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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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About Me:

Name's Mayra

I'm 22 year-old, Nursing student

I'm an insomniac, and enjoy every minute of it. Some would even say a vampire.

I have my own little cave as well, and I'm always on the hunt.

My dog's name is Dulce but I call her a skank.

I love using the word even if it doesn't apply.

Love to read, if you recommend I will read it, same applies to music and TV.

I love watching TV. I'm obsessed with Bones, Chelsea Lately, Spanish Soap Operas, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Psych, Wonderfalls, Charmed, and Chuck.

I love music; I listen to anything and everything. From country, to rock, hip-hop/rap (especially 90's), pop, r&b, Christian, and Spanish music.

I just discovered fan fiction so I'm new to the process.

Link to an awesome banner made by lunamoon of the Twilight archives, for Bless the Broken Road

This other one is by me

Link to A Dose of Emmett banner made by me

Necklace Emmett gave Bella in A Dose of Emmett

This is one is for Your Ex-Lover is Dead

Project Team Beta is amazing and has improved my writing immensly

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25933 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7309 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 6,866 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summerboy by Little Miss Mionie reviews
Every summer vacation, Edward was Bella's annual secret escape. At school, Bella can't hide from the whispers that she deserved what happened during "the incident". Her summery and wintry worlds collide. AH, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alice, Bella, Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Pen Pals by wmr1601 reviews
Bella and Edward have been pen pals for years, but never met. Now, Bella's getting married, and they're meeting for the 1st time. When there's a problem the night before, who's there to pick up her pieces? Edward, of course! AH, lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,815 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Newspaper Wars by Annichka reviews
Bella returns to Washington after Renee's death and finds herself in the middle of a newspaper war. Will her ethics survive an a-moral boss? Can she resist competing fishwrap publisher Carlisle's advances? Can she resist his son's? AH/OOC M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,663 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
blossom by ms-ambrosia reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Without You by BelieveItOrNot reviews
This is the sequel to The Path We Chose. It does not stand alone. The continuation of Edward and Bella's story. Self-aware teens forced to grow up quickly. AH,AU Canon couples, Slight OOC Renee very OOC Rated M for language and lemonadey sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 243,734 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 4,854 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story by youareacheesesandwich reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 300 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by Nataloo18 reviews
I picked up my notebook and marker and wrote a message to him. "You okay?" He looked over and frowned slightly. Then picked up his dry erase board and wrote back a short and simple “yes.” Based on the song by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,692 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Annie's Spanish Text Book by KikiKatie reviews
...or, How the Gang Found Out About Annie and JEff
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Paging Dr Cullen by kimpy reviews
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Stand By You by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship has been rocky so far to say the least...until an event in Bella's life requires the help of Edward. Lust, angst, secret admirers and sororities all take a role in this all-human story based around the gang's college life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,857 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Very Literary MayDecember Romance by KikiKatie reviews
Jeff and Annie navigate the waters of their May/December romance. A follow up to May/December.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
MayDecember by KikiKatie reviews
Annie has a point to make about May/December romances.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Annie's Fan Fiction by DJCaiaphas reviews
Annie begins writing a fan fiction, which parallels events at her time in Greendale ... which include trying to rope Jeff into one of her newest projects, a singing show entitled Greendale Idol. Crawling in ducts and ice skating ensue.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Saturday with the Boys by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Bella's plans change and thanks to some incouragement from Alice she heads to the Cullens to spend the day with them. Only once there she's suprised as to who is home. What will happen? Will it be fun or a complete disaster? Pre Breaking Dawn Rated T! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Question of Want by Jaiaelle reviews
It had become quite apparent to Jeff that Annie wanted him. Jeff/Annie
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Forbidden Desires by WhereWouldIBe reviews
AH - Bella was a dedicated Christian girl that stood strong in her beliefs. But everything changed when she began having feeling for one of her friends. Her great life soon became a confusing mess. It was the beginning of her end. She was in too deep...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
It Just Worked by LF7 reviews
They fought. They screamed. They loved. And, yet, somehow, it worked. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
You Belong To Me by WhereWouldIBe reviews
AH - Edward and Bella were best friends for years before falling in love. A mistake Edward made could result in losing Bella forever. Is their love strong enough to keep them together? I Belong To You in EPOV - ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
So Random! with a chance of Chad by Hersheekizz reviews
When a charity event comes, Chad has to guest star on so random. Sonny and Tawni have to show him how to be 'funny' and be a 'random'. but when ratings go high a day turns into a week and he stays longer then they think...wink*wink* xCHANNYx Duh
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Always You by kathiekay reviews
A decade after baby Venturi is born, Casey and Derek revisit their pasts. Will their divergent lives finally come back together? Sequel to Crazy Game and Dirty Little Secret, futurefic, Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet by iownthesmiley reviews
Bella Swan is a famous actress, only too bad she's a Hollywood wild child with an alcohol addiction. After spending some time in rehab, she is reluctantly sent to Forks to live with Esme. There she meets Edward Cullen... SEE FULL SUMMARY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stuck in the Prop House by RoseBud96 reviews
Chad traps him and Sonny in the prop house while the Mackenzie Falls and So Random cast is on a company retreat.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
And She Was by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
And the letter which his sister -his only sister- had pressed into his hands that read "Smerek, you're an idiot. Sincerely- Smarti".
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by kathiekay reviews
Casey and Derek go home for the first time since they began dating. Can they keep their relationship a secret from the family? They better, because no one needs to know their dirty little secret. Futurefic, sequel to Crazy Game. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
iDoughnuts by universe.disturber reviews
Sam finds a box of powdered doughnuts with an anonymous note in her locker. But who sent it? SEDDIE oneshot. T for somewhat frequent mild language and some sexual themes. Oh, and I forgot. This is very, very OOC.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
BBQ Flavored Lie by Porkchop Sandwiches reviews
"I think we need to go at this at a different angle." She seems to think aloud, selecting another wing from the take-out container. My own take on Sam trying to teach Spencer how to lie. Different methods Different results. Spam one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Surprise, Surprise! by Rockgirl28 reviews
My own take on the episode surprise. What if Derek had asked Casey to the prom? What if Emily had found Derek and Casey kising in the game closet? One-shot, Dasey!
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Tale of Two Families by SpinnetTops reviews
The Cullens and Hales are high school enemies and each have their own set of followers. When Bella arrives at Forks, she must decide where she fits in. Will Edward win her over, or will Jasper put up a fight? NOT Edward/Jasper slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,096 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper
iLie by RoxyMoron reviews
My short take of what happened during Spencer's Lying for Dummies Training. Please read and review. If you do I'll be your best buddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Undone by monksmama reviews
Edward Masen goes to sleep an older sucsessful businessman and wakes his eighteen year old self. Why has he gone back and what changes will he make when he can do it all again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward
Sounds of Silence by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's only when she's left his room, and he's lying awake, aching for something he can't explain, that it occurs to him. She hadn't said his name. CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
The Benefits to Elopement by snappleducated reviews
Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Thunder Storms by BlackStar29 reviews
When the family is away Casey and Derek will play! R&R Please Do not read unless 16
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
When the past comes back to bite you by venomousgal reviews
BD spoilers! What if Rosalie helped Bella by distracting Edward so she could escape with her unborn child in chapter 7? What if Renesmee grew up never knowing Edward? What happens when her and Bella return to Seattle 20 years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Different Ways to Tell The Folks by LF7 reviews
“I’m just glad we don’t have to pretend like we don’t know anymore. That is what you call hard. All the hushed voices and the sneaking around, let me tell you it get’s old. But, you should know all about that! I’m so glad it’s off my chest.” R&R Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Who knew? by Llama Mama23 reviews
As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she doesn't want to. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
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Bless the Broken Road reviews
Bella and her family are con artists. Her path crosses with Edward and the opportunity is too great to pass up, making him her next mark. Edward is blissfully unaware, and it will take a lot of mistakes to finally lead him back to Bella and the truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,683 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Affair reviews
AH E/B J/B For two weeks out of the year Edward and Bella pretended that what they had was real.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Dose of Emmett reviews
AU Em/B R/E A/J Instead of Edward Bella falls for the lighthearted Emmett. I always thought Bella needed someone with less angst, so imagine Edward had fallen for Rose and she still changed Emmett because she cared for him in a more motherly way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,446 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Emmett, Bella