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What Lies Beneath by tinyfierce reviews
Eve knows the beauty and trust of truly letting someone in, and before she lets her rapidly-deepening relationship with Solas go any further, she is determined to dig beneath that veneer, break him down - even just a bit. And one night, taking advantage of the empty library's darkness, she sets out to do just that. (Prompt oneshot.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Solas, Lavellan] - Complete
The Gift of Time by Silverblind reviews
Shepard makes a deal with Zaeed; in this race against those that would see her people destroyed, he would help her stop time, for an hour or two. - One Shot - PWP -
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Shepard (F), Zaeed M.] - Complete
Turians by HotMezoti reviews
Lemony goodness with Garrus and Jane Shepard, exploring their relationship development on ME2. Completed story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Cold Ship by ninalanfer reviews
FemShep/Nihlus - In an au without the Reapers Nihlus have some issues with living aboard a ship adapted for humans. His menté Shepard is there to help him relax. masskink prompt. PWP-ish. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Nihlus K., Shepard (F)] Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Entropy by Lilith Morgana reviews
It's not always about holding hands. Sometimes it's about being two equally stubborn aliens out in deep space, finding more similarities along the way than either of you bargained for. A slow-building Shepard/Zaeed story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Decontamination by ninalanfer reviews
FemShep/Garrus - Virmire was rough. Shepard need some time alone to mole over her thoughts. She figured the decontamination unit would be a safe bet. But her favorite turian will not leave her alone to mope. masskink prompt. PWP. Oneshot. Complete. Explicit Sexual Content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Trial And Garrus by ArtemisFallen reviews
Rated MA for sexual content. Takes Place during Mass Effect 3. Artemis Shepard decides to initiate a spar session with Garrus that ultimately turns into a very rough, slightly BDSM-esque sexual interaction. This one shot was a request by some friends for a rough tumble with FemShep and Garrus. NSFW Shakarian Sex Fluff Smut. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Behind the Shower Curtain by ninalanfer reviews
Shepard unexpectedly joins Thane in the public showers aboard Normandy. Thinking no one is awake she proceeds to seduce him, but a shore party arrives late from a mission and with boys being boys they are soon discussing their dear commander and all her many… attributes. FemShep/Thane. Masskink fill. PWP. Oneshot. Complete. EXPLICIT 18 sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
With All Due Respect by Hot elf reviews
After a tough mission, James really just wants a hot shower and some rest. Little does he expect to end up naked in Commander Shepard's quarters. But once the dam is broken, the two of them realize there's far more than just physical attraction between them. Cover art by the wonderful queendread. More about James and Susannah in "Saving It All for You" and "Kiss and Tell".
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Shepard (F), James V.] - Complete
Snowmelt by Lamia-Kuei reviews
He's mean, dangerous, and a stone cold killer. The Council have him brought in on the recommendation of his more alert Spectre peers. Nobody but the human Spectre steps forward to be his watcher. Nobody, least of all Saren, ever expected to discover that in the care of that human, he just melts into a puddle of purring contentment. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Non-Negotiable by Zet Sway reviews
"I will deal with him as soon as I'm finished making you forget every second you ever spent by his side." Thane/FShep. Implied past relationship with Kai Leng. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Thane K. - Complete
Slow Dance by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard and Hackett dance at an awards ceremony and banquet then, when things get hot, they head to a nearby hotel to have their own party. Mentions of an amputee Shepard. PWP, rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett - Complete
Another Man's Child by The Red Celt reviews
When Shepard shows up pregnant on Tuchanka, it brings out something Wrex didn't even know he had: his soft side. Unabashed fluffiness and some lemon chiffon for all you Wrex shippers out there. Rated M for stuff at the end, because kinkmeme. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Battlemaster and Commander by The Red Celt reviews
The story of the relationship between Wrex and Shepard, spanning all three games, because I adore that old krogan. :) Rated M for adult situations and language. (Reposting chapter 7, because I don't think the e-mail notifications went out.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex
Cultured Memories by barbex reviews
Shavik smut - a neglected genre. The last prothean on a ship full of primitives, superior and alone. He has needs and he finds out that there may be more to the primitives than he had thought.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Shepard (F), Javik] - Complete
Heuristics by kc-archive reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F)
Wax On, Wax Off by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Clean Only On Cipritine by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
This Moment by TheGethhaveacrushonme reviews
kmeme fill - Miranda and femShep have feelings for each other, but, both being stubborn, haven't acted on them so far. During shore leave they have an argument, whereupon Miranda vanishes for a while, and Shep falls asleep waiting for her. A little fluff, a little smut, lots of talking, the usual.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Picture Window by Zet Sway reviews
"I will admit that the shortness of your dress is presently entertaining my desires. Specifically because it would take minimal effort to pull it up just enough to discover what lies beneath." Thane/FShep. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Smoking Gun by Zet Sway reviews
Shepard didn't know where Thane acquired his hardware and frankly she didn't want to know, but he was adamant about becoming comfortable with his new weapon before using it in the field. He'd said something about his gun being an extension of himself or whatever... she hadn't really been listening. She had other things on her mind. Thane/FShep. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Archangel by Rokubi reviews
Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Hands by Zet Sway reviews
"I will admit, Shepard, I have no experience with massage as it pertains to a human body. You will be my first." Thane/FShep. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Everything It's Cracked Up To Be by Suilven reviews
After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,908 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Nerdmance by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard and Joker Shepard and Joker have developed an even closer friendship in the years after the war and they wind up as neighbors. During one of these sessions, Shepard jokingly makes a pass at Joker and gets the gears turning in his head again. Rated M for future, just in case.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Wild Horses by Grace Kay reviews
Samantha is called up to the commander's cabin for a little chat...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] - Complete
Seal The Deal by Muslin reviews
Kolyat need Shepard's help and seeks her out to negotiate it. However, it turns into a very different type of meeting... Warning: language, alcohol, drell-induced hallucinations and suggestive themes a.k.a. the fun stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kolyat K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Presidium Lake by Rokubi reviews
Good old honest Shepard is determined to check every inch of the Presidium's Lake for fish. Garrus has been telling her for hours that there are no fish to be found and is at the end of his rope in frustration… until they end up in the lake themselves. Oneshot M content F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Marked by Czigany reviews
James Vega is an incorrigible flirt. Zaeed Massani is not impressed. Commander Shepard finds it amusing. Kmeme fill and somewhat sequel to Following Orders. ME3, F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Shepard (F), Zaeed M.] James V. - Complete
The Perks of Working Late by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus reconnect after Menae and James is an accidental witness. The sex he's good with, it's what comes after that makes him uncomfortable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] James V. - Complete
Following Orders by Czigany reviews
A job for Kasumi goes a little wrong and quite a bit right. Really old kmeme fill; F!Shep/Zaeed, confined space. One-shot, complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Shepard (F), Zaeed M.] - Complete
Enemy territory by Elesey reviews
AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Service to the Primarch by Ahrk reviews
Sequel to Tables Voluntarily Turned. FemshepxGarrusxVictus "Garrus smiles to himself, sure that when Victus woke up today, he had no idea he'd be making out with an ex-C-Sec vigilante and a human Spectre who just happen to save the galaxy on occasion." Rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Pinned by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Shepard and Vega's relationship blooms into something heated. Story hinted at in Blind. Can be read separately. FemShepard/JamesVega
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Curiosity by quondam reviews
While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Night Shift by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - AU/Femshep/Garrus/Nihlus. Garrus and Shepard are C-Sec officers and friends with benefits. An ill advised idea to wind down on their bosses desk ends suprisingly well.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Tables Voluntarily Turned by Ahrk reviews
To see an upright, proud turian like Garrus fall apart in her hands... FemShepxGarrus. Warning: pegging. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Before the Relay by That'sNotMe reviews
Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by inthenightside reviews
And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
Please by kc-archive reviews
Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
Ad Synesthesiae by BloodyMassive reviews
Masskink prompt fill. Something smutty inside the Geth consensus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
That Crazy Mating Call by Washedawaycloud reviews
Mass Kink One Shot Promt. Shepard is going through her subtle human heat and Garrus has no idea what's hit him. Sex in public? Who could resist?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Things We Do To Win Wars And Other Things by Washedawaycloud reviews
FemShep/Javik - Mass Kink Prompt. To get information out of beacon they have to dance - but what if it leads to other things? One Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
Little Boys Need Not Apply by jen4306 reviews
The Suicide Mission was a success, and Kaidan wants back in Shepard's life. Zaeed Massani plans on making sure that never happens.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 161,520 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Zaeed M., Shepard (F) - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Battlegrounds by inthenightside reviews
a masskink request to continue from where Continuing Struggles left off. Renagade F!Shep has finished training as a Spectre, so there's no reason to hang around and fight with Saren anymore. Or is there?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Further Surprises by inthenightside reviews
Masskink request for some sort of continuation to Unexpected, where requester asked for a threesome between F!Shepard, Garrus and the turian Councillor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Councilor Valern - Complete
Minor Complications by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Just What the Doctor Ordered by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Sweet Dreams by jhoom reviews
Shepard's always had nightmares, so when Shepard starts moaning in her sleep, naturally Garrus wants to wake her up. Unfortunately for Shepard, it was hardly a nightmare. Now Garrus will have to make it up to her. Masskink meme fill. Rated M for lemon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Brittle Bones, Tender Touch by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
What I Want by redtrouble reviews
One-shot Shoker fic. Joker and Shepard have been indulging in each other for quite some time... but he wants more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Tonight and Tomorrow by Juliette Louise reviews
The crew of the Normandy celebrate their victory over the Collectors. But where did Shepard and Krios disappear off to? Rated for naughtiness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Taking Orders by Shiny-kun reviews
Written for Masskink, ME1-centric. Set after the Dr. Saleon mission; where Shepard ordered him to be taken into custody and Garrus shot him. Shepard goes to yell at him and ends up dominating him inside the Mako. Wrex and Ash run a commentary.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Hell of a Thing by Wutruffbeest reviews
A life saved and the favor returned make Zaeed and Shepard rethink their stance on each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete