Yuuna Yuki Hana
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UPDATE!!: I DECIDED NOT TO DO THE STORY MOSTLY BECAUSE I WOULD NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PUT IN IT I'M SO SORRY! :(

As you can see I love Naruto. Hmm well my favorite color is purple I LOVE Chinese Food. .

My favorite anime shows are...Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara, Peach Girl, ECT. Call me Hana if my name is to long for you to type. One more thing...

Dattebayo!!


Episode One

Ninja 1: Lord Hokage! It's an emergency.
Hokage: I hope your not bothering me with some trivia. And don't tell me it's Naruto again.
Ninja 2: It is Naruto again. He climbed onto the great stone faces.
Ninja 1: He put graffiti all over the Hokage.

Episode Two

Guy taking picture: Li, sten kid, you sure you want me take your picture like that?
Naruto: Just do it! Come on already! Come on! Come on!
Guy taking picture: Don't blame me later.

Naruto: I couldn't make a nice face, so it took three hours to make it look like that. But, isn't it artistic, or like, cool.
Hokage: Take it over.

Naruto: I prepared you, so now you're ready to learn the sexy jutsu. Believe it! You're just gonna need to practice.
Konohamaru: Practice! All right, boss!
Naruto: Now the trick is to get all the curves in the right places. You ready?
Konohamaru: I'm ready, boss. Transform! (turns into an ugly large woman)

(Naruto is observing Konohamaru's awkward transformation.)
Naruto: Uh. The clothes kind of look like her.
Woman: That looks like me?!
Loud slap sound.)

Woman: Now, now, Honorable Grandson. Next time you transform into me, try to make me a little cuter.
Konohamaru: (Shaken) She's scary.
Naruto: (Lying on the ground) You're the one who did it. Why am I the one that gets whacked around?

Episode Three

Kakashi: This milk expired a while ago... He's going to get a horrible stomachache if he drinks this.
(Naruto is shown on the toilet)
Naruto: Why the heck is this happening to me?!

Naruto: AM I GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON THE POT?!

Iruka: Squad 7: Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto: Uh...
Iruka: Sakura Haruno...
Sakura: Uh...
Naruto: YEAH!!!
Sakura: I'm doomed...
Iruka: And Sasuke Uchiha.
Sakura: YEAH!!!
Naruto: I'm doomed...

Inner Sakura: Cha! This is outrageous! I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss! Naruto will pay for this! Cha!

Sasuke:Alone...Isolated.
Sakura: Huh?
Sasuke: It's not about your parent's scolding you. You have no idea what it means to be alone.
Sakura: Why are you saying this?
Sasuke: Because, you're annoying.

Konohamaru: You're mine, Naruto! (Trips) Whoa!

Episode Four

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno! I like...well, the person I like is...(Looks at Sasuke) And my hobby is...well, my dream is to... (Keeps looking at Sasuke, who is looking away)
Kakashi: And what do you hate?
Sakura: Naruto.

Naruto: (Still hanging upside down) Alright, I get it!
Kakashi: No, I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? Think before you use a jutsu, otherwise your opponent might use it against you. Oh, and if the bait is obvious, don't take it.

Kakashi: How should I put this? My first impression of this group is...you're a bunch of idiots.

Kakashi: Compared to the others you're a little weird.
Naruto: The only thing weird is your haircut!

Naruto and Sakura: You’re late!
Kakashi: Well, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way.
Episode Five

Kakashi: Let's go.
(Naruto is left tied to the pole)
Naruto: I knew it would end like this! Untie me!!

(Sakura sees Sasuke's head above the dirt) Sakura: Huh? Sasuke: Sakura? Sakura: (Screams) Sasuke's just a head without a body and he's talking! (Sakura faints) Sasuke: (Stunned) And that's my partner.

Sakura: I passed? All I did was faint and fall over. You get points for that?
Inner Sakura: Love wins out! Cha cha cha!

Episode Six

Kakashi: Hi Sakura: (Thinking) Kakashi-sensei! He's alive!
Sasuke: Hmmph! Show-off.

Kakashi Naruto uh, that was really cool how you took the poison out and all...but uh, if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. (Naruto's face begin to turn blue as he stares at his wound) Kakashi: (While winking) Good idea to stop the bleeding now, seriously.

Tazuna: Huh? A bunch of snot-nosed kids? And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja?
Naruto: Where? Where's the midget with the idiotic look on his...
(Naruto realizes he's the smallest.)
Naruto: I'm gonna kill you!
Kakashi: You can't kill the person you were just assigned to protect.

Episode Seven

Kakashi: Well, if we fail, we'll only lose our lives.
Sakura: How can you say that?!

Episode Nine

Naruto: Hey you...the freak with no eyebrows!

Sasuke: Don't brag, you just lucked out.
Tazuna: The whole thing was a fluke.

Episode Ten

Kakashi: All right! Training starts now! First, we will begin with a review of Chakra, the ninja's basic source of power. Understanding Chakra is essential.
Sasuke: We know that.
Naruto: Yeah. A long time ago, we learned about, uh, catra!
Kakashi: Chakra!

(On their first tree-walking attempt, Sasuke makes it a decent way up the tree, while Naruto quickly crashes back to the ground.)
Kakashi: That's about what I expected from Sasuke...and Naruto.

Naruto: Hey! You're good at this. How 'bout some advice?
Sakura: Uh...
Naruto: But, please don't tell Sasuke I asked. Please! Please! Please!

Episode Eleven

Sasuke: You...You know, you asked Sakura for advice when she was here. So, what did she tell you?
Naruto: Uh...Ahh, ha ha ha! I'm not telling you.

Episode Twelve

Sasuke: Sakura's right, Naruto's such a loser. He's probably lying out there dead somewhere.

Kakashi: If I am still sane by the end of the training, it'll be a miracle.

Haku: By the way, I'm a boy.
Naruto: WHAT?! He's even prettier than Sakura!

Episode Thirteen

Sakura: He's got some nerve facing us again after pulling that trick... Kakashi: ...and hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling? Sakura: Ahem, speak for yourself, sensei. Sasuke: That's it, I'm taking him out. Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown? Sakura: Sasuke, you're so cool. Kakashi: (Thinking) Wait a second...Didn't I just say that? She'll never change.

Episode Fourteen

Sasuke: (Thinking) We must attack him from a certain position and Naruto and I are in a perfect position. I'll attack from the inside and Naruto can attack from the outside.
Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I snuck in here to save you! How'd you like that move?
Kakashi: Naruto, you sneak up on your enemy, not your ally.
Sasuke: You are a complete loser! You're a shinobi, think carefully before you move!
Naruto: What the heck's your problem?! You should be thanking me for coming in here to help you!
Sasuke: Naruto, if we're both inside...grrr...forget it! I've had it with your mistakes!
Naruto: And I've had it with your attitude! Believe it!

Sasuke: You call yourself a ninja? What ever happened to STEALTH?

Episode Fifteen

Kakashi: Are you finished bragging? It's starting to put me to sleep!

Episode Sixteen

Inner Sakura: Sasuke will beat them to a pulp! Cha!

Sasuke: Naruto, you better not pass out again. Come on, let's go. I can't keep protecting you like this.

Episode Eightteen

Haku: Sorry Naruto, change of plans. (Hands signs) I'm not ready to die quite yet.

Episode Nineteen

(Inari and Naruto are both crying)
Sakura: (Thinking) Boys can be so pathetic.

Sakura: Hey Sasuke, when we get back do you want to do something with me?
Sasuke: Uh, I don't think so.
Sakura: Oh...
Naruto: Hey Sakura, I'll do something with you.
Sakura: Hey you, that was a private conversation!

Kakashi: Not good.
Naruto: C'mon Kakashi-sensei! You must have a jutsu that can take care of this bunch of losers.

Sasuke: Sakura, it's hard to breath with you on top of me.

Gato: Look at you...you look about as demonic as a wet kitten.

Episode Twenty

Konohamaru: (Talking about Sakura) I don't even think she's human! Did you see how wide her forehead is?

Sasuke: What a loser.
Sakura: Uh! Of course, he just has to choose the biggest dog.

Naruto: All right! Kakashi Sensei, I love you!
(Naruto hugs Kakashi)
Kakashi: Hey, stop! Let go of me!

Naruto: Fake rocks? What's up with that?!
(Naruto starts running, with the giant rock following him until he comes to a stop)
That's the worst disguise of all time, there's no such thing as square rocks!

Kakashi: Hey, guys. Good morning. Sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life.
Sakura and Naruto: LIER!

Sakura: Hey, Sasuke, why don't we...well...Let's do something more personal! You know, to improve our teamwork and all!
Sasuke: I swear, you're just as bad as Naruto. Instead of flirting, why don't you work on your jutsu and make the team stronger? Let's face it, you're actually worse than Naruto.

Episode Twenty One

Naruto: Chunin Exam? I've never heard of any Chunin Exam, believe it!
Temari: Oh, I believe it. You obviously have no clue.

(In Naruto's thoughts) Hokage: I have to accept it: Naruto's better than an old geezer like me, so I'll just retire and let him be Hokage.
Naruto: Yay!

Sasuke: Hey, you, identify youself
Gaara: My name is Gaara, of the desert. I'm curious about you too, who are you?
Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha
Naruto: Hi there, I bet you're dying to know my name right?!
Gaara: I couldn't care less

Kakashi: This is all voluntary; it's up to each of you. If any of you don't feel ready, you can wait till next year.
Naruto: ALL RIGHT!!! Kakashi-sensei, you rock!
(Naruto jumps on Kakashi)
Kakashi: Hey! Don't slobber on my vest!

Sakura: Argh!!! Why? Why? Why? I'ts always the same! He sets the time, then we have to wait hours for him!
Naruto: It's not fair!
Sakura: What about my feelings? I rushed here so fast, I didn't even have time to blow-dry my hair!
Naruto: And I didn't even have enough time to brush my teeth or change my underwear!
Sakura: You, uh... didn't? Thats really disgusting, Naruto.
Sasuke: (Thinking) First thing in the morning and they're already driving me nuts.

Lee: My name is Rock Lee. You are Sakura, right? Please be my girlfriend! I vow to protect you with my life!
Sakura: Definitely...not.
Lee: Why?
Sakura: Because you're a weirdo!

Sasuke: So this is the big, bad Chuunin Exam? What a freak show!

Naruto:Hey Konahamaru, do I seem uncool or something?
Konahamaru: Well compared to Sasuke, Yeah you're pretty lame

Episode Twenty Two

Naruto: That weird thing he's talking to is a turtle, right?
Sakura: Obviously! What'd you think it is?

Naruto: Hold it! I get him first. This weirdo is mine!
Sasuke: Go for it.
Sakura: Naruto!

Gai: Lee!!
Lee: Sensei!!
Gai: Lee!!
Lee: Sensei!!
(The two hug and a sunset and beautiful waves are seen in the background)

Sakura: Hey! Keep your creepy little valentines to yourself! I was dodging for my life there!
Lee: You do not have to be so negative Sakura.

Rock Lee: Oh Sakura, I love you!
Sakura: Ahh! Those eyebrows can't be real! No! Your hair style is horrible too, and those eyebrows are so bushy! Your such a weirdo!
Rock Lee: You are an angel, sent from heaven!

Naruto: Actually, it's kinda sweet the way they're all huggy and stuff.
Sakura: Huh?! What are you saying?! They're both totally crazy!!

Naruto: (Looks at Lee and his Sensei) So, that's where Lee gets it from. Same soup bowl haircut, and even bushier eyebrows.
Lee: (angered) Hey! Do NOT insult Guy-sensei! He is one of the greatest men in the entire world!
Naruto: Well, excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from underneath a turtle!
Lee: He did not crawl out! (Gai and Lee continue to cry and hug each other)
Gai: It's okay! It's okay! It's only a phase!

Sasuke: How could I lose to someone that lame?

Gai: I'm sorry for the trouble Lee caused you. Please look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also, admire my handsome manly features!

Gai: Now, run into the setting sun! Run and suffer...but don't mess up your hair.

Naruto: He's got the biggest eyebrows yet! They're almost alive!!!

Episode Twenty Three

Hinata: (Blushing) Oh! Hi, Naruto.
Naruto: (Narrating) Hinata Hyuga: She's alright. But I don't understand why she gets all shy and embarrassed every time I, like, look at her.

Gai: I held my team back for a year so they could hone their skills and mature. Let them enjoy their youth a little longer.
Kakashi: Heh. Your concern is touching. You sure it's not just because you know your guys don't stand a chance against mine?

Naruto:(Introducing Chouji) That's Chouji Akimichi. Aki-munchi's more like it! I bet he'd eat his own head if he could!

Ino: Tell your boyfriend to shut his fat trap!
Sakura: Whose boyfriend?!
Ino: Oh yeah, I forgot! You can't get one!
Sakura: What?!

Episode Twenty Four

Ibiki: We'll start the written test once you've all seated.
Naruto: What? Did he say...written?
(shows testpapers)
Naruto: No!!! Not a written test, no way!

Naruto: (Thinking) Tick, Tick, Tick! Couldn't they've had a digital clock?!

Episode Twenty Five

Ibiki:The entire purpose of this test was to see how well you could gather information as a team without getting caught. This is essential for a shinobi.
Naruto: Ha ha! I knew that all along! It was so obvious, right Hinata?
Sasuke:(Thinking) So he really didn't know the whole time.

(Ibiki picks up Naruto's test, which is completely blank.)
Ibiki: I just passed a candidate who didn't answer a single question. Ha ha. Naruto Uzumaki. He's a funny one alright.

Episode Twenty Six

Naruto: Your tribute to the great Sasuke is putting everyone to sleep Sakura!

Sakura: Shadow clones? Who can handle THAT many Narutos?

Naruto: That's why you got your butt kicked by Rock Lee, because you're better than him? Even you screw up sometimes!
Sasuke: I'm gonna screw you up, Naruto!

Episode Twenty Seven

Ino: Well, well, well. If it isn't the little future failure. What's up, billboard brow? I thought you would've wash out of the program by now. Your big forehead alone should have gotten you tossed.
Sakura: So sad you're jealous that I'm spending five days with Sasuke...and it's clearly turning you into someone very petty and ugly. And you were already ugly. (laughs)

Anko: The first thing you need to know is that this test will tax every one of your survival skills.
Shikamaru: Survival...what a drag.

Naruto: Excuse me, I gotta, you know.
(Naruto unzips his pants and Sakura hits Naruto over the head)
Sakura: Yeah right! Not in front of me you don't! What is this, a kennel? Go find a bush!

Naruto:(Peeing off screen) Wow, that was a lot! I wrote my whole name!

Naruto: That guy's gonna pay for this! I mean sneaking up on a guy when he's...it's just not right!

Ino:(To Choji) More kunai, less candy!

Shikamaru: So um, let's say in the exam, can we quit?
Anko: Of course not! In a middle of a battle you can't say "Sorry, I quit"...Well, I guess you can, but it will only get you killed!

Episode Twenty Eight

Naruto: That's it. I'm out of here, whether slither-puss likes it or not!

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! The password is...I forgot

Episode Twenty Nine

Naruto: Okay, Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but you've been picking on my friends and I don't like that. So you just better slither on back to your hole snake-lady, before I make a pair of shoes out of ya!

Episode Thirty

Lee: (Preview for the next episode) It is I, Rock Lee. Handsome devil of the Hidden Leaf Village. Everything is going just as I planned, Guy-Sensei! What better way to win the lovely Sakura's heart, than by rescusing her!

Episode Thirty One

Ino: Hi, there! I've been wanting to meet you for a really long time, Neji... so,Hi! Neji: Get lost.

Ino: Oh, man! There doesn't seem to be anyone around who's weaker than us!
Shikamaru: Not so fast...I still think that Naruto's team might actually be weaker than we are.
Ino: Take that back right now, you jerk!
Shikamaru: What'd ya mean?
Ino: There's no doubt Naruto and Sakura are lame, but I won't have you bad mouthing Sasuke! He's awesome!

Episode Thirty Three

Ino: (Laughs) Sorry for dragging you both into this, but we are a three man squad right? All for one, and one for all.
Shikamaru: Yeah. What's meant to happen will.
Choji: THIS AINT TEAMWORK! I CALL THIS SUICIDE! LET ME OUT OF HERE! PLEASE, LET ME GO!
Shikamaru: Stop whining! You're getting on my nerves!

Zaku: Better a live sheep than a dead lion. Isn't that right, fatso?
Choji: Did I just here that right? What did that guy just say?
Shikamaru: Uh oh. He just pushed Choji's button big time!
Choji: You want to try saying that again?
Zaku: I said you better get out while you still can, fatty.
Choji: (Yells) Who are you calling fat?! I'm just a little chubby, ok!

Naruto: (Smiling in his sleep) Sakura's in danger, I'll protect her. It's okay, Sakura, I'll save you.
Shikamaru: Woah! Somebody ought to kick him and wake him up. This is embarassing.
Choji: Can I kick him first?

Episode Thirty Four

Ino: Why, you sneaky little troll...hugging him like that...billboard brow!
Sakura: Haven't you heard the expression, "All's fair in love and war." little Ino pig?

Naruto: Aha! I know you, Bushy-Brow!
Sakura: Hey! Knock it off! You'd better not say anything bad about Lee!
(Sakura punches Naruto for insulting Lee) Naruto: (Thinking) What in the world happened when I was asleep? Everything's gone crazy!

Gaara: They looked at me the wrong way, so they're gonna die.

(Tenten goes up to Ino who is supporting Lee.)
Tenten: I'll take care of him now, Ino.
Ino: Uh..okay.
(Tenten starts shaking Lee violently)
Tenten: C'mon Lee, pull yourself together!!! Wake up already, alright!
(Ino stares at her)

Episode Thirty Six

Naruto: I don't care if there's 400 of them! When I'm through, they're gonna need 400 hospital beds! Believe it!

Episode Thirty Seven

Lee: (Thinking) Guy-Sensei is just the coolest teacher ever. I mean, he is so cool, he practically glows with cool. (out-loud) You watch, Guy-Sensei! Someday I'll make you proud of me! (Lee flashes back to how he tried to protect Sakura, then thinks how he saw Sakura cry) I do not want to see tears from anyone close to me ever again. That is why, I am never going to lose again Guy-Sensei! Never!

Tenten: (Thinking) So, that's Guy-Sensei's old rival, huh? Well, if I had to judge them on looks alone, I'd say Guy-Sensei would lose.

Gai: I see your team didn't do too bad, Kakashi. They must've gotten real lucky. Of course, with my team still around, your team is doomed to failure. And after all, what matters on the next test is ability, and we've got you far outclassed. Well, I guess part of growing up is learning to deal with heartbreak. Huh, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Hmm? Did you say something?
Gai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Thinking) All right, Kakashi, you win this round! Boy, that drives me nuts when you act so cool! There's no way I'm gonna let you get the best of me!

Episode Thirty Eight

Hayate: The preliminaries will be starting immediately.
Kiba: Come on, you mean right now.
Ino: We just finished barely surviving the last exam. Don't we get a break?
Shikamaru: Man, What a drag.
Chouji: Hey, when do we eat?

Episode Thirty Nine

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! You won but in such an uncool way.

Episode Fourty One

Naruto: Well, no matter who's picked, it'll be two weirdoes. This contest is chock full of 'em!

Gai: What else would I expect from my old rival, Kakashi? Yet another glib, senseless statement. Man, it burns me up when he acts so COOL!

Episode Fourty Two

Naruto: Hold on! You're not saying, she's better than me?
Kakashi:(In a sarcastic tone) No, you're the greatest.

Shikamaru: Oh man, girls are scary...

Episode Fourty Three

(Tenten is about to fight Temari.)
Lee: Alright Tenten! Keep her guessing!
Gai: Go for it! You have the power of youth!
Lee: C'mon Tenten! Send that girl back to her village in a stretcher! We're right behind you! All the way Tenten!
Gai: Let's here it! 2, 4, 6, 8! Who do we appreciate? (Lee cheers.) Tenten!
Naruto: Grr...How did I get stuck in the cheering section? (Lee and Gai continue to cheer.)

Sakura: Stay sharp. And thanks by the way. (Flashbacks to the last episode)
Naruto: No! Sakura don't! You've come this far, Sakura! Don't disgrace yourself now by loosing to that lame Ino girl!
Sakura: (Back to Naruto) If you hadn't called out when you did, I might not still be here.
Naruto: Yeah, that's probably true.
Sakura: Oh, you little...!

Episode Fourty Four

Kiba: Look at that, it's us against the kid! Hey Akamaru, I think you and I just won the lottery!

Neji:(talking about naruto) He's certainly an interesting one...it's not everyday you see a shinobi who would bite his opponent.

Kiba:He used a transformation jutsu! You little! Get off! Let go of me!
Naruto: (spitting) You smell even worse that the dog.

Naruto: Ha! I just wanted to see what you've got. Frankly, you hit like an old lady. You have a better chance of winning this if you send that puppy to fight for you.
Kiba: You're gonna regret that.

Episode Fourty Five

Hayate: (Coughs) The winner is Naruto Uzumaki.
Rock Lee: Woo-hoooo!
Sakura: Yes Naruto! That's my teammate! Way to go!
Shikamaru: Unbelievable, who would've have thought he could beat Kiba?
Chouji: A major upset.

Kiba: Huh! Looks like you've run out of gas, kid.
Naruto: Yeah? Bring it on, dog breath.

Episode Fourty Six

(After Rock Lee discusses the purpose of the chakra network in the human body)
Naruto: How'd you get to be so smart, Lee?
Sakura: (angered) Idiot! How did you ever get to be a Genin!? (She whacks Naruto on the head)
Naruto: Ow!

Episode Fourty Seven

Lee: (Thinking) How was that, Gai-sensei? (Holds up thumb)
Gai: (Thinking) Good one, Lee! Nice going. (Holds up thumb)

Episode Fourty Eight

Kankuro: (Talking about Neji) So what's his story?
Naruto: I'm going to pulverize him, that's his story!
Kankuro: Okay, but that's not quite what I meant.

Gai: Yes! Lee! Let the power of youth explode!
Lee:Right!

Choji: I'm not feeling so good. Maybe I ought to go ahead and forfeit right now.
Asuma: What? You know if you win I'll take you for barbecue.
Choji: Aaahhh! Now you're talking! All you can eat! Bring it on!!!

Kankuro: You know you seem like a nice guy. I like you.
Naruto: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but I don't like you.
Kankuro: This kid is toast.

Choji: Aaaaahhhhhh! Safe again!
Ino: Stop that.
Shikamaru: Do you want everyone to know that you're a chicken?

Kankuro: Uh-oh.
Naruto: Uh-oh is right. Your friend with the eye makeup is getting the stuffing beat out of him.
Kankuro: That's not what I was talking about kid.

Episode Fourty Nine

Gai: So that's the no-talent overachiever I've heard so much about.
Kakashi: Yeah. He kinda reminds me of someone.
Gai: Huh?
Kakashi: Especially around...the eyebrows.

(During Flashback)
Gai: You know Lee, we are alot alike, you and I.
Lee: You mean the eyebrows?
Gai: No...I don't mean our eyebrows.

Episode Fifty Two

Naruto: Who is this guy? He flattened my trainer...and he's even a bigger perv than Ebisu.

Ebisu: I'm going to teach you how to walk on water.
Naruto: Huh?
Ebisu: What is it now?
Naruto: Do you seriously expect me to believe that you really know how to walk on water?
Ebisu: Of course I do!

Naruto: Eat my dust, you closet perv! I'll send ya' a post card!

Kakashi: Wait, what did you just call him?

Episode Fifty Three

Naruto: (To Ebisu) Hey...perv...you awake? One way to find out, Hidden Finger Jutsu, 1,000 Years of Death.
(Pokes him in the butt)

Naruto: I was right! You are pathetic. You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!
Jiraiya: I am not a little pervert.
Naruto: Oh yeah? Then tell me, what are you?!
Jiraiya: I'm a big one.
Naruto: (Eyes twitching) Oh great...that makes all the difference.

Episode Fifty Five

Naruto: Summoning Jutsu!
(Smoke clears and reveals another tadpole)
Naruto: Victory!
Jiraiya: Hopeless! Why do I waste my time with you?!
Naruto: (Pointing at tadpole) What are you blind?
Jiraiya: (Looks down) Huh?
(screen zooms in to show the tadpole has legs. Jiraiya groans)
Naruto: You see? This one's got legs!
Jiraiya: Great! Now just give it two arms and a brain and maybe I can train it!

Shikamaru: (While Chouji is eating barbeque ribs) You could put me off of food for life. Just watching you eat makes me sick.

Episode Fifty Six

Naruto: What the heck is the difference between a toad and a tadpole anyway?!

(Naruto places his hands on Sakura's shoulders)
Sakura: (Angered) What do you think you're doing?! (Throws a punch at him, which blows him away, literally) Cha! Cha!
Naruto: (Mildly wounded on the ground) Well, so much for that.
(Sakura walks away in a huff)
Jiraiya: (From behind a fence corner) Whew. What a punch.

Episode Fifty Seven

Gamabunta: Just when I finally get some fresh air again, I find a weird kid dancing on my head.

Gamabunta: Hey little snot, where is Jiraiya hiding?
Naruto: What business do you have with that pervy-sage?

Jiraiya: (Jiraiya watches Gamabunta trying to get Naruto off his head) This is getting pretty interesting. (Jiraiya hears girls playing in the water and looks through his telescope) Sorry Naruto, I'd love to help you...but I'm afraid that I've got far too much work to do here! Research... Yes, research...

Episode Fifty Eight

Naruto: We should eat this is front of Choji. It'll drive him crazy!
Shikamaru: Man, that's mean...I like it.

Episode Fifty Nine

Naruto: Hinata...I kind thought you were, um..
Hinata: (Thinking) What? What?!
Naruto: Gloomy, timid, always terrified and basically completely weird.e

Episode Sixty Three

Shikamaru: Naruto defeated Neji?! Aw man, I can’t believe it. And I thought Naruto was the same as me. One of the dorky, uncool guys.
Shino: Dorky and uncool?
Shikamaru: Now everyone’s saying he’s going to make something big of himself. Just great, I doubt I can beat him now. This is really bad. I’ve never felt so depressed. What a drag.

Episode Sixty Four

(Talking about Temari) Shikamaru: I forgot, this girl's a spunky one... I hate spunky.

Shikamaru: That's it, I give up.
(Long pause with Naruto, Ino, and the crowd looking shocked) Random guy in the crowd: HE WHAT?!

Shikamaru: Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls?

Shikamaru: A man can't lose to a woman...then again, a man can't really hit a woman.

Episode Sixty Five

Kakashi: Sorry we're late! You wouldn't believe the traffic.

Shikamaru: Relax Naruto, you're going to get your self an ulcer.

Episode Sixty Six

Gai: Kakashi, I'm going to be carefully watching you're pupil to see if you're training was any good. After all, I'm still you're rival.
Kakashi: Hmm? Sorry, did you say something?
Gai: Aaah, you make me so mad Kakashi! Why do you always have to act so cool?!

Episode Sixty Seven

Naruto: This isn't the time to talk!
Kakashi: Exactly, so shut up and watch!

Episode Seventy

Shikamaru: I wanted to grow up, marry a girl who isn't pretty or too ugly, have two children, a girl then a boy, retire when my daughter gets married and my son is a successful ninja, die of old age before my spouse. Just a plain old regular life. (in reference to having to do work/ seek out Sasuke)

Episode Seventy Two

Pakkun: I didn't notice until now, but... You... (Looking at Sakura) ...use the same shampoo as me. This scent is floral green... I'm sure of it!
Naruto: Hey...!
Pakkun: But, but my hair is much glossier.
Naruto: Don't bring up something stupid like that in such a serious situation!
Sakura: I use the same thing as a dog...?

Episode Seventy Seven

(During flashback)
Naruto: Time to chow down!
Kakashi: (Hands hims a basket of vegetables) Naruto won't live long on ramen and barbecued pork. If you want to be a ninja you've got to eat your vegetables! (Pushes the basket closer) You know the green sutff, you know like this.
Naruto: Bleh! Greens about my least favorite color.

Episode Seventy Eight

(When Naruto utilizes the "Thousand Years of Death" on Gaara)
Pakkun: An enema, great!

Episode Eighty One

Itachi: Asuma, don't make me kill you.
Asuma: I find that hilarious coming from the guy who murdered his own people!

Episode Eighty Two

Kisame: (After getting kicked by Guy) Who's this?
Guy: I'm Might Guy!
Kisame: You're Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid-looking guy.

Episode Eighty Three

Jiraiya: I wish you would stop calling me "Pervy Sage". I'm really amazing.
Naruto: What? An amazing perv?

(after Jiraiya fails the bell test)
Young Tsunade: Well, Jiraiya. It seems I've won our little wager! (acting smugged) Enjoy your time on the stump.
Young Jiraiya: (groans annoyingly) Oh, shut up! You annoying little troll!
Young Tsunade: (grabs him by his shirt; enraged)What'd you say!? You smarmy little dork!!
(starts beating at him)
Sarutobi: Okay, that's enough, Tsunade!

Sarutobi: I don't even want to know where you are with your transparency jutsu.
Young Jiraiya: I haven't been caught peeping yet! The transparency jutsu is flawless! I swear!
Sarutobi:All right then. If you're so sure of yourself... (Glances elsewhere and blushes) Then I should probably tag along next time...
Young Jiraiya: (Pauses a moment) Wow, Sarutobi-sensei... You're a perv!

Episode Eighty Five

(During the preview for the next episode)
Naruto: It's like hanging out with your mom!

Episode Eighty Seven

Naruto: Before you go, I'd like you see you pop that rubber ball again.
Jiraiya: Pay me.
Naruto: ...GET OUT OF HERE YOU GREEDY OLD SKIRT CHASER!

Episode Eighty Eight

Naruto: What? Come on you just got here.
Jaraiya: Sorry kid, but I don't have any time to waste
Naruto: Hey thats it!? Not even a soulful little game of catch between a pupil and his master!? YOU LOUSY BUM!
(naruto throws rubber ball at Jaraiya and he catches it in his mouth)
Jaraiya: Hahaha. STRIKE! *Puh* (Jaraiya spits the ball out)

(Talking about Tsunade)
Man: I know who you are talking about, and I can tell you where she is right now.
Jaraiya: How about a drink friend?
Man: That's all right, thanks. I made out like a bandit not too long ago, thanks to the lady.
(Flashback of Tsunade gambling in a poker game and money flying everywhere)
Man: Yes! You are indeed the legendary SUCKA!
Jaraiya:(sarcasm) Mmmmmm... She lost again, did she, lovely.

(thinking to himself)
Naruto: Concentrate... Concentrate on one point only... (He thinks of Jaraiya with the ball in his mouth saying strike... echoing)
Naruto: HAHAHA! How can I concentrate with that stupid perv's face popping in my head!?
Jaraiya: *ACHOO* Well, what do ya know some gal out there must be talking about me. Jaraiya, how do you do it?!

(flashback)
Iruka: You all don't have a single ounce of concentration between the four of you! You are far from the path of becoming excellent shinobi.
Kiba: Sorry, I wasn't made to sit at a desk, right Akamaru?
Akamaru: *Arf*
Shikamaru: *Yawn*
Choji: Man I'm hungry
Naruto: Iruka Sensei, is this lecture almost done?
Iruka: Why you, you, you, you... little...From now on you are all staying after school to work on your concentration!

Iruka: He who hons his concentration is truely a great ninja, this is the origin of the leaf symbol that we wear.
Naruto: Quit pullin our leg
Shikamaru: You sure you didn't just make that story up to get us to work harder?
Iruka: (shakes fist)No I'm not making it up! It was all true!

Episode Eighty Nine

Jaraiya: It looks like I am simply only hold an ordinary balloon doesn't it?
Naruto: What do you mean looks like? That is all you're doing you pervy weirdo.

Jaraiya: There's no guarantee that Tsunade will stay in this town much longer
Naruto: Wha?? Uh Yeah. But.
Jaraiya: Its not like she's gunna bump into some old acquaintance and start reminiscing about the good old days Come on, lets go.
Naruto: Alright.
(next scene shows Tsunade in town after running into Orochimaru)

Tsunade: Those arms of yours, thats no ordinary injury. What have you gotten yourself into?
Orochimaru: Nothing really, I was just killing the Third Hokage.

(Naruto wins a scratch off card, *chash register* sfx)
Naruto: You're cuter when you're chubby, aren't ya froggy. Yes you are!
Jaraiya: (thoughts) I can't believe he won off of just one ticket. Kid must have a knack for gambling... *Huh* If only he was that sharp on his jutsu.

Episode Ninety

Tsunade: This apprentice isn't at all like you last one. He's a fool, with a big mouth. Funny looking too.
Naruto: Oh yeah!?

Episode Ninety One

Jaraiya: (Thoughts) Hmm Tsunade's as strong as ever, I see. Hehe, I remember the time she gave me a shot that sent me flying 100 meters in the opposite direction. Ouch.

Episode Ninety Two

None

Episode Ninety Three

None

Episode Ninety Four

(During Senin Battle, Naruto attempts to summon Bunta)
Naruto: WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?
Gamatatsu: Hi everybody! Hey friend how are ya?
Gamakichi: Hey Gamatatsu why did you pop out? Where's the old man?
Gamatatsu: Ah, Gamakichi what's going on? This is the first time anyone's ever summoned me! I'm finally getting a chance to shine!
Gamakichi: You dummy, go get some munchies and find a place to hide will ya.
Gamatatsu: Wait they got snacks here!? Gee whiz this is the coolest!

Episode Ninety Five

(Orochimaru's tongue grabs Jaraiya's leg)
Jaraiya: WHAT THE DEVIL!?
Sorry lol... but the way he says it in the anime is just funny to me.

Episode Ninety Six

Jaraiya: Is uh, something bothering you Naruto? Whats wrong?
Naruto: Come on, shouldn't the Hokage be kind and wise and everything, like the old man used to be? And well... She's mean and greedy, and with a nasty temper, and she's not all that smart. Nothing personal or anything, its a big job and I'm not sure she's up to it.
Shizune: Right, well Lady Tsunade are you ready to order something?
Naruto: On top of that she's a 50 year old lady who uses Jutsu to look like a young woman. I just wonder if we really want a hokage like that, you know, someone who's living a lie.
Tsunade: (Extremely Angry Expression, growing angrier after sitting through all the insults) YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE KID!?

Episode Ninety Seven

(Hot springs, after a bunch of monkeys were there)
Jaraiya: Well... I wanted humans and I got human. If only, THEY WEREN'T A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS!
All Fat Guys: Who you calling fat grandpa!?

Episode Ninety Eight

None

Episode Ninety Nine

Shizune: Ah ha, so there you are we caught you!
Tsunade: *Shhh*
Shizune: Ieeee! Lady Tsunade are you actually studying!?
Pig: *OINK*!?
Tsunade: Be quite will you, I'm trying to concentrate here.
Shizune: AHHHH! What did you say!? You've never concentrated on anything but gambling!

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