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A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 209,462 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 2/27
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,599 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 7/28
Dance With the Devil by Nanya reviews
Jedah Dohma, one of the three rulers of Makai, was always scheming and planning. Even when things don't go the way he expects, he can work with it. If the end result is amusing and gives him information, then he doesn't care about the fallout. Even if the fallout affects Earth, Makai, Heaven, Hell and everywhere in-between. Co-written with Innortal
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 426,274 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Ranma, H. Issei, Lilith, Mittelt
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,667 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 361 - Words: 1,696,220 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/14/2017
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
What Is Best In Life? by red-jacobson reviews
Post War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly. Formerly "Harry Potter's Golden Rule" The characters actions have changed the plot to the point that the original title didn't fit the story I was telling. Sorry about any confusion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,558 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/31/2014
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/6 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Punishment by zheuse reviews
The Watcher's Council has gone too far. Xander Harris takes it upon himself to hold them accountable for their actions.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/9
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 577 - Published: 4/21 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
The Enemy Amongst Them by phoenixgirl26 reviews
A lot of people are dying in the wizarding world, and no one knows who, or what is causing the deaths. One shot. Harry's forth year, no pairings. Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/3 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/18 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter: God of Luck by Lady Hallen reviews
If someone believed enough, it would come true. Magic needed belief to come true, and what was prayer, what was faith but belief? Of course Harry Woke Up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/8 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
Follow the Light by MBurris reviews
A slip of the tongue reveals to Harry an alternative path, one much more demanding than he experienced before, where the rewards he asks for are denied him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,110 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter, it can be said, has a pretty rough time of it. He certainly does have to deal with a lot of poor luck and unfortunate circumstance. What if, instead of getting angsty and blundering his way through life, Harry just rides his extraordinarily bad luck all the way to the top? This is Harry owning his destiny. Starts off a little dark, but gets crack-ish pretty quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018
Crowning Moment of Awesome by MBurris reviews
Neville, abruptly woken from a daydream, is temporarily confused about his actions. And now ... he's terrified of being who he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter How Bong Bong got his name by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Ronald was a troubled wizard. After the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he had gone to tell the lousy git, Harry, that he had forgiven him for cheating, but the stinking tosser ignored him while he kissed the Insufferable-Know-It-All. Ronald learns a very important lesson in table manners and it changes his life for a happy ending. HHr NLLL RWLB Very strong stomach alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 651 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Twenty One Nights of Paradise by red-jacobson reviews
Fleur Rewards Harry after the Second Task, but gets far more than she bargained for! Edited existing Chapters to correct formatting and Bold type issues And Edited Chapter Eight to correct an error in the number of witches in the coven. Sorry, there aren't going to be any new witches added. 4/1/2018
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter & The Heir's Ring by monbade reviews
What if Harry wasn't as trusting and more intelligent then what people give him credit for. What if he learns early about who and what the Ancient house of Potter is really about. I had 38 chapters finished but due to my USB drive dying i lost all but the 11 i posted, I am working on it. Enjoy and please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,806 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 5,033 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Amelia B.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,871 - Follows: 11,028 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Percy helps by senawario reviews
Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Pre Cursed Child & Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
That was easy! by mp3.1415player reviews
Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
The Infinite Loops: The Great Prank War by lord Martiya reviews
Yggdrasil, the great computer that contains all the universes, is broken, and time is Looping back indifenitely. Some people, known as Loopers, known about this... And two of them, Kaioh Michiru and Naruto Uzumaki have engaged in an all-out prank war. May the Admins have mercy of those too slow to run...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Naruto U.
My name is Dudley MacDonald, formerly Dursley, and I am a Dementor by Alex Mcpherson reviews
Dudley nodded, "She's like the second oldest Dementor in the world. Normally She'd be overseeing their home, you know that prison Azkaban? But apparently Her two eldest Lil and Gin find kids annoying while she just loves em. Maternal that one." He smiled a little, "Damn, You've seen nothing until you've seen a Mama Dementor taking care of a cute little dementor baby" Alt PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D., Dementors - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 668 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 227 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,673 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 1/8/2005
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 445 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,449 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Further Adventures of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, has accepted his role as the Multiverse's fix-it man. A figure of legend in many universes, he makes his way as directed by Creation to worlds where they could use a nudge here and there. Maybe he can prevent the multiverse from destroying itself in apocalyptic fire. Sequel to Stories of the Lone Traveler.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,233 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 702 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P.
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 352 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Canon by Priya Ashok reviews
A completed fic about a Harry whose sense of self preservation is greater than Canon. A Harry who is smarter and thinks more. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Complete
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11783 - Favs: 9,296 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,609 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 10,775 - Follows: 8,019 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 5,432 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 545 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 652 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
It Feels Good To Get A Little Payback by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter has had enough, it's time for some payback. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15066 - Favs: 22,143 - Follows: 19,443 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
When Harry doesn't know by NeoNerd420 reviews
I've seen several fics where Harry "owns, or controls" the school. I think it could be made funny if he doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,711 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Distracted by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Villainous Comeback by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter, the Wizarding World's Hero and Savior was sent far away to his last remaining family by blood, in order to ensure his protection. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, Harry had no blood relation to the Dursleys or the Evanses...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P.
The power of a name by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry and Hermione discuss the possibilities of spellcrafting, and come to a terrifying conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Waves Crashing Against the Shore by cloneserpents reviews
A spell meant to help find the horcruxes and stop Voldemort has terrible repercussions. Can Ron save his best friends from themselves? Dark horror. Major Character Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dead Nin Tell Tales by windfalcon reviews
Naruto, fed up with the lack of support he gets at the Academy, decides to try and teach himself. With the aid of an unlikely tutor and the threat of his Nindo breaking, Naruto soon finds that there are many secrets to be learned from the dead...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M., Mikoto U.
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,547 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 665 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rainbow Connection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 387 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Definitely Defiant by Nom9de9Plume reviews
The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fated for something Completely Different by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Two people exchange Fates. Hijinks to follow.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Negi S., Fate A.] [Nanoha T., Fate T.] - Complete
Captured in the Pasture by The Blind Dragon reviews
Au. One-Shot. Hermione uncovers some information that Harry uses to prank the individual. The outcome was not what was expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Aberforth D., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lemon Life! by Colonelking reviews
A sleeping Naruto wakes up to find that his life isn't the same anymore. After his mission in wave, he finds that he is stuck in a game... which is full of lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Naruto U.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
The New Defence Teacher by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
The heads of house meet to discuss the latest defence teacher with the headmaster towards the end of the autumn term of the 1995-1996 school year. Slightly silly story. One-shot. Alternate Universe! Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
Harry Potter and the Garden by rumblestiltsken reviews
Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 265 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 451 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by Kythara reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Homer says D'oh by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Slightly silly one-shot. Alternate Universe. In a different reality, the events of the equivalent 1992-1993 Hogwarts school year play somewhat differently to canon. Revised to correct minor typing/punctuation errors, 20th April, 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Point of Principle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Petunia D., Salazar S.] - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Time To Live: Time To Love by Rihaan reviews
Harry has a nightmare. As always, Hermione is there for him. And maybe he's just beginning to really wake up? I never expected this story to be so popular, and this story's loaded with problems (New Zealand, anyone?), but if you can look past that... it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,139 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Ronnie Doesn't Know by Blood Brandy reviews
Sneaking to see his friends new job, Ronald Weasely makes a shocking discovery...along with about a thousand other people. Not for Ron fans, and Harry and Hermione don't come across too nice, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hogwarts – The Origin of the Houses by Acaykath reviews
Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Phoenix From The Ashes by Pyeknu reviews
A sequel to Metroanime's "Crippled," crossover with Urusei Yatsura and other series. What if Ranma, after he was crippled, met the reborn Emperor Líng of Hàn, now living as Moroboshi Hiromi? How will Ranma react as he learns of the incredible world of the tōshi…and the Avalonians? Ranma/Ryomō; Ataru/Ryofu/Chinkyū; Akane/Koshaji; Shampoo/OC; Ukyō/Sonsaku; Nabiki/OC; Kasumi/OC.
Crossover - Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 613,906 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Ranma, Ryomō S.] Ryofu H., OC - Complete
Harry's First Class with Lockhart by Harry 'n' Hermione Potter reviews
Pure humor one-shot of Harry's first class with Lockhart. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 5,976 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
We Underestimated Him by Kaden-san reviews
OC & AU. Harry finds out that he is dating both Patil twins and that they've been dating him in shifts. How does he react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 211 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bilius and Herm by Luan Mao reviews
So few days of summer vacation, and we have to waste every one!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 341 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Series of Unfortunate Overhearings by Silent Magi reviews
Somethings you just don't want to hear... other things you wish you'd never heard. Let's follow the adventures of people that are overhearing things at the wrong time. Crack will abound. Main list found in the forum. Rated M for safety and sanity...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 82 - Words: 80,780 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
You Have A Problem by Drauchenfyre reviews
Harry has a little 'chat' with one of his more obsessive friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 252 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Sun by expectopadfoot reviews
"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Hunter by Ruinus reviews
A short crossover with Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter. Written for a forum I frequent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Naruto: The Winter Fox by BigCC reviews
To save the life of one of his first precious person, Naruto draws on Kyuubi's power and gains more than he ever thought possible. The Fox is fiercest in the colds of winter. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem. Adopted from Kurama Kuchiki's Snow Fox.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010
Balancing Hindsight or Foresight by Lil Nezumi reviews
Expect the following story type - A "What if", AU/AR and Char. Ooc, still magical world - Sent to prison upon the death of the Dark Lord, the Hero is bound by the ancient edifice on an island in the middle of nowhere. Laws that came into effect days before the final battle bound his battle actions and the rest of his life there... that is until the day he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,316 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 379 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Crossplay by Kuniklino reviews
Mito Uzumaki told Kushina that love could tame the nine-tailed beast. Mito was right. It did. Love changes everything... Chapter 9 Tenten's quest and the team shuffle
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kushina U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter & the New & Improved VanishingCabinet by criminally charmed reviews
AU - Post HP&TTATV. Harry's life is good now. So what happens when certain friends cough - Muppets - cough decide to visit Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Kermit - Complete
Crimson Orchestra by Niken-sama reviews
His desire was to see Konoha in flames,and he was willing to achieve his goal by any means necessary.Turn a refugee camp into his own village? Check. Persuade as many missing nin to join as possible? Check. Turning them into science projects? Check. Kidnap a jinchuuriki and turn him into a weapon? Sounds good. Too bad no one ever told him that this Orchestra only needs 1 'Maestro'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Suikoden One Half by MadHat886 reviews
An encounter with a magic mirror sends Ranma to another world, leaving behind a broken past. Hey, who's the girl with silver hair? A Suikoden and Mega crossover. Is now officialy one of the longest Ranma Fanfiction on this website!
Crossover - Ranma & Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 862,842 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Ranma
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16328 - Favs: 10,773 - Follows: 9,390 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Healer by DarthMittens reviews
"You are definitely a person worth saving." Seven words spoken by a stranger standing at the foot of Hermione's hospital bed irrevocably change both of their lives forever. AU. Muggle Hermione. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hereward's Harem by Polydicta reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
GodEmperor of Little Whinging by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Memoirs by Paladeus reviews
Memoirs and hidden journal entries of various Naruto cast members. A series of one-shots meant for humor while following a certain theme. No real ships, but hints at various ones for each 'installment'. This is purely for humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Naruto U.
In Which the Pink Elephant Hides Under a Lampshade by Terrence Rogue reviews
The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P., Fred W., Alastor M. - Complete
Once More With Feeling This Time by gman391 reviews
They lost horribly and irrevocably. But Hinata got a second chance with her help so did Naruto and Sasuke. But that doesn't mean that things are any easier. Things have changed and they've got one shot to save it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 531 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Lost Arts by Chrisdz reviews
After a day in the village 5 yr old Naruto makes a discovery within the Shinobi Library that will forever change him and those around him. NaruxSakuxHina NarutoStreet Fighter crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,350 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
It's Showtime! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Everyone claims the Kyuubi is a demon or a sentient mass of chakra. But what if it was something else, or more specificly, someone else? Someone with a pinstripe suit and a taste for pranks and beetles? M for crude and perverted humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Blow, Winds, And Crack Your Cheeks! by Manchester reviews
Names have power, it's a well-established fact in the supernatural world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Either that, or the possibility of a good giggle.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chaos by Request by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Disillusioned with the Post-War Wizarding World and three-ring circus his life has become, Harry decides to find a way to change all that he feels went wrong in his life. AU, time travel, no pairings, & mentions of abuse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,475 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Very Xander Christmas by gleefulmusings reviews
Xander's letter to Santa Claus yields some very surprising results.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 316 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 959 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hell's Favorite Demon by Lov3the3vil reviews
Ranma dies during the Nekoken training and is replaced. Ranma's part demon and was raised by Hild. Ryoga's a demon and was raised by Genma. Kuno's fairly sane. And for once there's no incest in the divine family. In this world, nothing is what it seems.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,356 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Ranma
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
She'll Tell You It's The Only Way To Be by miss izzy92 reviews
One-Shot. After the war, Harry Potter just wants to find somewhere, anywhere, where he can exist. He finds it rebuilding the Rook, with the Lovegoods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Lady Titania's Gift by ananova reviews
HPGargoyles xover. Titania stops Demona's plan to destroy humanity by making her live life as a human, Lily Evans. How will Harry react to learning his true heritage? On Permanent Hiatus
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,203 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Two Marvelous by Harry50 reviews
After his 18th birthday, Harry discovers he has some more living relatives, including twin girl cousins. These serve to push him into turning his relations with Hermione to a higher level.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Konichiwa, Master! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Was forced to reload the story cause the second chapter wouldn't show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Squeaky Voice in the Ether by Lucinda reviews
A one-shot coauthored with Speedbump1. Voldemort has a new plan to conquer magical Britain...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 468 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 6,461 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 494 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Her Biggest Mistake by Itsme66 reviews
A mistake is made, and everything spirals out of control from there. NOT a nice story. Rated for substance abuse and suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, World Walker by Strumwulf reviews
The Ministry Six disappeared from the Hogwarts at the end of Harry's 5th year. Now at the beginning of the 6th year, they have returned. Chapter 3 - A quick look in on Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins by Respitini reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
On the Ninth Day of Christmas by apAidan reviews
It's the Christmas hols after the Yule Ball, and Harry's wondering if Hermione has forgiven him. He's also taking song cues from a sketchy pair of Gryffindors which gets him in a bit more hot water with his best mate. Up until she actually listens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Temptations of A TimeTurness by falling skywards reviews
Hermione needed it. She needed it inside her, around her, she needed it to fill her up and then to spill it out. Knowledge, that is. But how far will she go to get it? Set in third year, H/Hr/L ? , involving Time Travel in a whole new way. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the many career paths by Jarakrisafis reviews
Harry Potter - one fate - many careers. Stand-alone chapters of what Harry could have gone on to do after completing the prophecy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Blood Under the Bridge by Lucinda reviews
A different reaction to the miserable summer after the Third Task, and Umbridge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P.
Lord of the Thundercats by maverick9871 reviews
While in Wave after the death of Zabuza and Haku Naruto destiny is changed forever by one act of kindness. Watch as he claims the ancient sword of omens and fulfills his destiny.
Crossover - ThunderCats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,364 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kyushiki Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
Once upon a time there was a sennin who fought pirates as a member of the elite assassination unit, CP9. Unfortunately he wrote a book about it. Not to be taken seriously or orally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 255 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Maelstrom Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
As we pass through the ages we waited for the time of the gathering to fight for the prize. I gained the prize and it was not what I expected. Now see as I decided to give the prize away with a new gathering. Rise Naruto Uzumaki, the Maelstrom.NaruFemSas
Crossover - Highlander & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,088 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Connor, Naruto U.
The Art of Duct Taping by Kadunta reviews
Reupload. What happens when Ranma learns from his match in adaptability? How do Nabiki and Nerima deal with him now? Oneshot, minor crossover spamfic.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ranma - Complete
New Lamps for Old – Reaping what you've Sown by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,601 - Follows: 9,834 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Shredder Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
After an attack at an early age Naruto is saved by an unlikely savior. Watch as he rises to fame with a name that will strike fear into the hearts of his enemies. The Shredder.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,868 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Fantical Lunacy by Xelan reviews
Sequel to Delusions of Granger. Takes place where Delusions left off. Ron has his sights set on Luna and Neville will have to intervene. Mild to moderate Ron Bashing ahead. Inspired by the wonderful folks at Seel'vor's Fanfiction group. H/Hr and LL/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Luna L., Neville L.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
,Warmachine and Override by maverick9871 reviews
This is the final installment of the Who am I, I am....Ironman. The future is not writen and an evolution accurs. See where our hereos and villians wind up in this action pack advanture.
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,152 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15590 - Favs: 9,667 - Follows: 7,361 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Visitation of Justice by Veive reviews
Some things just cannot be tolerated. Oneshot - Complete. A/N: Perkons is the Baltic god of lightning among other things, and Xolotl is the aztech god of lightning and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 275 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
the Muppet Contracts by Lucinda reviews
When Angel Investigations takes the case of a murdered acting agent, they have no idea what sort of people they're about to meet. And things seem to be getting more complicated.
Crossover - Angel & Muppet Show - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 552 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tetris by Mihra-Attar reviews
What happens when Dumbledore is regularly skimming the students with legillimency, and one plays Tetris all summer? One-shot. Possibly Crackfic. OOCish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5401 - Favs: 7,771 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 5,265 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Dudley the hero? by crocket reviews
Due to Dudley saying something Harry find the way to end the war before it really begins. Hopefully you will find it funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 11,179 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Jack of Spades by Zarunak reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Scientific method by voider reviews
Harry gets snaked and the symbiote plans to use a scientific method on magic.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P.
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Smart Way by Chris Hill reviews
Started as a challenge on the Worst muggles to raise Harry, this follows what would have happened had Maxwell Smart gotten a hold of the little tyke. Follows the TV series with a slight modernizing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kids and Christmas by maverick9871 reviews
Why parents should fear what kids learn over Christmas break."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Passing of the Phoenix by grenouille7777 reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry takes on more responsibility that he could ever imagine. Finally, he's had enough. He's done. HP/GD Un-betad. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A Fox in Tokyo by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just became a ninja. But wait a minute, since when was Konoha hidden in modern-day Tokyo and where did all the guns and bombs come from? This is Nerima, 1996, and these are the meanest streets on Earth. Set in the Top Dog universe.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U.
A Recomendation by Padfoot In Chains reviews
A nice chat between mortal enemies. What will Harry recomend? Stop the killing? Doubtful. Grow some hair? Possibly. Read on and see. One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto oneshots by voider reviews
Chapter 1:Necromancer: Naruto finally makes a friend who is even willing to train him. Unfortunately, she’s an Uchiha, and Itachi has a clan to slaughter. NEW CHAPTER 2: Mist’s Genin Exam.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
Ninja of Love by Golden Arms reviews
Jiraiya has a dream that people would come together in peace. Nagato decides to bring that dream into reality... with mindblowing results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jiraiya, Nagato U. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 478 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ironman by maverick9871 reviews
This is the sequal to Who am I, I am. This picks up right after the other one ended and will show how Naruto shows the world that Heroes can be both born and made. Join his journey as he takes the world by storm. Pairing NarutoX
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,601 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,295 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Revenge on Ravenclaw by David Brown reviews
Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
A Willowy Halloween by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Willow dresses differently on Halloween. By a mistake of Ethan's, she dresses as the daughter of Janus. YAHF.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Willow R. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,523 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Little Whore House in Hogsmeade by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Luna L., Percy W. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 6,492 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Consequences Of Seeing The Future by Miss Mercury101 reviews
An unlikely view of what could possibly happen if Voldemort ever saw the future. Features a very OOC Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mahou no Kagamine by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
England fears Voldemort who is reborn. Harry is needed as he is the only one who survived the Killing Curse, but he's dead. Only Len exists now, along with his twin sister Rin. Harry Potter and Hermione Granger have been dead since their rebirth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Len K.
Nightly Excursions And Naive Neji by kellerbo reviews
Hinata has been vanishing at precisely 11:30 every night and Neji is determined to solve the mystery of where she goes. But his own naivety is more of a hindrance than a help... NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who am I, I am by maverick9871 reviews
Kakashi refuses to train Naruto in favor of Sasuke during the one month break but Naruto had enough. Angry enough to make a deal with the devil, another offers Naruto a choice and a chance at redemption. Now see how Naruto legend grows with this change NX
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 158 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,177 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Path of the Broken Creed by Hardcore Heathen reviews
There is power in the past, enough to remake the hell of the present. The path to it is hidden behind the blood that pools at his feet, the legacy of a broken creed. Naruto/Assassin's Creed crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Big Trouble in Little Hogwarts! by AlysiaStorms reviews
1 year old Harry is given by Petunia to a cousin of the Evans family and his friends. Watch as those who have beaten the Sorcereor of the East Lo Pan, raise a young Harry to face his destiny. Because unlike others...they have experience! Crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,884 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 902 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wives by Kyuubi18 reviews
What is Harry to do when he has to marry not one or even three women, but more than five or else he dies. Suck it up and marry of course. The question is 'Who are the ones he's marring' HarryHarem big harem. please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Marietta E.
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Volume 2: True Lies by unspeakable writer reviews
Second in the series. Now with some Unspeakable training Harry and Company return to Hogwarts for his sixth year. Not HBP compliant, but does include some of the plot points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,271 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 11/17/2006
Yet Another 'Ranma as an Orochi Decendant' Fic' by WFROSE reviews
More fun than hitting people in the face repeatedly!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,972 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Ranma, Kasumi
Assassin Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
At the age of 6 Naruto Uzumaki is believe to die but who is this maelstrom the appears 8 years later and what connections does he have the the league of shadows. Dark Manipulative Naruto and multiple pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ra's al Ghul
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5508 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Ghost Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident an event happened that would be revealed in Wave. See as Naruto becomes the Ghost Rider
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fates Mistake by broomstick flyer reviews
It was just a tiny insignificant thing, one tiny change to the life the fates had planned for Harry Potter. It was a change that would change his life from the day after his name came out of the tri wizard cup. H/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 242 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Son of a Master by Anon e Mouse Jr reviews
One-shot. Harry isn't raised by the Dursleys, but by a Master of a most unusual path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Merlin's Law by Sant reviews
In the end, the story wasn’t finished. Harry’s first seven years at Hogwarts weren't all she wrote. :One Shot:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by Thrythlind reviews
Nabiki wanders into an antique shop and buys a gift to make up for her part in destroying what may have been Ranma's only chance at a cure.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2002
Tears of Vengeance by Chilord reviews
One Shot. Only fic from the old days I'm still proud of. Someone steps over the lean, and Tears of Vengeance fall. Rated M for subject matter, nothing explicite
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Cruel and Rather Unusual Punishment by pstibbons reviews
In the post-Potter world, Voldemort considers why Luna Lovegood is his favourite Death Eater. He would never have been able to torture the Malfoys or Weasleys as effectively she did. Ron and Ginny get what they always wanted - and bashed. Past HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Alternate Yule Ball by pstibbons reviews
Years later, Viktor Krum recounts the events of the 1994 Yule Ball that got his old friend Hermione expelled from Hogwarts. No ships, though there's Krum/Cedric. Harry bashing, major, MAJOR Ron bashing. Moral : Incompetent fighters should never duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by muishiki reviews
How does Konoha's most surprising ninja learn the fine art of self pleasure? Why, with a shadow friend, of course! Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 790 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style by Vesvius reviews
A gift from the Sandaime leads to Naruto defeating his enemies in ways previously thought impossible! Wrester!Naruto. WARNING: Check Sanity at the Door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Confessions of a Lolicon by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Misora would be the first to admit she was a lolicon, though she wouldn’t necessarily advertise it. Misora/Cocone. Yuri. Lesbian. Femmeslash. You have been warned...
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Misora K. - Complete
KILL RON, Vol 1 by El Pepe reviews
They thought they could kill him. All they did was anger one very powerful witch. Psudo HPxKB xover. HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The littlest tree snake by Narutoscreed reviews
Anko decides that she'll take in Naruto when she sees him being beaten by a mob of villagers. How will this change the destiny of our little hero? Rated M to be safe, nothing to warrant it yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ginny's Tale by twilliams1797 reviews
Ginny had a problem. They thought that it had been fixed all those years ago, but it wasn't. The brothers Weasley ask Harry and his wives for help. 10 chapters compiled into 1. complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 324 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Gender Neutral by WFROSE reviews
Yeah, keep on moving folks, your time would be better spent elsewhere than reading this...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/18/2003
Finally by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry Potter has been unhappily married to Ginny for five years, an anulment brings Harry and Hermione together finally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 427 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jingling Moonbeams by Paladeus reviews
Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Married, With Scouts by LSMcGill reviews
Ranma wakes up with a hangover, and no memory of how he got there. But why does he have a ring on his finger? (you just had to ask for more, didn't you?)
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/25/2002
Pimp Quest by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
On Hallows' Eve by lulu42 reviews
Everything must die, that is how the universe works. But one night, Death is in for a surprise. Harry Potter crossover.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 320 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dark Contracts by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically the well used plot device thingy of having Genma arrange different marriages for Ranma... but different. For one, he's technically not engaged to any of the Tendos.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007
BOOT TO THE HEAD! by Ri-kun reviews
Just a little parody some friends of mine and I made, based closely upon the now-infamous 'Boot to the Head' album by the Frantics. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Teachers' Pet by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Redone and Done and Done Again by tumshie reviews
A oneshot/parody of all those redo fics out there, inspired by Red Dwarf Stasis Leak. Please note that this is a one-shot. If anyone wants to adopt it feel free, all I ask is no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Browncoat Reveille by Kensington reviews
Choosing a practical costume has unintended side-effects for Xander.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
A Killing Joke by Baronvonblack reviews
I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve." What happens when Harry finally snaps, and delights in his killings, explosions and dynamite? Will the wizarding world be ready for the Clown Prince of Crime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 310 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Return of the Boy Who Lived by red-jacobson reviews
After the final battle, the Boy Who Lived is transported back into his 11 year old body, just prior to receiving his Hogwarts Letter. Sound like every re-do fic you've ever read? It is, except for one minor detail; the Boy Who Lived is named Neville Longb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 583 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Sunglasses by wellyuthink reviews
Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Bungee Jump by Maloran reviews
One-shot Harry was bored. Harry should never get bored, or things like this will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Literal by Awlric Hayell reviews
Context is everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Tango by Quantum Cat reviews
Ever wonder what Luna's boggart looks like? Harry does, and he's seen it! HarryxLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,041 - Follows: 2,029 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 354 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paybacks: Alternate by Rohata reviews
This is the original edition of the story posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Distant Relations by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Challenge response to: 'Naruto couldn't decide whether to be wary or happy at the sight of the blonde haired woman across from him.' Taken and warped into an Excel Saga Crossover. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Big Trouble in Old England by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
The Flame of the Dragon by S. S. IDGET reviews
Major OoTP spoilers... Pre-Deathly Hallows. Currently revising chapters. Not ABANDONED, but updates are not forthcoming until revision is done. This is a sixth year HHr with RH in the beginning... but that passes quickly... after losing youknowwho last year harry has to deal with all the same crap, different version. You get my point... CH 24 IS NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,799 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hidden Village of the Kitsune by recodan reviews
This is seriously AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 418 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scourgify: The Power He Knows Not by Perspicacity reviews
Mentally damaged, Harry defeats the Dark Lord with the only spell in his arsenal: Scourgify. A collection of drabbles with a common theme of Voldemort kill-offs. Will be updated as inspiration hits. Many appear in Crys's "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunken Truth by VFSNAKE reviews
AU to the incident with wine cave where almost everyone gets drunk. You know the episode. Anyway here is MY version of events. Warning lemons do appear so anyone wants to back out they have their chance before clicking this title screen. ENJOY!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Inuyasha, Sango - Complete
Diary of an Angry Daughter of Hermione by pstibbons reviews
A Post-Crapalogue drabble especially for canon RHr sycophants. From the Journal of Rose Granger: It's been six months since Mum died. My father raped my mother for 20 years while everyone looked on. I'm the child of a love potion. I don't deserve to exist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Crazy Peebos by Nanya reviews
Brianna should've known better than to leave a new Peebo maker laying around without supervision. She really should've.
Gold Digger - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
HP and the Return of the Valkyrie by udderpd reviews
A Happy Harry story attempting to join the end of book six to my story 'Clueless'. Shipping HP.HG.GW.DG.SB.LB.PP.PP. Minor ships RL.NT. I can assure you that Pansy Parkinson has nothing to do with any of the P. Complete - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,610 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 342 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just A Wrong Turn by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
All libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 1,295 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 1,543 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Dark Lord by Daak Lawd Dobby reviews
AU: begins in the year 2287. When the Wizengamot decides to turn Azkaban into a museum, who do they find in the depths of the fortress? Easy Guess: The Horror of the magic world, the one that gets everyone killed! Harry!Many. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P.
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 492 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 684 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by maverick9871 reviews
See what happens when one little wish causes a whole lot of trouble NarutoXKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
PokeRanma by Innortal reviews
If you hate pokegirl stories, then you'll hate this. A new take on Wild Horses and Pokegirls by Metroanime. Ranma ends up in the pokegirl universe, but can he survive a new life? And what is his analog doing?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,054 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 10/15/2005
Missing: Presumed Missing? by Seel'vor reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 527 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 468 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
This One Time On The Train To Scotland by Monopoly reviews
One shot. A rather different Harry and Ron meet on the train. Shenanigans ensue. Isn't really finished, but isn't going to get worked on. If anybody would like to use the idea, drop me a line.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The hand that breaks the fall by JA Baker reviews
My stab at a “woke up married” story: Xander wakes up in Las Vegas in the arftermath of the battle for LA. Only thing is, he’s not alone...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Xander H., Elliot R. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter the Master of Explosives by Elliot Green reviews
Harry Potter... Master of explosives. Harry gets a gift of a lifetime supply of explosives, and puts it to "good" use. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by RedMenace reviews
What if Team 7 had a useful teacher?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Full Circle by Case13 reviews
The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Showdown! by TwinEnigma reviews
A bored Sasuke, back in Konoha and suffering cabin fever, is looking to pick a fight. Crack, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Yellow Dye Number 5 by TwinEnigma reviews
A Goth in Hogwarts, emo Harry, nosy Snape? Must be something in the non-dairy creamer. It's fer srs, u gaiz. No rly, lol. Parody, Crack, OOC, One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,932 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew by Miss Whiskers reviews
He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the molten wave of panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the sight of the deserted room. 'Sirius' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there'" A story about what might happen if Sirius was there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
MapleHolics Anonymous by PurpleMoon3 reviews
What if MapleStory, a 2D sidescrolling MMORPG, existed in the Narutoverse? No one would have expected the repercussions...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron by bob-the-blue reviews
PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
Hogwarts The Musical by Clell65619 reviews
The Slytherins put on a show
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Lord Names by With A Midnight Smile reviews
Harry Potter, without the Dark Lord breathing down his neck, is bored. Boredom leads to Ginny, Ginny leads to... "Algae Envy Wiser"? What is going on? Anagrams and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
untitled Hinata oneshot by Narutoscreed reviews
Hinata finds confidence in a new outfit. Just a short omake style oneshot that came to me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Boy Who Kicked Ass by Z. Alexander reviews
Dumbledore was wrong. Love is all nice and good, but when it counts, it doesn't matter who you love...it matters how much ass you kick. Or something. All hail the Boy Who Kicked Ass. Cracktastic oneshot, for your and my amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
The Nerdiest Naruto Fanfic Ever by recodan reviews
I feel ashamed of writing this, but I had too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
From Fantasy to Reality by Zeromaru Chaos Mode reviews
What if harry got a letter from Dudley at the end of fifth year? What if harry and Dudley thought up new methods of using Magic? What if Harry finally grew a spine? Voldemort best look out. Harry's been Thinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 814 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Prophecy Gives a Choice by tgrave reviews
Trelawney gives one more prophecy and Harry has to choose. Just a small sketch. The end of the sixth year, no HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Maximus! by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry and Luna, after the final battle where they lose everyone they hold dear, find a way to transport themselves to another world where Luna poses as Harry’s twin sister. Hello world here they come! *Unfinished* Adopted see profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,958 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Chance at a New Life by padfootsrevenger reviews
A chance at a new life, in an alternate universe for war torn boywholived. New life, new family, and a chance to save all those that he lost. My first attempt at fan fiction, may be slow at up dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,046 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P.
A Friend in Deed by Swordchucks reviews
A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 5,630 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder by The-Caitiff reviews
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter's Random Omake Drabbles by HarbingerLady reviews
AU obviously. A collection of random omake drabbles and perhaps not so drabbles of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Interview by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
One shot. After third year, Harry decides to transfer schools. Just what would happen when Harry is invited to ask questions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Equal aka A Little Prick by stealacandy reviews
His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... and he's such a little prick!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 486 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Santa by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Hinata wants to give Naruto a merry christmas. Will she succeed? And if so, how did she do it? What kind of present will she give to Naruto? Oneshot, HinaNaruish. Xmas fic. No, it's not a lemon, you obsessed hippies. Happy holidays, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfection by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto fun revenge by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto has a little suprise for a few people and hes not the only one. Naruto and Gundam wing crossover
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 349 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kyuubi no Cabbit by Jonakhensu reviews
This is NOT a Narutochan fic, it is a genderchanging Naruto fic. Yes, there IS a difference. What would happen if the Kyuubi wasn't a fox? What if it was a cabbit? Now we can finally find out. The fun begins early and keeps on coming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,697 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,055 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
Why Hinata really faints by maverick9871 reviews
The title says it all. See why it is always around Naruto. BETA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,404 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Towers and Titans by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Who doesn't like enchanted boardgames? Especially the kind that suck you right into the action. Possible cross with Gold Digger and Sailor Moon later.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,468 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,190 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Final Battle, Pokemon Style by Zed Tea reviews
Wild VOLDEMORT has appeared! Go, HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rising Phoenix by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,789 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Special Delivery! by Ebona Nite reviews
Spoof fic of how Itachi meets his end. I know its insane, that's the point of a spoof! Definately not meant to be taken seriously. Pocky!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 791 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Power by SotF reviews
My thoughts on The power The Dark Lord Knows Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Harry P.
Voldemort's plan by waddiwasiwitch reviews
Voldemort has assigned Snape a task which results in hiliarious consequences. Voldemorts plan does not go according to plan much to Snape's amusement. Deathly Hallows spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
HP Where's There's the Will by udderpd reviews
This takes place directly after the train leaves for Hogwarts at the end of book seven which is required reading. I have decided to add some more so it is not complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
And Why Didn't I Think of That? by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Severus Snape discovers the value of nonwizard advice five years too late. Based on personal experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Imperium Rising Rewrite by SotF reviews
Betrayal of the deepest friendships causes a fall into darkness that will rock the core of the Wizarding World. Can they stand against a fully trained Sith Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,376 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,276 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Pumped Harry by Wild KS Phoenix reviews
Harry meets Hans and Franz over the summer. They take him under their wing and give him some training. HP-SNL crossover. No Ships, Character death, Overlaps HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Eye Of The Tigress by pstibbons reviews
Feline!Betrayed!Hermione. Weasley bashing. At 12, her Polyjuice experiment removed the human glamour she wore. At 18, a Weasley plot exiled her. Twelve years later, she's needed again. Abandoned since I couldnt figure out how to deal with Harry's kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Fun on the Inside by Inibrius reviews
*ABANDONED* Yet another Azkaban fic. How is Harry going to stay sane inside the joint? Rated T for language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Death Eternal by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sixteen years ago a fragment of Killing Curse entered Harry’s soul. Now, on the battlefield, he sets it loose. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,660 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crazy little girl called Akane by foesjoe reviews
Akane manages to make Kasumi angry and Kasumi decides to have a little revenge. Ranma convinces Kasumi to wear nothing but an apron and Akane has to fight off Medical Martial Artists. Oneshot pot fic.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Replay by Semika reviews
Harry is living life the way Sirius would have. i.e, pranking, joking, breaking rules, and flirting. So what happens when he and three friends go back to the marauders era? A prank war of course. No HBP, OOC, slash, time travel, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,554 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 501 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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