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Joined 11-20-15, id: 7306851, Profile Updated: 01-20-17
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Real name: Simon

I've gotten Slytherin (on Pottermore and a couple other times), Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor on various tests I've taken. I'd probably like being in Gryffindor the best, as that's the house of the Twins.

Why did I pick my username? Well, after a bout of uncreativity, and frustratedness at all the good names being chosen, I went for the ridiculous.

I never intend to abandon my stories. I may take a while to update, I'm sorry for that, but sometimes it takes that time just to decide what to put. I just make it up as I go, but there are a few scenes that I've been thinking up for a while, and I have to put something reasonable in between, to make it a coherent story, and not a jumble of pieces. Thank you, to all who have read my works so far, I hope you stay, as I write.

I like to take my jokery Siri- *oops* seriously.

Story names (renamed Harry Potter books for my versions):

The Methods of Madness (prologue)

The Quite Interesting Year (Philosopher's Stone)

Sally's Secret Chamber (Chamber of Secrets)

A Sirius Story (Prisoner of Azkaban)

?????????? (Goblet Of Fire)

Order of the Self-Frying Chicken (might be too long) (Order of the Phoenix)

The Full-Blooded Git (Half-Blood Prince) (Might be temporary) (Snape isn't evil, just very very rude to Harry)

The Deadly Owls? (Deathly Hallows)

Spells I have made up, simply for my series: (I have a few more, some I'll never add, and some just waiting for a place to put them, so putting them would be a spoiler)

Citius -- Acceleration Spell. It makes the targeted object or person faster. Like the Flash, or Quicksilver, but Pottyfied. (Yes, I just made that up.) Can be modified with Minimus, Maximus, Totalus, or Ultimatus. Can only be cancelled by the user, and not by "Finite," by wanting to return to normal speed. User wears out, and gets hungry at normal speed, for the people not affected. However, magic is used at normal speed, for the user, to keep the acceleration.

Duplico Meus -- Cloning Spell. Duplicates the user, cannot be used on others. Copies the user, clothing, and wand. Should any of those touch, the copy and the original, they will suddenly reunite, and form one person again, who keeps the memories from both. Cannot be cancelled by any other means. Creates duplicates, does not split the user into two. Duplicates, if killed, will give their memories back to the original, and disappear. If original dies, duplicates are permanently separate people.

Occlumens -- Mind Shielding Spell. It forms a perfect defense against Legilimency attacks, however, this shield is temporary and can be cancelled with "Finite." Repeated use will make the user's shield last longer, and still have a natural shield after it wears off.

Suggestions

Have an idea for a story? Spell? A scene I can put in one of my stories? PM me.

Awards

First reviewer:

AstoriaGrace, userid 6282311

Transfiguration Class Suggestion:

AstoriaGrace (Same person. We can't have multiple people with the same username on FanFiction.)

(I'm slightly modifying the idea, just a little.)

Come and check out my new website, at longusernamefanficupdates.wordpress.com. It's where I'll be posting updates about my stories as I write them.

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Honestly Harry - The Year of the Spares by Captain Compass reviews
The fourth year of Harry and his girl's at Hogwarts. A prestigious but dangerous competition comes to the school and Harry ends up totally in the middle of danger again. Are Death Eaters returning along with their Master? Why are there extras of everything hanging around? Uncertainty, new enemies, situations of bravery and foolishness; another regular deadly year for Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 67 - Words: 565,939 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Dimensions of the Soul by ShadowWriterMSP reviews
The war was won, but everything was lost. Now Harry is alone with nothing but the ringing in his head reminding him of what he lost. But when a dimensional rift appears in his living room, he may just find a way back to her. To his soul mate. Only in this new dimension, war is still raging. Will Harry be forced to fight once more? (Soul-bond fic, dimension-fic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,226 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 4,184 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
I'll Keep Coming by JudgeKnox reviews
Time travel, AU. When all that Harry Potter ever loved is taken from him, when he cannot fight alone against the tide of Voldemort's evil, he has to take his one last chance. A lonely, damaged Harry returns to his past, in order to save his future. Rated M for violence, death and trauma. Will eventually include Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,342 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
This is the first-year sequel to my story, Harry Potter and the Muggles' Daughter. Join Harry as he heads to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Find out what happens when a very different Harry doesn't meet the expectations of a harsh and callous world. Rated Mature for language and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,440 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Sixteen Years by Council reviews
Sixteen years later marks Harry Potter's forced return to the wizarding world after being banished to the muggle world for sixteen years. When he returns, he will be forced to fight, but in his own, Shotgunning, Motorcycling, Firewielding unique style. DifferentBWL, H/G, TwinPotters, All Wizards are powerful and Super Epic Powered Wizarding Duels will be the backbone of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,234 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Neville L.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,332 - Follows: 9,007 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
The Road not Taken by sbmcneil reviews
The summer before his third year, Harry stormed out of his relatives' house and met a large dog. Instead of taking the Knight Bus, Harry throws his lot in with Sirius Black. Join him as he fights for his godfather and gets to know his best mate's little sister just a bit better. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council reviews
A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,465 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Bonds of Time III: Age Of Consent by Vance McGill reviews
Book 3 in the Bonds of Time Saga. Years 5-7. Bond-Mates Harry and Ginny Potter thought the worst was over. They were wrong. Now they have to deal with the Soul-Bond's True Power. To make it worse, an old enemy appears and turns everything upside down for Harry, Ginny and their friends. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione; Time Travel, Soul-Bond. SPECIAL AUTHOR'S NOTE POSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thorny Rose by Brennus reviews
Harry has been entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will, and his friends don't believe him when he insists he didn't enter his name. Will Ginny Weasley sit by and watch him suffer alone, or will she risk exposing the dark secret she has been hiding. GoF re-write from Ginny's POV. Smart & slightly manipulative Ginny! Extreme Ron-bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,941 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Unbreakable Vow by Ash Darklighter reviews
Strange lights are seen across a deserted country lane. The wizarding world is calling him home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,559 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Elemental Harry by hermyd reviews
Ginny is setting everything on fire, and Harry is calling down storms and throwing lightning out of his hands. How things would change if Harry's power was something different and he had to learn how to use it along with understanding a mysterious bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,793 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Honestly Harry - Getting to Hogwarts by Captain Compass reviews
What if Hagrid decided to take young Harry Potter away from the Dursleys after meeting them? Here's how he might have met Dumbledore and all the Weasleys before going to Hogwarts. Story with H/G/Hr meetings and pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 173,878 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Furious Angels by Worldmaker reviews
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come. Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but bears it out, even to the edge of doom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,311 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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The Quite Interesting Year reviews
Second Accidental Adventures book. What if the prophecy you know was *ahem* tweaked a bit (Ok, fine, rewritten), Harry's IQ was slightly higher, and people reacted accordingly to being a magical world? Book 2. This won't be very long, but it'll cover all of Harry's first year. Eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Accidental Adventures of Harry Potter: The Methods of Madness reviews
What if the prophecy was *ahem* tweaked a bit, Harry's IQ was slightly higher, and people reacted accordingly to being a magical world? This is book one, just a prologue really. Book 2 is "The Quite Interesting Year."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Complete
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