Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Real name: Simon I've gotten Slytherin (on Pottermore and a couple other times), Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor on various tests I've taken. I'd probably like being in Gryffindor the best, as that's the house of the Twins. Why did I pick my username? Well, after a bout of uncreativity, and frustratedness at all the good names being chosen, I went for the ridiculous. I never intend to abandon my stories. I may take a while to update, I'm sorry for that, but sometimes it takes that time just to decide what to put. I just make it up as I go, but there are a few scenes that I've been thinking up for a while, and I have to put something reasonable in between, to make it a coherent story, and not a jumble of pieces. Thank you, to all who have read my works so far, I hope you stay, as I write. I like to take my jokery Siri- *oops* seriously. Story names (renamed Harry Potter books for my versions): The Methods of Madness (prologue) The Quite Interesting Year (Philosopher's Stone) Sally's Secret Chamber (Chamber of Secrets) A Sirius Story (Prisoner of Azkaban) ?????????? (Goblet Of Fire) Order of the Self-Frying Chicken (might be too long) (Order of the Phoenix) The Full-Blooded Git (Half-Blood Prince) (Might be temporary) (Snape isn't evil, just very very rude to Harry) The Deadly Owls? (Deathly Hallows) Spells I have made up, simply for my series: (I have a few more, some I'll never add, and some just waiting for a place to put them, so putting them would be a spoiler) Citius -- Acceleration Spell. It makes the targeted object or person faster. Like the Flash, or Quicksilver, but Pottyfied. (Yes, I just made that up.) Can be modified with Minimus, Maximus, Totalus, or Ultimatus. Can only be cancelled by the user, and not by "Finite," by wanting to return to normal speed. User wears out, and gets hungry at normal speed, for the people not affected. However, magic is used at normal speed, for the user, to keep the acceleration. Duplico Meus -- Cloning Spell. Duplicates the user, cannot be used on others. Copies the user, clothing, and wand. Should any of those touch, the copy and the original, they will suddenly reunite, and form one person again, who keeps the memories from both. Cannot be cancelled by any other means. Creates duplicates, does not split the user into two. Duplicates, if killed, will give their memories back to the original, and disappear. If original dies, duplicates are permanently separate people. Occlumens -- Mind Shielding Spell. It forms a perfect defense against Legilimency attacks, however, this shield is temporary and can be cancelled with "Finite." Repeated use will make the user's shield last longer, and still have a natural shield after it wears off. Suggestions Have an idea for a story? Spell? A scene I can put in one of my stories? PM me. Awards First reviewer: AstoriaGrace, userid 6282311 Transfiguration Class Suggestion: AstoriaGrace (Same person. We can't have multiple people with the same username on FanFiction.) (I'm slightly modifying the idea, just a little.) Come and check out my new website, at longusernamefanficupdates.wordpress.com. It's where I'll be posting updates about my stories as I write them. |
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