggest inspirations are Stephen King, Leigh Whannell, James Wan, Joss Whedon and the old fairy tales where bad stuff actually happened and the 'knight in shining armour' was the bad guy. Nothing says 'true love' like taking advantage of a woman when they're either asleep or have never seen a man before.

-Do I like Twilight? When I was 12 and didn't know any better, yes. Now? No.

In the words of one of my favourite bloggers "You have some seriously dubious judgment if you don’t read Twilight and think, “Oh my God, we have to stage an intervention." and Alex Day "This is not how you book." I am not claiming to be better than her I just simply find the concept of the novel worrying.

Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
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Wasteland Blues reviews
Some part of Saoirse knew that she should have been concerned when she saw herself standing to her left, staring at the grave. It seemed almost normal in the warm Mojave sunlight. Like meeting a friend you hadn't seen for a long time. "Why would he do that?" Her doppelgänger looked up and smiled. "To get you confused."
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
I Want To Play A Game reviews
Jigsaw has found a new test subject in selfish creature known as Bella Swan. He will teach her to appreciate the life she has been given and the lives of others. But how many people will die before she realises she isn't as important as she believes?
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Jigsaw, Bella - Complete