![]() UPDATE!!: I DECIDED NOT TO DO THE STORY MOSTLY BECAUSE I WOULD NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PUT IN IT I'M SO SORRY! :( As you can see I love Naruto. Hmm well my favorite color is purple I LOVE Chinese Food. . My favorite anime shows are...Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara, Peach Girl, ECT. Call me Hana if my name is to long for you to type. One more thing... Dattebayo!!
Ninja 1: Lord Hokage! It's an emergency. Episode Two Guy taking picture: Li, sten kid, you sure you want me take your picture like that? Naruto: I couldn't make a nice face, so it took three hours to make it look like that. But, isn't it artistic, or like, cool. Naruto: I prepared you, so now you're ready to learn the sexy jutsu. Believe it! You're just gonna need to practice. (Naruto is observing Konohamaru's awkward transformation.) Woman: Now, now, Honorable Grandson. Next time you transform into me, try to make me a little cuter. Episode Three Kakashi: This milk expired a while ago... He's going to get a horrible stomachache if he drinks this. Naruto: AM I GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON THE POT?! Iruka: Squad 7: Naruto Uzumaki... Inner Sakura: Cha! This is outrageous! I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss! Naruto will pay for this! Cha! Sasuke:Alone...Isolated. Konohamaru: You're mine, Naruto! (Trips) Whoa! Episode Four Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno! I like...well, the person I like is...(Looks at Sasuke) And my hobby is...well, my dream is to... (Keeps looking at Sasuke, who is looking away) Naruto: (Still hanging upside down) Alright, I get it! Kakashi: How should I put this? My first impression of this group is...you're a bunch of idiots. Kakashi: Compared to the others you're a little weird. Naruto and Sakura: You’re late! Kakashi: Let's go. (Sakura sees Sasuke's head above the dirt) Sakura: Huh? Sasuke: Sakura? Sakura: (Screams) Sasuke's just a head without a body and he's talking! (Sakura faints) Sasuke: (Stunned) And that's my partner. Sakura: I passed? All I did was faint and fall over. You get points for that? Episode Six Kakashi: Hi Sakura: (Thinking) Kakashi-sensei! He's alive! Kakashi Naruto uh, that was really cool how you took the poison out and all...but uh, if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. (Naruto's face begin to turn blue as he stares at his wound) Kakashi: (While winking) Good idea to stop the bleeding now, seriously. Tazuna: Huh? A bunch of snot-nosed kids? And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja? Episode Seven Kakashi: Well, if we fail, we'll only lose our lives. Episode Nine Naruto: Hey you...the freak with no eyebrows! Sasuke: Don't brag, you just lucked out. Episode Ten Kakashi: All right! Training starts now! First, we will begin with a review of Chakra, the ninja's basic source of power. Understanding Chakra is essential. (On their first tree-walking attempt, Sasuke makes it a decent way up the tree, while Naruto quickly crashes back to the ground.) Naruto: Hey! You're good at this. How 'bout some advice? Episode Eleven Sasuke: You...You know, you asked Sakura for advice when she was here. So, what did she tell you? Episode Twelve Sasuke: Sakura's right, Naruto's such a loser. He's probably lying out there dead somewhere. Kakashi: If I am still sane by the end of the training, it'll be a miracle. Haku: By the way, I'm a boy. Episode Thirteen Sakura: He's got some nerve facing us again after pulling that trick... Kakashi: ...and hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling? Sakura: Ahem, speak for yourself, sensei. Sasuke: That's it, I'm taking him out. Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown? Sakura: Sasuke, you're so cool. Kakashi: (Thinking) Wait a second...Didn't I just say that? She'll never change. Episode Fourteen Sasuke: (Thinking) We must attack him from a certain position and Naruto and I are in a perfect position. I'll attack from the inside and Naruto can attack from the outside. Sasuke: You call yourself a ninja? What ever happened to STEALTH? Episode Fifteen Kakashi: Are you finished bragging? It's starting to put me to sleep! Episode Sixteen Inner Sakura: Sasuke will beat them to a pulp! Cha! Sasuke: Naruto, you better not pass out again. Come on, let's go. I can't keep protecting you like this. Episode Eightteen Haku: Sorry Naruto, change of plans. (Hands signs) I'm not ready to die quite yet. Episode Nineteen (Inari and Naruto are both crying) Sakura: Hey Sasuke, when we get back do you want to do something with me? Kakashi: Not good. Sasuke: Sakura, it's hard to breath with you on top of me. Gato: Look at you...you look about as demonic as a wet kitten. Episode Twenty Konohamaru: (Talking about Sakura) I don't even think she's human! Did you see how wide her forehead is? Sasuke: What a loser. Naruto: All right! Kakashi Sensei, I love you! Naruto: Fake rocks? What's up with that?! Kakashi: Hey, guys. Good morning. Sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life. Sakura: Hey, Sasuke, why don't we...well...Let's do something more personal! You know, to improve our teamwork and all! Episode Twenty One Naruto: Chunin Exam? I've never heard of any Chunin Exam, believe it! (In Naruto's thoughts) Hokage: I have to accept it: Naruto's better than an old geezer like me, so I'll just retire and let him be Hokage. Sasuke: Hey, you, identify youself Kakashi: This is all voluntary; it's up to each of you. If any of you don't feel ready, you can wait till next year. Sakura: Argh!!! Why? Why? Why? I'ts always the same! He sets the time, then we have to wait hours for him! Lee: My name is Rock Lee. You are Sakura, right? Please be my girlfriend! I vow to protect you with my life! Sasuke: So this is the big, bad Chuunin Exam? What a freak show! Naruto:Hey Konahamaru, do I seem uncool or something? Episode Twenty Two Naruto: That weird thing he's talking to is a turtle, right? Naruto: Hold it! I get him first. This weirdo is mine! Gai: Lee!! Sakura: Hey! Keep your creepy little valentines to yourself! I was dodging for my life there! Rock Lee: Oh Sakura, I love you! Naruto: Actually, it's kinda sweet the way they're all huggy and stuff. Naruto: (Looks at Lee and his Sensei) So, that's where Lee gets it from. Same soup bowl haircut, and even bushier eyebrows. Sasuke: How could I lose to someone that lame? Gai: I'm sorry for the trouble Lee caused you. Please look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also, admire my handsome manly features! Gai: Now, run into the setting sun! Run and suffer...but don't mess up your hair. Naruto: He's got the biggest eyebrows yet! They're almost alive!!! Episode Twenty Three Hinata: (Blushing) Oh! Hi, Naruto. Gai: I held my team back for a year so they could hone their skills and mature. Let them enjoy their youth a little longer. Naruto:(Introducing Chouji) That's Chouji Akimichi. Aki-munchi's more like it! I bet he'd eat his own head if he could! Ino: Tell your boyfriend to shut his fat trap! Episode Twenty Four Ibiki: We'll start the written test once you've all seated. Naruto: (Thinking) Tick, Tick, Tick! Couldn't they've had a digital clock?! Episode Twenty Five Ibiki:The entire purpose of this test was to see how well you could gather information as a team without getting caught. This is essential for a shinobi. (Ibiki picks up Naruto's test, which is completely blank.) Episode Twenty Six Naruto: Your tribute to the great Sasuke is putting everyone to sleep Sakura! Sakura: Shadow clones? Who can handle THAT many Narutos? Naruto: That's why you got your butt kicked by Rock Lee, because you're better than him? Even you screw up sometimes! Episode Twenty Seven Ino: Well, well, well. If it isn't the little future failure. What's up, billboard brow? I thought you would've wash out of the program by now. Your big forehead alone should have gotten you tossed. Anko: The first thing you need to know is that this test will tax every one of your survival skills. Naruto: Excuse me, I gotta, you know. Naruto:(Peeing off screen) Wow, that was a lot! I wrote my whole name! Naruto: That guy's gonna pay for this! I mean sneaking up on a guy when he's...it's just not right! Ino:(To Choji) More kunai, less candy! Shikamaru: So um, let's say in the exam, can we quit? Episode Twenty Eight Naruto: That's it. I'm out of here, whether slither-puss likes it or not! Naruto: Hey Sasuke! The password is...I forgot Episode Twenty Nine Naruto: Okay, Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but you've been picking on my friends and I don't like that. So you just better slither on back to your hole snake-lady, before I make a pair of shoes out of ya! Episode Thirty Lee: (Preview for the next episode) It is I, Rock Lee. Handsome devil of the Hidden Leaf Village. Everything is going just as I planned, Guy-Sensei! What better way to win the lovely Sakura's heart, than by rescusing her! Episode Thirty One Ino: Hi, there! I've been wanting to meet you for a really long time, Neji... so,Hi! Neji: Get lost. Ino: Oh, man! There doesn't seem to be anyone around who's weaker than us! Episode Thirty Three Ino: (Laughs) Sorry for dragging you both into this, but we are a three man squad right? All for one, and one for all. Zaku: Better a live sheep than a dead lion. Isn't that right, fatso? Naruto: (Smiling in his sleep) Sakura's in danger, I'll protect her. It's okay, Sakura, I'll save you. Episode Thirty Four Ino: Why, you sneaky little troll...hugging him like that...billboard brow! Naruto: Aha! I know you, Bushy-Brow! Gaara: They looked at me the wrong way, so they're gonna die. (Tenten goes up to Ino who is supporting Lee.) Episode Thirty Six Naruto: I don't care if there's 400 of them! When I'm through, they're gonna need 400 hospital beds! Believe it! Episode Thirty Seven Lee: (Thinking) Guy-Sensei is just the coolest teacher ever. I mean, he is so cool, he practically glows with cool. (out-loud) You watch, Guy-Sensei! Someday I'll make you proud of me! (Lee flashes back to how he tried to protect Sakura, then thinks how he saw Sakura cry) I do not want to see tears from anyone close to me ever again. That is why, I am never going to lose again Guy-Sensei! Never! Tenten: (Thinking) So, that's Guy-Sensei's old rival, huh? Well, if I had to judge them on looks alone, I'd say Guy-Sensei would lose. Gai: I see your team didn't do too bad, Kakashi. They must've gotten real lucky. Of course, with my team still around, your team is doomed to failure. And after all, what matters on the next test is ability, and we've got you far outclassed. Well, I guess part of growing up is learning to deal with heartbreak. Huh, Kakashi? Episode Thirty Eight Hayate: The preliminaries will be starting immediately. Episode Thirty Nine Naruto: Hey Sasuke! You won but in such an uncool way. Episode Fourty One Naruto: Well, no matter who's picked, it'll be two weirdoes. This contest is chock full of 'em! Gai: What else would I expect from my old rival, Kakashi? Yet another glib, senseless statement. Man, it burns me up when he acts so COOL! Episode Fourty Two Naruto: Hold on! You're not saying, she's better than me? Shikamaru: Oh man, girls are scary... Episode Fourty Three (Tenten is about to fight Temari.) Sakura: Stay sharp. And thanks by the way. (Flashbacks to the last episode) Episode Fourty Four Kiba: Look at that, it's us against the kid! Hey Akamaru, I think you and I just won the lottery! Neji:(talking about naruto) He's certainly an interesting one...it's not everyday you see a shinobi who would bite his opponent. Kiba:He used a transformation jutsu! You little! Get off! Let go of me! Naruto: Ha! I just wanted to see what you've got. Frankly, you hit like an old lady. You have a better chance of winning this if you send that puppy to fight for you. Episode Fourty Five Hayate: (Coughs) The winner is Naruto Uzumaki. Kiba: Huh! Looks like you've run out of gas, kid. Episode Fourty Six (After Rock Lee discusses the purpose of the chakra network in the human body) Episode Fourty Seven Lee: (Thinking) How was that, Gai-sensei? (Holds up thumb) Episode Fourty Eight Kankuro: (Talking about Neji) So what's his story? Gai: Yes! Lee! Let the power of youth explode! Choji: I'm not feeling so good. Maybe I ought to go ahead and forfeit right now. Kankuro: You know you seem like a nice guy. I like you. Choji: Aaaaahhhhhh! Safe again! Kankuro: Uh-oh. Episode Fourty Nine Gai: So that's the no-talent overachiever I've heard so much about. (During Flashback) Episode Fifty Two Naruto: Who is this guy? He flattened my trainer...and he's even a bigger perv than Ebisu. Ebisu: I'm going to teach you how to walk on water. Naruto: Eat my dust, you closet perv! I'll send ya' a post card! Kakashi: Wait, what did you just call him? Episode Fifty Three Naruto: (To Ebisu) Hey...perv...you awake? One way to find out, Hidden Finger Jutsu, 1,000 Years of Death. Naruto: I was right! You are pathetic. You're nothing but a lousy little pervert! Episode Fifty Five Naruto: Summoning Jutsu! Shikamaru: (While Chouji is eating barbeque ribs) You could put me off of food for life. Just watching you eat makes me sick. Episode Fifty Six Naruto: What the heck is the difference between a toad and a tadpole anyway?! (Naruto places his hands on Sakura's shoulders) Episode Fifty Seven Gamabunta: Just when I finally get some fresh air again, I find a weird kid dancing on my head. Gamabunta: Hey little snot, where is Jiraiya hiding? Jiraiya: (Jiraiya watches Gamabunta trying to get Naruto off his head) This is getting pretty interesting. (Jiraiya hears girls playing in the water and looks through his telescope) Sorry Naruto, I'd love to help you...but I'm afraid that I've got far too much work to do here! Research... Yes, research... Episode Fifty Eight Naruto: We should eat this is front of Choji. It'll drive him crazy! Episode Fifty Nine Naruto: Hinata...I kind thought you were, um.. Episode Sixty Three Shikamaru: Naruto defeated Neji?! Aw man, I can’t believe it. And I thought Naruto was the same as me. One of the dorky, uncool guys. Episode Sixty Four (Talking about Temari) Shikamaru: I forgot, this girl's a spunky one... I hate spunky. Shikamaru: That's it, I give up. Shikamaru: Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls? Shikamaru: A man can't lose to a woman...then again, a man can't really hit a woman. Episode Sixty Five Kakashi: Sorry we're late! You wouldn't believe the traffic. Shikamaru: Relax Naruto, you're going to get your self an ulcer. Episode Sixty Six Gai: Kakashi, I'm going to be carefully watching you're pupil to see if you're training was any good. After all, I'm still you're rival. Episode Sixty Seven Naruto: This isn't the time to talk! Episode Seventy Shikamaru: I wanted to grow up, marry a girl who isn't pretty or too ugly, have two children, a girl then a boy, retire when my daughter gets married and my son is a successful ninja, die of old age before my spouse. Just a plain old regular life. (in reference to having to do work/ seek out Sasuke) Episode Seventy Two Pakkun: I didn't notice until now, but... You... (Looking at Sakura) ...use the same shampoo as me. This scent is floral green... I'm sure of it! Episode Seventy Seven (During flashback) Episode Seventy Eight (When Naruto utilizes the "Thousand Years of Death" on Gaara) Episode Eighty One Itachi: Asuma, don't make me kill you. Episode Eighty Two Kisame: (After getting kicked by Guy) Who's this? Episode Eighty Three Jiraiya: I wish you would stop calling me "Pervy Sage". I'm really amazing. (after Jiraiya fails the bell test) Sarutobi: I don't even want to know where you are with your transparency jutsu. Episode Eighty Five (During the preview for the next episode) Episode Eighty Seven Naruto: Before you go, I'd like you see you pop that rubber ball again. Episode Eighty Eight Naruto: What? Come on you just got here. (Talking about Tsunade) (thinking to himself) (flashback) Iruka: He who hons his concentration is truely a great ninja, this is the origin of the leaf symbol that we wear. Episode Eighty Nine Jaraiya: It looks like I am simply only hold an ordinary balloon doesn't it? Jaraiya: There's no guarantee that Tsunade will stay in this town much longer Tsunade: Those arms of yours, thats no ordinary injury. What have you gotten yourself into? (Naruto wins a scratch off card, *chash register* sfx) Episode Ninety Tsunade: This apprentice isn't at all like you last one. He's a fool, with a big mouth. Funny looking too. Episode Ninety One Jaraiya: (Thoughts) Hmm Tsunade's as strong as ever, I see. Hehe, I remember the time she gave me a shot that sent me flying 100 meters in the opposite direction. Ouch. Episode Ninety Two None Episode Ninety Three None Episode Ninety Four (During Senin Battle, Naruto attempts to summon Bunta) Episode Ninety Five (Orochimaru's tongue grabs Jaraiya's leg) Episode Ninety Six Jaraiya: Is uh, something bothering you Naruto? Whats wrong? Episode Ninety Seven (Hot springs, after a bunch of monkeys were there) Episode Ninety Eight None Episode Ninety Nine Shizune: Ah ha, so there you are we caught you! |
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