Serpensortia922
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Joined 06-18-11, id: 2999754, Profile Updated: 06-20-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey, guys. I used to be 'ESTF' but I decided to open another account for all my Draco and Hermione stories so it would be easier for me. And yes, you guessed correctly. I am a 100% percent Dramione fan, two years now, a 900% Hermione Granger fan and a 1000 % Draco Malfoy fan. Ah, statistics. I so love it. ;)

Some random facts about me...

I live in a place where it only snows in my dreams, where we often produce sweat like a faucet produces water. I'm 16 and in my last year at High School from where I'm from. I love to read and write. I've read almost every book in my personal library at home, and that's saying a lot since my family's library is quite extensive. Math and Physics classes are my favorite time to daydream and write my next chapter. My pet is my laptop and I shower it with TLC. The only animals I'm not afraid of are mosquitoes and ants.

Nuff said.


DICTIONARY

Draco Malfoy (n.):

The world's most perfect, most handsome, richest and hottest bastard on Earth and beyond the universe.

Hermione Granger (n.):

The envy of angels. Tantalizingly perfect and breathtakingly beautiful.

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One. - City of Angels

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.- Love and Death

The course of true lovenever did run smooth - A Midsummer Night's Dream - Act 1, Scene 2

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

OOO

What Happens When You Fall In Love With

A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.

Love is Grand

Love is grand... Divorce is 80 grand.

Love Story ( I laughed out loud when I read this )

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


I have other stories in mind and I will be working on them along side Saving Grace though I'll only post them if they're already 5 chapters long or whatever.


This site is still under construction for the time being.

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30 Days by Gelix reviews
30 days for him to make her prom queen. 30 days for her to see life in a new prespective. 30 days for him to fall harder than ever before. AU/AH. Rated M. Will be posted once a day for 31 days.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Rainbow by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 6,031 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15156 - Favs: 10,825 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pride, Image, and Reputation by Fanofbooks.Harry Potter reviews
They hate each other. Plain and simple. But he's Draco Malfoy, and no girl escapes his charm. Even if it is stupidly smart Granger. But what happens when progress is actually made...from both ends, and a certain little bet between friends gets in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,909 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Craving Curves by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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HELP! reviews
I'm looking for two stories! One is a marriage law fic while the other involves Blaise/Harry, Charlie/Pansy and Hermione/Draco pairings. Read to find out more. PLEASE HELP ME!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Saving Grace reviews
Hermione needed a change and Draco was the perfect person to help her. But as days pass by and their feelings get involved, they find themselves in a position that could compromise everything they've ever given value of. 6th year. Mature content. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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