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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I kinda am...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I can't stand Harper!!!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Well not out loud
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Not even close.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Worse Games to Play by Belmione reviews
"In this moment I'm not sure how I've said no to him for fifteen years. Peeta Mellark hasn't smiled like that since the day on the rooftop of the Training Center before the Quarter Quell." My take on Katniss's decision to have children with Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 164,524 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Expecting by VMA1998 reviews
A New York bar is where it all happened. Add a teenage boy, a teenage girl, some alcohol and a smelly toilet and all that equals… a baby! Annabeth Chase didn't know what would happen when she walked into the bar. But it changed her life and Percy's too..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,555 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Through a Mentor's Eyes by hella-cupcake reviews
"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,279 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Haymitch A.
Mare Nostrum by intotheyellowwoods reviews
"They say love conquers all, but right now in the pits of Tartarus… Annabeth wasn't so sure." War isn't always physical. Most people forget about that, in Annabeth's opinion. And it was always the mental component of Tartarus that was the worst. Set post-MoA, during House of Hades, the pair must follow their most perilous journey yet. Percabeth. Rated T for dark themes. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
My Baby by S.Malady reviews
After the war, Harry didn't expect to connect so deeply with his godson. The little bugger would have it no other way. Here are some one-shots of Harry and Teddy bonding. Updates whenever I write something new! Latest chapter: Kisses. He planted big, wet kisses on his baby brother's round cheeks and button nose and dimple chin. "You are such a big boy now."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Odd One Out by JoeMerl reviews
Even by Weasley standards, Hugo has always been an odd child. Perhaps the strangest thing about him? His favorite uncle is Percy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Percy W., Hugo W. - Complete
The Marauders - Year One by MaraudersMichiefManaged reviews
James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin have all received their letters to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and are now entering their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Remus L., James P.
LeoCam by CimFan reviews
While building Argo 2, Leo decides to buy a new video - camera, and film everything that's going on. Including interviews with campers, Jasper, Percabeth and more : I suck at summaries. Placed between TLO and SoN. T because I want.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,389 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
All Weasleys Aboard to Hogwarts! by Gryffindor010697 reviews
My first Harry Potter story so... please be brutal. Shows Teddy, Victoire, James, Lily and other Weasley grandkids on their first departure from Platform 9 3/4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W., Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Rebuilding by PretendDancerWriter reviews
Katniss is no longer the Capitol's toy, but she still feels like she is. She discovers how to live again, but will the ghosts of her past continue to haunt her, as well as her children? Collection of one-shots post-Mockingjay, pre- & post-Epilogue. Sequel is "From the Ground Up"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
You're not you- and yet you are by I'veGotManyNames reviews
Nico's thoughts when he meets Percy in The Son of Neptune. Just a short snapshot that wouldn't leave me until I wrote it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Burger and Fries by Innoverse reviews
In which Annabeth and Percy decide to take Thalia up on her offer of burgers after the Battle of Manhattan, and Nico ends up tagging along. Hints of Percabeth, Annabeth's POV. Requested by Swallow in the Cloud.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Annabeth C.
Again by Splashfire reviews
Again, Maximum Ride finds herself in a strange situation. Several new kids have been brought to the School. All of them know eachother, speak a different language, and have weapons. Maybe, just maybe, they can help the Flock defeat the School forever.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Max, Percy J.
The Little Things by rck19 reviews
"Don't you think it's sad how they argue so much?" Piper asked. "Kind of, but I think it also makes them who they are, and that's what makes them work so well." Piper thought about what Jason had said for a moment. "Like it makes the good things about each other and being together stand out so much more." Two-Shot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Her Beautiful Grey Eyes by HAWTgeek reviews
There was only one thing left that he wanted to tell her. He tried to speak, but he couldn't.But he didn't know that. "Your eyes are the last things I want to look at before I die…" And then Luke's hand went slack. When everything was falling apart, nothing took away the bliss he felt when he looked into her beautiful grey eyes... One-Shot of Luke and Annabeth up until his death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
Ships on a Ship by IamNyssaDaughterofHephaestus reviews
"So... Jasper or Jayna?" What the characters think of our favorite ships. Chapter 12: Authors Note PREVIOUSLY Headintheclouds818
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Hazel L.
What Can You Expect? by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Jason ponders on a quote he can't quite understand. He turns to Reyna for help. An idea ends up with Reyna screaming at him that she hopes he already finished writing his will. Oh, well. What can you expect? They're just Jason and Reyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Reunion oneshots by Little-miss-laughs-alot reviews
Different ways the reunion in MoA could go, since Rick Riordan deprived us of it! series of oneshots that are different versions of the reunion. Percabeth, Jasper, PM me for other suggestions
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by Daughter-of-Jove reviews
Yes, this is own of those horribly over done fanfictions where characters write letters to the fanfiction community. So enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
The Unexpected by HAWTgeek reviews
When Annabeth found out she was pregnant, she freaked out and broke up with Percy. She had the baby, Sarah,and gave her up. Seven years later,they got another chance to raise their daughter. Will things go back to the way they were? Or is this permanent?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,604 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Something Permanent by Disney Sorceress reviews
Annabeth always wanted to build something permanent. A series of oneshots on how Percy and Annabeth deal with being separated, followed by my take on how some scenes in MoA will go.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
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