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One Hit Ninja by Redyoshi14 reviews
There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,805 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Naruto U.
Kabuki War Paint by SSSRHA reviews
In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato the Mind-Reader by Starship Phoenix reviews
Obito tries to convince his teammates that their sensei is a mind-reader. Kakashi thinks Obito is an idiot, but that he might be onto something. Rin tries desperately to convince herself that her teammates are sane individuals. Minato is just glad that Obito and Kakashi aren't trying to kill each other for once.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
The Reluctant Rokudaime by Count Sagula reviews
In one universe, Uzumaki Naruto would have taken after his father and worked towards becoming the Hokage. In this one, that was not the case. Unfortunately, in the wake of Pain's attack on Konoha, Naruto is saddled with a job he does not want. Still, he'll do his duty, at least until he can pawn off this horrible job. Until then, he'll play his part as The Reluctant Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Naruto U.
An Unworkable Gig by Count Sagula reviews
When Naruto had proclaimed he wanted to become Hokage, he just didn't expect to get the hat so soon. Dealing with backstabbing politicians, demanding teammates, an entirely unhelpful sensei, and a possible war brewing, all Naruto wants to do is settle in for a warm cup of ramen. Too bad Uzumaki Naruto was too stubborn to give up. If only his job wasn't such An Unworkable Gig.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Naruto U.
When you came by darkprincess888 reviews
Itachi is waiting for the right girl. Will he ever find her? What happens when Mikoto decides to take the matters in her own hands? Itachi X Izumi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.]
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Engaged or not? by Maninova reviews
"Sakura I'm breaking my engagement with you." 'This is a dream right' Looking down her small body was shivering. "Y...your highness a...are you serious?" She tried to confirm in a trembling voice. She still couldn't look at him and continued staring at the ground. she looked like a scared rabbit trembling from fear and sorrow. (Full summary inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genin Again? by WuKoji reviews
While going through the Hokage archives, Naruto discovers a scroll by his father. He reads it and tampers with it but accidentally sends himself back in time. Now he has to repeat his academy days, but this time it'll be different. He has all the power he's had back in his own timeline. NaruxHina, SasuxSaku, and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Marry me! by PlainBrownEyedWriter reviews
When Sakura's ideal couple Naruto and Hinata have a baby she can't wait to see them...When Naruto drops his new born in Sasuke's arms and Sakura is the only one who can make the baby stop crying, the weirdest thing happens "...Marry me!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,613 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 545 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
A Number of Complications by The Crafty Cracker reviews
AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 320,822 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,247 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete