
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
I'm afraid considering i have no interest in writing on here my only 2 stories are DISCONTINUED! i'm on here to read good stories keep in touch with friends and hang out in the few RP forums i join. terribly sorry to those of you who did enjoy my stories though few of you did! i will be reading and MAYBE reviewing . if i read a bad story no i will not flame but i will tell you what you can improve on or if its good but not to my tastes well then...you will have no comment from me. i hardly read any FFs just the occasional few so SORRY!!
you sent me a review full of cursing- i calmly reply and have fun outsmarting you without cursing
you go so low as to attack my friends-get ready for hell
you hate my story-offer good constructive critisism or dont comment at all
i wont delete it. y?-because some people like it
dont you know your a complete idiot?-im NOT an iddiot im actually a very good writer just not at fan fiction
if you cant write and you know that why are you on here?- because my friend told me to and its fun on a boring day
many of you will be quite shocked at how horrible i can be underneath my politeness. if i'm angry enough i silence people with a LOOK. now what do you think will come out of my mouth? nothing good i ASSURE you!so if you hit a soft spot (not to just piss me off just for the hell of saying it) you will see my dark side.
i'm an actress not a writer and what i do write is NOT "fan fiction" so i know already that everything written on here is crappy no need to point it out without ways i can improve it
POST THINGYS! THNX MIDNA!! tee hee
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile (me and my friends would burst out singing track 14 in the hall ways because I made them listen to it, I also would go behind my friends and sing Johanna which I call a stalker song lol)
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile (I know they are)
If you believe that those bloody kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile ( I mean COME ON FOR FRIGGIN GOD'S SAKES STOP BEING BLOODY ASSHOLES!)
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! (I love you)
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (during Sweeney even though I don't WATCH the killing scenes I burst out laughing, it's just funny thinking how Sweeney is the hottest demon barber ever lol)
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! (did you REALLY think I was one of those friggin girls?)
If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile "This ever insanity or brilliance." (it's amazing how those two always get mixed up on me!)
Posty Thingy's I WANT you to pass down so I can friggin go down in history lol
If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak
If you wish Elizabeth Swann would die already, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish I'd stop posting these, copy and paste this into your profile
If you REALLY wish I'd shut up right now and let you see my list of stories copy and paste this into your profile
If you can't believe Johnny Depp a Spongebob episode recently scream, copy and paste this into your profile
I am one of the few people that can talk about something for more than a minute. I can actually start a conversation and finish it. I'm proud of my ability to not have to change topics every sentence.i can do all this and i AM random, but I
STEROTYPES THAT ARE NOT CORRECT! Bold are what I am!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(what? i don't like lunch!!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Eeh hee, "you are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn!" At least Sweeney didn't say you're naive if you're young!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Yeah right. (scoffs))
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (WAHOO!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Writer (somewhat) theater and singing.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (not a frequent writer but i DO write)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Ill.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Sometimes I do disagree)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4
i had to walk into a clear other room to get it and i'm not even READING this 1 yet but its
the feast of all saints -" 'my mother's mother, who was she?' he said in a low coice, his" then it broke off :P
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
the wall lol and i barely stretched out :P (the comps not in my room)
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
malcom in the middle i think the 1 where malcom discovers cynthia has big boobs
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
ummmmm 2:45 PM?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:56 PM woops a bit off wasn't i?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
aww so u mean i can't say red hot chili peppers?? boooo!! ok then my sister playing the wii (mario kart)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
at like 12:15 or 12:30 PM to take the dog out
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
umm my e mail i was and still am IMing someone
9. What are you wearing?
my flasses a gray astros shirt a bra under wear (duh) and purple shorts from academy oh and a white ponytail holder on my wrist
10. Did you dream last night?
looks sad i don't remember
11. When did you last laugh?
about an hour to 2 hours ago while i was watching malcom in the middle
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
umm considering this is sorta a hallway? a dilbert comic (i know right) a moose picture with mickey mouse in it (rotfl these r my dad's!) and the AC control thingy ma bob
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes lol my SISTERS!! ROTFL jk jk but yush i have
14. What do you think of this quiz?
its WAY to long
15. What is the last film you saw?
legally blonde 2 red white and blonde
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
CDs DVDs clothes shoes and plane tickets to italy NYC and iowa (to c my cuz)
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
ummm...i'm a txting maniac
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
gah idk i'm no world leader!umm...cancer??
19. Do you like to dance?
i'm no good at it but yes :) well it's more of spasms :P
20. George Bush:
not the best pres but not the worst i agreed with some of his ideas but not all
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
johannah duh! best name ever!!
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
ummm...actually idk...joseph after my bro?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
what do you mean "abroad"? until someone tells me what that ean i have no answr
24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?
aphrodite or maybe artemis she's cool :) or poseidon i wuv the sea!!